I wouldn't be surprised though if Kubo just killed off all the characters one by one except Ichigo just to troll everyone.
new spring time of youth if friggin hilarious, love how they keep breaking the 4th wall in this.
I wouldn't be surprised though if Kubo just killed off all the characters one by one except Ichigo just to troll everyone.
new spring time of youth if friggin hilarious, love how they keep breaking the 4th wall in this.
Correct me if I'm wrong here but…Didn't Ichigo promise to come back and bring Nel with him? And if so that makes his reaction of "what the hell are you doing here" all the more hilarious.
"People of the uzumaki clan all have red hair"
Either naruto is no longer an Uzumaki, or Kishi just fucked up big time. And "Minato had yellow hair though" isn't an excuse. The quote states it: ALL of the uzumaki have red hair.
Riddle me that, narutards.
Thus, I call dibs on the fact that naruto was made using Artificial Insemination. And Kushina wasn't fertile.
No no, Naruto's hair color is a MIX of his parents!
Even though hair color doesn't work that way.
What, you want proper genetics from Mr. Eyeball fetish?
Fuck you, 504 Time-Out…..making me re-write everything. >:(
So anyway, Bleach.
Omg Kubo killed off a good guy! It....really didn't faze me. Sasakibe, vice-captain to the strongest Shinigami has died. But what does it matter? We knew basicially nothing about him, I can count the number of panels he's appeared in on my hand, and we've seen him release once. But if you're a group of villains in Bleach, killing people for lulz is a standard.
Holy cow Nel reappeared! How long has it been? How many chapters since Kenpachi killed Nnoitra and that was the last we saw of her? I wonder, can she revert back to her adult form…..or what?
And the Vandereich leader is appearing more and more like Aizen to me, his smug looks, dismembering his minions just for the hell of it......and whoa, Harribel. Please don't me Kubo kept her alive through a databook just to have her subdued and unwillingly helping these guys?
EDIT:
Read Naruto.
I think the whole Dr. Snakes business and Kabuto going sage mode and saying "I'm not a snake, I'm a dragon now!!!11!!" is making me wonder if Kishi has completely lost his mind. First armadillo peniuses, and now this?
Seeing Sasuke and Itachi work together is really weird to me. And "all Uzumakis have red hair" is something to raise an eyebrow at....Naruto's hair is nowhere red. (Oh god, Karin's part of the clan?)
It's like whenever Kishi isn't drawing Uchihas or Sharingan it's just a boring dredge of overt blandness. But when he does get to draw Uchihas/Sharingans he jizzes uncontrolably and puts in whether dumb shit farts out of his head.
Im going to laugh my ass off if thses becomes a rescue Harribel arc.
@RobbyBevard:
No no, Naruto's hair color is a MIX of his parents!
Even though hair color doesn't work that way.
What, you want proper genetics from Mr. Eyeball fetish?
I am quite sure Kishimoto made it clear.
1)All Uzumaki have red hair
2)You only get attributes of the clan if your father is from the clan. Because Kishi is Sexist.
3)Then we have Naruto. His lineage is of the Namikaze clan and of the Uzumaki clan.
4)However he is not an Uzumaki. He is a Namikaze (not gonna go into the backstory we all know it).
4)Thus, naruto has yellow hair due to point 2
5)Naruto not "really" having the Uzumaki clan name, we can ignore point 1 that was raised in this chapter.
In conclusion, even plot holes can be solved when we take into consideration Kishimoto's sexism. Woman are weak, and they know it, isn't that right Tsunade?
Im going to laugh my ass off if thses becomes a rescue Harribel arc.
God no, please no. Kubo can't be THAT unorigina…wait yea.
While I'm glad to see Nel again (one of the last decent characters Kubo created), the whole Hueco Mondo business blows a hole the size of New Orleans through this chapter for me.
At the end of the Arrancar arc, the über powerful hollow master Aizen gets beaten. Soul Society routs the strongest hollows in existence, who have been arrancarized to boot. Absolutely nothing remains in Hueco Mondo to challenge the shinigami, nothing can keep them out, and oh yeah, the even state that Mayuri is just chilling there now and has made it his personal playground.
