@Mr.:
High school bathroom graffitos.
Jesus Christ why should I care about your retarded opinion if you wrote it above a toilet seat.
I pride myself on my 'So I herd you liek mudkipz' that I wrote above the third urinal on the first floor bathroom in my skool.
Superman dat ho!
I think that is one fantastic lyric, the best of its kind.
Wadda be you,Wadda be you.
My Girlfreind broke up with me….because im not white.
Breaking up with someone who is not Fully white but is a Different race pisses me off.
A read in a book once that being polite is sign of someone that isn't sure of themselves, and gave relatively large amount of evidence backing it up. For your information, I am a lot more rude in real life then I am on forums. Of course not against all people. Mostly against whites though since, the whites in my school, which is about 97% since I go to an all boys, Christian, prep school and through the years my hate for them has gotten more and more through their racism yielding to dismissive behavior. Also, when I first came on this forum I was actually a very nice guy, but people like Zephos and Cap'n Carter have shown proper forum behavior. I think of them like gurus.
Why the heck are you going to a Christian preparatory school if you hate white people?
And if you're going to worship people on the internet do it in private. Like me
I pride myself on my 'So I herd you liek mudkipz' that I wrote above the third urinal on the first floor bathroom in my skool.
See, it's one thing to write something goofy, but when you draw a confederate flag and write "THESE COLORS NEVER RUN" come on.
They're bleeding as you write because you're drawing them on a poo covered wall.
Comic Sans.
And then people who make out in public, especially at school; ants and tall people.
Alcoholic drinks
@Cap'n:
That reminds me of people who think they can fend off attackers/beat people up because of some fight scenes in anime
Or people who become all "I WILL PROTECT AND FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS"
Wait, wait, wait…..people actually do this?
Whats more scary is that you know people who believe they can summon 100 clones of themselves and pull a rasengan out their ass.
I hate being called a beaner…and people always repeating me now because they think my Accent is funny which I don't mind but I'm tired of all the wetback jokes =P I'm Rican for christ sakes!
I really hate Fall.
Fuck that shit.
Though its Ok at night if you have the right music. Than you can conquer it easily.
But the day….arrrrrrrrrggggghhhhh..
I feel like the Vietcong.
Speaking of bathrooms, I hate it when people pee next to me. It never really bothered me so much when I was a kid, but more so nowadays.
I just hate people doing that. I need my space or something, it feels to crowded or something. If a person is one stall away from me I'm fine, but if there is a guy next to me, or worse two guys next to me, no way. I'll go into the actual stall then.
edit: Oh and reading up, Crank that. God I hate that song.
"OMG LOOK AT ME I CAN DO THE SOUJA BOY DANCE!"
Seriously, no one gives a shit.
_ Originally Posted by mr.allsunday
Nice job jumping on the bandwagon there Aethos, I can only wish I was as cool as you_
Speaking of bathrooms, I hate it when people pee next to me. It never really bothered me so much when I was a kid, but more so nowadays.
I just hate people doing that. I need my space or something, it feels to crowded or something. If a person is one stall away from me I'm fine, but if there is a guy next to me, or worse two guys next to me, no way. I'll go into the actual stall then.
Tell them to stick to the fucking code. That annoys me too.
CAN I LOOK AT YOUR WILLY TOO.
No, fuck off, I'm trying to piss.
THATS A NICE WILLY
FUCK OFF!
If said assailant persists, you are then given the right to bag him and cock slap as hes on the ground.
Tell them to stick to the fucking code. That annoys me too.
CAN I LOOK AT YOUR WILLY TOO.
No, fuck off, I'm trying to piss.
THATS A NICE WILLY
FUCK OFF!
If said assailant persists, you are then given the right to bag him and cock slap as hes on the ground.
oh my god, I hate that too! one time this kid came up to me in school and said "hey, nice meat mike." That kid was a fag
@Impel:
I'm right there with ya.
Fag, faggy, noob, nooblit, fucktard, retard, and pretty much every other insult you'd hear on a fourth-grade playground that others use piss me off. That and using "-orz" like one would use a period.
Where I live fourth graders don't call eachother fucktards.
Fucktards. Wow… :getlost:
@Impel:
I'm right there with ya.
Fag, faggy, noob, nooblit, fucktard, retard, and pretty much every other insult you'd hear on a fourth-grade playground that others use piss me off. That and using "-orz" like one would use a period.
I agree with everything you said.
And I know this is going to sound so typically me, but I've never heard of this Souja Boy Dance before.
Goddamn Counter Strike on my off-days.
Every one of my shots seem to only do 5 damage while my opponent kills me in two hits.
