Aizen vs Tsukishima
Just because I need a good laugh.
Also….for some random reason, I would like to see Orihime vs Zommari and Hitsugaya vs Barragan.
Naruto and Bleach: Let's put this thread to bed I
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@Outerspec I can see where your coming from about it should of taken more time. I think Kishi just wanted to end Nagato right their through. He would of just went to Jail I guess, but Kishi likes to kill off his bad guys.
Edit: Wow k didn't read Jman death in years. I forgot how good it was. I hope somebody gets a death like this in the war.
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Jman isn't the child of prophecy he told Nagato would be. Jman told him he would bring peace and not to give into Hate. He failed, which means Jman was lying and Jman way/prophecy is BS to him. Nagato also never got to show true Pein to Jman so your point is moot anyways. Be never tortured Jman like he did with Naruto. Naruto kicked his ass and still didn't kill him after all he did. Naruto isn't just some kid, he is Jman student too and the child of prophecy Nagato knows about. Naruto is filling the requirements of Jman child of prophecy no matter the pain he would feel. Nagato couldn't understand this which is why he started yelling and asking questions like "but why why do you know how much pain you will live with" Nagato wouldn't be shown to be questioning himself like that. He thought of himself has a god, but yet he was getting shaken.
Ummm…no. Jiraiya lived through a world war. You think he didn't know pain, loss, and suffering? Yet, Jiraiya still believed in his path and the world coming to understand one another and that was what he passed down to Naruto. Naruto was the naive one that needed to learn a lesson because he didn't know true pain, not Jiraiya.
And where did you read Jiraiya told Nagato he would bring peace to the world but not fall into hatred? If you can refresh my memory on that it'd be helpful.
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@Outerspec I can see where your coming from about it should of taken more time. I think Kishi just wanted to end Nagato right their through. He would of just went to Jail I guess, but Kishi likes to kill off his bad guys.
This is what I've been saying all along. The ending didn't do the whole scenario justice. Pein kills hundreds of people then revives them after his faith is restored by a kid who's following the same path as the master Nagato just killed? What, I think it would have been a lot better without the mass ressurection and with Nagato more slowly turning.
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You're probably referring to around here.
http://www.mangareader.net/93-387-3/naruto/chapter-382.html
Yeah, Jiraiya did begin to doubt himself but by the end of the chapter he manned up and never gave in. Actually, reading back on that I realize I made an inccorect assertion before saying that "never give up" was Jiraiya's belief. Nope, it was Naruto's first then Jiraiya took it on. Naruto though did take on the main beliefs that were in conflict with Nagato's. Those beliefs being of a world where everyone understands one another and the belief that one can end the cycle of hate and revenge through peaceful means.
I think it might be that one. Not sure as memory is very vague.
Yeah, it was changed and I can see where people are coming from when they're explaining Nagato's reasoning but it still comes off as too contrived for me. I want to accept it as something better. It'd lessen the disdain I have for Nagato's ressurection jutsu but Kishi hasn't convinvced me someone so full of hate and coldness can be so easily turned by a kid he just met.
Remember Haku and Zabuza? Naruto was able ot make Zabuza cry for Haku's death because he served as Zabuza's "tool" for years and just died for him with no regrets. That made a lot more sense and it was much easier to understand how Naruto pushed through Zabuza's emotions to elicit his reaction. Naruto vs. Gaara. Gaara wasn't turned right on the spot like Nagato was. Gaara was defeated then hauled off to Suna and they found out both villages were tricked by Orochimaru, so Suna and Konoha became allies and the rest is hstory. Naruto and Neji, the fight was all about destiny. Neji believed Naruto's defeat was destiny so all Naruto had to do was defeat him to prove Neji absolutely wrong.
Now we have Nagato. Naruto didn't prove his method to bring peace to the world was the right one because frankly he didn't have the time. He just had to count on Nagato believing in him and re-believing in the man he had killed. Nagato had to believe in Jiraiya's path through Naruto, the kid he just met. I think Kishi used more Talk No Jutsu to get Nagato on Naruto's side than anything. At least that's the way it comes off for me. The above examples have a sense to them that makes it work. The end of the Pein fight had to be updated a little but even then it's just not enough to make it work out.
