Just let it die, Kishi.
Bart Simpson Thread XI: The Movie - The Manga Adaption - The Animation
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Just let it die, Kishi.
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I wanna see what happened to Orochimaru
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He became a stand-in for Sasuke, the deadbeat dad.
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[/hide]BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! OMG!yawn
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This spin-off is probably going to run for about four months. Maybe longer.
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Who's writing it, if we know already?
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Well hey, if its an assistant it has a shot at being good.
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Especially if it manages to be somewhat self contained.
Really, a short story in that universe could be not bad. It's not a terrible universe, after all is said and done.
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Cover for the Sakura novel:
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And the synopsis:
! > …"Another time, OK?" After saying this, the man left on a journey. Time passes after the battle with Toneri Ōtsutsuki, and the season is now spring. As an elite medical ninja in Konohagakure, Sakura has been overcome with hard work as she opens the path to a new kind of medical treatment. Busy but peaceful days. Although she is cheering on her friend's romance, her own feelings remain unspoken... Sakura whispers, "How much longer must I wait...?" Just then, a creeping darkness attacks both Sakura and Konohagakure...! As a medical ninja, she is a woman who conceals her own feelings. Sakura stands up against a new "trial!"
! http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/daily-briefs/2015-03-27/3rd-naruto-epilogue-novel-title-story-cover-unveiled/.86396 -
I doubt Sakura is safe even in her own spin-off.
Anyone thinks Sasuke will save her in the end?
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That sounds like the implication of the synopsis, yes. Sounds like romance is blossoming and Sakura is first in line to be always a bridesmaid but never a bride.
But then Sasuke…!!
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…"Another time, OK?" After saying this, the man left on a journey. Time passes after the battle with Toneri Ōtsutsuki, and the season is now spring. As an elite medical ninja in Konohagakure, Sakura has been overcome with hard work as she opens the path to a new kind of medical treatment. Busy but peaceful days. Although she is cheering on her friend's romance, her own feelings remain unspoken... Sakura whispers, "How much longer must I wait...?" Just then, a creeping darkness attacks both Sakura and Konohagakure...! As a medical ninja, she is a woman who conceals her own feelings. Sakura stands up against a new "trial!"
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takes great sword
plants it in ground, hands on top of pommel
stares into the distance…
Burrito is coming.
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[hide]Obito Uchiha. Real name, no gimmicks
Two kunoichi go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Two kunoichi go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outsideGuess who's back. Back again
Kishi's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back…I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Naruto no more they want Bolt, he's chopped liver
well if you want Bolt, this is what I'll give ya
some brand new eye powers and some Kyuubi Chakra
A Rasengan that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than a
shock when Naruto gets shocked at the hospital by Tsunade when he's not cooperating
when he's rocking the table while she's operating (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
Sasuke's on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Haruno but your husband's negligence is complicating
So the SJE [Shonen Jump Editors] won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on Disney XD but it feels so empty without me
So come on Shino, Tenten or Ino, fuck that,
Maybe some Choji, maybe some Rock Lee, and get ready 'cause they're gonna get beat like a pinata
Ain't no girls allowed
Fuck You Hinata!Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meLittle hellions kids feeling all gloom
embarrassed, their parents still watch Sailor Moon
they start feeling like prisoners, reprieve it,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Believe it!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the pages a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back, Nanananananana
Renew your Shonen Jump subscription and tune in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meA tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
Tite Kubo you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Fairy Tail bastards, and Ohba
you can get stomped by Oda, your comics have less buzz than soda
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody reads Bakuman
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
Togashi made himself a rebel
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Nobuyuki, to write ninja magic so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other shitty manga emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meOoh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte… Dattebayo
Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte... DattebayoBelieve It!
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"Nobody reads death nooote" would've fit better but it's not true. Lol
Thanks for the laugh!
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@Galaxy:
And the synopsis:
As a medical ninja, she is a woman who conceals her own feelings.
Wh-What does that even mean?
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"Nobody reads death nooote" would've fit better but it's not true. Lol
I totally thought the same thing. I mean, I guess its popularity has dwindled a bit, but still.
Thanks for the laugh!
You're welcome
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@Galaxy:
Someone make gifs.
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Nice April Fool's prank :P
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[hide]Obito Uchiha. Real name, no gimmicks
Two kunoichi go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Two kunoichi go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outsideGuess who's back. Back again
Kishi's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back,
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back…I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
see Naruto no more they want Bolt, he's chopped liver
well if you want Bolt, this is what I'll give ya
some brand new eye powers and some Kyuubi Chakra
A Rasengan that'll jumpstart your heart quicker than a
shock when Naruto gets shocked at the hospital by Tsunade when he's not cooperating
when he's rocking the table while she's operating (hey!)
you waited this long now stop debating 'cause I'm back,
Sasuke's on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Haruno but your husband's negligence is complicating
So the SJE [Shonen Jump Editors] won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on Disney XD but it feels so empty without me
So come on Shino, Tenten or Ino, fuck that,
Maybe some Choji, maybe some Rock Lee, and get ready 'cause they're gonna get beat like a pinata
Ain't no girls allowed
Fuck You Hinata!Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meLittle hellions kids feeling all gloom
embarrassed, their parents still watch Sailor Moon
they start feeling like prisoners, reprieve it,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "Believe it!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, polluting the pages a rebel
so just let me revel and bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back, Nanananananana
Renew your Shonen Jump subscription and tune in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meA tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit, that shit.
