Poor NotBradley he doesn't get a backstory.
Naruto and Bleach: Let's put this thread to bed I
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/5 No Kubo, you have not earned the right to pull this off. This character has barely even been seen, we don't have any idea about her personality , and this kind of a reaction can only work after a prolonged and intense battle.
Not a one hit knockout.
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/7 And you certaintly, certainly have not earned this. You made her kill herself for no apparent reason instead of giving Renji some more character development and screentime ?
What the hell is wrong with you ?!
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/15 Wow, so these people know absolute jack about Shinigami after all. Even though they seemingly knew everything just a couple of chapters ago.
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I find it funny that Yukio called Hitsugaya a brat.
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/16 Exposition
Who says it needs to actualy have a point ?
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/17 Yes because he would in no way have custodianship over my bank account when I'm a minor.
GENIUS !
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http://www.mangareader.net/bleach/466/19 Again, the little shit didn't do anything godly, or even halfway impressive. In a place where the laws of reality can literaly bend to your every will, somehow you manage to find the most ineffectual way to use that power.
He's like a white pre pubescent Zommari, except he's a shota, so I have no reason to even care.
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Poor NotBradley he doesn't get a backstory.
He used to be the Banks' butler until Geoffrey came along.
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I found it hard to feel sorry for these characters, because they really haven't had much screen time or development besides just showing off their powers and then getting defeated.
One of them in like half a chapter, too. It's kinda the same problem as with the new fishmen pirates, except you don't have to feel sorry for the fishmen right now and they have at least some funny quirks.The NFP have had screentime before and got a whole chapter to further present their quirks, plus all of their fights have yet to actualy start.
This is different.
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Of course it is different, I just gave an example. The funny thing is that chapter was hated almost by everyone.
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Both chapters are out at mangastream.
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Of course it is different, I just gave an example. The funny thing is that chapter was hated almost by everyone.
Not really. There were alot of naysayers, but alot of others pointed out that without chapters like that, we'd end up…..with characters pretty much like the Fullbringers.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.
Do you mind some company ?
I need to protect the outside world from the results of my fury.
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Kubo sure knows how to dumb his characters down to the lowest level. "Don't dodge, you scared?"
And does he actually expect us to sympathize with the fullbringers or what? Those random backstories were just lolworthy.
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starts reading Felch
FemChad: Yukio has the power to erase these pocket dimensions, and everyone in them!
And yet, he chooses to trap every shinigami with a fullbringer…
instead of trapping them alone...
...and he traps himself as well...You know,
Theres prideful villains underestimating their opponents, and then theres...fuck
shit
godDAMN this is so dumb i don't even know what it is
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Sun Tzu is crying in his grave right now.
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My god that was hideous.
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@The:
You know,
Theres prideful villains underestimating their opponents, and then theres…fuck
shit
godDAMN this is so dumb i don't even know what it is
Ahahaha, I love you Daz~
KEEP READING
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how come we don't have a jokey boy title?
also very cheesy line to end this chapter too, you are a golden boy. serious. does kishi think he is clever with those?
but wow hard to read naruto, i hate when manga brings in stuff like chemistry or physics, they NEVER make any sense and are WAY WRONG.
btw why HAIL, is hail sweeter tahn snow or why did he choose a warmer temperature to do his thing than having it snow out.
bleach was just all around bad. this looks like two guys who should have been ungodly powerful beat like nothing. your a GOD in your world and yet you lose. you can create ANYTHING, you can trap him in a room that can't be broekn out of of an shrink it. who knows, anything. and yet you make pathetic monsters. then the time guy a few chapters ago. he controls TIME and yet he just makes himself bigger.
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I liked those weird looking monsters that yukio made but the rest of the chapter was garbage. It would of been one thing if kubo gave us hints about the fullbringers backstorys in the begining but having them suddenly show up now is just bad writing.
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I didn't mind Bleach that much this week, I didn't even get irritated, I just feel pretty empty as usual.
Naruto on the other hand, oh god what a mess.
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FemChad: Yukio has the power to erase these pocket dimensions, and everyone in them!
And yet, he chooses to trap every shinigami with a fullbringer…
instead of trapping them alone...
