If I'm reading his ToC comment right, seems that Kishi's been gaining weight.
The dude knows that Naruto's popularity is so stable despite him writing whatever that he's letting himself go.
Nardo and Bleh Thread III: Naruto is a terrible terrible manga
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If I'm reading his ToC comment right, seems that Kishi's been gaining weight.
The dude knows that Naruto's popularity is so stable despite him writing whatever that he's letting himself go.Why would he need to keep in shape? Was he going to fall back on modeling if Naruto didn't become successful?
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I didn't even know what that was. Was it's the future sword monster? That whole water scene was confusing to me.
It's Zangetsu/Hollow Inside him mix thing.
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Why would he need to keep in shape? Was he going to fall back on modeling if Naruto didn't become successful?
He has clothes he wants to wear. He's lamenting that the amount of T-shirts and whatnot he can't wear is going up.
The opportunity has passed for him to pose and make meme-worthy pictures like that Kubo loving his life one. -
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naruto/v63/c632/7.html
someone's balls on the first panel and then…. cannot unsee
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http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naruto/v63/c632/7.html
someone's balls on the first panel and then…. cannot unsee
Why would you do this to us.:sad:
Now i can't unsee too. -
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naruto/v63/c632/7.html
someone's balls on the first panel and then…. cannot unsee
You are a sick, sick guy, y'know? I just can't stop seeing this huge nutsack…
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http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naruto/v63/c632/7.html
someone's balls on the first panel and then…. cannot unsee
I'm fucking dying here, someone call a doctor
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@No:
I love how Omaeda's just-now-introduced family members get more screentime so far then Yuzu and Karin, even though we just had Isshin explain about his origins and the death of their mother.
But no, random new girl and random new guy are totaly important and will surely not fall into oblivion by the halfway point of this arc.
Not quite. They were first introduced in an omake…..
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A bit late, but I'll review.
Bleach:
! Plot progession???? In MY Bleach?
! First we get a scene that Mayuri's up to something…..given his track record, that's not a good scene. I have a feeling it's related to his torture of Quincies, even though Kubo has forgotten said plot point.
! We get a scene with Omaeda and his family......odd, but I guess I'll take it. Soi Fon is busy training....
! Oh right, Koma's ancestor! Koma presses for secrets, grandwolf refuses....goes on that the world won't change....again, I'll REALLY curious to see how and why this wolf blob is sitting in a random cave.
! Then we finish with Ichigo and his training.....Rockstar Midget confuses me. First it's "we'll restore your Bankai" then it's "you're gonna lose Zangetsu".....yes I'm being technical, his Bankai is being replaced, not restored.
! Still annoyed Kubo hasn't bothered to explain how this guy made all zanpakutou, but there could still be time.
! Not a half bad chapter overall.Naruto:
! I cringed at the first page with the Team 7 members. But appreciated that Shikamaru's still distrustful of Sasuke…..wait, was Kiba serious? Or was he mocking Sasuke's declaration? If it's the latter, then lol
! The shinobi spread into action.....nice to see everyone fighting....
! I want to give Kishi credit for Sakura's speech, but c'mon. 3 years just to do one awesome attack? Versus years of not being revelant at all, and barely developing at that? She pretty much made the same speech in the Forest of Death (to not be a burden), and that didn't last long.
! I hate to be so negative, but it's the truth!
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So we're just pretending this doesn't exist huh?
when that panel came up i sat looking at it for a few moments, hilarious
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oh and i thought this was a juubi nutsack when it showed up, didnt realize it was a barrier till after.![](http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/Saccitysaleen/Keith images album/ce9299915215606fd329354b554d7165_zpsb1b625d9.png)
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Ugh…teabag no jutsu.
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I thought it was the Juubi sitting down like a dog, or something.
Now I can't unsee. :(
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And let me guess. The series ends with everyone racing back home to Konoha and whoever gets their first gets to be Hokage.
16 chars of Oh God No
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So would anybody be surprised if the barrier goes down to reveal the Jyuubi having turned into a giant tanuki?
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The next Hokage will be decided in a "beer and sausages" contest between all the candidates: the last one standing will win.
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http://www.mangahere.com/manga/naruto/v63/c632/7.html
someone's balls on the first panel and then…. cannot unsee
Calling you evil is an understatement.
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The next Hokage will be decided in a "beer and sausages" contest between all the candidates: the last one standing will win.
