@Cyan:
Remember kids, be a condescending douchebag and stab your friends every day.
Do so and Buddha will reward you with your very own useless, huge-titted airhead.
@Cyan:
Remember kids, be a condescending douchebag and stab your friends every day.
Do so and Buddha will reward you with your very own useless, huge-titted airhead.
Now with Naruto's oneshot out of the way,I'll be going back to awesome:
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To bad that naruto movie chapter was a one off it was funny as hell best naruto chapter of the year
Now there's a 10 tailed beast? The hell…...
In the MOON. (Or it IS the moon. its confusing on that point.)
We found that out over two years ago when this stupid war started.
Not really that funny.Rukia's melting face was multiple times more funny than that.
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@RobbyBevard:
In the MOON. (Or it IS the moon. its confusing on that point.)
We found that out over two years ago when this stupid war started.
But if he is in the moon,then how is he being revived over here?
@RobbyBevard:
In the MOON. (Or it IS the moon. its confusing on that point.)
We found that out over two years ago when this stupid war started.
….Ah, I had blocked that stupid moon plotpoint out a while ago.
Not really that funny.Rukia's melting face was multiple times more funny than that.
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But if he is in the moon,then how is he being revived over here?
Same way a giant city sized monster beast is contained in the belly of a baby. Magic chakra transfer
Mewten is also all nine of the other tailed beasts. Somehow.
Which aren't actually inside of their hosts. Except they are.
I like how Akatsuki didn't need to go to the trouble of killing the other seven hosts.
@RobbyBevard:
Same way a giant city sized monster beast is contained in the belly of a baby. Magic chakra transfer
Mewten is also all nine of the other tailed beasts. Somehow.
Which aren't actually inside of their hosts. Except they are.
Or how Orochimaru is in this Genjutsu realm,but also in every cursed seal out there.
Or how Minato and Kushina are also imprinted inside Naruto for a brief chit-chat.
…this manga is stupid.
The prequel chapter for the movie was actually pretty good…
That was pretty good. I would not be surprised if Kishi is putting Lee so much because of Springtime of youth.
The one-shot chapter was good. It actually made me laugh a couple of times.
And wow, Neji…peeping on Hinata like that. XDDD
@Cyan:
I like how Akatsuki didn't need to go to the trouble of killing the other seven hosts.
This.
Its been bugging me for a while, if all tobi/obito/whatever needed was a part of the chakra, why go through all the trouble till now ?? He admitted in this chapter, that he does not need a perfect ten-tail, so why this much trouble of capturing them, and then spending days on sealing it ?? When I brought this point before, the naruto fans always used the 'he needs the perfect Juubi' excuse . Now thats invalid as well.
This is a plot-hole imo.
@Ace:
This.
Its been bugging me for a while, if all tobi/obito/whatever needed was a part of the chakra, why go through all the trouble till now ?? He admitted in this chapter, that he does not need a perfect ten-tail, so why this much trouble of capturing them, and then spending days on sealing it ?? When I brought this point before, the naruto fans always used the 'he needs the perfect Juubi' excuse . Now thats invalid as well.
This is a plot-hole imo.
Well, I can't say it makes sense, but I imagine he was still trying to make the 10 tails as strong as he could. So capturing the first 7 was difficult, it was insurance that the 10 tails would be at a good strength.
http://i10.mangareader.net/road-to-naruto-the-movie/1/road-to-naruto-the-movie-3461969.jpg
So Naruto thinks about Sasuke while bathing.Why of course!
Funniest scene of the chapter for me, just because Kishi just can't fucking help himself from doing it.
Of course the peeping scenes has to follow. It's Kishi's way of reassuring his fans, saying "absolutely no homo undertones in my manga folks, you can clearly see that Naruto is a straight man."
And wow, Neji…peeping on Hinata like that. XDDD
He was just looking out for her, like the caring cousin that he is… :ninja:
I found it odd how Tenten also jumped on Lee over the peeping misunderstanding, especially since she should've been the first to believe his story. Ino addressing Lee by his full name was also pretty odd. That aside, it was an enjoyable side-chapter, which is more than I can say for the main story…
It also demonstrate the kind of stuff that Naruto and Sasuke never did together :ninja:
Guys,I hear you had a Kenshiro shrine going on in one of the old Naruto threads.Which one was it?
