I'm surprised that someone hasn't posted this one yet.
"Onehundred shots, Onehundred hits! lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu! Born on Sniper Island! lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!"
I think I saw it when Soge King appeared in the [Null] translation.
I'm surprised that someone hasn't posted this one yet.
"Onehundred shots, Onehundred hits! lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu! Born on Sniper Island! lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!"
I think I saw it when Soge King appeared in the [Null] translation.
my fav. quotes, although there really are too many to list.
"Listen up, you can pour drinks on me, you can throw food at me, you can even spit on me. I'll just laugh that stuff off. But nobody but nobdy hurts a mate of mine! Now for the last time, let the lad go!" -Shanks
"…I intend for the world to know my name, even if it is noturious." -Zoro
"Whoa. That's cool." - Luffy
Can't believe I forgot this…
Luffy: "Hey ossan, what happened to your pinwheel? It was freakin' cool."
I remembered another one. From Franky's flashback:
! Tom: "Not my ships"!!? Franky…
That's the one thing... you just can't say!!!
! Franky: What's wrong with saying that?!! I regret that I ever made them!!!Even if it's those ships, if they hurt people, I can live without them!!!
! Tom:…
No matter what the ship is... when you start building it, it is neither "good" nor "evil"!
At this point, I don't care what kind of ship you make!!
But...
Even if the ship you've made could hurt somebody!!!
Even if it could bring ruin to the world!!!
Its only parent must give it love!!! You mustn't deny that which you've created!!! The ship isn't to blame!
WHEN A MAN'S MADE A SHIP, HE MAKES IT A PART OF HIMSELF WITH A DON!!!
Again, I'm going with the NULL translation, so it might be faulty, but the important part is there.
The whole scene with Zoro and Sanji arguing about the size of the things they killed. Hahaha.
What arc is the "Give me ten seconds" quote from? I know that must sound really dumb…but I honestly can't remember. :unsure: Hmm....
It's been a while since I last saw or read this bit so I may mix up comments from the Viz manga, the KF fansubs and/or stuff I've made up trying to remember it
Bandit: You just shot him! That's not fair!
Yassop: Fair?
Ben: Silly bandit.
Shanks: We're pirates. We don't play by the rules.
I forget who: If you want to beat us, bring a battleship.
Luffy: NAMI! YOU ARE MY NAKAMA!
Luffy: I can't use swords. I can't navigate. I can't cook. I can't lie.
Ussop: Oi!
Luffy: GOMU GOMU NO STORM!
Oh wait, here's one from Movie 4. Can't believe I forgot about it:
Barkeep: There's really no cure for idiots OR pirates, is there?
Luffy: Hey Zoro, did he just call you and idiot?
Zoro: Wait, why me?
Luffy: Because I'm a pirate.
Oh wait, here's one from Movie 4. Can't believe I forgot about it:
Barkeep: There's really no cure for idiots OR pirates, is there?
Luffy: Hey Zoro, did he just call you and idiot?
Zoro: Wait, why me?
Luffy: Because I'm a pirate.
Wow, I can't believe I don't remember that. It's so genius.
Again, I remembered a quote:
Luffy: "Gomu gomu no….NO WAI! keeps water aways from Ussop"
My fave quote :
Marine : Chief, sir !! Franky's !! Franky's ass is expanding !!!
one i like
after saving the strawhats from drowning in alabasta & saving them from the Crocodile.
Sanji: NAMI-SAAAN!!! D….DO YOU LOVE ME
Nami: yes I love you now open the door.
Zoro: His eternal stupidity knows no bounds.
@PrincssSonata:
What arc is the "Give me ten seconds" quote from? I know that must sound really dumb…but I honestly can't remember. :unsure: Hmm....
Davy Back Fight - Groggy Ring, when Zoro and Sanji finally realize they gotta work together.
Chapter 359
SANJI: Chopper… just remember one thing. It's a man's job to forgive a woman's lies.
Sanji's message to Nami in 361
NNNami-saan, read this! Anyone who's not Nami-san can't read it, you suck
(later)
PAULIE: …What's it say?
NAMI: Wait! The first half is probably some lame love letter, so the real letter starts... about here.
[[B]P.S. I confirmed that Robin-chan is on the Sea Express leaving at 11 o'clock, so I'm going to get on, too.]