So… Chouji for Hokage!
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Choji has everything you need to fit the suit :ninja:
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I feel like Naruto will end with The Circle of Life playing as he stands ontop of the Hokage monument and Sasuke lifting him into the air.
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I feel like Naruto will end with The Circle of Life playing as he stands ontop of the Hokage monument and Sasuke lifting him into the air.
Someone please photoshop this.
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I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Kishi decides to increase the lifespan of his manga….
"Hokage Election" arc.
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I feel like Naruto will end with The Circle of Life playing as he stands ontop of the Hokage monument and Sasuke lifting him into the air.
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why would sakura even begin to fathom she's on the same level as naruto and sasuke
especially given the circumstancesi could see her maybe indulging in a power trip if she started smashing down every juubi spawn in site, but she took down one fodder soldier
then like four seconds later she almost gets decapitated, and, here, only when she's saved like the irrelevant dupe she is, does she feel powerful -
Oh Sakura.
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http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/167/a/d/naruto__tns__circle_of_life__by_kitsune_kyozoku-d53r4jd.png
shipping Fans are scary.Now Sakura needs to be shopped out for Sasuke. Cause in true bad fanfiction fashion Naruto and Sasuke would Jutsu a baby into existence.
AaAAahhhaaahaha I can't breathe.
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I seriously wouldn't be surprised if Kishi decides to increase the lifespan of his manga….
"Hokage Election" arc.
Naruto will go to space
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Now Sakura needs to be shopped out for Sasuke. Cause in true bad fanfiction fashion Naruto and Sasuke would Jutsu a baby into existence.
AaAAahhhaaahaha I can't breathe.
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ugh what is the fixation people have with drawing manga characters as lions and whatnot?
I mean it's kinda cool to see them as animals, but after the 10000th one you see….
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One week ago:
! @Cutty:
! > HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE!
HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE!
Everyone becomes HOKAGE!And so this is the end of our story
And everyone became HOKAGE
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (he became HOKAGE)Well I'm gonna march on Konoha
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone becomes HOKAGEMy father (HOKAGE!)
My sister (HOKAGE!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE!)
The gays and the straights
And the white and the spadesEveryone becomes HOKAGE!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE)
The pope became it and so do you (HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE HOKAGE)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone becomes
HOKAGEx 20
! @Cyan:
! > Naruto: I WANNA BE HOKAGE
Sasuke: I WANNA BE HOKAGE
Konohamaru: I WANNA BE HOKAGE
Orochimaru: I WANNA BE HOKAGE
Harishima: I WANNA BE HOKAGE - wait…
! @Meta:
! > The whole "I'm gonna be Hokage" is perhaps one of the stupidest lines I've seen in Naruto
! @Wagomu:
! > At the 2014 Hokage elections:Moderator: So, Sasuke, why do you want to become president of these united ninja?
Sasuke: Well, some people were a dick to my people in the past, so now I kind of want to change it.
Moderator: But weren't you a dick to everyone here, like, within the year?
Sasuke: SHUT UP I HATE YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
! @Many:
! > for Hokage!Today
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Impressive, really impressive. Seems you guys learned how to predict bullshit quite well over the years.
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God I can barely see the faces expressions is like everyone is closing eyes.
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Chouji just wants the Hokage's special BBQ
Shikamaru thinks that being the Hokage would be a drag, therefore he's the most likely one to actually become Hokage
Who gives a fuck about Ino
Kiba is basically Yamcha, so no Hokage for him
Akamaru is a dog
Shino has way too many drug charges on his record to even think about running for public office
Hinata has the emotional resolve of a yard post, so no Hokage for her
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What's next? All the Straw Hats saying they want to be Pirate King?
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Even Luffy and Ichigo wants to be Hokage now.
Change it to just, "Ichigo wants to be Hokage," and I think we have our new thread title.
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What's next? All the Straw Hats saying they want to be Pirate King?
If sasuke realy becomes hokage we should name this thread.
"Congratulations Rolonoa Zolo for becoming the king of ninjas" and wathever happens in Bleach. -
Naruto and Bleach III: Sasuke 2016
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Sakura finally getting some (worthy) screentime
She's gonna die soon like neji
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Sasuke is forgiven way too easily. What kind of submissive friends are they ? He deserved a full-powered punch in the face by each member of the Konoha 11.
He didn't even say "I'm sorry". Asshole.
