Moria is a fishman and he will be the final boss of this arc.
Dumb Predictions
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Gol d Roger ate the Jedi fruit, haki plus the force made him the strongest guy in the world
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apforums will be renamed to spforums after Sabaody Park
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Shanks ate the Badass Badass no Mi devil fruit. Noone can stop his swag juice!
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ACE WILL BE REVIVED!
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Jackie Chan is Whitebeard's uncle.
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^Is Little Kuriboh or just Yu-gi-oh the inspiration for that?
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Makino's baby is One Piece.
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Zoro's final enemy will not be Mihawk of Shilliew. Zoro will find the other two cursed swords Sandai Kitsetsu is a part of. They will revive a swordsmen who will defeat Zoro and go on a rampage. Mihawk will be killed trying to fight him,and Zoro will take Mihawk's sword as his third and defeat him.
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Hodi Jones is not his real name. Instead, it is actually Ho D. Jones.
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Shaddap Ho ! bitchslap
Awesome
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Everyone will talk like they did during the ol' Shakespearian times after Luffy is finished destroying FI and the fabric of space/time is distorted.
Also–Just like in Shakespeare's works--[almost] every line will have a dirty joke.
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@Sniper:
Everyone will talk like they did during the ol' Shakespearian times after Luffy is finished destroying FI and the fabric of space/time is distorted.
Also–Just like in Shakespeare's works--[almost] every line will have a dirty joke.And to make that clear: it will be Shakespearean English - Oda will learn it and stop writing in Japanese, confusing the hell out of his Japanese audience, and confusing his English audience slightly less.
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Makino's baby is One Piece.
This is good one.
I don't think One Piece is anything concrete though. It will most likely be some sort of a state of mind, or has to do with one's attitude of life/mental properties. Which would be pretty gay, but on the other hand, how could finding a certain item make anyone a king? So it has to be something else. And what more, by saying he left his treasure somewhere, Gol D Roger maybe implied that he gave up this spirit of his when he was finally caught by marines.
Ehh
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You realize this is the dumb predictions thread right?
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Who, me? Yeah, I kinda sensed that. And..?
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You don't need to challenge a dumb prediction's idea of what Onepiece is, it's annoying.
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Otohime will be a shrimp mermaid.
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Otohime looks like Taylor Swift :wub:
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All right kiddies, listen up. This is what is going to occur in this beloved Japanese children's pirate comic, without fail.
A new fodder villain named Chartreusebeard will, after Luffy playfully insults his beard all of once and ignores him thereafter as he continues his zany, fantastic, altogether uplifting journey, come to despise the Straw Hat crew with such unbelievable intensity that he shoots blood from his eyes whenever he hears the letter "D." Soon his entire frontal cortex is replaced with a pulsating endocrine organ of pure hatred, spurring him to set about constructing a time machine for whole years without food or rest just so he could end each SH's life from the very first second they were born. Naturally he succeeds, and the very first thing he does his fry pan baby Chopper, then travel forwards and serve Chopper's venison to the current crew with a savory side of rice and lentils. Chartreusebeard then proceeds to ruin the SHs' lives in the following ways:
*Chartreusebeard scalps tiny Luffy so brutally that he may never wear a straw hat again without enticing the microscopic parasites in the straw to roost and lay eggs directly into his exposed brain. However Luffy loves Shanks so much that he keeps wearing the hat, and soon the straw hat parasites reduce him into a gibbering paraplegic. The Windmill villagers see no other option than to use Luffy's rubber corpse as Woop Slap's hammock.
*Chartreusebeard perfects a cloning method to create dozens of living replicas of Kuina who somehow retain the memories and personality of the original Kuina even after she died, and forces Zoro to watch as he pushes each Kuina down the stairs to her gruesome death. To stop the pain, Zoro holsters his swords… in his eyes.
*Chartreusebeard hands Arlong and his crew a juggernaut war machine powered by a forsaken child, and what do you know, Nami is the ideal candidate! Nami is not only forced to serve Arlong for the rest of her (extremely prolonged) life, it becomes the very reason for her existence as her personality is slowly erased, allowing Nami to feel the existential terror of slowly losing herself.
