It was a Jackson movie… so it was good.
I'd give it a B-
And mind you, some of that score is because i'm just a fan of these movies.
But the filler man... it's starting to show it's teeth.
The first movie did well with it. The filler expanded things and was well received. But many of the important scenes weren't compromised. Riddles in the Dark was about as perfect as it could be.
But Desolation really felt stretched... not just embellished... but stretched.
-Beorn got fucked over. Gandalf tricking him was turned into a chase sequence.
-I didn't mind Legolas or Tauriel. I like her being the voice of reason "aren't we a part of this world too?"
-Hell, even the ridiculous action scenes were fun. I think Orlando surfed on like 4 different things!
-Bombor in barrel armor was awesome!
-Establishing Bard as more of a character was welcome.
-Thranduil was great. Wonderful performance.
Buuuut... around the time they got to Laketown I was kinda starting to get impatient.
-I didn't mind the whole taurielxkili thing at first... but the healing scene was groan-worthy. Really really groan-worthy.
-They kept that subplot going and had it climax... during the most important part of the movie... seriously... switching from Smaug... to healing...
-It divided the group... I don't mind having a bit more character with the pack, a bit more roles for them to fill... but I really feel like all the dwarves should have been there, when they reached the door.
-And I really hope that Kili is on his feet soon... him and his brother need to be in fighting shape for the next film.
Annnnnd Smaug...
...was awesome.
But that forge sequence was painful and long. I know... the dwarves are better with more purpose than just being useless on the side of a mountain... I get it.
But it sorta hurt smaug's character by making him fumble around to attempt to catch them. And that awful CG, golden statue... yes... let's attack a fire drake... by trying to burn him..
I'd have been happy if they'd just like... dropped a bunch of rocks or a statue on him...
But i'm one of those grumpy-no-fun-book-reading-assholes that maybe would have just preferred it to have been the original encounter with Bilbo... you know, he steals a cup... smaug gets pissed... eats some ponies... goes back... pretends to sleep, has a nice conversation with Bilbo... Bilbo insults him... and boom... he's pissed.
Hell, they could have had the dwarves run in right after that and fight him for christs sake...
I wonder... will the Thrush get shafted in the next movie?