...and he traps himself as well...You know,
Theres prideful villains underestimating their opponents, and then theres...fuck
shit
godDAMN this is so dumb i don't even know what it is
Please elaborate Daz.
Your response is the only joy I can derive from a chapter of Bleach :getlost:
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Renji was also really annoying. If this chivalry hadn't come out of nowhere, maybe it'd be more impactful, but I can't for the life of me remember when he's ever shown that kind of attitude towards women before. though to be fair, I think all his opponents up until now have been men. Ichigo, Byakuya, the Granz brothers, technically Aizen even though he got his ass kicked in .05 seconds…
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lolYukio.
Well, atleast he had enough imagination to come up with those monsters designs.
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FemChad: Yukio has the power to erase these pocket dimensions, and everyone in them!
![](http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i452/Cyanfunk/Jojo Reactions/Banned.gif)
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When Togashi is serious, he equals Oda in art, even if the pages look vastly different.
And when he's not serious he scribbles it out in about 10 seconds.
Or takes a year long hiatus. Repeatedly.
…Or draws nine pages of empty black panels.
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So i thought "Hey, since OP is on break, lets try Naruto this week."
Oh boy.
Mock review for Naruto Chapter 557.
! Naruto Chapter 557
! "Jokey Boy" OR "Robin says fuck you"
! COMMENCING RAGE MODE
! -"the true power of the mizukage…!!"- evidently, is Michael Jackson's face in the sky
- that is a fearful power indeed.
- gaara is looking up at the sky, sweating.
-you should be scared gaara. You are barely 16.
-Fodder ninjas ask stupid question.
-moving on.
-the third panel is confusing. Is that rain?
! oldkage : the water vapor is going up into the skkkyyyyyyyy~!
! -so wait the water droplets in the third panel were going up? WTH Kishimoto, if that's what's happening,
then speedlines go from the bottom of the panel and fade to the top. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
! Fodder ninja : WHAT THE HECK IS HE..?
! -The jokers underachieving brother
! Fodder ninjas : IT GOT SMALLER..!!
! -that's what she said.
! -So then some weird explanation to how This-Is-A-Joke Boy is made
-I seriously have no idea WTF he's saying. Something about oil, water, and exploding.
-Anyway, Rejected-Joker-Concept Boy goes in to the kill.
! -I'd die of laughter over going to be killed by such a retarded looking face.
-he looks like a weird frog.
-Kishimoto has an unhealthy love for frogs.
! -Gaara tries to attack. Fails. Go figure.
! old kage : Its a clone! Find the real body!
! -aaand they do.
-then the retarded joker starts hopping on people. Seriously. He hops on them. Doesn't hurt them. Doesn't
molest them. Not even kill them.
! -WHO THE HELL TOLD ME NARUTO PART 3 WAS GONNA BE AWESOME?!
-Oh wait.
-IT WAS KISHIMOTO.
! -Oh look oldkage's back hurts. Why the hell is this guy a kage? Doesn't the fact that his back hurts every 10
seconds create a huge chance the baddies are actually gonna win this war?
-Maybe ....maybe kishi wants to show us...that you know. With Great power...like being able to de-atomize
people...Comes great responsibility.....Like ...your back hurts from time to time.
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! -Gaara find the mizukage. and throws a bad line.
-I Miss psycho Gaara.
! -JokeFrog boy starts to expand
! Fodder ninja : ITS GETTING BIGGER!
! -i can see that.
! Fodder ninja 2: yeah…just like tsuchikage said...
! -THEN WHY ARE YOU REPEATING IT TO ME?! DAMN FODDER PARROTS!
! oldkage : yes......it's exactly as i said 2 pages ago...
! -MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
! -Back in egypt.
! Fodder ninja: WE CAUGHT THE REAL BODY!
! -i'll take your word for it.
! Fodder ninja : Jokey boy stole the seals!!
! -GOD DAMN IT!
! -so jokey hokey pokey fat boy gets on top of the pyramid.
-mizukages head pops out of the pyramid
! mizukage : Yo...
! -This dear readers, is how Kishimoto trolls most of his fanbase.
! -fodder ninja throws shurikens.
-mizukage hides in the pyramid.
