Potty training? Fuck that, learn to stab someone in the throat kids
Naruto and Bleach IV- Sexy time
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Just read the latest chapters.
Naruto - We know that Karin is an Uzumaki (I still loathe this), but why did she not use this power before. It would have helped previously when she was getting stabbed. Also, if every Uzumaki has this power then why does Naruto not have it, while Obito and Madara have it even though they are not Uzumaki at all. This shit makes no sense. Also, biting yourself should not heal Karin.
The scene with the medical ninjutsu was good but did that scene need to be there. Kushina was able to not only survive but even have strength to stop Kyuubi from harming Naruto after her Bijuu was extracted all this after giving birth to a child. Yet Naruto is close to death and his heart has stopped, even though we know that Uzumaki can survive the extraction of Bijuu. Pathetic try to create some shit drama that fails at every level. Kishi could have used this scene on Bee, but pfft who cares about him.
And the one positive was that Kishi did not waste an entire chapter on Madara evolving into sage Madara.
Bleach - Rukia's power makes no sense, is idiotic and stupid and kinda contradicts her previous explanation, but then that the usual bs about bleach so not too bothered by it.
On the other hand, the philosophical bs spouted about 'fear' did. That one is surely going to the table of holy knowledge written by Lord Kubo.
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Well. As far as Naruto goes. He probably takes too much after his father, hence him being blonde when the trademark of the clan is redheads. Also because of plot holes…He might actually have to learn that technique to do it. As stupid as it is for Karin to be an Uzimaki, it's possibly not a instinctual ability.
I'm still waiting to hear Gaara be referred to as an distant family member too lol.
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Maybe only women can do those chains. Putting men in chains for the rest of their life is what they do best.
Or maybe Naruto is just that retarded. Let's face it, the guy learned two jutsu in his whole life. I think if he learned how to use chakra chains, he would either forget Kagebunshin or Rasengan.
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Not sure if this has been posted yet
http://www.mangapanda.com/naruto/664/3! A wild Lee appears
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I-I-Is she relevant?
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I'm here for Tenten using the Rikudo or whatever ninja tools. If she dies in the process I really couldn't care less because she'll finally get that spotlight. :D :D :D
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I liked this chapter because Kishi hasn't forgotten about Team Guy
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I'm here for Tenten using the Rikudo or whatever ninja tools. If she dies in the process I really couldn't care less because she'll finally get that spotlight. :D :D :D
Remember the time she tried to use that fan thing? LOL
Anyway, is Kishi trying to replicate the Rock Lee spinoff? Yeah, nice try buddy. Also nice of you to use Neji's death for comedic fodder.
And after 50 some-odd chapters, he finally remembered what's-her-face who was sucked into the gourd.
Also LOL at the implication that Orochimaru is still trying to steal Sasuke's body.
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Eh, decided to read the chapter early this week and why not? Glad to see that Neji's death is kind of a thing to laugh at now apparently? That was a strange frame
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Shadow clones, rasengan, and rasenshuriken. Does Naruto, the titular character of the series, our main protagonist, seriously only know 3 jutsus? Sage mode and nine-tails mode don't count as jutsus, because by that logic when ever goku turned super-sayin then he was using a new technique. Correct me if I'm wrong, somebody please.
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Guise. Guise. Hey GUISE! 1010 is relevant guise. Srsly guise.
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Remember the time she tried to use that fan thing? LOL
Yes and I loved it. But that was then, and now it is Tenten's time to shine (again)!
Watch her be the one to defeat Madara in the end. :ninja:
Are we getting Bleach this week as well or is it on a break like OP?
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Shadow clones, rasengan, and rasenshuriken. Does Naruto, the titular character of the series, our main protagonist, seriously only know 3 jutsus? Sage mode and nine-tails mode don't count as jutsus, because by that logic when ever goku turned super-sayin then he was using a new technique. Correct me if I'm wrong, somebody please.
He only knows two jutsus, not three.
Rasenshuriken is just a variant on rasengan.
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http://www.mangapanda.com/bleach/568/3 That was so predictable
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@RobbyBevard:
He only knows two jutsus, not three.
Rasenshuriken is just a variant on rasengan.
He knows the summoning Jutsu and sexy jutsu too. Everything else is a bunshin or rasengan variation, unless you count Senjutsu as a separate jutsu in itself.
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Whoever predicted that Byakuya would come in and save the day exactly as shown in this chapter, I applaud you, yet hate you for being right.
Ugh.
Naruto wins for Tenten this week but Magi shits on everyone cough.
