Madison.com had an article on how some state electors have been swamped by mail and email asking them not to vote for TRump. As expected the two covered said they won't be changing their vote. But that's not why I'm posting… the comments are.
While there are the usual shit-storm of views, there are two very creative ones that re-create lyrics that is funny.
Both are from a poster called MadCityYokal
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@MadCityYokal:
POTUS Elect (Psycho Killer, by David Byrne)
He can't seem to face up to the facts
He's dense and nervous and he
Can't track
He can't hear 'cause he's Tweetin' fire
Don't read them, he's a hopeless liar
POTUS Elect
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away
POTUS Elect
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away
You start a thought you can't even finish it.
You're Tweetin' a lot, but you're not saying anything.
When you have nothing to say, you are revealed.
You show you're a Dunce, why Tweet it again?
POTUS Elect
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away
POTUS Elect
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away . . . .
Putin's on ah Blitz! [Puttin' on the Ritz]
If you're Red and you don't know
> Who you're in bed with, why don't you go
> And Tweet Trump's "Spits." Putin's on ah Blitz!
Different Tweets appear each day
>
Show Donald's stripes to our dismay
>
Boy he throws fits! Putin's on ah Blitz!
Made up like an orange haired Oompa Loompa
> Thinks he lookin' just like Gary Cooper
> (Super Blooper)
> He's ah Comic's fix, a real crowd seller
>
"Locker Room" talk with the fellers
>
Ryan just sits. Putin's on ah Blitz!
Have you seen a text or two, blowin' down 5th Avenue?
> Oh the stench is not so fair, pinch your nose if you go there!
> Pays no taxes nor his followers,
careers go splat with loss of dollars
>
Spends every dime on himself everytime
If you're Blue, you know what to do
And where to go to take in this show
Just Tweet Trump's "Spits." Putin's on ah Blitz
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