Facepalm Worthy Movies
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I haven't seen the Pagemaster in a while but from what I can remember, it was awesome.
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The kid was a really bad actor and I had to watch it every year in elementary school.
That alone was enough to ruin it for me, but Whoopi was amazing. -
The kid was a really bad actor and I had to watch it every year in elementary school.
That alone was enough to ruin it for me, but Whoopi was amazing.You mean a bad voice actor?
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I'm gonna go with "Star Wars: The Christmas Special". It is maybe the most horrible thing ever created by humankind and it is a facepalm from start to finish. I know that George Lucas agrees with me :P
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He kinda lost it later in his career
Well that I don't disagree on
Case and Point Monster Party.
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Absoloutely ANY movie starring either Ben Stiller or Will Ferrel.
Without a doubt the two most unfunny people to ever have existed.
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Absoloutely ANY movie starring either Ben Stiller or Will Ferrel.
Without a doubt the two most unfunny people to ever have existed.Rob Schneider is worse than both of them combined.
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Transformers 2 was so FUCKING bad… it was soo horrible and cliche.
I dont want to see anything related to Transformers ever again in my life.Michael Bay is fucking dick, and Shia LaBeouf is worst actor in movie history.
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I'm gonna go with "Star Wars: The Christmas Special". It is maybe the most horrible thing ever created by humankind and it is a facepalm from start to finish. I know that George Lucas agrees with me :P
Ah yes, when the guy who thought Jar-Jar Binks was a great idea finds it embarrassing, it's got to be really awful, right? Now, I haven't suffered the misfortune of seeing the actual special, but judging from the Nostalgia Critic's review of it… It looked like the shittiest piece of shit ever reviewed by a reviewer who specializes in reviewing shit.
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Eragon. What a huge disappointment.
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@Vegard:
It looked like the shittiest piece of shit ever reviewed by a reviewer who specializes in reviewing shit.
Hilarious wording.
Wait, someone thought Jar Jar Binks was a good idea?
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Ever hear the story about The Giant Claw?
If you haven't, it was a science fiction film made back in 1957 about a giant bird that threatens the world with it's giant birdish ways. Now, the special effects were done well after the sequences with the actors were filmed so the people onscreen had no idea what the creature in question looked like. So during the film, there were a lot of sequences where an actor resorted to describing the Giant Claw as "a bird as big as a battleship." You probably hear that exact phrase said a dozen times or more in the time and almost always with the same delivery to boot regardless of which actor says it.
So the premiere of the film rolls around and one screening is held in the hometown of star Jeff Morrow. Again, none of the actors knew what the creature looks like up until it actually appears onscreen.
Here's what the fearsome beast looks like:
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After the initial audience reaction to the Claw, Morrow snuck out the back to avoid being recognized. We can only assume that Jeff did a facepalm first.
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He kinda lost it later in his career.
He just doesn't have much to speak of, really. Home Alone and Home Alone 2 were gold! GOLD!! The Good Son was pretty great too. Richie Rich, though? Pretty much anything after 93' sucked…
Absoloutely ANY movie starring either Ben Stiller or Will Ferrel.
Case and Point Monster Party.
Off-topic, but it's "case in point"; as in, your entire case can be summed up in a single point.
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I'm sure he'll never notice that. ever. .__.
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Transformers 2 was so FUCKING bad… it was soo horrible and cliche.
I dont want to see anything related to Transformers ever again in my life.Michael Bay is fucking dick, and Shia LaBeouf is worst actor in movie history.
Why it had to last so damn long?Exactly what I think. Thing is my family loved it while I was cringing the entire movie. I did like it when
! that giant robot got shot with the rail gun
but that's basically it. All the sexual jokes made me facepalm and the physical comedy wasn't really all that funny. And I absolutely hate Shia. -
Pretty much any modern parody movies. Date Movie, Disaster Movie, Epic movie….gosh they're just awful.
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@iSheep:
Rob Schneider is worse than both of them combined.
Pauly Shore trumps him.
Off-topic, but it's "case in point"; as in, your entire case can be summed up in a single point.
My bad.
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The hurt locker…boring shit...
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Pauly Shore trumps him.
which leads to another heinously bad movie, Bio-Dome.
There you go folks, another facepalm worthy movie.
In fact, I think you would need to use your feet since two hands are not enough to perform a facepalm that does this movie justice. -
@iSheep:
which leads to another heinously bad movie, Bio-Dome.
There you go folks, another facepalm worthy movie.
In fact, I think you would need to use your feet since two hands are not enough to perform a facepalm that does this movie justice.What about this crap fest…
I would need to go to a cloning lab and have them grow me 10 extra hands so i could properly facepalm this. -
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I would need to go to a cloning lab and have them grow me 10 extra hands so i could properly facepalm this.This was stupid but I found it hilarious…
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The hurt locker…boring shit...
Are you serious!? I watched it awhile ago but I didn't find it boring at all. One of my favorite war movies actually.
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@Kairouseki:
Are you serious!? I watched it awhile ago but I didn't find it boring at all. One of my favorite war movies actually.
There was no actual plot…just some people surviving through life and death situations in Iraq. It was realistic but it was more like a documentary.
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I just watched "Machine Girl".
