Marvel Movies Thread - Holy Shitballs

Insider2000

I don't have a Clue what you are talking about.

Oh….to not know the true horrors that await.

..Give us the blessing of ignorance. The happiness of oblivion....

I know; the ficcer's are already starting on the Movie!Tony/Steve, and they haven't even met onscreen yet (doesn't help that RDJ and Chris Evans are gushing over how excited they are to be working together)! It'll be insane next summer…

I can't wait. :D

It's already begun….

And a part of me can't wait either.

@Dark:

Silly Insider.

Fanthings have been shipping those two for decades now. This movie's only going to change the nature of said shipping.

Oh, I know. But…
1. We have two very attractive actors playing two superheroes who have been shipped for two decades now.
2. We have two very attractive actors playing Thor and Hawkeye. I smell a foursome.

@Kaiolino:

At least we have Hawkeye, Thor and Loki to put some good ol' heterosexuality in this movie.

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DAT ASS

Thor and Hawkeye will be joined into the pairing…

But a lot of people have begun some Hawkeye X Black Widow love.

Were those two ever together, actually?

mpz777

@Insider2000:

But a lot of people have begun some Hawkeye X Black Widow love.

Were those two ever together, actually?

I'm pretty sure very briefly in the regular Marvel universe. Ironically, I think they were at the beginning of the ultimate universe, but that was until Hawkeye discovered that Black Widow was a double agent and that she was the person that had murdered his wife and family. Hawkeye then went crazy and killed her.

Insider2000

@mpz777:

I'm pretty sure very briefly in the regular Marvel universe. Ironically, I think they were at the beginning of the ultimate universe, but that was until Hawkeye discovered that Black Widow was a double agent and that she was the person that had murdered his wife and family. Hawkeye then went crazy and killed her.

Oh Ultimate series. You are made of so much fun.

I have hunch that Hawkeye is going to die in this movie, but just a hunch.

Johnny B. Decent

I also think it happened in Earth's Mightiest Heroes, too.

mpz777

@Insider2000:

I have hunch that Hawkeye is going to die in this movie, but just a hunch.

That would make a lot of people unhappy. Very, very unhappy. Well let's hope we don't get a Avengers Disassembled type scenario.

Kaiolino

@mpz777:

I'm pretty sure very briefly in the regular Marvel universe. Ironically, I think they were at the beginning of the ultimate universe, but that was until Hawkeye discovered that Black Widow was a double agent and that she was the person that had murdered his wife and family. Hawkeye then went crazy and killed her.

God, now I want to read Ultimates 1 and 2 again. Probably some of Millar's best work.

Md-Martin

Any one getting the "Thor" DVD? I heard that the consultant short that bridges "Iron Man 2" and "Incredible Hulk" is on it.

Johnny B. Decent

If anyone gets the token Whetdon death, I'd estimate it would probably be Agent Coulson. A shame, as I actually armed up on the character over the course of the movies, but oh well.

Kaiolino

The token Whedon death will be the one who's just entered a succesful relationship. I doubt it's Coulson. Especially since he's gonna be in the new Spidey cartoon.

Buuhan1

I'm skeptical on the potential quality of this picture. You take these superheroes, who each carried a film in their own right, and you jam them into one 2 hour movie. I just don't know… Also interested in how they can keep Robert Downey, Jr. from stealing the whole movie, cause well, he's Robert Downey fucking Jr.

Kaiolino

Whedon knows his way with ensemble casts.

Refii

@Kaiolino:

At least we have Hawkeye, Thor and Loki to put some good ol' heterosexuality in this movie.

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If I was her, I would not trust Thor and Loki behind me like that, those dudes look like they would manhandle her into something awful.
Not that she wouldn't enjoy it.

Satsuki

Chris Evans promises that the Captain America in the Avengers is going to be a little darker: http://screenrant.com/chris-evans-the-avengers-story-heart-benk-132534/?_r=true

Kaiolino

Ultimate Captain America!!!

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Satsuki

Uh, I don't think he'll be THAT dark. To go from the sweet kid from the first movie to . . . that would be a little to much to accept. Especially when in his mind's eye it's been like two days. Although we could get the first line from him.

Rebecky_Mo

Considering the guy's woken up into a world 70 years in the future, with pretty much everyone he'd EVER known was dead…well, I'd be surprised if there wasn't some darker/depressed moments for Steve in the film.

And I'm sure Tony's going to make it worse in his own loving way, before he somehow makes it better in his own loving way.

Satsuki

I'm not surprised that he'd be darker, I just don't want him turning into an asshole. Remember, the scientist who created him (forgot his name), wanted a soldier who would be a good man more than anything.

Dark Lord Zenigame

TRAILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

JulieYBM

Well, it's not very exciting. Hopefully the interaction of the characters will get through into the trailers a bit easier.

CosmicDebris

That was very much the "let's get all the kids and teenagers hyped up for action" type trailer, also, "lol, that Tony Stark, what a funny guy", but still cool to see, it sets up the premise well.

Satsuki

Yeah, this is a teaser trailer. But a fun one!

It's looking good so far. You rock it, Tom Hiddleston!

Conekiller

Not digging new guy they got as Banner, he's not puny enough.

