I can totally see this:
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@Alucard:
Believe it or not, Alucard isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home
@Alucard:
Serenity now!
@Alucard:
Vandelay! Say Vandelay Industries!
@Alucard:
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
@Alucard:
This was supposed to be the summer of Alucard!
@Alucard:
TCB, You know: Taking care of business
@Alucard:
You’re killing independent Alucard
@Alucard:
Are you still master of your domain?
@Alucard:
Hoochie mama!
@Alucard:
Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up
@Alucard:
Not that there's anything wrong with that
@Alucard:
You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister
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