ok guys, who hack Bleach Asylum??!
Nardo and Bleh Thread III: Naruto is a terrible terrible manga
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@No:
I think it might be host/domain problems.
BA facebook said they were hacked..
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!?
…Sorry Couldnt resist.
they still don't know..
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ok guys, who hack Bleach Asylum??!
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I can't help but think back to the deicide "…And a..." debacle.
First, Aizen said "you're a shinigami and a...", then a week later, it was changed to "human and a..."
But this week, Ichigo is stated to be neither a proper shinigami nor human, so neither statement can work out!
"Shinigami and a quincy" SHOULD work, except as of this week Ichigo isn't a shinigami after all, because reasons.
"Shinigami and a human" should also work, but would hardly be a big revelation, and appearantly quincies aren't humans anymore."Human and a quincy" just makes no sense. And fuck you Kubo, if his dad is a shinigami captain and Ichigo has a chocolate core of shinigami power, he's part shinigami.
"Human and A fullbringer"? yeah, no. "Shinigami and a fullbringer"? What happened to the quincy genetics then?
Aaaaaargh, I need an asperin. Manbearpig indeed.
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I think Kubo just couldn't decide what he wanted Ichigo to be, so he said screw you to power balancing and math.
"Ichigo's a regular human who can see spirits…...waait, I'll make him a Shinigami! That would flow nicely."
"Okay he has Bankai and just beat two Captains.....man, I need to jazz this Shinigami title up. Heey! The Hollow mask from Urahara's training! I'll call it....Vizard."
"Vizard's getting dull....something can be better than an skull mask, right? Hmm, I have to end this Ulquiorra fight. Ichigo can be a full Hollow now!"
"Damn, Ichigo has no powers now.....I need something to hold the readers over before I give them back.....Fullbringer! It'll be like his Bankai but not really! Genius!"
"Yawn.....Ichigo needs to be more "mysterious" to relate to the readers. Hmm....he's a Shinigami again, the fans are satisified enough. But this is my final arc! I have to end with a bang!.....Got it! He can be part Quincy because I'll make Masaki one! Kubo, you're brilliant! -
What gets me about this is how they're basically boasting about having the Sharingan, the end effect of the emoness/DEEP LOVE/despair they went through.
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Someone pointed out on another forums as to why these two clans are at war.
Yes,seriously.
They keep sending 7 year old to their deaths because of this.
Good gracious.
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I see Kishimoto foreshadowed his "Uchiha moronic asshole" genetics.
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Someone pointed out on another forums as to why these two clans are at war.
http://i23.mangareader.net/naruto/462/naruto-744930.jpgYes,seriously.
They keep sending 7 year old to their deaths because of this.
Good gracious.
now the problem is, its not just the two clans… it's every freaking clans in the world. even before Hashirama invented the village system.. then when Konoha was built then others follow. then they are still at war against each other. the world of Naruto was never been explain properly.. then when part 2 came, Kishi retconed everything without even having the original story complete or make sense. the world in part 1 was vast but in part 2 everything were came down to Uchiha and their conflict. everything were retcon to be around them..
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Ichigo is a rainbow.
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@The:
I see Kishimoto foreshadowed his "Uchiha moronic asshole" genetics.
Actually, even in that chapter, Obito states that the Uchihas are just pissy because of the Sage's centuries-old decision to have Senju become the successor (of what, I don't know).
So the asshole genetics are still a retcon.
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WE ARE GONNA WAGE LONG,HARD AND BLOODY WARS WHICH WILL UNDOUBTADLY RESULT IN A GREAT LOSS OF LIFE AND TREMENDOUS WAR FATIGUE AND ALL THAT OTHER JAZZ THAT GOES ALONG WITH SUCH LONG-TERM WAR EFFORTS.
BECAUSE OUR DISTANT,DISTANT,DISTANT,DISTANT,SUPER DISTANT ANCESTOR GOT ROBBED OF A POSITION THAT IS NO LONGER RELEVANT AND WE HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING TO GAIN FROM THIS SHIT OTHER THAN APPEASING OUR BLOATED EGOS,MAYBE.
The most baffling part is that OTHER clans actually joined in on this bullcrap.
Man,Nardoverse is populated by morons.
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I would have thought that the ninjas were around to protect the common folk from other forces, but why would non ninjas wage war over genes and special traits and stuff?