Davy Back Fight - Groggy Ring, when Zoro and Sanji finally realize they gotta work together.
Chapter 359
SANJI: Chopper… just remember one thing. It's a man's job to forgive a woman's lies.Sanji's message to Nami in 361
NNNami-saan, read this! Anyone who's not Nami-san can't read it, you suck
(later)PAULIE: …What's it say?
NAMI: Wait! The first half is probably some lame love letter, so the real letter starts... about here.
[[B]P.S. I confirmed that Robin-chan is on the Sea Express leaving at 11 o'clock, so I'm going to get on, too.]
Thank you. I remember now. =D I love that quote too.
I just love it when Zoro tells Chopper to "sit back and enjoy the rest of the GOD DAMNED show!" During the Davy Back Games before he and Sanji go and kick some ass.
"If I die pursuing my dream, then that's it" –> Luffy
This thread makes me realize something, does one chapter go by without a good quote?
Zoros sensei: Listen there are some who can't cut anything…..But that same swordsman can slash through metal using the same sword. The "strongest sword" can protect and destroy what it wants. A sword that can harm anything isn't a "Real" sword to me.
Do you understand now?
That has to be the most confusing quote in One piece history I still have a hard time understanding the meaning.
No one mention this one yet?
Enel: Pirate King, who is that?
Luffy: He's the king of the sea.
Enel: Then, let's settle this in the sky.
I'm bumping this because I just read through the last two chapters again (Franky vs Fukurou just kicks ass) and remembered some really good moments: (BTW, the translations I'm going off of might not be accurate.)
Franky: Now that was namby pampy punch.
Fukurou: That makes yours a silly willy punch.
Franky: Then you've got a flimbsy wimbsy punch.
Fukurou: Well you're a dingle dongle panty.
Franky: Panty?! That's not a punch!
Fukurou: Well it feels like panties to me!
(Sounds like something you'd read in the 4Kids version, no?)
Franky: THIS IS A VEGGIE DRINK MORON!
Chopper: But I though you were thirsty?
Franky: I DON'T NEED A HEALTH DRINK! GET ME A DAMN COLA!
Franky: There's nothing like a good ol' cup of tea to NOT get your strength up moron!
Franky: My bad, you got it right. All of my other punches WERE weak.
Franky: No matter where you run, you'll not be able to avoid my Franky Destroyer Cannon. Because….this is a Chaser Round.
Chopper: I've never heard of this type of technology. This Franky guy is amazing.
Franky: Drop dead!
Chopper: You're the one chasing him!
Fukurou: I strike as fast as lightning. But I'll also silently wait for an opening. We are the perfect assasins. A target will only see us when they are about to die.
Franky: Just like an owl.
Chopper: He's over here.
Franky: Look at his imbecilic face! He must've been really surprised.
"WELL IT FEELS LIKE PANTIES TO ME!"
haha, yeah, that was so awesome.
Most of Luffy's quotes to Foxy, then he usually crumbles.
or
Blackbeard Luffy:
Luffy: Give me a steak!
Blackbeard: Give me two cherry pies!
Luffy: Give me 4 steaks then!
Blackbeard: Give me 8 cherry pies!
Luffy: 16 Steaks!
Blackbeard: 32 cherry pies!
Luffy: 64 Steaks!
Blackbeard: You want trouble?!?
Nami: Luffy we don't have so much money!!!
or Van Auger
Van Auger on the roof, when the bird died infront of the StrawHat Crew.
Van Auger: Ohh dear, the poor bird, why didn't it die when the bullet hit…?
I don't really know the exact ones but their something like that (I have german OP)
Kalifa: Do you want to search me for it (key)? - love this
or
Sanji: You witch you hypnotized me with that tea!
Kalifa: But you already drank 8 cups...
EDIT: how could I forget this!
Luffy: Usopp is a idiot!
Usopp: Yeah yeah always am I the one!
Luffy pushes shell top
Shell: Usopp is a idiot!
Luffy: Even the shell looks down on you...
The villains always have such awesome quotes…
Vivi: OF COURSE I'D COME...!!! I'D COME FROM ANYWHERE...!!!
AS LONG AS IT MEANS I CAN WATCH YOU DIE...!!
MR. 0!!!
Crocodile: It's your WORTHLESS COUNTRY that's going to die... Miss Wednesday.