I completely agree with you on this, for me I can see what kishi wanted to potray but know that it wasnt handled properly. Personally, I wanted someone to die out of that fight, it would have made it a bit more emotional and could have been used as a test of naruto's word.(Hinata being the prime candidate for this). As it is, it makes the scene and the whole speech cheap and doesnt help with what kishi wants to potray.
With regard to your last point, isnt that a common theme in shounen manga/books? Where most of the characters believe in the heroes' dream without any real proof? Just that they see the fire in the hero's eyes and start believing in it. If the story that kishi is bored of naruto is true, I can see why he rushed it this way, infact the whole war right now is being rushed and feels a bit disjointed.
So in conclusion, the general idea was fine imo but it was handled poorly.
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Just read Bleach. Kubo, you genius prodigy, you topped yourself once again. I thought it was impossible, but you did it. And know I know for sure that you're made of 'flesh' in Bleach. No insides. That way you can cry and walk while trying to impersonate Ace's body. And if I could name an actor to play Shuu-chan in the beginning of chap, I would nominate renown Tommy Wiseaw.
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With regard to your last point, isnt that a common theme in shounen manga/books? Where most of the characters believe in the heroes' dream without any real proof? Just that they see the fire in the hero's eyes and start believing in it. If the story that kishi is bored of naruto is true, I can see why he rushed it this way, infact the whole war right now is being rushed and feels a bit disjointed.
So in conclusion, the general idea was fine imo but it was handled poorly.
Yeah, I mentioned that way back. About a main character's natural gift of charisma that makes an enemy want to believe in him. I have no problem with this theme most of the time which is why when I look at the end of the Pein fight I just chalk it up to this power of persuassion.
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Hello all. Here's chapter 1 of Just Add Tournament Arc, Ginjou vs. Ganju:
! JUST ADD TOURNAMENT ARC
! Chapter 1: Ginjou vs. Ganju!
! "Kubo. Kubo." His editor drew a long puff of smoke, having taken up smoking due to the sheer stress of Kubo nodding but seldom ever following his advice. "Kubo–my friend, my buddy, I love ya to death, do anything for ya--but STOP IT with the mouth shots. It's gotten to the point where I'm kind of worried about you as a person. What is this, like, eight mouth shots in one chapter? I'm even kind of impressed you managed to fit in so many, what with the five pages of basically nothing."
! "If I stopped drawing mouth shots, then the entire page would be blank," Kubo objected Zenly.
! "Maybe that's a bad sign."
! Kubo hung his head, but he took the comment in stride. Yet another editor with no appreciation for his unique brand of capturing emotion.
! "Look, the truth is that Studio Pierrot has been breathing holes down the necks of everyone in the office so hard about your, ahem, 'uncooperative paneling,' that I'm surprised we haven't become Hollows yet. And honestly, I'm inclined to agree. You've got to give the anime guys more to work with, man!"
! Kubo contemplated this. He'd worked closely enough with Pierrot on Movie 4; were they betraying him now?
! His editor watched as Kubo's face turned glum and pouty. Thankfully his JUMP editors before him had managed to stamp down Kubo's nervous breakdowns, but he wasn't so sure this calm, collected Kubo was much better. His editor had finally managed to can Kubo into drafting up a long term plan for the series, but he'd seen how schizophrenically Kubo handled the Fullbringer arc--for which he clearly had at least some plans--when the ratings were headed south, (not to mention the volume sales). It'd turn from a glacially slow buildup of tension to a long stretch of nothing but fights. Suddenly, his editor struck on a brilliant idea.
! "You know what, Kubo? Forget the plan. Just do a tournament arc. That way you get to do nothing but fights, you get to involve absolutely every character, and you don't have to worry so much about plot inconsistency (since I know you'll be playing it by ear no matter what anyway)."
! Kubo scoffed. He would never surrender his authorly integrity and sell out to such a cliched, too often erratically executed idea.
! "It's also an easy ratings boost," his editor added.
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! "Welcome to bimillenial Soul Society Grand Shinigami Tournament!" blared the soul megaphone; the entire tournament would be commentated by none other than the unforgettable, inimitable Charlotte Cuulhorne, collectively deemed by the higher ups of Seireitei as just the sort of hilarious camp personality they needed to boost ticket sales from zero to about one or two (it was difficult to turn much of a profit without a currency).
