@Anime:
That would be the easiest money ever earned
QFT
@Anime:
That would be the easiest money ever earned
QFT
The Happy Luffy Ending: One Piece is a one-man band ensemble (bass drum, cymbals, horn, triangle, accordian) and Luffy decides to play it, since he still doesn't have a full time musician.
It sounds awful, and the crew have to suffer through twelve hours of Polka Hell, courtesy of Luffy's sub-sub par musical skills.
Ransom ending:
Oda draws the final chapter, and it's printed, except that the last page is covered over with a note "You must raise 100 million yen in gifts to me before two weeks time) or I won't authorise the printing of the final page."
OR
It can be that the Final Chapter's last page was torn off and it cost 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 yen.
The straw hats are just about to grab the treasure, When Luffy accidentaly steps on a hidden switch, causing all the straw hats to fall into a bottomless pit.
We zoom out, and learn that The entire series has just been a videogame, played by a gamer whos' forgotten to save.
OR: The straw hats manage to find Raftel, but all they get is a note saying: "too bad! One piece has been moved to Island X in X blue!". And repeat. And Repeat.
Imagine if One Piece ended like the Berserk anime…..
I've tried that, actually. A one-armed Zoro didn't seem quite as cool-but the 36 Pound Cannon sure lived up to its name ever afterward!
I'm reviving this topic because I loved it so much! That and I'm hoping like hell that One Piece gets a good ending that was worth the wait. In this topic, we shall speculate over what would be a bad ending. What would be a bad ending for One Piece? Here's one I thought of:
The Straw Hats, along with their allies and villains, make it to Raftel. Nico Robin finally gets to read the Rio Poneglyph, and learns something disturbing- Luffy is the One Piece!
Nico Robin: "We sailed around the Grand Line for nothing?!"
Franky: "Fuck this shit!"
Buggy: "See why I hate that freak's guts!"
Whitebeard: "Holy shit. That sucked!"
Luffy: "Hey! Don't be mad! I didn't mean to… nevermind."
Zoro: "WHAT?! You knew that you were the One Piece the WHOLE TIME?! FUCK YOU!!!"
Usopp: "Everybody kick his lame rubber ass!"
Luffy: "No! Wait!"
Every other character in the show beats Luffy's ass to a pulp and look for careers in other shonen manga or retire. Usopp becomes the star of his own manga "Nose Piece". The end.
BTW, go ahead close my unnecessary thread and thank you Anime Master for the link to this thread! Sorry about that.
There is no REAL treasure and the crew is left with some preachy, setimental message by Gold Roger about how 'One Piece' is jsut the personification about the unity of friends banding together towards a commmon goal or some stuff like that.
That'd be too predictable though :P
The One Piece turns out to be Roger's favorite musical, but Luffy doesn't mind.
They're one island away from Raftel, but then Oda stops it to keep the adventure open to all to imagine.
Usopp becomes the star of his own manga "Nose Piece". The end.
Yes, Nose Piece! I would read it. Ussopism is the only way to go unless you choose Nami-ism which is what Sanji worships.
One Piece turns out to be an infinite looping version of Live Svajklubb.
A super powerful villian appears when the SH's land on Raftel. Luffy defeats this villian by powering up to newly found Gear 10. Unfortunatly the side effect of Gear 10 proves to be deadly. Luffy explodes in a supernovae explosion, and shrinks down to a single point, a blackhole. Thus the whole OP world is destroyed by the "Luffyhole" before any of the SH's can achieve their dreams.
A super powerful villian appears when the SH's land on Raftel. Luffy defeats this villian by powering up to newly found Gear 10. Unfortunatly the side effect of Gear 10 proves to be deadly. Luffy explodes in a supernovae explosion, and shrinks down to a single point, a blackhole. Thus the whole OP world is destroyed by the "Luffyhole" before any of the SH's can achieve their dreams.