Tite Kubo you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Fairy Tail bastards, and Ohba
you can get stomped by Oda, your comics have less buzz than soda
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over, nobody reads Bakuman
Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since
Togashi made himself a rebel
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Nobuyuki, to write ninja magic so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other shitty manga emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meNow this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy,
'Cause it feels so empty without meOoh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte… Dattebayo
Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte, Ooh Datte Datte... DattebayoBelieve It!
[/hide]Very nice, but this will always be the best "Without Me" parody:
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A few details regarding the Bolt movie below:
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The 19th issue will also feature a special illustrated poster Kishimoto drew for the film. The tagline on the poster says "Watch me crappy old man!"
The description for Bolt states, "from his facial expression you can tell that he has a mischievous and cheeky personality. He has two whisker lines on each cheek."
The description for Salad states, "Her cold eyes are her special feature. She wears clothes with the Uchiha family crest."
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I just remembered Sasuke and Salad (lol) are the last 2 Uchiha in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if the reason Sasuke left was to "revive" his clan by spreading his Uchiha gene pool.
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@Galaxy:
A few details regarding the Bolt movie below:
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max500x500/cms/news/86653/bolt.jpghttp://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max400x400/cms/news/86653/bolt-1.jpg
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/thumbnails/max400x400/cms/news/86653/salad.jpg
Oh cool, daddy issues.
Wrench. Sounds like some kind of meta-weapon. Throwing a wrench into this and that and stuff.
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This spin-off= Cashgrabbing advertising for the movie. I just hope it will be dead for good after the movie comes out. Who am I kidding, naruto won't ever totally end.
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I just remembered Sasuke and Salad (lol) are the last 2 Uchiha in the world. I wouldn't be surprised if the reason Sasuke left was to "revive" his clan by spreading his Uchiha gene pool.
The whole uchiha clan was wiped out.
But then Sasuke…!!
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Naruto will most likely follow a route similar to DragonBall. In 15 years we will still be getting movies, games, sppin-offs and other stuff.
Like it or not, it creates cash, and while the cash flow is not crash we will have to deal with it. -
Naruto will most likely follow a route similar to DragonBall. In 15 years we will still be getting movies, games, sppin-offs and other stuff.
Like it or not, it creates cash, and while the cash flow is not crash we will have to deal with it.I just hope they revive Jiraiya and Neji in one or more of those movies.
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Oh great Kishi, some say Kishimoto… grant us eyes, grant us eyes
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The new (and most likely final) Opening/Ending set for ye ol' Nardoe Shippuden
http://www.saiyanisland.com/2015/04/naruto-shippuden-opening-17-ending-33-make-debut/
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I don't know, just seeing the panic in Shunsui's eyes when he realized Aizen was going to shoot a load of Kido was enough to save the chapter for me. Kubo is good at drawing panicked expressions.
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Wrong thread Razh.
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Aizen has the ability to be relebvant in any thread.
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I guess the mistake is understandable, considering that they are so indistinguishable at this point in terms of being utterly bad all the same.
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Wrong thread Razh.
Aizen has the ability to be relebvant in any thread.
Lol, not even sure how it happened. Realized my comment is missing in Bleach thread and accidentaly discovered it here.
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Since when you were under the impression that you replied in the Bleach thread?
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You're just minding your business and you see they're making a continuation of Naruto and you think "Oh jeez here we go" and then you realize can't tell if the Naruto and Bleach threads are merged or not and then wham the insanity.
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Anyone read the new Naruto chapter? I mean Bleach chapter..
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The new (and most likely final) Opening/Ending set for ye ol' Nardoe Shippuden
http://www.saiyanisland.com/2015/04/naruto-shippuden-opening-17-ending-33-make-debut/
if that's the final one it's severely lacking Kaguya, Naruto vs Sasuke, and post fight footage.
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I'm glad the new ending still has smiling Madara Uchiha, such a perfectly innocent and joyous smile.
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Maybe the anime will grace us and refuse to even animate the whole Kaguya/Black Zetsu bullshit
Either that or make filler episodes against them until next year
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It's weird coming here and not seeing the unified Narutobleach thread at the top of the first page.
Seriously.
Also, I might be forgetting something, but what the snake happened to Orochimaru amidst all that shipping at the end? Where did he go?
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Also, I might be forgetting something, but what the snake happened to Orochimaru amidst all that shipping at the end? Where did he go?
Word of God says he dies because of too much experiments he did on himself.
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Wha - wha?
Orochimaru came back to do absolutely nothing other than shilling Sasuke and then died offscreen.
And we learn that through authors notes to boot!
Even after it's finished…this manga...I swear to god.
Naruto finds a way.
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Word of God says he dies because of too much experiments he did on himself.
Do you have a legitimate source?