-Juvia is mortally wounded, but then comes back litterally the next chapter
-Natsu becomes/awakens END
-Makarov sacrifices his life to defeat a bunch of mooks. Surprisingly, he's still dead 20-ish chapters latter
-Gray and Natsu have their fight until Erza stops them with friendship
-Natsu removes END from himself by… accepting that he's human? It's really vauge and dumb.
-Lacarde of the spriggan 12 has anti-non-virgin orgasm magic. I'm not joking, that's 100% true.
-Eileen/Irene/whatever-her-name-is, is Erza's mom, and invented Dragonslayer magic a long long time ago.
-August is actually Zeref and Mavis's son.
Bolded almost intrigues me enough to read, since in Shonen I naturally assume everyone who doesn't have a kid is a virgin, but after getting off of Mashima's wild ride I don't want to risk dipping back into it. Everything else listed is just eh. I'm surprised Makarov finally croaked after dancing around it for like 5 arcs
August is actually Zeref and Mavis's son