That gives me an idea…
Luffy is in Raftel where he has to defeat the strongest pirates for One Piece. Luffy can not compete with them. Luffy then turns into his MONKEY form. After Luffy calms down in some way he reverts back to human where he has reached Gear 4th. Gear 4th, however, makes you die after it has been used up. Then Luffy dies after he beats the enemy with a Gomu Gomu no Pistol x10. Rain falls and all of the SH's gather from their long battles with other people and surround Luffy. Everyone cries. Their tears then gather together and go into Luffy. Luffy floats up and he is suddenly alive. Robin read the last poneglyph on Raftel which reads "Friendship is one piece"
Eh, they will probably make it that Roger found Jesus on his cruises around the grand line or even at the gallows. Everything he ever owned would have been his spiritual items, not his material. So, he probably hopes that people will find religion on the way to Raftel or whatever, and be truly rich in their spirit.
LOL, thats my suggestion :P
An ending that would kind of suck but it would be cool at the same time is:
Luffy finds One Piece and then realizes that a lot of people have the same dream as him and he doens't want to steal it from them so he hides One Piece again so that somebody else can still find it. Then he returns to his hometown as the King of the Pirates and then he sees some little kid that wants to be king of the pirates so Luffy puts his straw hat on the kids head and tells him not to give it back to him until he becomes a great pirate.
He doesn't end Oda dies in a car crash two weeks from now.
God that would be horrible. I really hope oda has some trusted assisstant and his ideas written down in his will so that this trursted assisstant can take over if oda dies O.O
FINAL CHAPTER " ### - One Piece"
Luffy walks on the cool sand of Raftel, this has been a long journy with many hardships.
Raftel is a tiny island with nothing but a small cave, Luffy slowly walks in, and notices an X on the ground.
After digging in that spot, they find a treasure chest, inside is a letter "Dear future Pirate King, you've come far, but the journy for One Piece is nearly complete, I've left the tresure at the bottom of the ocean, on the east side of this island. If you've eaten a Devil Fruit, the sea has turned against you, thus making it a meaningless title to be the Pirate King if the sea doesnt accept you."
So Luffy goes crazy, realizing that he cant be the Pirate king… and Mihawk shows up and challenges Zoro for one more duel....... which Zoro loses since Mihawk is still uber powerful.
Then Mihawk shreds up Nami's map of the world... saying it was useless and pitiful.
Amongst the chaos, Usopp realizes he isnt brave, so he has a heart attack.. and Chopper doesnt have the ultimate medicine to save him.
Also Robin is blind, so she cant read the Ponyglyph.
And that would be the end.
Everyone is extremely sad.. Everyone's dream has been shattered.
Thus the barrage of One Piece fans writing to Oda about how much of a sadistic bastard he is for giving such a depressing and horrid ending.
They could end it like they might end the dub, which said, "I hid everything I found, in One Piece".
God that would be horrid.
Or they could do it like GunGRAVE, where everyone dies cause they were BSing their dream…
one piece turns out to be the story to a porno, when the SW's show up to OP it turns out to be a broken TV and GOld D roger was looking for a repair man, all the SH's start doing their thing, then when its all over its over
They find One Piece and it's secrets, but… they don't tell it what it is, and simply leaves it up to our imaginations. @_@
Thus the barrage of One Piece fans writing to Oda about how much of a sadistic bastard he is for giving such a depressing and horrid ending.
And so we finally find something more messed-up than Eva. >_>
One Piece is GOLD ROGER'S PET ROCK! ZOMGHAX!!!11!!11
But really, Oda-sama wouldn't make One Piece "friendship" and all that bullcrap. 4Kids totally destroyed the meaning of friendship, with all that Yu-Gi-Oh crap.
It would be something genius, that I don't know.
Luffy becomes the pirate king upon the central area of Raftel where One Piece is, atrieves One Piece and yells, "I have become the Pirate King!"
alien bursts out of chest for .5 seconds
screen goes to black
few seconds pass
shows clip of Zoro on the Going Merry doing one-handed pushups with Chopper on his back for a bit, with nature sounds in the background
the end
20th century arrives and pirates are no longer important
Terrorist behead Luffy in the name of Enel
One piece is just a nickname for baseball cap
They get lazy and give up
The world ends and we all die
They get to Raftel…and see that some pirates from the Carribean got there before them.