*Chartreusebeard makes sure Usopp can never be a brave warrior of the sea, by obliterating all the seas. He then staples Yasopp's severed head to Usopp's nose so they can be together forever.
*Chartreusebeard fundamentally alters the very laws of physics so that every gram of food Sanji cooks turns into 7,000 tons of shit. He then alters Sanji's brain chemistry so that he can't breathe unless he's cooking. He tells Sanji this was just so he could call the entire world "All Brown."
*Chartreusebeard leaves Robin's childhood alone. It's fucked up enough.
*Chartreusebeard turns Tom evil and spiteful, so that the Sea Train was now secretly built with the sole purpose of running over Franky and dragging him underwater under the tracks for thousands of miles.
*Chartreusebeard gives current Brook organs. Brook becomes such a hideous abomination that Laboon empties himself of all his internal fluids and becomes a deflated wrinkly sack of skin over bones just to shoot a gout of water out of his blowhole powerful enough to bore a hole into the side of the Red Line and cross, in order to get away from Brook. Brook sobs softly.After all this Chartreusebeard will become the protagonist of Oda's new masterpiece series, Beloved Manga Characters Suffer Fates Far Far Worse Than They Deserve, which will become an absolute hit and the new standard for shounen battle manga.
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You don't need to challenge a dumb prediction's idea of what Onepiece is, it's annoying.
So maybe it wasn't laugh-your-ass-off-sort-of-dumb, only plain-and-dumb prediction. I can admit that, so let me come up with new one then: One Piece is Fukuro's twin brother who will marry Luffy in the end of the series, and they will live happily ever after.
Will that do?
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D. stands for Dima
http://view.thespectrum.net/series/one-piece-chapter-619.html?ch=Volume+22&page=133
in 269 The Dima Family is the strongest
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Luffy will find GOD and Toriko will find One Piece.
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So maybe it wasn't laugh-your-ass-off-sort-of-dumb, only plain-and-dumb prediction. I can admit that, so let me come up with new one then: One Piece is Fukuro's twin brother who will marry Luffy in the end of the series, and they will live happily ever after.
Will that do?
I forgive you….....................................
Originally Posted by Norisuke Higashikata IV
"Your stand is like your asshole. You can't go around showing it off to other people."
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Tom's relative will end up being bad, and then will guilt Franky into joining up with Hodi and them. Then, Chopper will try to stop him, but end up being the accidental evil guy. So there's a big war with fishmen pirates and Vander Decken's guys vs. Luffy's remaining crew. Sanji dies. That's when some of the residents in Fishmen Isle help out Luffy…Then some sea monsters and stuff surround the island, while some cowards are trying to flee. A few hours pass, and the war is still going, and then the palace explodes. San Juan stepped on it, then he went back up to the surface really fast...After that, Blackbeard's crew comes crashing down, and we see that Blackbeard used darkness as a coating. Caribou pops up and fights BB, because he wants to protect the lovely mermaids. Caribou dies, praying to god as he kills Laffitte. The Straw Hat crew (besides Luffy and Usopp) are knocked out, and the King's lower tail was chopped off. Just when BB was moving in for the kill...We see blood suddenly gushing out of the direct middle of his body. BB falls down, dead. Behind him...was Brownbeard! Brownbeard had escaped earlier from Basil, and he ate a Devil Fruit! The Kairoseki water DF! It allows him to use water and negate BB's powers, like BB negates others. As Luffy looks up in awe, Brownbeard smiles and explodes. Dr. Vegapunk is his brother, and he used him as an experiment, because the "higher power" that Doflamingo follows controls lotsa people...Thus ends FI.
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Pandaman will become the Pirate King.
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Just like that emotionally abusive episode of Pokemon everybody remembers wherein Ash almost leaves Pikachu with a community of wild ones, Luffy will tearfully part ways with Chopper at Chopper Chopper Island.
