@Medical:
I didn't even think about that XD I'd get rid of them.
On second thought: I'd send the fishman dicks to Big Mom along with the treasure.
@Medical:
I didn't even think about that XD I'd get rid of them.
On second thought: I'd send the fishman dicks to Big Mom along with the treasure.
I would kill my enemies. There's no doubt in that sort of match that i would finish the job when i knew the horrible things they've done and they're trying to kill me and my crew. Also, I'd ask more people to join and make a large Fleet like Whitebeard. I would focus on killing akainu for killing my brother and kill him. I would do talks with people like Aokiji and work on agreements towards certain goals.
I would also take down New World Captains and make them join my fleet as well.
I would kill my enemies. There's no doubt in that sort of match that i would finish the job when i knew the horrible things they've done and they're trying to kill me and my crew. Also, I'd ask more people to join and make a large Fleet like Whitebeard. I would focus on killing akainu for killing my brother and kill him. I would do talks with people like Aokiji and work on agreements towards certain goals.
I would also take down New World Captains and make them join my fleet as well.
They would probably band together to kick your ass. Also Revere me,GOS, reviver of threads.
@God:
They would probably band together to kick your ass. Also Revere me,GOS, reviver of threads.
Not if they revered me!
props for reviving the thread
This thread should be renamed things you wouldn´t do differently than luffy.
Mr. GoS, if you have to revive a thread multiple times, there may be a reason why it died in the first place. Don't double-post and keep your posts relevant, please.
Giant orgies(giants included)
But espcially giant orgies? :D Haha, no romance as Oda said, just lust.
I would have hit Sabo.
Mr. GoS, if you have to revive a thread multiple times, there may be a reason why it died in the first place. Don't double-post and keep your posts relevant, please.
I only revived this thread because all the other threads are being flooded with power level discussions, and those never accomplish anything. Also, I double posted because I kept having ideas, besides there should be at least one active thread that is not about discussions (forgot about the dumb predictions thread). Though I know my ideas, didn't give me reason to flood the thread. Oddly enough, this thread was the whole reason I bothered to make an account.
I would have fucked all the girls that I had encountered on the journey.
I would have fucked all the girls that I had encountered on the journey.
post of the year
I would have fucked all the girls that I had encountered on the journey.
Ms. Monday, Ms. Merry Christmas, Dr. Kureha, Amazon, Kokoro, Lola, Nyon, Fake Nami and Fake Robin, and Jora. You sure you would have fucked all of them?
@God:
Ms. Monday, Ms. Merry Christmas, Dr. Kureha, Amazon, Kokoro, Lola, Nyon, Fake Nami and Fake Robin, and Jora. You sure you would have fucked all of them?
Only the attractive ones.
@God:
Ms. Monday, Ms. Merry Christmas, Dr. Kureha, Amazon, Kokoro, Lola, Nyon, Fake Nami and Fake Robin, and Jora. You sure you would have fucked all of them?
I can see your type when you didn't mention Igaram's wife :ninja:
Saw some suggestions about changing the thread title– I've never tried to change one I've made but assuming it's possible, I'll just leave it as is. It gets the point across (as does the first sentence) well enough for people to have put the kinds of posts in that I expected, and left the door open for any kind of alterations of any degree at any points in the timeline, as it doesn't have any restrictions, even as Luffy's adventure has let us see who and what are in the One Piece world to start with. The first sentence could mean either you've always been you (and you happen to agree with and replicate every decision Luffy made except what you list, which could be either minor or complete changes), or you're somehow an exact Luffy lookalike that magically replaced him at any time(s), or any other interpretation that people want to take that puts them behind the captain's wheel instead of Luffy at any point(s) in the story. The only restriction the first sentence does give is that you do have Luffy's power, so a "which devil fruit power would you want" topic would be a separate one (and I haven't seen anyone stray into that here).
I would have made sure that Arlong dried up in the Sun
@God:
Since Chapter 731, ask Sabo why he didn't tell Ace he was alive.
Probably the same reason Roger abandoned Ace instead of leaving him with Raleigh, or why dragon palmed off luffy. They didn't want the ones they loved most caught up in the crossfire or repercussions of their life.
Probably the same reason Roger abandoned Ace instead of leaving him with Raleigh, or why dragon palmed off luffy. They didn't want the ones they loved most caught up in the crossfire or repercussions of their life.