HERP DERP THE QUINCIES CONQUERED HUECO MONDO
How the FUCK did that happen? Why did noone notice? Why was there anything worth conquering? Soul Society didn't as much as leave a single lookout, they just chose to up and ignore the home of their eternal bitter enemies while having them completely at their mercy?
Letting soul devouring undead monstrosities live because they got boobs is bad enough, but for fucks sake Kubo.
I am quite sure Kishimoto made it clear.
1)All Uzumaki have red hair
2)You only get attributes of the clan if your father is from the clan. Because Kishi is Sexist.3)Then we have Naruto. His lineage is of the Namikaze clan and of the Uzumaki clan.
4)However he is not an Uzumaki. He is a Namikaze (not gonna go into the backstory we all know it).
4)Thus, naruto has yellow hair due to point 2
5)Naruto not "really" having the Uzumaki clan name, we can ignore point 1 that was raised in this chapter.
In conclusion, even plot holes can be solved when we take into consideration Kishimoto's sexism. Woman are weak, and they know it, isn't that right Tsunade?
I need to know now then. If all Uzumaki's have red hair are all red heads Uzumaki's? Was Gaara's mother a distant relative? Cause that's a very silly plot point otherwise.
I'm willing to give the 600 Rainbow Armadillo Penis to this chapter.
But I think that the rule should be that each time that this level is archived, it must GROW.
So, gentlemen, I proposse that from this moment onwards is "600 Billion Rainbow Dr. Armadillo Penis"
I need to know now then. If all Uzumaki's have red hair are all red heads Uzumaki's? Was Gaara's mother a distant relative? Cause that's a very silly plot point otherwise.
Why do I think Kishi will introduce a "twist" that Naruto and Gaara were somehow switched at birth, or something?
Why do I think Kishi will introduce a "twist" that Naruto and Gaara were somehow switched at birth, or something?
The sad thing, that's only slightly dumber than it turning out that Gaara's parents loved him all along.
I need to know now then. If all Uzumaki's have red hair are all red heads Uzumaki's? Was Gaara's mother a distant relative? Cause that's a very silly plot point otherwise.
I fully agree. it is completely stupid. However I was trying to give an impartial analysis of Kishi's effed up reasoning. From what I can see nothing indicates that all redhaired people are uzumaki, however you never know what sort of asspull Kishi might make.
As for:
karin has red hair = karin is an uzumaki
I can only hope that Kabuto and Orochimaru based that theory on something more than just her hair colour.
I am quite sure Kishimoto made it clear.
1)All Uzumaki have red hair
2)You only get attributes of the clan if your father is from the clan. Because Kishi is Sexist.
3)Then we have Naruto. His lineage is of the Namikaze clan and of the Uzumaki clan.
4)However he is not an Uzumaki. He is a Namikaze (not gonna go into the backstory we all know it).
4)Thus, naruto has yellow hair due to point 2
5)Naruto not "really" having the Uzumaki clan name, we can ignore point 1 that was raised in this chapter.
In conclusion, even plot holes can be solved when we take into consideration Kishimoto's sexism. Woman are weak, and they know it, isn't that right Tsunade?
This dumb deal with the Uzumaki lineage reminds me of the Simpson gene.
I reallly thought Grimmjow would appear. I am so dissapointed Kubo…again.
I reallly thought Grimmjow would appear. I am so dissapointed Kubo…again.
Dont fret yet, that living ratings booster (along with a few others) will definitely show up when this arc starts to plod along.
I kinda like the thought of kabuto's dragon sage mode though, at least sage mode is not limited to naruto. But really this guy is fighting an uphill battle against to set of hax eyes, and one of them wont even get fatigued.
I am quite sure Kishimoto made it clear.
1)All Uzumaki have red hair
2)You only get attributes of the clan if your father is from the clan. Because Kishi is Sexist.