! The soul arena would have burst into raucous cheering, were it not for the fact that half the people in the stands were half-dead Rukongai beggars who'd only agreed to sign the ICHIGO CHANGED US public relations campaign agreement on the off chance they'd finally die by crossfire. (A gaggle of raggedy old men by the soul taffy concession stand were shooting the barrier-kidou shinigami some particularly dirty looks.)
! "The first match up is Ginjou versus... the radical awesome wonderful terrific superb and stupendous GANJU!!" Charlotte murunfooed with a coy little wink. This actually worked the reverse of what he expected, since it filled the combatants with amused whimsy and the audience with a murderous rage. Come what may, they were now clamoring for Cuulhorne's eventual demise.
! Ganju was floating on his floaty ball on one end of the arena, grinning to the ears. Damn straight I'm wonderful and terrific, he thought.
! On the other end Ginjou was teetering on his bankai, his own grin a smidgen over on the psychotic side of the spectrum.
! "The rules are thus: There are none! Fight to the death!! The stakes? The loser gets either a mouth to mouth with Unohana (try not to splurt out too much blood!), or gets to finally be free of the cycle of want and join the unknowable afterafterlife. The overall victor gets…"
! Anticipatory silence fell over the choked crowd.
! "...two tickets to see my one and only one-man special and singalong spectacular, I Envelop You in Darkness: Charlotte Cuulhorne, the Tender Rose!!"
! "This sucks," said Ichigo flatly from the stands, weaving his head left and right to dodge as the Rukongai residents divested themselves of everything they possessed to hurl it at Cuulhorne. "Do I ever get to enjoy a single fucking day of peace? I knew I should have joined Ginjou," he joked.
! "Stop whining, it could be worse," replied Rukia sternly, though not without a trace of a smile. "You could be having to fight Aizen again!" she chuckled evilly.
! "And now to oversee the festivities before the momentous first match begins, here comes..." Cuulhorne paused dramatically once more, waiting for the black box at the stadium's center dais to dissipate and shatter. "Aizen Sousuke!"
! Rukia didn't miss a beat as she thrust her arm to block Ichigo from immediately falling to all fours.
! "How can this beee!?" cried Hitsugaya (coincidentally sitting next to Ichigo cough ratings cough), who had frozen Hinamori in a block of ice next to him for her own safety.
! Aizen slicked back his hair tendril and took Cuulhorne's soul megaphone, the old ultaconfident smirk having never left his lips a single second of his imprisonment. "Well, the only ones who opposed my application to officiate over the tournament were the pre-slaughter Central 46! And when they temporarily released me for my hearing all the other candidates seem to have suffered the most unfortunate complete and total mind warping."
! Something was telling Ichigo Aizen had an ulterior motive, but he couldn't put his finger on what.
! "Calm down, Toushirou-kun," said Kyouraku, patting him on the shoulder. "We've got Sousuke pegged with all manner of bugs and reiatsu limiters, the only harm he'll be bring today is to himself."
! Hitsugaya sighed, relieved. "Are you absolutely certain?"
! "Absolutely. Apart from when Aizen will be participating in the tournament, he'll be harmless as a bunny."
! "FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU–-"
! GINJOU VS. GANJU: START THE FIGHTING!
! "Aren't you afraid?" Ginjou laughed. "I've got all of Ichigo's powers!"
! Ganju looked at his fingernails disinterestedly. "Who, that two-bit punk? I eat losers like him for breakfiWHOA SHIT!!"
! And Ganju was on his feet tearing for dear life as Ginjou streaked across the battlefield like a pinball. Whether Ginjou was batting away at imaginary hidden bugs and sensors, or he was just getting higher and higher on the prospect of lulz, could not be ascertained by Mayuri's dedicated team of observers (though they did manage to jot down that he farted at least twice while he was zipping around like a maniac, and that the farts were redolent of ramen with a hint of speed).
! "GETSUGA mmTENSHOUUUUUU!" Ginjou reared up his sword like a baseball pitcher and lobbed the massive energy slash.
! "At this rate my fight's gonna be boring," pouted Ichigo.