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Someone pointed out on another forums as to why these two clans are at war.
http://i23.mangareader.net/naruto/462/naruto-744930.jpgYes,seriously.
They keep sending 7 year old to their deaths because of this.
Good gracious.
Every event in this series was possible because a guy was pissed his daddy didn't let him have an arbitrary and irrelevant title
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You know the worst part of all this is eventually we're going to have ANOTHER flashback that shows the history of the Rikuodo Sage.
How much you wanna bet he's also going to turn out to be half of a Naruto/Sasuke-ish rivalry?
2:1 odds
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@Cyan:
Every event in this series was possible because a guy was pissed his daddy didn't let him have an arbitrary and irrelevant title
I swear to god you said something almost exactly like this before. Just can't put my finger on it.
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Someone pointed out on another forums as to why these two clans are at war.
http://i23.mangareader.net/naruto/462/naruto-744930.jpgYes,seriously.
They keep sending 7 year old to their deaths because of this.
Good gracious.
Sorry what chapter and page is this? can't see the image
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And where do the Uchiha's love genes fit into all this?
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The love genes fit on the basis that the Uchiha ancestor got so pissy about not being selected, was cause he LOVED his father so much and wanted to be LOVED back, recognized in the form of being pegged as successor.
But no, he couldn't get that, and went all yandere. -
You know the worst part of all this is eventually we're going to have ANOTHER flashback that shows the history of the Rikuodo Sage.
How much you wanna bet he's also going to turn out to be half of a Naruto/Sasuke-ish rivalry?
2:1 odds
Let's just hope we don't get one for his sons,who'll also be Nardo-Sasookey.
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Sigh…. I was really thinking this is the last flashback we'll have. N then reminded we still have that Rikudo Sennin, I guess we'll hear it from the Ten Tails. The war is going to last until next year won't it?
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Actually, even in that chapter, Obito states that the Uchihas are just pissy because of the Sage's centuries-old decision to have Senju become the successor (of what, I don't know).
So the asshole genetics are still a retcon.
I know, I was more referring to that damneable trope of "Whiny asshole founds clan –> whaddoyaknow, it becomes the Whiny Asshole clan!".
What the hell isthe "sucessor of the sage" even supposed to mean. Its not a title thats still around, no one have talked about the "second sage", and indeed, most people seem to forget the first sage even existed.
History lessons have not been invented yet in the Narutoverse.
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This current title is a reflection of how I feel.
Bleach's pacing is as bad as ever. And only to go to the big 'reveal' that everyone called chapters ago. Wait, wasn't that already said? I swear that Juha Bacha or whatever his name was said Ichigo "Your mum's a quincy." before. Or that might be my fuzzy memory.
I liked Naruto this week. Hashirama is likeable. Madara loses all respect from me after that peeing comment. And what was the point of the younger brother that died? Is he going to come back in a Edo Tensei or something later? Or is he really still alive, plotting his revenge against the world and is the final FINAL villain? Anything's possible.
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I remember when Orochimaru was the final villain. Then again if it wasn't for his jutsu Madara would have been beaten half a year ago.
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@Cloud:
This current title is a reflection of how I feel.
Bleach's pacing is as bad as ever. And only to go to the big 'reveal' that everyone called chapters ago. Wait, wasn't that already said? I swear that Juha Bacha or whatever his name was said Ichigo "Your mum's a quincy." before. Or that might be my fuzzy memory.
I liked Naruto this week. Hashirama is likeable. Madara loses all respect from me after that peeing comment. And what was the point of the younger brother that died? Is he going to come back in a Edo Tensei or something later? Or is he really still alive, plotting his revenge against the world and is the final FINAL villain? Anything's possible.
He called Ichigo son.
So what I think will be revealed is.
Bach is Masaki's father.
Isshin is a member of the Shiba clan, which is why Kaien looked a lot like Ichigo.So Bach knows Ichigo is his grandson.
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correct translation of the last part of this Naruto chapter(by takL from NF)..
Hashi: I wonder…if it's impossible to make real agreements ….and allies…
Hashi:…do you have any brothers or sisters?
Madara: for me….4 siblings… I had…(lit: in my case… <we're>5 siblings….we WERE…)
Hashi: …
Madara: we are shinobis, could die any day, eh.
thered be some way for each of us to survive…
only if you and your enemies opened up to each other, hide nothing and took a pledge of brotherhood.