I love you for that answer!
@God:
Ms. Monday, Ms. Merry Christmas, Dr. Kureha, Amazon, Kokoro, Lola, Nyon, Fake Nami and Fake Robin, and Jora. You sure you would have fucked all of them?
Also Miss Goldnweek for good measure
And in the future, Big Mom.
Ace is a pirate he can handle himself.
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Only the attractive ones.
Too late now, bro.
Kill enel while holding a random fruit (lets just pretend at that point in universe i knew how devil fruits re spawned, this is hypothetical) have zoro eat it, and use that flying ship enel made as my crews ship,fly all the way to the end of the grand line.
@God:
Ace is a pirate he can handle himself.
Good post. Lightning logia is about admiral-level scary to anyone but Luffy. Zoro is scary too. And that ship was gold, so…
Touche, Smudger, touche.
Nobody said that he could handle himself well… :ninja:
Anyway, If I were Luffy, I would've joined marines instead of becoming a pirate. Mostly because I have very strong lawful side of my character.
Since when did Luffy follow the law? He is just barely lawful neutral.
@God:
Since when did Luffy follow the law? He is just barely lawful neutral.
http://www.mangareader.net/one-piece/668/13 That's when Luffy started following the Law.
if I was Luffy I wouldn't bother wasting time participating in some tournament. I would have just gone for the fruit by force and bolloxes to anyone who got in my way.
If I were Luffy I would've liked the cherry pie from the bar in Jaya, because I like cherry pie.
Fucking Boa wouldn't be bad idea, especially without protection. Considering how dangerous pirate life is, i think its good idea to get some offspring there. Imagine how strong their kid would be xD
I wouldn't eat the devil fruit; having no boner for the rest of your life would suck.
Fucking Boa wouldn't be bad idea, especially without protection. Considering how dangerous pirate life is, i think its good idea to get some offspring there. Imagine how strong their kid would be xD
Meh, Luffy doesn't go anywhere without rubber.
I'd keep wearing those black pants with pockets and I'd cur Nami's hair so she looks the same as before the time skip. That hair reminds me of the 80s somehow.
Haha yeah he's rubber… but does it really makes him unable to ... you know, have babies? He can't have boner ? Im not sure about that xD And he could stretch it ... might make for some fun in bedroom.
I don't see why he couldn't have a boner. Especially now, with Haki hardening, lol.
For me it's easiest to think of him as a normal human, with normal bone and muscle density and hardness, only made out of rubber. Gets too confusing if I look at it as anything else.
I think something like this was asked in some SBS.
EDIT: Found it.
D: Oda-sensei. Since Luffy is a Gomu Human, does that mean his "p*nis" can stretch, too? O: His penis can stretch too
I wouldn't eat the devil fruit; having no boner for the rest of your life would suck.
At least he has a penis, Brook probably screams internally every time he sees a hot chick. Wonder what he gets from seeing girls' panties?
A soul boner.
There is is a reason it is called Soul SOLID.
Im very glad this became discussion about Luffy's dick. Yeah hardening penis can wreck anybody im sure. Worthy of Future Pirate King!
What the hell is going on in this thread lol
@God:
There is is a reason it is called Soul SOLID.
So his boner can slash and freeze people at incredibly high speeds? Sounds more hardcore than Luffy's gear 3rd haki penis…
Anyway, I wouldn't have Brook in the crew. He's just dead weight.
On the topic of penises, I wonder if Kaku's penis is square shaped too.
Penis of whitebeard could vibrate…...
At least he has a penis, Brook probably screams internally every time he sees a hot chick. Wonder what he gets from seeing girls' panties?
Brook did once mention that even thought he has no skin he still feels extreme temperatures because it's a psychological thing (kind of like the thriller bark zombies and fire I presume), so maybe it's the same with arousal?
Can Luffy use gear third on his penis ? If so if I was Luffy I would give Shirahoshi some lovin.
@Donkey:
Penis of whitebeard could vibrate…...
Dammit, you just won.
Also, Alvida doesn't need a lube.
Can Luffy use gear third on his penis ? If so if I was Luffy I would give Shirahoshi some lovin.
Future's Pirate King's Penis can handle anything… even huge fish. Why do you think Luffy came up with gear 3 in the first place? To make his ... fist huge? Don't kid yourself!