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@RobbyBevard:
Nope. He's forgotten how to do both of those.
When was the last time he even used sexy jutsu?
Though it would be kind of amusing if that was the technique that beat ultimate god mode Madara.
He summoned Gamakichi… a year ago or something. (yeah, that happened in June I think) And as for the sexy jutsu, I guess he doesn't need it since the whole ninja world worships him.
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And, to absolutely no one's surprise, As Nodt isn't defeated yet.
To be honest though, I was kinda digging his deisgn throughout this chapter (though what the hell was he talking about when Rukia closed her eyes? Are those memories part of his power or is he saying bad memories just come back when you close your eyes in general?)
But then Byakuaya had to show up because of course Rukia can't have a win to herself anymore.
Goddammit Kubo.
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@RobbyBevard:
He only knows two jutsus, not three.
Rasenshuriken is just a variant on rasengan.
Is still that jutsu that he used against Zabuza, what was it named … Kaomiri?
Edited: It seems that Naruto knows 5 jutsus: The art of Making into other thing(Kaomiri), Shadow clone(Sexy no jutsu is Shadow clone + Kaomiri), Summoning technique, Rasengan, Sage mode(I believe that is a jutsu, he had to train for weeks, and jiraya trained his entire life and couldn't do it).
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This was not only predictable and boring, and let's not forget the eyes thing and Byakuya matchup make it similar to that other time Rukia was beaten by an eye-powered guy from the enemy force.
But the most annoying part is that even though the last fight Rukia had, the first one in several years, was two years ago where she was the only Shinigami to outright lose to one of the Fullbringers, Rukia is not allowed to win even a single fight now, despite training and despite the fact that Renji actually was. Because God forbid Rukia not have to be bailed out at all times, be it Byakuya or Ichigo who is then bailed out by Kenpachi and Byakuya.
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Bleach, bleach, bleach … What I'm gonna do with you.
So not only her molecules are stopped and moving, but now nerves aren't cells.
And all over again, the same cliffhangers and the same turn based fights. :(, I don't really know why I read bleach, :(.
And did Byakuya just broke an illusion inside Rukia mind? Or did As Nodt sent a ton of eyes over the place, even when he said it wasn't needed given that she already had looked at him?
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is that a fez byakuya is wearing?
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And did Byakuya just broke an illusion inside Rukia mind? Or did As Nodt sent a ton of eyes over the place, even when he said it was needed given that she already had looked at him?
I think it was supposed to be a sort of figurative fear-illusion breaking…. thing.... like, rukia realizes she actually has nothing to fear because Nii-Sama is here. Or something like that.
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Even i am appalled by how predictable this Bleach chapter was.
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do you have any idea on who's the guy standing near to Sasuke? Should be someone we haven't seen yet, because Karin doesn't recognize him
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Naruto:
I am so fucking tired of this arc. So many predictable twists and plot delays.
We'll probably have to wait another five chapters to see Naruto and Sasuke get rejuvenated and receive their obligatory powerups.Madara has already overstayed his welcome.
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Sooo, I'm only here to remind you all that this whole fight in Naruto, the fight that we've been reading for YEARS now, takes place in one night. It is still the same night. Forever. Eternal Mind of The Spotless Bullshit no Jutsu.
And Bleach… Bleach was so bad I don't even want to talk about the freezing temperature and how apparently it doesn't work on your brain, I'll just wait for THE Daz to talk about it.
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@'ko:
do you have any idea on who's the guy standing near to Sasuke? Should be someone we haven't seen yet, because Karin doesn't recognize him
Sasuke's Father? :ninja: Why not in Naruto everything can happen :P.
Probably a Zetsu prepared to take one of Sasuke eyes. Why didn't Madara did that himself? Nobody knows.
Naruto wasn't that bad, given that we had some focus to Guy sensei, Lee and TENTEN. She got screen-time! O_O. Even though it was stupid their interactions and the comical stuff is totally out of place, the Neji thing, but at least it seems that is made by Kishimoto assistance and not himself, given that it seems just like the true Naruto, but in the false Naruto.
The kyuubi in Black Zetsu, Oh MY GOD, we will have to wait 1 or more chapters, probably more, to get Naruto the other half of the kyuubi.
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is it just me or is the art in naruto shit?
and obito was right minato cant protect anyone lol
theres still the gedo arm and sakura to sacrifice mwahaha.
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@Aru:
Sooo, I'm only here to remind you all that this whole fight in Naruto, the fight that we've been reading for YEARS now, takes place in one night. It is still the same night. Forever. Eternal Mind of The Spotless Bullshit no Jutsu.