! "Not going to double over in anguish over it, are you?" Rukia teased.
! "I'm thinking about it."
! "Ganju-kun! Watch out!" shouted Orihime, weeping already.
! "…His name is Ginjou," corrected Ichigo, having already utterly forgotten Ganju despite the fact that he was looking directly at him a couple of seconds ago.
! The Getsuga collided with Ganju square across the abs and he hurtled back forty yards, smashed like a bug against the translucent barrier for all the spectators to gawk at.
! Ganju, far from down and out, simply gave his admirers a thumbs-up and a sideways, broken smile. "Puh!" he spat. "Just as planned!"
! The fireworks fell to the floor, fuses lit by Ginjou's attack.
! "The more energy you set those fuses with, the EXPONENTIALLY bigger the fireworks!" Ganju clicked a little remote controller in his sleeve and the orb he'd left hovered right back to him and swallowed him up. "I have a feeling I'm going to appreciate the show as much as you guys are, gyahahahah!"
! But as Ginjou himself would soon discover, losing three limbs and being on fire did not seem to diminish his own enjoyment of the fireworks. "PRETTY!!" he hacked with boyish glee.
! ROUND 1: GANJU WINS!!
! "Wait, why is Ginjou alive in the first place?" it dawned on Ichigo.
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^Lol that was a great beginning.
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"How can this beee!?" cried Hitsugaya (coincidentally sitting next to Ichigo cough ratings cough), who had frozen Hinamori in a block of ice next to him for her own safety.
Something tells me you're going to add plenty of Hitsugaya torture. I approve.
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lol awesome. Keep it up, Glib.
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Still taking requests for fights! Step right up
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For no real reason
Momo vs. Hanataro - the weak vs the weak
Yachiru vs. Ukitake - hmmm… guy who loves kids vs. little girl who is hinted at being very powerful yet is easily defeated by such things as sweets, which said guy has in abundance. Who will win??
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Ukitake vs Kyoraku - best buds, only two guys in SS with double sword zanpakuto. completely underutilized by Kubo.
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Hah nice title change.
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Momo vs. Hanataro - the weak vs the weak
Hey he may be weak, but that little guy's awesome.
That reminds me, while Yachiru fighting would be kickass, I would love a scene of her stealing the announcer position from Charlotte.
And nice new thread title.
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Rickichi vs Umesada Toshimori
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With the exception of Ukitake vs. Kyouraku (can't think of what to do with that one, though I might revisit it), every other request that's been made will definitely be done. That means so far the following matches are in the works:
Preliminaries
Starrk vs. Ishida
Unohana vs. Mayuri
Kenpachi vs. Hollow Ichigo
Kuukaku vs. Yoruichi
Urahara vs. Isshin
Aizen vs. Tsukishima
Orihime vs. Zommari
Hitsugaya vs. Barragan
Hinamori vs. Hanatarou
Yachiru vs. Ukitake
Kon vs. the Stuffed Pig
Chad vs. Kensei
Gin vs. Byakuya
Nnoitra vs. Grimmjowthough not in any particular order. Since I was asked to include Don Kan'Onji, I'll also be doing
Don Kan'Onji vs. Renji
for lulz.
I'll be posting one a day every day. Any characters that haven't been used (plenty of arrancars, vizards, vice captains, and "main cast" characters yet to use), feel free to shoot me requests on my profile page, though if I'm absolutely inundated I'll have to be more selective. And since, much like Kubo, I play these crackfics mostly by ear, I'll be alternating with my own ideas and requests.
The fic will also be available on my fanfiction.net page if you want to see it all in one convenient space.
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Lol who comes up with these names. I still don't get what this sunset thing is in bleach; all I know is that a man was caring another man on his back which is funny enough.
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Chad vs. Kensei (punchy hockey mask vizard guy)
Couldn't think of any match-ups that would be funny so I came up with one that could actually be kinda cool, but pretty one-sided. -
I'll be posting one a day every day. Any characters that haven't been used (plenty of arrancars, vizards, vice captains, and "main cast" characters yet to use), feel free to shoot me requests on my profile page, though if I'm absolutely inundated I'll have to be more selective.