Very irritable…
I know this might seem odd, but Zac (Hey! Answerman) really really PISSES ME OFF. He is an egotistical idiot who thinks he's it because he has one column people go to him for answers to their anime questions and because he constantly goes on about his "years in the anime industry" and how he know more than you.
His cocksucking followers piss me off too.
YES
Anyway, most things for me have already been mentioned.
And I use the word fucktard once in a while in real life, but never, EVER "noob" and related words. Not something I'm particularly proud of.
Now that people bring it up, guys that can't follow the simple rules of urinal ettiquite really piss me off. It's not that hard: take the farthest one down and then take every other one. It seriously angers me when I see some dude using the middle urinal when there's nobody else there, and even more so when I go to follow the rules and Dude Number Two waltzes in and parks his idiot self at the urinal next to me. Even worse are the guys that have to look all around while they pee.
I AM VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT BATHROOM PRIVACY OKAY GUYS
oh my god, I hate that too! one time this kid came up to me in school and said "hey, nice meat mike." That kid was a fag
Imagine finding out the guy showering next to you after gymclass one day is sporting a hardon.
shrugs
My love life, I wrote a peom;
The first girl I took out, wasn’t that great
She hated a group of people, I knew
She defiantly wasn’t my type of mate
Maybe its time that I get some one new?
Dumped me over a movie, that’s just lame
Just so you know, she was not a looker
The Triangle Shaped Girl is now her name
Then I dated a wanna-be hooker!
She had told me what I wanted to hear
I feel in love, and my knees hurt; Oh my
She couldn’t be with me not even here
She couldn’t be with one guy, goodbye
Now that people bring it up, guys that can't follow the simple rules of urinal ettiquite really piss me off. It's not that hard: take the farthest one down and then take every other one. It seriously angers me when I see some dude using the middle urinal when there's nobody else there, and even more so when I go to follow the rules and Dude Number Two waltzes in and parks his idiot self at the urinal next to me. Even worse are the guys that have to look all around while they pee.
I AM VERY PARTICULAR ABOUT BATHROOM PRIVACY OKAY GUYS
Don't forget those tools who try to talk to you.
wow i didnt kno a lot of people get pissed over being next to someone in the washroom…
but i do get pissed off when theres a puddle of urine on the ground...seriously, how hard is it to aim at the stall
earlier in school this year, a "special" kid mad a "mess" in our restroom. I don't want to share the details:getlost:
Speaking of restrooms, here's one that's happened a few times at my college:
-When there's someone in a stall typing on their laptop.
It doesn't actually anger me, it's just kind of surprising. I mean, I don't understand what's so important that they have to use their laptop while in a public restroom. Maybe they just really don't like to lose time.
It's just that it seems like it would be kind of awkward to me, and most public restrooms aren't very clean.
Speaking of restrooms, here's one that's happened a few times at my college:
-When there's someone in a stall typing on their laptop.
It doesn't actually anger me, it's just kind of surprising. I mean, I don't understand what's so important that they have to use their laptop while in a public restroom.
I thought it was pretty obvious.
FAP FAP FAP
-People who hate popular music just because it's popular
Other people's feet touching me
people who interrupt me
flies
my cat
people on Xbox Live
retarded fans
arrogance
Liars
moe
Alright, here's one: people who act like they're incredibly funny for being random. Just retarded random. Like yelling stupid shit in the halls for no reason aside from getting attention. Goddammit that grates me.
@Solar:
Alright, here's one: people who act like they're incredibly funny for being random. Just retarded random. Like yelling stupid shit in the halls for no reason aside from getting attention. Goddammit that grates me.
….........................I'm sorry:sad:
If there's no one there, I take the middle urinal. If someone's there, I take the one next to them. Or really, any urinal I feel like. Some of the younger ones get pissed, but they wouldn't dare talk shit while their meat's out.
Originally Posted by Battle Franky
Bad move, bub!
@Solar:
Alright, here's one: people who act like they're incredibly funny for being random. Just retarded random. Like yelling stupid shit in the halls for no reason aside from getting attention. Goddammit that grates me.
oh yeah, those people annoy me too… Sadly, I have friends that are like that, I just tell them to shut up XD
oh, and people who call themselves metal heads just because they play Guitar Hero... ugh.
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-people who eat with their mouth open and make these nerves grating sloppy sounds everytime they chew
-little kids and babies in commercials, and everything that is supposed to be overly "cute" in general
-these guys who think they're extremely brave rebels or even FIGHTING AGAINST FASCISM because they made a joke about the Pope or insulted a politician (generally from the Right). NEWSFLASH: it's not anticonformism when everybody else does it
-showbusiness people or sportsmen who somehow think they have to give moral lessons to the plebs while these fucking douchebags have no idea what real life is like
-noise (whether it is music, public works, or animals) when I'm trying to sleep. I think it's the only thing that gives me murderous tendencies. Don't fuck with my sleep, it's sacred.