3)Then we have Naruto. His lineage is of the Namikaze clan and of the Uzumaki clan.
4)However he is not an Uzumaki. He is a Namikaze (not gonna go into the backstory we all know it).
4)Thus, naruto has yellow hair due to point 2
5)Naruto not "really" having the Uzumaki clan name, we can ignore point 1 that was raised in this chapter.
In conclusion, even plot holes can be solved when we take into consideration Kishimoto's sexism. Woman are weak, and they know it, isn't that right Tsunade?
Dude chill. It doesn't take a genius to figure out Kishi meant full-blooded Uzumaki, or if you go by Tobi's statement, it was simply a signature of the clan, not everyone had to have it, but rather it was a deffining trait.
He has half-Uzumaki blood. Not all of the Uchiha had the Sharingan, the defining trait of the clan, but that didn't stop Itachi from slaughtering them.
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
Great. Now all it needs is a caduceus in the background.
I don't know what anyone sees in Grimmjow and why he's so wanted to return to the story to be honest. I just saw him as a poor man's Vegeta.
I don't know what anyone sees in Grimmjow and why he's so wanted to return to the story to be honest. I just saw him as a poor man's Vegeta.
Tbh I just want to see if Nnoitra killed him or not. Usually you can tell when Kubo kills off someone, but then again…...we all thought Harribel was dead…..
I don't know what anyone sees in Grimmjow and why he's so wanted to return to the story to be honest. I just saw him as a poor man's Vegeta.
It's because he's a Catboy. And also he got to punch Ichigo in the face a lot. Which made my day.
Naruto this week was just bad. It reminded me, though: wasn't there a point in the chuunin exams where Kabuto got attacked, and showed some creepy other side of himself that never got mentioned again?
As for Bleach, I still don't get why we need Yuki instead of Hanatarou, but it looks like Kubo decided to finally re-read some old chapters.
-Kubo remembered that Uryu and Ichigo were supposed to be vitrolic best buds (using the term loosely) in the beginning, even if it's only even if it's only for Uryu to betray them/get kidnapped in the future.
-Apparently souls needing balance between Earth and Soul Society is still a thing.
-Babby Nel is back. Fuck yeah.
There was a lot more in it than usual too. With the amount of content we usually get, I expected it to end at page 12.
Also, I died at Yuki pointing out that Ichigo's late and Chad saying he wanted to help. It's like Kubo's reading this thread.
Tbh I just want to see if Nnoitra killed him or not. Usually you can tell when Kubo kills off someone, but then again…...we all thought Harribel was dead…..
Didn't the databook say Orihime healed her?
Wait, I just noticed:
Why is Harribel in her released form? Did Kubo forget that this is her released form and she had one where she wears more clothes?
I thought arrancars were made from 1000's of souls…
Well, technically that's the criteria for being a Menos. Any crap hollow can become Arrancar if their mask is removed, but the human shaped ones tended to be menos and above. Except for the Grand Fisher who wasn't, but he still got a human form and fasmfiosefmsdfsdmfksdmfakl.
I still find it hard to believe that during the Hueco Mundo arc Kubo sensei tried to make you sympathize with the Arrancars with flashbacks, and I just found their characters more annoying.
"Hueco Mundo's beauty was captured?"
I guess a bland white desert with dead trees scattered throughout is considered to be beautiful by Kubo.
it works cause of the snakes!
Done.
MasterKing, you my n-word (can't say it, cause I'm white)
it works cause of the snakes!
I'll I'm sayin' is a guy named Dr. Snakes would be one of the most badass characters ever.
it works cause of the snakes!
Yeah, that's why I tried to make the snakes visible without making the caduceus too big.
MasterKing, you my n-word (can't say it, cause I'm white)
No prob, Nobodyman. lol
Dr. Snakes is now going to retroactively be my nickname for Orochimaru instead of Ninja Scientist Hisoka
"Hueco Mundo's beauty was captured?"
