@CosmicDebris:
Oh gosh, I just had a wierd thought. What if they somehow tried to squeeze Little Garden in by saying "oh, we found this wierd tropical oasis in the desert!" Nah, probably not, but that would be funny.
I was just having the same thought. I think it would be something like….
VIVI: "Don't think little of this garden. It's the only spot in Alabasta that isn't affected by the heat. It's a vacation spot for our people when they want to get away from the dessert."
LUFFY: "Gosh, I didn't think it was possible for such a tropical place like this to exist here."
USOPP: "If it's so popular, why is it pratically desserted?"
VIVI: "Everyone's been scared off by the evil Mr. 3 and Miss April Fool's Day. The only people who have stayed are the two gardeners, Doogie and Boogie.
Dumb, I know.