The fic will also be available on my fanfiction.net page if you want to see it all in one convenient space.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/687923/GliblordAlright, sounds good. :)
I just have one question, will you make all of them as crack-tacular as the first one or treat some of them as a serious fight?
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All cracktacular.
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Hey he may be weak, but that little guy's awesome.
That reminds me, while Yachiru fighting would be kickass, I would love a scene of her stealing the announcer position from Charlotte.
And nice new thread title.
yes, I infinitely prefer him over momo. So maybe a stab-happy person would be better for momo since you know, it's in practically every arc, really. I haven't thought of my pick for Gin, but I kind of want momo to get stabbed by accident or something. Like "whoa, didn't see you there momo I thought you were a zanpakuto pincushion stand."
Nothing is complete without Yachiru hijacking SOMETHING.
@metteminne:Rickichi vs Umesada Toshimori
who are these people.
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"whoa, didn't see you there momo I thought you were a zanpakuto pincushion stand."
Stop spoiling my fic lol
Now that I've looked them up,
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Rikichi
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Toshimori_UmesadaToshimori and Rikichi would be pretty lulzy but I wouldn't know what to do with them, unfortunately. Though I do like how in his wiki article, under the "powers and abilities" section, his bankai is listed as "not yet achieved"
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My prediction for the next Bleach arc, Aizen will break out of prison and kidnap Ichigo's sisters or not Perona. Or maybe Kudo will have him kidnap Chad or Renji just to spice things up for 2012.
Do you play League of Legends? Cause I do and I wonder why.
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whoops, spoiler alert people.
(running gag joke glib, make it happen)Gin vs. Byakuya/Kenpachi are the only ones I can really think of that might be decent fights. I mean, unless we want to rehash that whole Rangiku subplot that never got satisfactorily resolved in the manga.
Nnoitra vs. Grimmjow - because we already know Nel can easily kick Nnoitra's ass at full power in her released state. plus, I think Grimmy might still be a little sore about that whole getting blindsided and nearly killed thing. Nnoitra might as well have been kicking dirt in his face too. -
Isn't it obvious that the next kidnapee is Chizuru
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Nice new thread title, but shouldn't it be "Cuddly Kurama watches the Blank sunset I"?
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Oh man, how am I going to handle Nel, she's practically my favorite character lol
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http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Rikichi
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Toshimori_UmesadaToshimori and Rikichi would be pretty lulzy but I wouldn't know what to do with them, unfortunately. Though I do like how in his wiki article, under the "powers and abilities" section, his bankai is listed as "not yet achieved"
Ah I see. … sort of, I only remember the first guy.
that makes me think of another match-upOmaeda vs. Makimaki - fatass vs. how-the-hell-did-this-guy-get-into-squad-11-seriously
Nel should totally fight Rangiku. Battle of the Boobs. See, there's even alliteration there, it was meant to be. Or actually have her kick ass. Nel's shining glory for the couple minutes that she was fighting were glorious to say the least.
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Hey, where is the bitching about the latest Bleach & Naruto chapter? This thread is the other thing I look forward to when I'm done with One Piece :(
Ah well, I blame christmas (people being nice for once? ><)
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I just read Naruto chapter 565. What was everyone's reaction to the nipple rod? Did Karin's man chest get brought up again? I need to knowwwww.
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Ukitake vs Kyoraku - best buds, only two guys in SS with double sword zanpakuto. completely underutilized by Kubo.
There is actually a vice-captain with a double zanpakuto.
The one with the 69 tattoo
Originally Posted by Norisuke Higashikata IV
"Your stand is like your asshole. You can't go around showing it off to other people."
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what about cross over matches?????
the most boring fight of all time Garaa vs Byakuya, they both do nothing well their sand and flowers fight each other
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I thought Kubo said at Jump Festa the next 2 chapters were going to be Tsukishima/Ginjou flashback. I must have gotten some wrong info.
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There is actually a vice-captain with a double zanpakuto.
The one with the 69 tattoo
wtf wow I completely forgot. speaking of, that should be another match.
69 vs. that other guy with the 69 tattoo
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Garra would be a better Ninja if he actually moved. I mean why don't you add hiding to your long list of perfect defenses.
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Garra would be a better Ninja if he actually moved. I mean why don't you add hiding to your long list of perfect defenses.