! -WHAT ARE YOU?! A FUCKING MEERKAT?!?!
! -MY GOD
-IT MAKES SENSE
-JOKEY BOY IS PUMBA.
! Mizukage : Damn what a good hiding spot. TROLOLOLOLO~
! oldkage : How do we defeat you?!
! mizukage :.... i don't wanna say. SICK'EM PUMBA!!
! -so mizukage says if they can't even beat him, how are they gonna beat the big boss...who in fact, WILL
NOT TELL THEM HOW THEY CAN BEAT HIM.
! -Good call Timon! First damn thing that made sense so far!
! -So fodders start to run away. Damn. look at their faces. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. Except for this one
guy with white hair that ISNT wearing a bandana. Can you see him? Points if you can. Oh and naruto's long
lost black haired brother. No, not the emotionally challenged and demented brother with weirdly colored eyes.
I mean the other one under the spiky text rectangle with a bandana.
! -then mizukage talks about about eggs.
-Gaara has the same look i have on. Only i have eyebrows.
! -Pumba used explosion.
-explosion occurs.
-Michael jackson appears in the sky.
! -Naruto sees the explosion.
! Naruto : OVER THERE!
! -NO SHIT
! -Back to the battle(?)field.
-hail is falling on sand.
-Oh look! That one white haired guy from the "crowd"!
-and another guy that looks like hes....
-this isn't the time man.
-So gaara is protecting fodder ninjas.
-with Sand boobs.
-ok.
! -REVIEWING THIS IS CAUSING ME GREAT MENTAL STRAIN.
! -back with the kages.
-Oh.
-wow.
-just noticed.
-None of them have eyebrows.
-huh....
-....
-so back to the weirdos.
-mizukage is impressed
-funny. I'm not.
-mizukage continues to say that if gaara doesn't stop his weird Michael Jackson +Joker love child, he won't
win
! -Gaara attacks.
-So does frog joker thing.
! -Now that i think about it it makes sense! He looks like a frog. Thats why Kishimoto got confused and made
him hop everywhere and not kill anyone.
! -frog boy hits gaara
! Mizukage :Your guard timing was messed up by his sudden expansion!
! -stop narrating the fight Timon. That's my job.
! -it turns out that froggy hit a clo-
! Mizukage : Another sand clone ...? So, you calculated for that too...
! -I SAID ITS MY JOB DAMN IT!
! -WTH? did it just turn into a hot air balloon?
-Weird action scene commences.
-Gaaras real body is hiding below.
! Mizukage : Your real body was hiding below !
! -GOD DAMN IT KISHIMOTO! YOU DRAW IT OUT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT DAMN IT!
! -I hope jokey frogger explodes and KILLS THEM ALL.
! -Backtracking though, How in God's name does Gaara even know what Jokey boy is? I mean he was the
one who said its name.
! -Rejected IT concept is gonna explode.
-Gaara covers it in sand.
-And thats a "wow" apparently, because his sand isn't supposed to be fast enough.
-Jokey bastard explodes.
-Jokey bastard turns to gold.
-Jokey bastard turns is now Edward from twilight.
-he sparkles.
! -So gaara stole his dads gold and used it against mizukage.
-And then gives us a chemistry lesson
-Nami's was more fun.
-Does kishimoto know his fans just skip over all this? I guess not.
! Mizukage : You really are a golden egg!
! -My face has the same expression as gaara right about now.
-But my eyes are bleeding.
-and I have eyebrows.
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Renji was also really annoying. If this chivalry hadn't come out of nowhere, maybe it'd be more impactful, but I can't for the life of me remember when he's ever shown that kind of attitude towards women before. though to be fair, I think all his opponents up until now have been men. Ichigo, Byakuya, the Granz brothers, technically Aizen even though he got his ass kicked in .05 seconds…
Yeah that was out of place. If I recall, Ishida is the chivalrous character.
And god the back story hints…Who would care? Is this also a sign these characters will stick around too? I thought that the Shinigami had a bureaucratic system set up. You would think there would be all sorts of rules against even sending Captain class soldiers into a fight to the death against humans they can easily face roll. Couldn't they have at least sent out the people that know how to make ultra barriers and are capable of incapacitating without causing harm? They could have held down the obvious fodder and gone all out against Ginjo.