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One Piece is a time machine, and Garp is really Luffy after he finds One Piece and travels back in time. The reason Garp tries to stop himself from becoming a pirate is because the time machine requires living sacrifices to activate, so all the strawhat's were killed in the process of him using the time machine. He also visited the void century during his time travels and found out that it was really just pwngoat's adolescent years.
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One piece will end with luffy yelling THIS IS ONE PIECE and chest kicks blackbeard into a bottomless hole
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One Piece will end with Luffy yelling THIS IS ONE PIECE and then headbanging to this
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Law and co will turn up on FI to help out.
Law realizes luffy is far more qualified to be king, and joins the straws as a second division…next nakama -
One piece will end with luffy yelling THIS IS ONE PIECE and chest kicks blackbeard into a bottomless hole
Even better. VVV
One Piece is a time machine, and Garp is really Luffy after he finds One Piece and travels back in time. The reason Garp tries to stop himself from becoming a pirate is because the time machine requires living sacrifices to activate, so all the strawhat's were killed in the process of him using the time machine. He also visited the void century during his time travels and found out that it was really just pwngoat's adolescent years.
Just like Fry, Luffy is his own grandfather.
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Lines is the long-lost son of Akainu.
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Luffy will have a kid named Massimo
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Oda is the leader of the Illuminati.
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! @Gliblord:
! > All right kiddies, listen up. This is what is going to occur in this beloved Japanese children's pirate comic, without fail.A new fodder villain named Chartreusebeard will, after Luffy playfully insults his beard all of once and ignores him thereafter as he continues his zany, fantastic, altogether uplifting journey, come to despise the Straw Hat crew with such unbelievable intensity that he shoots blood from his eyes whenever he hears the letter "D." Soon his entire frontal cortex is replaced with a pulsating endocrine organ of pure hatred, spurring him to set about constructing a time machine for whole years without food or rest just so he could end each SH's life from the very first second they were born. Naturally he succeeds, and the very first thing he does his fry pan baby Chopper, then travel forwards and serve Chopper's venison to the current crew with a savory side of rice and lentils. Chartreusebeard then proceeds to ruin the SHs' lives in the following ways:
*Chartreusebeard scalps tiny Luffy so brutally that he may never wear a straw hat again without enticing the microscopic parasites in the straw to roost and lay eggs directly into his exposed brain. However Luffy loves Shanks so much that he keeps wearing the hat, and soon the straw hat parasites reduce him into a gibbering paraplegic. The Windmill villagers see no other option than to use Luffy's rubber corpse as Woop Slap's hammock.
*Chartreusebeard perfects a cloning method to create dozens of living replicas of Kuina who somehow retain the memories and personality of the original Kuina even after she died, and forces Zoro to watch as he pushes each Kuina down the stairs to her gruesome death. To stop the pain, Zoro holsters his swords… in his eyes.
*Chartreusebeard hands Arlong and his crew a juggernaut war machine powered by a forsaken child, and what do you know, Nami is the ideal candidate! Nami is not only forced to serve Arlong for the rest of her (extremely prolonged) life, it becomes the very reason for her existence as her personality is slowly erased, allowing Nami to feel the existential terror of slowly losing herself.
*Chartreusebeard makes sure Usopp can never be a brave warrior of the sea, by obliterating all the seas. He then staples Yasopp's severed head to Usopp's nose so they can be together forever.
*Chartreusebeard fundamentally alters the very laws of physics so that every gram of food Sanji cooks turns into 7,000 tons of shit. He then alters Sanji's brain chemistry so that he can't breathe unless he's cooking. He tells Sanji this was just so he could call the entire world "All Brown."
*Chartreusebeard leaves Robin's childhood alone. It's fucked up enough.
*Chartreusebeard turns Tom evil and spiteful, so that the Sea Train was now secretly built with the sole purpose of running over Franky and dragging him underwater under the tracks for thousands of miles.