Ninja? Kishi has single handedly changed the definition of ninja from "cunning and swift" to "who can make the loudest boom"
I feel like someones said this like a thousand times…
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I thought we all came to a consensus that the only real ninja in this series is Tenten. :ninja:
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I thought Kubo said at Jump Festa the next 2 chapters were going to be Tsukishima/Ginjou flashback. I must have gotten some wrong info.
Kubo forgets things.
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With the exception of Ukitake vs. Kyouraku (can't think of what to do with that one, though I might revisit it), every other request that's been made will definitely be done. That means so far the following matches are in the works:
Preliminaries
Starrk vs. Ishida
Unohana vs. Mayuri
Kenpachi vs. Hollow Ichigo
Kuukaku vs. Yoruichi
Urahara vs. Isshin
Aizen vs. Tsukishima
Orihime vs. Zommari
Hitsugaya vs. Barragan
Hinamori vs. Hanatarou
Yachiru vs. Ukitake
Kon vs. the Stuffed Pig
Chad vs. Kensei
Gin vs. Byakuya
Nnoitra vs. Grimmjowthough not in any particular order. Since I was asked to include Don Kan'Onji, I'll also be doing
Don Kan'Onji vs. Renji
for lulz.
I'll be posting one a day every day. Any characters that haven't been used (plenty of arrancars, vizards, vice captains, and "main cast" characters yet to use), feel free to shoot me requests on my profile page, though if I'm absolutely inundated I'll have to be more selective. And since, much like Kubo, I play these crackfics mostly by ear, I'll be alternating with my own ideas and requests.
The fic will also be available on my fanfiction.net page if you want to see it all in one convenient space.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/687923/GliblordLooking forward to it, the first one was pretty funny. xD
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I thought we all came to a consensus that the only real ninja in this series is Tenten. :ninja:
Because she's silent, uses multiple weapons, and her presence is usually not noticed. A true ninja.
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I thought we all came to a consensus that the only real ninja in this series is Tenten. :ninja:
Nope, I'm pretty sure Zabuza had that wrapped up years ago, because he kills people.
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Nope, I'm pretty sure Zabuza had that wrapped up years ago, because he kills people.
Yeah but it's super obvious he's a ninja, or at least some sort of mercenary…He was like 6ft tall wore a face mask, no shirt and a big ass sword lol. The best ninja in the series would be who ever wasn't wearing those sandals that get issues out to every ninja, didn't wear mesh anything, and nothing covering only their mouths.
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Yeah but it's super obvious he's a ninja, or at least some sort of mercenary…He was like 6ft tall wore a face mask, no shirt and a big ass sword lol. The best ninja in the series would be who ever wasn't wearing those sandals that get issues out to every ninja, didn't wear mesh anything, and nothing covering only their mouths.
Do you mean Rock Lee?!?
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Does no one remember the ANBU Black Ops?
These guys were ninjas.
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Do you mean Rock Lee?!?
Rock Lee sadly doesn't count as he's wearing the sandals too…and a Leotard lol.
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Alright here's what I'm thinking: Tobi isn't an idiot and isn't going to risk giving Kabuto all of the Tailed Beast, so they're not re-sealed into the revived hosts, but rater the Chakra Metal from the Outer-Path Statue is transmitting the Tailed Beasts chakra to the hosts.
I'm guessing that Son Goku will reveal that the chains are holding his will and personality back, similar to when Naruto had to separate the 9 Tails Chakra and will. Naruto will release the chains and this will allow the 4 Tails control over his body.
Then we will get 5 long chapters of the talk-no-jutsu as Naruto makes friendly with all of the beasts and frees them.
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The problem with Bleach is..almost every page has no background in many many chapters. There's emphasizing an important scene and there's just being lazy. If you do that all the time it kinda loses it's effect.
I did say that in the third paragraph in my defense.
Perhaps I should start putting tl;dr's after every post.
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Better do this now before I forget:
Bleach:
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Comic: The moon sets!
Yes, it sure is setting, not being anywhere near the horizon.
Holy colon fuck is that a forest I'm seeing!?
Tsuki: Why Ginjo why? Boo hoo.
His eyes didn't like crying for a worthless character so they cut themselves and bled as punishment against him.