It was so bad, that it could actually pass for a solid comedy-movie. That's how much I laughed! There was a lot of gore, but the blood looked so fake that it made you want to drink a strawberry milkshake during the fight scenes. And one of the characters wears a drill-bra. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like! xD -
I just watched "Machine Girl".
It was so bad, that it could actually pass for a solid comedy-movie. That's how much I laughed! There was a lot of gore, but the blood looked so fake that it made you want to drink a strawberry milkshake during the fight scenes. And one of the characters wears a drill-bra. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like! xDAhahahahaha. I watched 30 minutes of this a couple days ago and I couldn't finish it, and usually I'm good about finishing my movies. Horrible acting, horrible plot, and cheesy gore. I laughed my head off at the opening scene. Lots of eye candy though if you ask me.
The worst movie I've probably ever seen was the Tooth Fairy. It's a horror movie about an old hag who goes after people with an axe (or was it a club?). And one of the main characters is named "Star" and wants to be a veterinarian. I was 5 minutes in and told myself that this was so bad I just had to watch the whole thing.
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To be Honest i feel "The Fifth Element" was a rather Weird Ass Fucking movie, Bruce Willis just made me feel like a lonely man who needs to get laid kind of feeling.
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To be Honest i feel "The Fifth Element" was a rather Weird Ass Fucking movie, Bruce Willis just made me feel like a lonely man who needs to get laid kind of feeling.
Besides the awfulness of Chris Tucker and the retarded Hip Hopera singer, that movie, while i did enjoy a few parts, is responsible for making Milla Jovovich think she's a super action girl and thus star in crap like Ultraviolet and cringe The Resident Evil Series:sick:
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War of the Worlds 2
Americans vs Martians on Mars slaps forehead as if it couldn't be butchered enough in the first film.
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^ I hope you're not referring to this
Cause if it is yea I agree.
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I really fucking love The Fifth Element.
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Citizen Kane, The Godfather Trilogy and The Departed all sucked monkey balls
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Aeon Flux.
I had no idea what that show was about. -
Well for me it's DB Evolution, 2012! (my ass), the Darren Shan movie (at least 3 facepalms/min) and lastly Paranormal activity. I wish I could erase these from my memories like Zoro did with Kokoro :D
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Aeon Flux.
I had no idea what that show was about.Don't worry, even the people who seen the anime series of it long ago don't fully get it.
If I remember correctly Aeon was killed at the end of every episode after having sex with the person she was trying to kill. Then would somehow come back to life for the next episode.
I don't think it was suppose to make sense. ^^;
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Citizen Kane, The Godfather Trilogy and The Departed all sucked monkey balls
:blink:, :blink:, :blink::blink::blink:
Seriously though, what didn't you like about any of those movies? I can maybe understand Citizen Kane, since it's pretty old, black and white, etc, but the other two (or 4 actually)?
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The last Harry Potter movie sucked balls.
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Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Some of my cousins practically forced me to watch it, even though I made it pretty clear that I didn't want to. As expected, it was stupid and rarely ever funny. As if that wasn't enough, I tried to get them to watch Die Hard (which Mall Cop is a rip-off of), and they complained about how it was "boring and dumb".:pouty:
@Kairouseki::blink:, :blink:, :blink::blink::blink:
Seriously though, what didn't you like about any of those movies? I can maybe understand Citizen Kane, since it's pretty old, black and white, etc, but the other two (or 4 actually)?
Keane is a troll; just ignore him.
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How could i forget thanks Super-Franky….Any movie.....with Kevin James!!!!
Hes just....Ugh! If its not a comedy i wouldnt care but.....RAH!!!
I hate it. Mall Cop, Zohan even for a sec, Chuck and Larry....NO!
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Chuck and Larry wasnt so bad. One of the more funnier comedies to come out of America in the recent years (dear god its been so bad recently)
Yeah. Blart was craptacular. As was Zohan. I haven't seen it yet but Seth Rogen is in one called 'Funny People'
Might just be me but that doesn't make sense. He's not funny in the slightest.
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Funny People isn't really all that much of a comedy, it's mostly a drama. It's called funny people because it's about a comedian. But he has cancer. Haven't seen it and don't want to see it but there were a lot of people complaining because it wasn't as funny as they were expecting.
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I was reminded of another god-awful movie earlier today.
White Chicks
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Zohan was dumb, but it wasn't terrible. Adam Sandler was at least playing a different type of idiot than he usually does and it did have a message to it.
Oh, yeah, and this one should go without saying, but…
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Citizen Kane, The Godfather Trilogy and The Departed all sucked monkey balls
Now, that is pretty facepalm worthy.
@Kairouseki:
I can maybe understand Citizen Kane, since it's pretty old, black and white, etc…
Hey, hold on…some of the best movies in my book were black and white. Although, I do agree on Citizen Kane - it's a masterpiece all right, but its kinda..ummm...boring.
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I haven't seen it yet but Seth Rogen is in one called 'Funny People'
Might just be me but that doesn't make sense. He's not funny in the slightest.
What? He was hilarious in Pineapple Express.
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Never saw that one. Pretty much turned me away after the others he was doing.
Actually. I lie. I thought he was good in Monsters Vs Aliens
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@iSheep:
What? He was hilarious in Pineapple Express.
100% disagree with you on that one.