Crocodile: Hahahaha...!!
Isn't that a tearjerker? Love for one's country
is what will destroy it in the end...!!!
Luffy: You... can't...DEFEAT ME!!!
Crocodile: Are those the only words you can squeeze out? A bluff from a dog about to meet it's end. How fitting. Groundless!
Luffy: I....WILL BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Enel: Mere men cannot make God feel fear...for true terror comes from God, and God alone!
Enel: ...well, they went down, so that's that.
I guess they were without Divine protection! Yahahaha!!!
Enel: Gan Fall, in this world, there is a God. ME.
Franky: Sorry, you had it right.
My other punches WERE weak.
Everyone's reaction to Luffy's afro. The idea of Robin and Sanji being Luffy fangirls=priceless.
"I will perform CPR on Nami-san!" –Sanji
"It's hard to believe that these fruit come from this world..." --Kaku
PAULIE: You changed in here without a thought? You scandalous woman!
THE OTHERS: Nice scandal.
Usopp: USOPP…..NOOOIIISSEEEEE!!!
Luffy: MIZU LUFFY!!! :D
Mr. 2 (as Nami): It's so hot, think I'll take off my clothes…
Sanji: LET ME HELP YOU!
WHAM
I love it when Franky calls Iceberg "Baka-berg". ^^
I can't think of any others at the moment.
hehe these are some of my faves which i can still remember, the others…I'll try to recall soon!
chapter213:
terracota: I heard that one of you eats a lot before dinner, please enjoy these fruits first okay?
next scene..fruits vanished from cart
luffy: i understand..
zoro and sanji: IS THIS MAGIC!!!???
"Yeah,it really does suit you…You look like the Prince.The Prince of Retardia."
from zoro.
@IT'S:
PAULIE: You changed in here without a thought? You scandalous woman!
THE OTHERS: Nice scandal.
I love that one, though I tend to change it in my head to use the word "lewd." I find the wordplay funnier (if less accurate).
PAULIE: You changed in here without a thought? You lewd woman!
OTHRES: Nice lewdity!
From chapter 404 (Franky vs. Fukuro)
FUKURO (after dodging Franky's Franky Triangle Jacker): As if I would fall for sideburns like that!!! Chapapa!!
From Chapter 378 (Damage Report)
Spandam: WHAT?! Damage report?!! He took out 400 of our soldiers?!!
Agent: Uh… pardon me, allow me to correct myself!! {That one took out another 100.}
Spandam: OBVIOUSLY!!! It's only one guy!!! How could our troops go down like that against one man?!! Be ACCURATE in your damage reporting, dammit!!!
Luffy: Move it!!
Agent: I meant… 5... (gets knocked out) dudz!!
Spandam: 5 dudes?! Geez!! You meant 5, then…!! ...hmph. It seems Straw Hat Luffy is running around the island and avoiding combat. It's only natural. Nobody would be dumb enough to fight that many men!! It will only be a matter of time.
From the newest chapter, hidden behind a spoiler tag.
! From Chapter 409 (Emergency Bad News Broadcast) LUFFY: ..what was that?! Where's Robin's voice coming from?!!
LUCCI: …the other side of this door. (the two clash) At least give me the time to say, "There's no way you're getting past me."
this has always been my favorite quote:
Luffy-Before we enter the Grand Line, There's One More Crew Member We should try to find
Nami-Yea since we have a beautiful kitchen, I will hire someone if I had the money
Zoro-He's the most important member on our journey
Luffy-Really you think so?
Real pirates should have…
a MUSICIAN!
In chapter 401, when Sogeking sneaks up to Jabura.
SOGEKING: <if you're="" going="" to="" cluck,="" be="" sure="" warn="" me.="" on="" second="" thought,="" just="" don't="" cluck.="">ROOSTER: Chirp!
SOGEKING: CHICKENS DON'T CHIRP!!
JABURA: Huh?
SOGEKING: Uh oh.
And then after the ceiling collapses…
SOGEKING: A talking giraffe fell from the ceiling?!??
JABURA: HAHAHAHA! Kaku, I love your ability!
ZORO: Is that a wolf?? What is this place, a zoo??!</if>
There are sooooo many… so just a few:
Luffy(when finding Enel):"Are you the one that is called Enel? What the hell did you do to my nakama?