Naruto: Boring tedious chapter that repeated a bunch of stuff we already know. Also, it reminded me of some plotholes. Like how exactly does creating a war with the five nations make it easier for him to capture the 8 and 9 tails? God, at this point his world domination plans are on the same level as Emory and Oglethorpe.
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Also: "You don't remember faces, so what point is there in telling you?"
What the friggin' hell does that mean?!
Naruto movie tie-in: Meh. Art was shitty and he gave us a cliched bath house story, all for the sake of, I believe, reminding us of the personalities of the Konoha 11. Oh, and thank you for drawing the most unsexy female bathing scene ever, Kishi.
Bleach: Also meh. Pretty standard chapter, albeit with some really humorous attempts at gruesome imagery (Junji Ito you ain't, Kubo). Oh, and….
"Well, I don't think you're intelligent enough to be able to lure all his powers out."
Oh, but Renji is intelligent enough to analyze and figure out what his ability is? Great logic there, Byakuya.
Naruto: Boring tedious chapter that repeated a bunch of stuff we already know. Also, it reminded me of some plotholes. Like how exactly does creating a war with the five nations make it easier for him to capture the 8 and 9 tails? God, at this point his world domination plans are on the same level as Emory and Oglethorpe.
Yea, it would of made more sense for him to just capture each of them in secret to avoid trouble…with his secret organization that kind of fell apart. Also what was the point exactly of acting like an idiot as Tobi? It seemed like half the akatsuki members knew his real identity already.
Bleh, anyone think Kishi is going to pull a dragonball and have Naruto destroy the moon to prevent Tobi from doing the genjutsu thing?
Also: "You don't remember faces, so what point is there in telling you?"
What the friggin' hell does that mean?!
Gai didn't remember Kisame. That's what he was referring to.
Oh, and thank you for drawing the most unsexy female bathing scene ever, Kishi.
Dude, they're like 15.
Bleh, anyone think Kishi is going to pull a dragonball and have Naruto destroy the moon to prevent Tobi from doing the genjutsu thing?
Well apparently the Naruto-verse didn't have a moon like 10 thousand years ago, so why the hell not?
Gai didn't remember Kisame. That's what he was referring to.
Oh yes. How could I have possibly forgotten that pivotal character defining moment that was so important to the plot. Besides, just because he forgot one guy's face doesn't mean he forgets everyone's.
Dude, they're like 15.
Oh right, sorry. I guess if I were 17 that would make it okay. Let me rephrase that:
Thank you for drawing the most unflattering female bathing scene ever, Kishi.
I dunno, forgetting a face like Kisame's takes some serious forgetfulness.
I dunno, forgetting a face like Kisame's takes some serious forgetfulness.
Could I actually get the scene where this happened, please? Was Tobi even around for it?
It came up again when Gai and Kisame fought for the second time. Kisame was grilling Gai, and by God he couldn't remember Kisame.
Clearly that scroll that Kisame sent to Tobi was his secret diary.
Jun 15th, XX00- "Got kicked by a freak in green spandex with thick eyebrows and a bowl haircut."
Jul 20th, XX02- "Met up with the freak from two years ago and he didn't remember who I was. :("
Sept 5th, XX02- "I swear, it's like wherever I go, this eyebrow freak is there and he still doesn't remember me! >_<"
Sept 5th, XX02- "Last entry. I'm about to commit suicide by feeding myself to my sharks. You better at least remember me for this, asshole!"
Looking back, suicide by shark seems rather masochistic
Well, Kisame was an OG from the Mist…
@Naruto:
http://www.mangareader.net/road-to-naruto-the-movie/1/2
The road to ninja chapter is out.
That was great. This is wanted I've wanted to see probably since the Chunnin Exams. Just everbody hanging out.