But that's when pigs fly…cos you cant see other peoples innermost insides.
You never know, they might be fuming on the inside…
Hashi: …I wonder… if its impossible to show the insides to each other.…
Madara: heaven knows …anyhoo I always pray to heaven in this place…to divine whether there is any way for it or not. (ie the pebble should reach the other side, if there is a way to make people lay their hearts bare)
Madara: this time around….seems like it (=heaven) finally decided for yes. ….
Not just you…me too…now reached there.
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Sounds like Madara and Hashirama "reached the other side" together.
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@The:
I know, I was more referring to that damneable trope of "Whiny asshole founds clan –> whaddoyaknow, it becomes the Whiny Asshole clan!".
What the hell isthe "sucessor of the sage" even supposed to mean. Its not a title thats still around, no one have talked about the "second sage", and indeed, most people seem to forget the first sage even existed.
History lessons have not been invented yet in the Narutoverse.
what if after the flashback Kishi introduces a character that holds that title
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Ugh, the homoeroticism in Naruto is so tasteless…Araki's work on the other hand...
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He called Ichigo son.
So what I think will be revealed is.
Bach is Masaki's father.
Isshin is a member of the Shiba clan, which is why Kaien looked a lot like Ichigo.So Bach knows Ichigo is his grandson.
I second this. It just seems so cliche that it's probably true
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almost wished that Kubo would have revealed something more bullshit..like Ichigo is adopted or something. He's been trollin' so long that now when he tries to give a logical explanation it doesnt make any sense
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@RobbyBevard:
Hey, for 600 million dollars I can fly to Japan and drag Greg along with me as translator and personally play editor to Kishimoto.
Sasaki invited me back to the editor's office to hang out in April so lemme know if you can scrounge that together by then and maybe we can work something out.
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Sasaki invited me back to the editor's office to hang out in April so lemme know if you can scrounge that together by then and maybe we can work something out.
My only request to Oda would be stay healthy, stay refreshed, so that he can deliver us his awesome work for years to come. :D
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I just wish he'd stop smoking. If not for us then for his girls.
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I just wish he'd stop smoking. If not for us then for his girls.
He smokes ?
Why am I legitimately worried by this ?
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I just wish he'd stop smoking. If not for us then for his girls.
To be fair though, with such a workload and so much stress that is connected with that, i can not really blame him.
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@No:
He smokes ?
Why am I legitimately worried by this ?
Have you seen that picture of his desk? Dude must have like 10 a day or something ridiculus
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Rest assured, at least in approximately ten years, he should be able to enjoy a Toriyama-esque retirement.
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Am i the only one who is worried about Cancer? 10 cigarette is just an understatement.
![](http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/warpstar99/Manga Artists Deskspace/5.jpg)
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O.O That's a lot of cigarettes… I suppose that Oda can do what he wants but jesus... You're not alone, I'm worried about cancer too.
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Because only people who smoke get cancer, right?
Besides, this photo is from 2009. The one from 2012 has a bit more order to it.
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Ten cigarrettes a day is nothing. This from a guy who has a father who's been chainsmoking thirty a day since he was sixteen. Trust me, I think Oda can at least make it to fifty years.
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Yeah, but smoking does increase the chances of getting one. Will try to be optimistic. Vivre La Oda i guess.
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Some people are built hartier. Old ladies that smoke, have whiskey, eat bacon daily are healthier than most.
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Its Japan, its the norm there I don't blame him
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Some people are built hartier. Old ladies that smoke, have whiskey, eat bacon daily are healthier than most.
Who is the 'Most' you're referring to?
Because if you're using the word most as in the majority of people, what you just said is BS.
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Who is the 'Most' you're referring to?
Because if you're using the word most as in the majority of people, what you just said is BS.
Sorry meant healthier than most old people I know.
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Some people are built hartier. Old ladies that smoke, have whiskey, eat bacon daily are healthier than most.
I totally agree. My great aunts smoke at least a pack a day, drink about an equally damagining amount of liquor, and eat the greasiest food. They'll still kicking around at late 60s, so… ehh..
Also, I smoke more than 10 a day. Oda's habit doesn't really seem that bad. I find him having a Corona extra on his desk hilarious though. Besides cigarette brands, and my stuff being more writing related, our desks kind of look alike.