Haha I can see it now.
"One piece was davy jones heart."
Crew: WHERE THE HELL WAS IT?!
Taken from SBS:
D: Oda-sensei, hello!! In Volume 38, you wrote "When you don't know the answer on a test, just write instrumental," so I tried that myself. But when I got the test back, it was checked wrong. Why was it checked wrong? Please tell me why. P.N. Katsufumi Four!! O: The results are not the point. The real treasure here is your courage, for taking the first step forward. (<-?)
The resulrts are not the point. The real treasure here is your courage, for taking the first step forward.
They find One Piece and it's secrets, but… they don't tell it what it is, and simply leaves it up to our imaginations.
Actually I like that ending, expect change it to where Luffy opens up the chest and you really never know what happens afterwards. Almost like a pulp fiction briefcase thing.
Actually I think Luffy just picking up the chest that has One Piece in it, without opening it, would be an excellent ending, essentially leaving it up to the viewer to make they're own guesses, while giving a good reason why he wouldn't open it.
See the thing over the discovery of One Piece is that Oda won't make everyone happy once it's actually annouced. Some people will be pissed and etc because they figured that Oda would of made One Piece this or that. While others will say, "Oh it's great and blah blah blah." Making the people that were dissapointed flame those that like One Piece. Thus causing War World Three to start over One Piece.
I just say, just do a Pulp Fiction and show the treasure chest or whatever being opened and the Straw Hat Crew going, "Holy Shit! This is One Piece!" or whatever they will say. Just never show what One Piece is, but you could then during the credits show Luffy on a wanted poster with the rest of the crew with the following title:
Pirate King Luffy and His Straw Hat crew
Wanted for being pirates
Dead or alive
But that would be a GOOD ending. A sucky ending (involving the Pulp Fiction sequence) would go thus:
After arriving at Raftel, they go through a number of traps, barely escaping alive. They also have to solve a series of riddles, all written in Poneglyphic. Robin is able to translate all of them, and even guess a few, but most are answered individually by different crewmembers. The last riddle is solved by Luffy himself (he just punches down the wall the Riddle was on.) and they all enter the final chamber. There, they see a single, shoddy steamer trunk (stereotypical treasure chest). Nami is not pleased by the lack of immense wealth. Everyone is nonplussed except Robin and Luffy. Gulping audibly, Luffy opens the chest just a crack. A golden-orange light pours out. Throwing back the lid completely, Luffy stands dazzled by the light.
Nami: Is that!–
Sanji: It can't be...
Robin is in shock. Tears are streaming down her face as she stands stock-still. Luffy reaches into his pocket, and pulls out the blank sheet of Paper Ace gave him. Looking at the paper he stares awestruck at the chest. Suddenly, he slams the chest close. A look of grim determination settles over his features.
The story timeskips to Fuschia Village, where the Pirate King Luffy D. Monkey is about to be executed.
Luffy: My treasure? No way, I'm not givin' you that! But if you want One Piece, it's still there. Go ahead, take it. I never want to see that Thing again.
The halberds descend, and Luffy carries the secret horror of One Piece to his grave.
Heidi Klum meets them at Raftel and reveales that the treasure is "The Body" bra, with patented One Piece technology.
Bon Clay appears wearing the bra, doing his okama dance. He got there first by accident and is now King/Queen of the Pirates.
The End.
XD I've seen that advert… I see "patented One Piece technology" and start thinking "Does the bra have a chest-fridge like Franky?"
The worst ending would cut off at the reciept of One Piece.
There's too much left unsaid: For one thing, you'd have to prove your One Piece Findingness to the world. There's also the matter of what happens with the WG and Dragon revolution (which frankly, if left unanswered will be a huge letdown). And finally, you'd want to know what Luffy would do as Pirate King.
Someone needs to repost that "Luffy finds One Piece" comic.
Oda puts a [insert One Piece here] where you can put whatever you want Luffy to hold to be One Piece.