Tsuki: WHY DID YOU DIE GINJO WHY!?
Wasn't he already dead?
Tsuki: What do I do after you die!?
Um…piss and moan about it? I wonder if he would do this at his funeral.
Imagination time
Priest: Amazing Grace~ How sweet the sound~
Tsuki: WHY CAN'T I LIVE WITHOUT YOU!?
Priest: It's not that big a deal kid.
Shishi: Stands and stares
Kid, I will love you if you punch him.
Tsuki: Ah, that's how things have to be.
Awright he got killed! And what the fuck is that in the second panel?
Next Page: A rock's ass.
That's what I think it looks like anyway.
Boots Chick: Hey, I'm alive.
Bullshit! I remember....actually, I barely recall what happened to you at all.
Fullbringers: Awww, we're sad now.
Does Kubo play one of those children's wheels every time he wants an emotion?
Pulls lever
"The Redeemed character says 'I'm sad.'"
Hi2Gaya: I'm the next Gordon Gekko. Just give me 3 years.
I don't even give you ten.
Hospital: Not Perona wakes up
Waking up in the care of another person that was your enemy? Huh, maybe a better name is Reverse Perona.
Orihime: I'm so sad that we couldn't find anyone else.
She must not have heard their tragic backstories. :getlost:
Plot: Yeah, I want to forget about Tsuki too. Let's never mention him again.
Deal.
Tsuki: Carried by Shishi
Plot: PSYCHE!
God dammit!
Tsuki: I know why I've been left.
Oh God no please no!
Shishi: What a nice dawn.
Must be pret-ty close to the sun for it to outshine the whole background.
Horrendous.
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Naruto
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MonkeyTails: Flips Bee and tries to eat Naruto
Hey, I'm not complaining. Fisticuffs away you ferociously feral freaks!
Kakashi: I'll take one side, you take the other!
This is like the Squall/Cloud team up in KH2, except cooler. Kick some ass!
Kakashi/Gai: Attacks
I'm glad that this covers half the jinchuuriki zombies, but what about the other three? Do they just stand around doing nothing?
Kyuubi: I don't like Naruto so I'm not going to help! I'm no slave!
Good stand Kyuubi, except for the fact that YOU'VE DONE THE SAME THING IN THE PAST SO YOU WOULDN'T FUCKING DIE!
…You're in denial because you love the orange bastard aren't you?
Kyuubi: Flashes back to his imprisonment and the excuses for it
Kishi, why are you trying to make me care now? It's like giving me the name of a man condemned to death. There's no use in being emotionally attached anymore. Seriously, I would've loved to have seen this as a side story, but no, now it's shoehorned in.
Way to go Kishi.
Naruto: I want to take away your hate.
Oooooh, I see. It's not being bound and imprisoned he hates, it's being misjudged.
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MonkeyTails: You want to steal power from me too? Don't call me four tails! I have a proper name.
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…It's just too late Kishi, it's just too late. :cwy:
Naruto: Hey, I'm inside where you are.
...Okay, I'll see where this goes. It can at least be slightly interesting.
Naruto: I'm sorry.
Son Goku: ....!
Oh dear this is gonna' hurt. Btw, I have no problem with the name.
Goku: Hey, your tailed beast is named Kurama!
Strike two! One more ripped off name and you are officially full of doody....well, more doody.
Comic: Parallel between Naruto and Tailed Beasts
I REALLY hope that's not an asspull.
Goku: This brat...is different than most.
Throws up hands
And he gets ninjesus'd too. At least this conversation is still interesting.
Goku: If you release me I'll show you how to stop me!
...I like this cliffhanger.
Bitching aside, I did enjoy this chapter.
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EDIT: Oh hey, this crackfic idea sounds pretty funny. I'll keep an eye on things as it goes along. -
the names aren't really ripoffs, just homages to actual legends.
a monkey being son goku makes a lot of sense, considering appearances.
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other manga characters with the same names are coincidences, due to their mangaka beating others to the punch. -
http://www.mangareader.net/rock-lees-springtime-of-youth/8
New chapter right ?
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Geez, a third chapter in a week? What up with the Rock Lee manga all of a sudden?
Fun chapter though.