And Bleach… Bleach was so bad I don't even want to talk about the freezing temperature and how apparently it doesn't work on your brain, I'll just wait for THE Daz to talk about it.
don't you know? The Brain doesn't have cells!
If this Naruto arc was well made I wouldn't care if it was only in one night. Take for example One Piece and Marineford, if instead of a fast paced arc if we had a lot of the fights fleshed out in one, two maybe even three chapters, it would be cool(if well made of course) it would only happen in a morning(or was afternoon?), it would be great and it would take years and years. Possible the Last great war in One Piece will be like that, and if Oda keeps making high quality stuff like always it will be epic.
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Is still that jutsu that he used against Zabuza, what was it named … Kaomiri?
Edited: It seems that Naruto knows 5 jutsus: The art of Making into other thing(Kaomiri), Shadow clone(Sexy no jutsu is Shadow clone + Kaomiri), Summoning technique, Rasengan, Sage mode(I believe that is a jutsu, he had to train for weeks, and jiraya trained his entire life and couldn't do it).
Oh okay so he knows at least four because you're going to have to explain to me how sage mode can count as a jutsu. That's like saying, and sorry for using it again, that super-sayin is a technique that Son learned.
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Oh okay so he knows at least four because you're going to have to explain to me how sage mode can count as a jutsu. That's like saying, and sorry for using it again, that super-sayin is a technique that Son learned.
Sage mode is more like Kaio-ken than Super-sayian, really. I'm defending Naruto, NOOOOOOOOOooooo :P.
In sage mode Naruto can enhance is attacks using nature power, increasing his reach and detecting stuff that happens(like mantra from One Piece). It enhances all of his others skills(strength, speed, …) too and it takes chakra(it was chakra?) with time. -
on the last page madara has a boner…
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So, if we're talking stupid, let's talk about one thing that I STILL get angry about in Naruto.
Okay, maybe two things.
One - Kishi changed the character we liked long ago. We liked Naruto for the underdog story of a guy who knows ONE extremely powerful jutsu, and his struggle to be great was interesting. But when he became great about half-way into the series? Everything stopped being interesting.
Two - and that's the thing I can't stand. In the FIRST chapter Naruto steals the scroll with these awesome techniques that Hokage himself was protecting and there were forbidden jutsus there. And Naruto learns only one, and it was this huge thing that even Kakashi commented on. So, Kishi, please explain to me - WHY did you never pick up this plot point? Why never explain to us what other techniques were there? Why suddenly Naruto's Shadow Clone jutsu is cheap and everyone can use it? You have this PERFECT plot thread to potentially show us more forbidden jutsus and instead you forgot about it and somehow quietly made Shadow Clone jutsu a normal thing…?
Why?
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Ok. So it's more like kaio-ken. I can get behind that, but dosen't super sayin techniacally do the same things that kaio-ken does? Increase strength and other senses, leap in overall power and abilities just without the draw back of the whole draining your stamina? In the world of dbz, up to that point before the namek saga, you could consider it a technuiqe, but then here comes super-sayin like a god send and suddenly Son has about over a hundred times the power of kaio-ken without all of the draw backs to it. You totally forget kaio-ken even exists after that because it's never mentioned again. The point I'm making here is that considering the things sage mode dose, because I do remeber him actually learning fighting techniques at one point while in sage mode, dose sage mode count as a jutsu?
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Naruto - It was absolute crap. Do these sage's tool things just randomly pop out or what. The worse part is probably that they will in some way be an important plot point in the future used in some way to defeat Madara, but they are poorly explained, randomly introduced and don't have to be there in the first place. Did Madara really have to spit those out, and then just leave them lying around where any random schmuck could find them.
This whole thing is so stupid and boring. Just end this crap already.
Bleach - Predictable to a t. He could have probably given Rukia a bankai and let her deal with the enemy herself, but then we can't have something even remotely interesting now can we ?? Not in Kubo's bleach.
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I don't really get angry with this, but is strange how a fundamental thing like this isn't in Naruto and nobody cares.
One - Who are/were Naruto guardians? One of the main, if not the main, emotional plot in the series is Naruto childhood, how he was always alone and everybody hated him. But then how and where did he grew up? Even in Naruto one shot he had a guardian.
Two - Why did Obito/Akatsuki waited 13 years to try taking Naruto Kyuubi? Why did Obito/Akatsuki waited 2 more years to try taking it, in the end of the first half?
Three - How did Akatsuki didn't have manpower to attack konoha if Pain alone destroyed it?