@pirateneko:
oh yeah, those people annoy me too… Sadly, I have friends that are like that, I just tell them to shut up XD
oh, and people who call themselves metal heads just because they play Guitar Hero... ugh.
Oh people who think they can play guitar, just because they are really good at guitar hero… its definatly not the same thing.
Oh people who think they can play guitar, just because they are really good at guitar hero… its definatly not the same thing.
Its definitely not. I can't play guitar at all, but I'm pretty decent at Guitar Hero. In my case, I have small hands so its hard for me to play a real guitar XD My ex husband tried to teach me how to play, since he's so amazing at it, hehe.
*** PlasticStar5 Instagram***
"Real guitars are for old people!"
I do believe the shorter list would be, "what DOESN'T piss you off?"
But seriously? I get pissed off whenever people I consider to be intelligent adults do dumb shit. I'm talking REAL dumb. Like, say, totally disrespect the people they're living with, not take care of their hygiene, etc…
EDIT THE FIRST: Oh, and Black Saw.
-people who eat with their mouth open and make these nerves grating sloppy sounds everytime they chew
OH GOD, AGREED. My roommate does this, and I have to put in earplugs every time because it's so damn disgusting. That is one of my INSTANT dealbreakers for relationships. If you can't eat quietly, get away from me.
People who talk out loud when they read.
-people who eat with their mouth open and make these nerves grating sloppy sounds everytime they chew
Agreed. In my drawing class, I got this middle-aged woman who always, always, has gum in her mouth. And she chews with her mouth open. I used to sit beside her in class, but her chewing was so loud and disgusting sounding, I had to move all the way to the other side of the room. When there are only like one or two other people in the room while she's there, I can still hear it.
That, and my brother, Cesar Ray Giesenslaw, chews with his mouth gaping open, too.
It's the worst when people chew like that while eating pasta or noodles. It just amplifies the nastiness. You can hear it two rooms over.
@Impel:
People who talk out loud when they read.
Oh, have you ever heard those people who read out loud and then try to do it in (what they think are) the characters' voices as well? URGH I WANT TO CUT THEM
Looking back at this thread, I just got reminded of how much the Indie, or Indy, or however the shit that's spelled, crowd pisses me off. I can appreciate it when they like things that are actually good and underappreciated. But liking something just because hardly anyone else has heard of it is a poor excuse for individuality in my book. And it seems that the minute the thing they like becomes popular, they'll hate it like they always have hated it just to look more unique. I don't know if that exclusively applies to this crowd, but I see it a lot.
The stupid Indian Hospital, who waits till I have already driven halfway there (about 50 miles), took off work and rescheduled a test, to call me and tell me they have to reschedule.
Idiots who come in to Petco and start spouting incorrect information thinking they are impressing me.
@Ms:
The stupid Indian Hospital, who waits till I have already driven halfway there (about 50 miles), took off work and rescheduled a test, to call me and tell me they have to reschedule.
Ouch. Are you sick or something? If so, I hope you feel better.
@Ms:
Idiots who come in to Petco and start spouting incorrect information thinking they are impressing me.
:getlost: Ugh, I hate those people, too.
Oh, have you ever heard those people who read out loud and then try to do it in (what they think are) the characters' voices as well? URGH I WANT TO CUT THEM
I do that but only up in my bedroom, If I read silently I time travel, one minute I am on page 24 the next I am on page 30 and I don't know what happened.
I bet if James Earl Jones read out loud on a subway no one would get upset.
Well obviously it's only a problem if you're doing it in public, because that would be kind of obnoxious to everyone in the area, but I've actually done that once or twice in privacy as well.
Okay James Earl Jones is an exception, yes
….........................I'm sorry:sad:
So I now have to apologize for saying the words cunt, fucktard, faggot, and other offensive language such as saying fuckdamn out of consideration if I know someone I'm talking to doesn't like to heard goddamn? =(
One word I know I'm gonna probably get a giant shitstorm for: Women
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Bikini Tops.
What's the point of wearing them anyway? It's not like they cover a lot.
One word I know I'm gonna probably get a giant shitstorm for: Women
Join the Wife Beaters of America. We have sandwiches.
-Ninjas. I know I'm not the only one sick of these things. (and no, it has nothing to do with Naruto)
-Ninjas. I know I'm not the only one sick of these things.
No, you're not the only one.
Back in high school, all I heard about was pirates and ninjas…and pirate-ninjas, also called "pinjas".
Damn, I'm happy to be outta that school.
-Ninjas. I know I'm not the only one sick of these things. (and no, it has nothing to do with Naruto)
Must be the Ninja Turtles.