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Now Sakura needs to be shopped out for Sasuke. Cause in true bad fanfiction fashion Naruto and Sasuke would Jutsu a baby into existence.
AaAAahhhaaahaha I can't breathe.
! http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/336/3/b/naruto_and_sasuke_lions_by_segamastergirl-d5msdar.jpg
! http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/080/c/1/The_strange_Lion_King_by_MayhWolf.jpg
hey, that's supposed to be my job!
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that fucking smug-ass Naruto. also that fucking smug-ass sasuke. also even Shino is looking pretty smug. hell, all of these lions look smug. and the Rock Lee one reminds me of Bon Clay. also please note this isn't just naruto characters as lions, this is naruto characters as lions celebrating christmas a few weeks late.!
I'm pretty sure that yellow and pink don't mix to make orange. maybe some washed-out flavor of orange, but nothing "explosive" or "untamed." and what the hell is "violence" doing on there, that doesn't make any sense for multiple reasons.!
okay holy fuck I'm just going to laugh forever from now on!
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Let's talk more about Madara.
Like how he just doesn't care anymore if the plan fails. "Heh if I can fight Hashirama you guys can ruin our plans I don't give a fuck".
Madara is the best.
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hey, that's supposed to be my job!
Sorry Big Bad :ninja:.
Yeah…to be on topic...more. Madara just plopping down was weird. Couldn't he have at least crushed that clone first? Is that clone just going to stand there?
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I swear, kishi has seriously ruined the feel of this final battle, there's really no urgency, it doesn't even feel like there's a chance they can lose. Madara's just sitting off to the side, to LET them defeat the juubi just so he can fight Hashirama again (Which I doubt there'll even be a fight, more likely they hug it out back into the afterlife after talking) Obito will more than likely switch sides. There's just…no feeling to it at all.
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Yep this "final battle" has gotten really lame as it progressed.
Kishi did boost the threat level of the Juubi, Obito, and Madara at the start, but now they sort of diminished with Obito ending up being eventually talk no juutsu'd, Madara simply giving up and chasing Hashi, and the Juubi kinda flopping around in the background. Not really the end game material I imagined for Naruto back at the start of Part 1…PS. Yeah yeah he killed Neji, but c'mon, we KNOW he's going to be rezzed so there's really no threat in losing any favorite characters in this battle either.
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http://media.tumblr.com/4b77d8980b43dc4543c5f86aa5a1450a/tumblr_inline_mnjxux0cko1qz4rgp.png
Last time I checked, Lee, Neji, and Tenten were in the Chuunin exams with the rest of these goofballs.
i was referring to this….
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not that i think one tran is better than other,but i guess MS got the sense here….
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ugh what is the fixation people have with drawing manga characters as lions and whatnot?
I mean it's kinda cool to see them as animals, but after the 10000th one you see….
True dat…. WE NEED MORE NARUTO PONY ART
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True dat…. WE NEED MORE NARUTO PONY ART
Well, it was going to be a surprise, but I guess now that you've let the pony out of the bag, as they say…
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Okay, lets see…
MY EYES!!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
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Maybe it's just me, but Shino came off as a bitch this chapter. Not that Kiba didn't, mind you, but Shino's the guy Naruto forgot post-timeskip, so it's kind of annoying for the insignificant speck to talk down to the slightly bigger speck. Stuff like that just bugs me, like when Chaotzu talks down to Krillin in Dragonball Z Abridged. (As in the guy who Krillin beat with 1st grade math back in Dragonball, though that has no relevance to DBZA.) It also screams, "Uh, I don't have anything inspirational or interesting to say in what's supposed to be a great reunion, so I'll just talk smack and stroke Sasuke's dic- err, ego".
Also, I bet the reason Team Gai wasn't part of this lineup was because Rock Lee and Tenten, upon seeing Neji get killed for fake drama, decided to run back to their manga where it's safe and wait the rest of this arc out.
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I can see all the forgotten side-characters turn against the 'main cast' in what should be known as the very last arc. Only this time they kick Naruto and co's asses royally and get their own manga (knowing Kishi he'd still forget about Tenten…).
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So… Sakura. Well done, Kishi. Really. She takes one step forward (well, not really, since her new technique is just a stronger punch), then two steps backwards. And how the fuck does Hashirama know about Tsunade's super strength?! Unless he implied that Sakura surpassed 3 years old Tsunade...