Enel: Watch your mouth! I am God!
Luffy: So what makes you God?
...
Luffy: Just wait there! I'm coming up to kick your ass!
Luffy, Sanji: What??? Chopper is a doctor?
Nami:Why do you think we asked him to join us?
Luffy: Because he can transform into 7 different forms.
Sanji: Emergency food supply.
... there's countless more of this but I don't feel like listing it all up
Oh… "I WILL SURPASS YOU!!!" is pretty cool. Also, that little speech he says when Arlong bites him.
(Completely from memory here)
"I don't give a shit how great you merman are... Nor how weak I am... I may not know the full story about this, but now I know what I have to do to help her!!
(Breaks Nose and Arlong screams)
"It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in... I'LL DESTROY IT ALL... GOMU GOMU NOOOOO....."
Heeheheh... That was badass.
There are so many quotes, most of the ones I like have been posted, but my favorite was when Luffy was drawing what the next crewmember should be and octopus was mentioned, I crack up at what Zoro said in the background;
"You better not be talking about me!"
other random quotes:
Kaku: "Pasta Machine!"
Paulie: "You are what's wrong with society!!" (gee guess who he's yelling at XD)
Sanji: "Why is it that I'm stuck with you, you carrier of 3 planks?" (from moviw 6)
Zoro: "Wow, Sanji that looks really good on you!"
Sanji: "Up yours! I'm not falling for that!"
Anytime Luffy calls someone stupid XD
Saul: "When ya have a hard time, just laugh!" (I still live by this quote…)
Chapter 344, pretty powerful little speech from Iceberg.
"It won't matter if the user is good or evil. One thing is for certain - the weapons will never bring peace to the world. Instead, they will destroy it."
I just discovered why it's hard to quote manga:
Chapter 86, Page 7 (Viz translation):
"Do you really think that your efforts will buy you any more time in this world?"
I loved that phrasing. Badass Central. Along with his page long rant (86/13) at Sanji, that's the blowhardishness that makes me like Kuroobi so.
But the scanlation is completely different o.O
"Even though you can save his life, it still means nothing."
and Stephen translates it a THIRD way:
"If that's supposed to extend his life for a little while, let's just say I'm about to change the outcome!!"
It's sad, but given Stephen as the accurate one, Viz actually was further off than the poor-quality early scanlations. One of my favourite quotes is all a translation mess.
The Viz translation seems to refer to Sanji's struggling to prolong his life, but other translations seem to be referring to the efforts as (ambiguous) prolonging either Genzo or Luffy's lives.
"Shut up Nami, this is my decision!" ~ Luffy
I love it because it can be set into a number of funny situations. XD
http://www.gpknow.com/salemangel/gallery/msndoodle/shutupnami
Like that, for instance.
I can't remember these word-for-word, but…
"I can't use a sword, I can't steal, I can't even lie."
"Then what can you do?"
"Kick your ass."
"That man is... That man is... STRAW HAT LUFFY!!"
"SHADDAP!"
"Hey, that's funny, Usopp!"
"What? This? SHADDAP!!"
"Hahahaha!!"
"Hey, what do you guys want for lunch?"
"SHADDAP!!!"
"I guess you don't want any."
"REACH~~!! CAN YOU HEAR IT, DIAMOND HEAD-SAN?!"
"Where did he go?!"
"KOKUTEI… ROSEO!"
"This isn't any ordinary dirt, it will stick to the snow high up in the atmosphere and turn it bright pink!"
"Doctor… Doctorine... AAAAAHHHHH!"
Hiluluk quotes
"Thank you, Chopper."
"You're using that curly eyebrow to confuse me!"
"YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MY LOOKS!"
Edit: Oh, oh, I almost forgot...
Enel: My prediction said only 5 people were meant to be alive, but I can sense 6...
Nami: (behind rock) No! Zoro: Hey, Robin, feel like dying?
Robin: No, you?
Gan Fall: Not at all.
Wiper: No.
Enel: So, who is going to die?
All: (pointing) YOU!
That was bad ass.
Marine #1: "Look, it's the pirate Hunter, Zoro!"
Marine #2: "He's cleaning our floors, that fiend!"
Hmmm….
From Skypeia:
Luffy: "Damn, I got this Kintama (Golden ball/testicles) stuck to me."