*Chartreusebeard gives current Brook organs. Brook becomes such a hideous abomination that Laboon empties himself of all his internal fluids and becomes a deflated wrinkly sack of skin over bones just to shoot a gout of water out of his blowhole powerful enough to bore a hole into the side of the Red Line and cross, in order to get away from Brook. Brook sobs softly.After all this Chartreusebeard will become the protagonist of Oda's new masterpiece series, Beloved Manga Characters Suffer Fates Far Far Worse Than They Deserve, which will become an absolute hit and the new standard for shounen battle manga.
This, just all of this. Best post in this thread in a while, though I worry for your mental health.
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This, just all of this. Best post in this thread in a while, though I worry for your mental health.
Why thank you kind sir.
Prediction: Luffy will get so high off destroying Fishman Island that he will "accidentally" destroy every island he visits. Soon he commands the crew to reverse the ship and and head back towards Paradise and eventually the Grand Line in order to pay all the islands they'd seen previously a little visit. Luffy finds a pretext to annihilate everybody in every island, but his crew always forgives him because it's just Luffy being Luffy, hyuk hyuk. Luffy's rubber skin will become so soaked with blood that it will have an ever deepening red tinge. Soon Luffy's new obsession will be to paint the multitudinous seas incarnadine, with blood, preferably that of defenseless children. Luffy then convinces Chopper his new dream should be to exacerbate all injuries, as he learned some of his victims survived.
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Giblord, the part about what Chartreusebeard would do to Sanji made my stomach hurt.
Well done good sir, well done.Who exactly is Mumbo?
It's OFFICIAL, UsoppXNami 4ever.
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Lines is the long-lost son of Akainu.
That explains Akainu's rage, he's all locked up in the grand line when his true nemesis has been gin the whole time…wait lines is the guy Gin shot right?
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@Sonic:
Giblord, the part about what Chartreusebeard would do to Sanji made my stomach hurt.
Well done good sir, well done.bows sixteen times
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That explains Akainu's rage, he's all locked up in the grand line when his true nemesis has been gin the whole time…wait lines is the guy Gin shot right?
Yes. Yes indeed.
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When Luffy finally gives Shanks his hat back, Shanks will have forgotten about their promise completely.
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Queen Otohime was the user of the Gomu Gomu fruit before Luffy. This is how she gave birth to Shirahoshi. The only reason she hurts herself when hitting other people is her CoO haki is so strong it creates a feedback loop of CoA haki in her targets thus, in a sense, negating her own powers. She was assasinated by Shanks to get the fruit to respawn. Blackbeard was stationed on Fishman Island, by Whitebeard, as a guardian of sorts. It was at this point he inflicted Shanks' trademark three scar wound while he desperately defended Otohime with whom he was having an affair.
Otohime was pregnant with Blackbeard's child at the time she died. Thankfully the baby survived, as it was half algae (marimo to be specific) mermaid and was almost full grown at the time. After Yonka-Two (who left her 4 sisters to join the Strawhat crew) kills Blackbeard, the unamed half-marimo half-human assassinates Zoro and replaces him unnoticed (despite being about the size of a golf ball). He desperately tried to kill Yonka-Two, but all his attempts failed without anyone even noticing them. When the crew meets Mihawk, the impostor is immediately cut down but not before revealing that, being an androgynous plant, had been pregnant with Sanji's daughter and gave birth the night before.
Shanks' entire reason for being in East Blue was to get the fruit as he knew it would likely reappear near there. Shanks considered killing Luffy, but instead decided to wait because Luffy was just too cute to kill. He gave Luffy the hat to make sure they would meet again. At that time, Shanks plans to either make Luffy his subordiate or kill him; he desperately wants control over the ultimate.
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shirahoshi's Shank's daughter.
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Mermaids poop One Piece.
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Mermaids poop One Piece.
Hm, that's almost as good as the actual thing that hasn't been mentioned yet. Also, thanks for that preview of the new shoot-off series.
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Okay, how about this one: Criminal Brand will stop making those awesome shirts they always make. I will also stop asking for more. -
I think Otohime will survive~~~~