I'd have loved the movie chapter if I didn't hate half of the Konoha 11
Hinata humiliated Sakura by simply being there lol
Other than that Kishimoto basically wasted over 30 pages for no other reason than to promote his little movie. Guess 15 pages would've done the job as well but then there wouldn't be enough panel space for awkward crotch jokes and Sasuke.
I like being reminded that Sakura is inferior in every facet of life.
Sakura: 0-8 against ranked opponents, 0-11 against other women's breasts.
No, he's literally invencible. A recent novel explained that part of his Shikai's power is to make his reiatsu equal to that of the opponent, no matter how powerful it is. It also grants him the ability to shrug off hax abilities like Baraggan's Respira (the one that rots flesh) and Aporro's Organ-crushing Voodoo Crap.
What novel is this? I pretty sure he can't even use his shikai, he doesn't know his sword's name. He tried to talk to it during/after his fight with Ichigo.
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I always thought the "Naruto/Sasuke pairing" was just a hater thing but… uh thinking about another dude in the bathroom and wondering what he is doing definitely not what "just friends" do. Either Kishi is going along with the joke or Naruto is gay for Sasuke (and Kishi intended it all along. it's like Sensui and that creepy demon in Chapter Black Saga shudders)
Wasn't Kenpahi's sword perma-Shikai?
I actually enjoyed the movie chapter. Thats the sort of thing that should have been happening in the series ALL THE TIME between arcs. Or during them, even. Characters bonding and hanging out and… acknowledging there are other characters even.
Pretty pointless and random here and now, but... thats the sort of thing the series really needed all along. (And that Negima excelled in before its terrible ending.)
Naruto is gay for Sasuke
Still the only on-camera kiss in the entire series after hundreds of chapters.
Neji even called Naruto out for having "suspicious thoughts".
What novel is this? I pretty sure he can't even use his shikai, he doesn't know his sword's name. He tried to talk to it during/after his fight with Ichigo.
His sword is always Shikai mode (like Ichigo). It's Bankai that he doesn't have access to (because he doesn't know the name of his sword).
"Before the movie, Tobi schemes in the dark."
Was I the only one who imagined the characters going out to a drive-in theatre, while Tobi schemed tailpipe pranks?
Thanks for letting me know that Shino has bugs crawling around his penis, Kishimoto.
You know what's bullshit, how is Kenpachi's sword even at shikai if he doesn't know its name
Lest we forget, Ichigo only unleashed his sword's shikai when he learned Zangetsu's name
The movie chapter was actually enjoyable. I haven't been emotionally invested in a Naruto chapter for years.
@Gliblord: If I'm recalling correctly, Ichigo perfected his Shikai by learning Zangetsu's name. I'm pretty sure the huge sword he was lugging around before was still his Shikai, just in a basic form, since his spiritual pressure was apparently too high to keep the sword sealed as a regular katana or some shit. Then again, it's been a long time since I watched early Bleach, so I could be mistaken…
You know what's bullshit, how is Kenpachi's sword even at shikai if he doesn't know its name
Lest we forget, Ichigo only unleashed his sword's shikai when he learned Zangetsu's name
Plot twist: Kenpachi never learned his sword's name because he accidentally took Yachiru's sword and no one has ever bothered to tell him.
I'm still hung up over this little piece of info that I missed:
@King:
No, he's literally invencible. A recent novel explained that part of his Shikai's power is to make his reiatsu equal to that of the opponent, no matter how powerful it is. It also grants him the ability to shrug off hax abilities like Baraggan's Respira (the one that rots flesh) and Aporro's Organ-crushing Voodoo Crap.
….Oh come on, this is exactly I didn't want with Kenpachi; a completely broken ability, like Aizen…...why did the one thing in Bleach I loved had to be ruined?
No, he's literally invencible. A recent novel explained that part of his Shikai's power is to make his reiatsu equal to that of the opponent, no matter how powerful it is.
Screw this broken shit.
He didn't mention the best part of the novel.
Aizen was so scared of Kenpachi, that he kidnapped Orohime specifically to draw Kenpachi to Hueco Mondo so he could capture him.
How that makes any sense I don't know.
Isn't there supposed to be another chapter of Naruto this week?