Apis: Don't call it a kintama!!!
Luffy: "Balls! let's go with balls!
From Jaya:
Blackbeard: "A man's dream... NEVER ENDS!"
Norland: So terrified of a thing that does not exist... giving up human lives with no qualms!!!
Calgara: With NO QUALMS...?!!
Norland: ...that's right... your sacrifices... allow you to live at ease...
They are meaningless scapegoats...
Calgara: DO NOT SPEAK OF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW!!!!
WE HAVE LIVED THIS WAY FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS!!!
Norland: That doesn't mean...!! It's right!!!
From Alabasta:
Luffy: I don't give a shit who you are! I'll surpass you!
Smoker: WE beat Crocodile? My subordinate is in her cabin crying because WE COULDN'T DO THAT.
Marine: So, what should I tell our superiors?
Smoker: TELL THEM TO EAT SHIT!!!!
Garp: I think I've said too much... just forget what I've told you, okay?
Everyone: WHAAAAAT?!!!
Ohemgee, this is gonna be long.
! Sanji: Stop calling me Little Eggplant, shitty old man!
Zeff: Sorry, Shitty Little Eggplant.
Sanji: -smokes- -coughs-
Zeff: Don't start smoking. It'll ruin your sense of taste.
Sanji: Hee hee… Now I'm a man!!
! Smoker: I'm sorry, it seems that my pants ate up all of your ice cream.
! Filler guy: It's Pirate Hunter Zoro! He's mopping our floors, that fiend!
! Sanji: But Nami-san, the afro is powerful!
! Nami: I have to win… for Vivi's sake! [OTP lolz]
! Chopper: Where is Sogeki island?!
Sogeking: It's in your… heart.
! Nami: That's right, that woman can't be trusted! She worked for the enemy!
Robin: Oh, that's right, I have some gold and jewels left from Crocodile.
Nami: Onee-sama, I love you! <3333333
! Nami: They were a good bunch people. If we'll meet again... Will they let me be their nakama again, I wonder?
I hope we'll meet again! I can't wait to be free, Bellemere-san!
! Nojiko: "Nakama"... for this girl, it's the most painful word there is.
! Bellemere: I'll pay you back... with my body. ;D
! Bellemere: Look, she's laughing! She has no idea of the suffering around her. Nojiko: Ha ha!
! Bellemere: Nami... Nojiko... I love you. [in the anime, that is. That part sucked in the manga.]
! Bellemere: If you can just go on living, lots of good things will surely come your way!
! Nami: I'm not going to cry anymore! I've decided to fight on alone!
! [ENIES LOBBY SPOILERS]
! Franky: Franky~~~~~~~~ Invincible!!
! Nami: Wah, she's so sexy!! If she were my secretary, I'd be happy!! –WAIT, I'M NOT A MAN!
! Usopp: You'll be just fine, Merry. You're a ship that flew.
! Luffy: ROBIN!! I haven't heard it from you yet! SAY YOU WANNA LIVE!!
! Robin: I WADDA LIVE!! Take me with you… to the ocean!!
! Kaku: Shuttup, I like giraffes!
! [haha, from this point on I'm basically quoting the entirety of Robin's flashback]
Robin: It'd be silly to laugh when I have a hard time.
Saul: It won't be like that! Dereshishi!
! Robin: Dereshi!!
Saul: Good! Good! Dereshishishi!
! Robin: Are you my mother…?
! Robin: I-!! I'm Robin! I've grown... but don't you remember me?! I've been waiting for you to come back! Are you... really not my mother?
Someday... I want to be able to hold your hand... and walk with you... Please let me be with you, mom! Don't... leave me alone anymore!
! Robin: I've always wanted to do this.
! Olvia: Live your life to the fullest for me, Robin! [ZOMG Olvia and Bellemere are totally soulmates]
! Olvia: I won't say thank you.
! Saul: Someday, surely… You're gonna meet your nakama!
as Butchi gets back up
Kuro:"He is still alive, I'm not impressed."
Zoro:"Huh? Lucky."
Fukorou: "The director's douriki is '9'". Unexpected and hilarious.
@Jin:
"When do you think people die? When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol…? No. When they succumb to an incurable disease? No. When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom? NO!!! It's when a person is forgotten!"
yeah totally agree with that
and one more
"the skull is a symbol of faith!!"