Naruto was kinda blah. I love Gaara but I don't think that even held my interest for long. Why would you chastise someone for using a clone if they successfully made you fall for attacking it? I don't like the dead Mizukage very much.
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Ha! I'm sorry but I loved these chapters. Bleach was hilarious, I find myself loving the destruction of these characters more and more. They're such arrogant asses! How can I take what happened to Yukio as anything but a joke? I also wonder what's going to happen Riruka, and if the situation Kubo set up was intentional. I imagined she'd be the only character who lived, yet Yukio's power makes that impossible. I actually look forward to seeing how that turns out! Will Riruka live or die, and did Kubo plan this or write himself into a corner? I'm sure it'll be fun either way.
As for Naruto, well, I just like seeing Gaara get a fight, and coming out on top. I'm not sure if the science here works, but hey it's nice seeing the spotlight shared either way. Plus, this delays Sasuke's appearance by another week!
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Ha! I'm sorry but I loved these chapters. Bleach was hilarious, I find myself loving the destruction of these characters more and more. They're such arrogant asses! How can I take what happened to Yukio as anything but a joke? I also wonder what's going to happen Riruka, and if the situation Kubo set up was intentional. I imagined she'd be the only character who lived, yet Yukio's power makes that impossible.
Not really, since he's not in control anymore, and will probably/hopefully get taken out by Hitsugaya pretty soon.
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Bleach is back. BAYM!
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So i thought "Hey, since OP is on break, lets try Naruto this week."
Oh boy.
Mock review for Naruto Chapter 557.
lol I don't even read naruto anymore and I still found this funny.
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The Bleach chapter felt strangely disconnected and was as bad as usual, Naruto was…meh, I simply can't bring myself to care about ANY of the plot points raised in this series nowadays. It seems like it's all just mindless scribbled filler to draw out the inevitable battle between Sasuke and Naruto as well as Tobi/Madara/whoever he really is (prepare for retarded plottwist) against Naruto. I just want both to end
Also, Togashi is a lazy fuck.
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Bleach chapter was hilarious as usual! The dirty boots girl got two WHOLE panels of backstory and Hitsugaya2 something more :o
"I transferred all of my father's money to me and destroyed his company!" Isn't that a little bit difficult to be done by a little kid?
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Naruto was pretty shit, Bleach was even worse.
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The Bleach chapter felt strangely disconnected and was as bad as usual, Naruto was…meh, I simply can't bring myself to care about ANY of the plot points raised in this series nowadays. It seems like it's all just mindless scribbled filler to draw out the inevitable battle between Sasuke and Naruto as well as Tobi/Madara/whoever he really is (prepare for retarded plottwist) against Naruto. I just want both to end
Also, Togashi is a lazy fuck.
I think Naruto's main problem right now is that there just seems no rush at all. No real good story. I mean it basically just feels like we gathered up every ninja in existence for no other reason than to have a huge battle royal.
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Not really, since he's not in control anymore, and will probably/hopefully get taken out by Hitsugaya pretty soon.
Well, that's one way it could go but you never know. Bad writing can be tougher to predict then otherwise writing.
Also, these Bleach fights seem to be what many people suspected the New Fishman Pirate battles would be, expect whereas the NFP are tenacious and durable, Xcution might as well be made of tissue paper. They're too stupid to live, it's like watching a nature documentary where a slow, weak and injured vermin gets eaten by a lion. Expect in this case the vermin cursed out the lion's mom minutes before death.
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Bleach chapter was hilarious as usual! The dirty boots girl got two WHOLE panels of backstory and Hitsugaya2 something more :o
"I transferred all of my father's money to me and destroyed his company!" Isn't that a little bit difficult to be done by a little kid?
Oh dear, he committed suicide. I feel pity for that brat's father :( And the shota war is over.So Yukio is a poor man's Seto Kaiba. A games freak. Had rich father troubles. All he needed was a little brother and he would have matched Kaiba.
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Kaiba woulda put Yukio in his place. Man that kid is annoying lol. He seemed more like Noah.
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Kaiba woulda put Yukio in his place. Man that kid is annoying lol. He seemed more like Noah.