Luffy opens the treasure chest revealing . . . NEDM! doom music starts playing
For some wierd reason One Piece is never metioned in any future chapters ever again!!!?
One Piece turns out to be The Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark causing the Strawhats heads to explode, melt, and shrink like in the movie!!
@Xetalimn_Erket:
Someone needs to repost that "Luffy finds One Piece" comic.
I have a few ideas.
Enpired by Digimon 02: the SH's have to give up their dreams of finding OP, to fight the bigger evil; the giant sphere of hatred. With the powers of friendship and teamwork , they defeat the all powerful being. All of a sudden, years later; Nami draws comics for the local newspaper. Zoro has become a master chef. (who knew) Robin and Usopp get married. Luffy becomes a Dr for the "real world" and Chopper and Sanji are an undercover detective team. And the whole world lives happily ever after because they're all friends.
I don't care what happens, as long as I get some kind of epilogue thingy, where I get to know what happened after. Those endings always satisfy me. (except the cop out Digimon 02 did)
Another Idea: anyone seen Chrono Trigger's Directors ending. lol
(I like that ending, but only because there is already a "real" ending to CT. for OP, it would suck))
Oh, and; Usopp decided he needs a gun, and accedently shoots everyone before they reach raftel. the end.
Luffy ends up in the real world when he touches ONE PIECE (it was a portkey..lol) Then he wanders new york and enters a cake shop with the sign "EROTIC CAKES…"
@Robot:
Oh how the InuYasha ending sucked.
How was the inuyasha ending?
If One Piece was a Gold Roger's rubber ducky. :p Did someone say that already?
How was the inuyasha ending?
! Everyone runs off into the sunset with more adventures waiting for them. Naraku isn't beaten, the jewel pieces are still scattered, nothing is resolved. In other words, it doesn't have a real ending. It just stops.
One Piece is the Black Egg and the Human Completion Project transpires.
I saw this on the sushi list at a Japanese restaurant:
Temaki (hand roll) is one piece.
Luffy ends up in the real world when he touches ONE PIECE (it was a portkey..lol) Then he wanders new york and enters a cake shop with the sign "EROTIC CAKES…"
Yeah I am gonna go kinda with this Idea but twist it a little.
Luffy touches one piece and ends up in the carribean pirate era! He loses his gomu gomu no mi abilites and starts to be a pirate in the real world but vows to meet his crew in the other world again.
coughFMAcough
! Everyone runs off into the sunset with more adventures waiting for them. Naraku isn't beaten, the jewel pieces are still scattered, nothing is resolved. In other words, it doesn't have a real ending. It just stops.
…...WORST ENDING EVER.
Yeah I am gonna go kinda with this Idea but twist it a little.
Luffy touches one piece and ends up in the carribean pirate era! He loses his gomu gomu no mi abilites and starts to be a pirate in the real world but vows to meet his crew in the other world again.
coughFMAcough
Actually I could see Oda doing that as a prank, like Luffy or Nami get hit on the head pretty damn hard and they believe that they are in our reality.
"WHAT THE HELL!, WE ARE ACTUALLY MANGA CHARACTERS!" of course Nami will stalk Oda until he gives her the fair amount of profit that he has earned over One Piece's course.
Luffy ends up in the real world when he touches ONE PIECE (it was a portkey..lol) Then he wanders new york and enters a cake shop with the sign "EROTIC CAKES…"
Ah, a Simpsons fan, eh? It would be funnier if he ended up near a butcher shop, though.
Luffy or the whole SH actually being executed by the Marines.
@Hunky:
Oda somehow out living all of us and ends the story after we are dead.
I actually think someone dying would be very dramatic, AFTER reaching their dream! E.G. Sanji dies after finding the All Blue…or dying in the water and seeing the All Blue o_O?
I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN! I'm just saying it'd be dramatic.
When One Piece ends (I pary it's a long time from now), I want it to END! Not a "we're heading towards our next adventure", a END!! One Piece being finding their dreams or something would be alright, if it's actually gold o_O""
Worse case scenario: Someone else beats Luffy to being King of the Pirates..