I finally went to see Eternals, after it's been out for I think a month or so, which is pretty late for me. I really wasn't looking forward to it much either. This was always the Phase 4 movie I was least excited about, and the rather lukewarm reception so far didn't help with that, of course. Like, I didn't expect a bad movie, just that I would be rather bored and that the characters would be kinda dull and uninteresting.
Aaaaaaaand I actually really, really enjoyed it! Maybe it was my lowered expectations? I dunno, I thought it was a pretty good movie. It felt appropriately epic to me. And I cared about almost all the characters, including side characters, despite the small screentime some of them had. I may like it more than Shang-Chi, but I'm not sure yet. I know I definitely did enjoy the climax/final fight a lot more than that CGI mess in Shang-Chi. I did feel its length more than I did during the last two Avengers movies, but I can't say I was bored.
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! Ok, let's start with the characters. One of the major complaints I've read before is that the cast is way too big and a lot of the secondary characters don't get nearly enough screentime or characterization to make you care about them. And that was true….for about the first third of the film. Aside from Sprite, Ikaris and Sersi, most of the other Eternals sort of disappeared in the background for me, I could barely remember how many of them there were, not to mention get a grasp of their personalities. But that really changed when they started reintroducing everybody one by one. That was a very smart move and it really helped me to see everybody as an individual character with his or her own personality, motivations etc. It's true that a lot of them don't get that much to do or a ton of screentime, but imo this is a case of quality of quantity. You can do so much with just one or two scenes and skilled, charismatic actors. Phastos breaking down crying after seeing the destruction his inventions indadvertently caused in Hiroshima was enough, for example, to make me care about the character. We only got a few small scenes depicting the deep bond between Gilgamesh and Thena, but again, that was enough to make me really buy the emotions once Gilgamesh died and Thena was crying over his body (more on that later). And also, how is it not a bigger deal for people that we had an actual gay married couple rasing a kid together and sharing an onscreen kiss in a Disney movie. That's huge! I thought that was so great!
! I think Phastos, Kingo and Makkari were my favorites of the group (extra points for Kingos butler Karun, who stole the show a couple of times), but I thought Thena, Sprite and Druig were pretty interesting characters too. Sersi and Ikaris were probably my least favorites of the bunch, and that's of course a bit of a problem, because Sersi is kind of the central main character of the movie. I thought they were a tad bland and boring, but in Ikaris case, that actually kinda worked because he was supposed to be detached from humanity. Richard Madden was sooo channeling Henry Cavill in Man of SteelBut it worked better here because, even though he was sort of Marvels answer to Superman (which the movie even pointed out directly, I thought that was hilarious), he still isn't Superman, so I didn't need him to be a boy scout that loves humanity or anything. And I was so glad that he turned out to be the villain of the movie - a twist that actually took me by surprise. The film totally tricked me into thinking Druig or maybe Thena would be the bad guy. And I was happy about this because he was the one member of the Eternals that I felt was way too powerful. All the others, while strong, actually didn't seem that above the Avengers for example. but he was something else. And it's often troublesome when you have one character who is waaaaaay more powerful than the others, because it just makes you wonder why he can't take of every problem by himself and what the rest of the characters are even needed for.
! But yeah, he was the villain, and he killed himself by flying into the sun at the end (which felt sort of poetic), so that's all good. And that actually elevated the climax because now they had to stop this all-powerful guy, too, somehow? For the first time in a while, I actually went into a superhero movie climax thinking "How the hell are they going to win??". What also helped the climax was the fact some of the Eternals actually died earlier in the film. Now, Ajak I kinda expected to die, because, well, she was the leader of the team but not the main character, which is never a good sign. She also just gave me that vibe of the wise mentor to the hero type of character, so yeah, I anticipated her death. But Gilgamesh dying in the middle of the movie? I didn't see that coming! And that really helped raise the stakes for the climax, because suddenly, I wasn't sure how many of these characters were actually going to survive? I mean, in the end, most of them did, but it could have been a scenario where only two or three Eternals are left standing. And since I actually had started caring about these characters, this really had an effect on me during the final battle. I was actually worried about characters like Phastos or Makkari when they were fighting Ikaris (Makkari fighting Ikaris may have been my favorite scene of the movie btw, that was just satisfying to watch).
! I could go into more detail but I think this is already long enough.
So yeah, I certainly didn't expect to end up praising this film and defending it against criticism, but here I am. I honestly think this is the type of film where people might look back at in a few years and say "Hey you know what, this is actually pretty cool, maybe we were a bit too hard on it." But who knows