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@Ace:
Naruto - It was absolute crap. Do these sage's tool things just randomly pop out or what. The worse part is probably that they will in some way be an important plot point in the future used in some way to defeat Madara, but they are poorly explained, randomly introduced and don't have to be there in the first place. Did Madara really have to spit those out, and then just leave them lying around where any random schmuck could find them.
This whole thing is so stupid and boring. Just end this crap already.
Bleach - Predictable to a t. He could have probably given Rukia a bankai and let her deal with the enemy herself, but then we can't have something even remotely interesting now can we ?? Not in Kubo's bleach.
The sage's tool were a plot hole in the past. So now they make sense(not the first plot hole). They were the tools used to make the Juubi without Naruto's Kyuubi chakra. It was the weapons those two brothers(were they brothers?) that had the kyuubi chakra used.
If Tenten gonna use them, then she will beat Madara by making him say his most frequent word! In the end Tenten was a Red herring, it seemed she was useless and unimportant, but she is the most important character in all the series. The Kunouchi that defeated Madara.
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If Tenten gonna use them, then she will beat Madara by making him say his most frequent word! In the end Tenten was a Red herring, it seemed she was useless and unimportant, but she is the most important character in all the series. The Kunouchi that defeated Madara.
Erm… I think he meant that the tools appearing suddenly out of nowhere was a plot-hole. Or a deus ex machina. I mean, we forget about them for such a long time and SUDDENLY Madara throws them out of his mouth? I know they were used to give the Nine Tails chakra, but giving them to your enemy just like it's nothing is a huge hole in any logic, even the one in Naruto world.
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In all honesty I kind of liked the fact that Kishi remembered that there are other characters than Naruto and Sasuke but even then he still managed to make their scene completely laughable and senseless.
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At least Naruto knows, or at least performed, more techniques than Ichigo. Throughout all of Bleach Ichigo has only done ONE technique, two if you count Mugetsu. I've been hoping for so many years Ichigo will learn a new move, but nope!
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@Aru:
Erm… I think he meant that the tools appearing suddenly out of nowhere was a plot-hole. Or a deus ex machina. I mean, we forget about them for such a long time and SUDDENLY Madara throws them out of his mouth? I know they were used to give the Nine Tails chakra, but giving them to your enemy just like it's nothing is a huge hole in any logic, even the one in Naruto world.
Not in Bleach Logic!
Yep, is pretty stupid and he was heavy because of them? And they doesn't matter? Well, if is for Tenten to shine and to resolve this arc I will accept any plot-hole or any illogical thing. He just powering up Madara time and time again. This is the Freeza formula used at its worse.
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At least Naruto knows, or at least performed, more techniques than Ichigo. Throughout all of Bleach Ichigo has only done ONE technique, two if you count Mugetsu. I've been hoping for so many years Ichigo will learn a new move, but nope!
Well if his fight choreographies were good it wasn't that much of a problem. I still remember Soul Society, he didn't new any technique(or was he already using Getsuga Teshou? I don't really remember) and it was quite enjoyable.
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Chapter 568: As Nodt uses Vollstandighe explains his new power and one-shot As Nodt
Chapter 569: Rukia overpowered, a mysterious foot appears
Chapter 570: It's Byakuya,
And all this happens without Rukia using Bankai, so that we could wonder "If Rukia had used her Bankai, could she have beaten As Nodt?"We are making good progress! Kubo seems to rush this; is it because even he doesn't care about Rukia in the slightest?
Oh well, we still have one thing left:BONUS ROUND
Guess the TRAGICK backstory of As Nödt!
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I am eagerly anticipating the Applied Logic article about Rukia and how she fell from her Soul Society arc character to being just another Yamcha practically on Renji's level.
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Well if his fight choreographies were good it wasn't that much of a problem. I still remember Soul Society, he didn't new any technique(or was he already using Getsuga Teshou? I don't really remember) and it was quite enjoyable.
I think it was in SS when he learned the move. But throughout the Arrancar, Espada, and the Aizen arcs he learned nothing else. Just the same Getsuga Tenshou but with more power
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We are making good progress! Kubo seems to rush this right; is it because even he doesn't care about Rukia in the slightest?
Oh well, we still have one thing left:Actually I'm not against this happening. We've seen like one other back story for the Stern Ritter (the fake Juha), and I'm getting tired of seeing fights against people in which I've yet to be truly invested. At least the Espada were interesting (sans Zommari. I always forget about him).
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Minato for worst dad. Can't even save his son in his most critical state lol.
Well… same old same old.
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I always complain how Bleach doesn't have much swordfighting choreography.