I guess a bland white desert with dead trees scattered throughout is considered to be beautiful by Kubo.
I believe that was referring to the captured Espada all chained up and junk. Calling her a beauty…like that aspect of her mattered in the story.
@RobbyBevard:
It's been hours now and I'm still amused by "Dr. Snakes".
I took a double take on that. The sad part is the translator was being serious with this. I don't know what was being said in Japanese as I still can't read kanji, but I can assure you there is a far better translation than "Dr. Snakes" without even knowing the word.
I took a double take on that. The sad part is the translator was being serious with this. I don't know what was being said in Japanese as I still can't read kanji, but I can assure you there is a far better translation than "Dr. Snakes" without even knowing the word.
Yeah. Dr. Snakes is ridiculous. It's probably supposed to be Dr. Herpetologist. Dr. Herpes for short.
Yeah. Dr. Snakes is ridiculous. It's probably supposed to be Dr. Herpetologist. Dr. Herpes for short.
LOL.
Speaking of Kabuto's fight here, did anyone else notice Sasuke's gone from emo to kind boy to traitor to revenge-obsessed to depressed to insane/evil and now all of a sudden he's like a sarcastic little kid? I mean all of his interactions with Kabuto go against the evil ass who tried to kill Karin and seem more like him just making random jokes. Hell, even Kabuto is hamming this fight up with one liners about being shy.
Woah, haven't been paying attention for the last couple of chapters. Time to catch up i guess.
Bleach:
LOL @ the boss guy ruthlessly killing his minions.
Who else thinks he looks like zangetsu?
I'm suprised that a good guy died, but he hasn't had enough screentime to be cared about.
Holy shit, welcome back Nel <3
Looks like there will be at least one source of enjoyment in this arc.
@MDL:
Woah, haven't been paying attention for the last couple of chapters. Time to catch up i guess.
Bleach:
LOL @ the boss guy ruthlessly killing his minions.
Who else thinks he looks like zangetsu?
Everyone .
Zangetsu, Zangetsu… Is this Zangetsu you speak about?
this panel nearly made me snort out my coffee.
ROFL that really made me laugh out loud.
Zangetsu, Zangetsu… Is this Zangetsu you speak about?
You know, aren't the personalities of the Zanpaktou supposed to be a reflection of the Shinigami?
Also, reading a little from there, I forgot that Kubo hinted at that Kojima omake back in SS; and how fun those those chapters with Ichigo's classmates were.
God dammit.
Quick question guys, I'm not a native speaker and somehow I don't understand the Dr. Snakes thing.
Does Kabuto call Itachi Dr. Snakes because he knows how snakes function? Like, in a sarcastic manner?
Or is Kabuto Dr. Snakes because he…well...is a snake and wears glasses (like a cliche doctor?)
Quick question guys, I'm not a native speaker and somehow I don't understand the Dr. Snakes thing.
Does Kabuto call Itachi Dr. Snakes because he knows how snakes function? Like, in a sarcastic manner?
Or is Kabuto Dr. Snakes because he…well...is a snake and wears glasses (like a cliche doctor?)
Sasuke is the one being called Dr. Snakes because he randomly started to list facts about snakes (plus he claimed that he studied them in order to beat Orochimaru).
Just got watching the latest (armadillo penis) episode of naruto. One thing is irking me. In the scene where naruto says the armadillo is a male and the gay creature is flipped over, where the hell is the penis?
Also, that scene with kabuto spitting himself out was…Urg..
"Hueco Mundo's beauty was captured?"
I guess a bland white desert with dead trees scattered throughout is considered to be beautiful by Kubo.
That's an editors note.
"Hueco Mundo's beauty was captured?"
I guess a bland white desert with dead trees scattered throughout is considered to be beautiful by Kubo.
I thought it was talking about Harribel :ninja:
Just got watching the latest (armadillo penis) episode of naruto. One thing is irking me. In the scene where naruto says the armadillo is a male and the gay creature is flipped over, where the hell is the penis?
Well gee-osh, why ever would they omit that?