Luffy + Don Patch + Bobobo + Fusion

What if Don batch and Bobobo did the fusion dance?

no

What if Going Merry Go was autually Don patch in disguise?

You mean aokiji say ararara

yes,when he count to infinity,he transform and then count again

What if Sanji set a new record of kicking a ball 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000km from his potision?

no,glue glue,tape tape

What if Sanji was able to cut anything with his knife like Zoro

No,but there is a Canadian in one piece,he is one of the marines in Enis lobby and about to get hit by luffy.

Was if the Bobobo charcters,Naruto characters,Bleach characters,Zatch(Gash) bell characters and the power rangers charcters joined the strawhat crew to fight the marines in Enis lobby?

He was angry that the marines treated cat badly so he became a pirate to kill marines

What if Luffy's home was near a supermarket?

he is a reindeer

will sanji cook wolf meat for dinner?

no

what sport would each of the strawhat crew play?

hey the Ultimate Muscle: The Kinnikuman Legacy game have pandaman in it and i have the game,now i wonder how to unlock him.