Please don't.

Where have you been for the last three years? You disappeared and everyone was like, where's Myoti?

Here in spirit, like Sniper Island. But Sogeking was already in the heart so I took the liver instead.

He lost to Po because he purposely refused to release his Bankai in front of the Lieutenants/Captains. That's the reason that Iba punched him in the face.

Always seemed to me like he got off kinda easy for that one (and I mean REALLY easy).
It's not like you're in the middle of, ya know, a war or anything.

that would make the single best bleach chapter ever.

"NEXT WEEK: Ichigo changes foot positions!!"

Also, forgive me. I was very bored last night and a horrible, horrible person:

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I will now stop before driving a dead Enel-face into the ground.

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Did you just complain about a lack of Itsygo?

My response comes somewhere between a "hell, no" and me just laughing hysterically.

What about the swirling dust?

That comes packaged in with the lasers and pretend swordplay.

COMING SOON!!

THE EXCITING AND EPIC BATTLES BETWEEN CAPTAIN AND ARRANCAR RAGES ON, AS WE EXTEND THE CURRENT ASTONISHING SINGLE FIGHT FOR ANOTHER THREE CHAPTERS, COMPLETE WITH:

-LASERS

-PRETEND SWORDPLAY

-MORE LASERS

MAYBE WE'LL ACTUALLY GET ACTUALLY BACK TO THE MAIN CHARACTERS AFTER THAT.

NEXT WEEK ON:

Also included in next week's issue:
Contest: Design Kubo Tite's backgrounds!
Simply doodle in the white areas provided in every panel and send it in to SHONEN JUMP HQ!

This thread gets my vote.

Atlanta-fag reporting in:

Had around 200 at ours, though sadly me and my girlfriend (also a /b/tard) showed up late. Thankfully, it seems to have gone well with only minor meme-talk/newfaggotry.

Riot-police got called out (but later turned out to be pretty much supportive) and some Scientologists were taking snapshots of our license plates afterward. Lulz.

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Myotits.

Or My-owned.

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