I say they're equaly terrible, except Yukio didn't even get to keep his "coolness" for long.
Oh and I still question what kind of "god-like" things he did in this chapter to warrant that end remark by the editors.
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Well, that's one way it could go but you never know. Bad writing can be tougher to predict then otherwise writing.
Also, these Bleach fights seem to be what many people suspected the New Fishman Pirate battles would be, expect whereas the NFP are tenacious and durable, Xcution might as well be made of tissue paper. They're too stupid to live, it's like watching a nature documentary where a slow, weak and injured vermin gets eaten by a lion. Expect in this case the vermin cursed out the lion's mom minutes before death.
More like writing that is intentionaly not thought out ahead is hard to predict.
I'm still amazed Kubo managed to keep his facade of pretending that nothing that doesn't coincide with the plot as he currently interprets it exists for so long, and that the series hasn't literally colapsed in on itself with the whole plotline and and cast just desolving into one huge puddle of colour-deprived awfulness.
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Yukio is Mokuba gone rogue.
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Yukio is Mokuba gone rogue.
Honestly did he even have a personality in the non 4 kidsa series, outside of getting kidnaped ?
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"Kids can develop incredible abilities when you neglect them!" Oh Kubo, do you not know anything?
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"Kids can develop incredible abilities when you neglect them!" Oh Kubo, do you not know anything?
I don't know Naruto was able to do that shadow clone jutsu because of that.
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I don't know Naruto was able to do that shadow clone jutsu because of that.
No, it's because he stole and somehow read a scroll, memorized and understood it, and was able to summon enough chakra to produce 1000 clones at once.
Plus, it's manga.
Reality is so much harsher, where neglected kids have far less capability of succeeding in life.
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No, it's because he stole and somehow read a scroll, memorized and understood it, and was able to summon enough chakra to produce 1000 clones at once.
Plus, it's manga.
Reality is so much harsher, where neglected kids have far less capability of succeeding in life.
Yeah that and defeating the 3rd hokage in the process. See, incredible abilities right there.
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Yeah that and defeating the 3rd hokage in the process. See, incredible abilities right there.
Masashi Kishimoto also knows nothing about real life.
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Masashi Kishimoto also knows nothing about real life.
Good counter gar sailor moon. I admit defeat.
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Please elaborate Daz.
Your response is the only joy I can derive from a chapter of Bleach :getlost:
At this point I think Kubo could make a villain who was flat out omnipotent, and still screw him over; he has an awful habit of giving his villains incredible abilities, and then absolutely failing at utilizing them. Hell, Yukio basically was omnipotent.
Tousen: My bankai allows me to completely lock down all the senses of my enemy, and attack them at my leisure - but I think I'll just transform into a fly. What? Other people with masks use their hollow powers and releases at the same time? Thats news to me!
Aizen: My shikai gives me total control over the opponents senses, and all they need to do is look at my sword getting released. Screw that, I'm gonna fight you as a butterfly monster! And Bankai you say? Never heard of it.
Bradley: I can cast Doom on people. I decide the time limit myself, it can't be removed, and people don't know it's targetting them. BUT WHO NEEDS THAT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TIME STEROIDS!
Yukio: I can do literally anything, including erasing people in my game world from existence. I'm not going to do that though, my imagination is limited to siccing monsters at people.
Seriously, Yukio himself being in the game is the dumbest thing ever, and it being a "powerup" makes no fucking sense.
New Yukio has complete control of the game world, and is in it.
Old yukio had complete control of the game world, FROM THE OUTSIDEIf he trapped people in there they couldn't do shit and were completely at his mercy, but now DURRRHEY I GUESS I'LL GO INSIDE TO OR IT WON'T BE FAIR
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Daz, your take on Dirty Boot's Dirty Flasback before dying dirtily?
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Apart from the Daz's valid objection that really, why the fuck would Yukio be inside his own death chamber–apart from that, I didn't think it was a terrible chapter. The bit where Renji attempts to save femme Chad was surprisingly cool.
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Kubo underestimates the intelligence of his own audience, in addition to not knowing anything. Or perhaps that's merely a symptom of chronic ignoramusia.