Kaiolino

Ruffalo will be perfect for Banner. The mellow voice, the neurotic way he talks sometimes, etc.

Conekiller

I'm not doubting his acting, he doesn't look the part. At all.
EDIT: Other than that, I'm a happy camper. I love how Steve mistrusts Tony.

Rebecky_Mo

My face will be hurting from smiling after this movie, I'm sure of it.

And I already know Tony will be a smartass (not complaining); I'm waiting for the first taste of HAWKEYE!smartassery.

Hinscher

well they definitely are aiming the trailer on iron man's success compared to the other movies.

but otherwise looks good, though kind of weird to see that Loki seems to be the bad guy. He must has upgraded big time if it takes ALL of the avengers to beat him when Thor beat him ALONE in his movie.

Chocula

I read somewhere that Loki won't be alone against the Avengers. And I don't mean that he's gonna have some henchmen.

Hinscher

@Chocula:

I read somewhere that Loki won't be alone against the Avengers. And I don't mean that he's gonna have some henchmen.

I hope he's not alone. I mean hell Spiderman had like 3 villains in his third movie. The Avengers would look kind of weak needing to require ALL of them to just take out one guy, regardless of how powerful that one guy is.

Johnny B. Decent

I remember hearing the Thor DVD has a special where S.H.I.E.L.D. and Stark prevent the WSC from putting the Abomination on the team, so we might see him.

tarrin4ever

@Conekiller:

Not digging new guy they got as Banner, he's not puny enough.

Granted, they haven't been known for that kind of casting before this (see Eric Bana / Edward Norton).

Zkaiser

@tarrin4ever:

Granted, they haven't been known for that kind of casting before this (see Eric Bana / Edward Norton).

Edward Norton was the perfect Banner. Get out.

pyromonki

@Chocula:

I read somewhere that Loki won't be alone against the Avengers. And I don't mean that he's gonna have some henchmen.

! abomination and the skrulls baby.

Insider2000

Didn't Edward Norton decline the chance to be in the Avengers movie?

taboo

pretty excited for this movie

thor and loki are both total babes, im going to pretend ironman is sherlock holmes in a mecha suit

also im going to pretend that girl is agent Dana Scully

did i mention how much i like loki

Insider2000

@taboo:

also im going to pretend that girl is agent Dana Scully

Fuck. I can't unsee it, now. And I'm pretty sure that's going to make her character BETTER (and I like both Black Widow and Scarlet Johansson).

tarrin4ever

@Zkaiser:

Edward Norton was the perfect Banner. Get out.

I completely agree with you. The common link I attributed to them wasn't suckage, it was the fact that none of them were "puny".

Kaiolino

@Insider2000:

Didn't Edward Norton decline the chance to be in the Avengers movie?

He was a bitch on set of IH and constantly wanted to make changes to the script.

Works for a solo movie. Not so much for a team movie.

Insider2000

@Kaiolino:

He was a bitch on set of IH and constantly wanted to make changes to the script.

Works for a solo movie. Not so much for a team movie.

That's what I thought!

So it's kind of like Halley Berry being Storm, only Edward was….you know....GOOD at his role and giving it actual effort.

No. I will not stop hating on her performance as Storm. Storm is my girl, and you do not bitch about having the chance at being the coolest, black, female superhero ever. I'll admit she's a good actress, but I won't stop being angry over that.

Kareem Said

@Dark:

TRAILERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Well that was pretty great! I am definitely looking forward to this!

Johnny B. Decent

So, before I post this, A. It's still under development, B. It's moving from one developer to another and C. It's a movie video game, so don't expect 100% accuracy, but I figure some might want to see the enemies at the end:

Wonder if we'll see those exact types in the movie.

Kaiolino

@Insider2000:

That's what I thought!

So it's kind of like Halley Berry being Storm, only Edward was….you know....GOOD at his role and giving it actual effort.

No. I will not stop hating on her performance as Storm. Storm is my girl, and you do not bitch about having the chance at being the coolest, black, female superhero ever. I'll admit she's a good actress, but I won't stop being angry over that.

Movie Storm looks like a godsend compared to comics Storm. Storm has been wallpaper blandness ever since she got married to Black Panther and she's been consistently written so out of character that a lot of people genuinely believe that she's been replaced with a Stormbot.

It's funny how the two most criticized movie performances have become even worse in the comics. I'll take James Marsden over douchebag dicator Summers any day of the week.

Insider2000

Game doesn't look half bad, but….

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@Kaiolino:

Movie Storm looks like a godsend compared to comics Storm. Storm has been wallpaper blandness ever since she got married to Black Panther and she's been consistently written so out of character that a lot of people genuinely believe that she's been replaced with a Stormbot.

It's funny how the two most criticized movie performances have become even worse in the comics. I'll take James Marsden over douchebag dicator Summers any day of the week.

1. I was never really comparing her to what Storm is now. I'm not exactly a fan of what many of Marvel's characters have become, but Halley's Storm wasn't a firework of personality either.

2. Marsden Cyclops is the greatest Cyclops to EVER EXIST! He is the only version of Cyclops I have ever liked, AND THEY KILLED HIM OFF.

Johnny B. Decent

I do wonder why they made it a FPS, and also why Hawkeye would not be in said FPS game. Oh well.

And yeah, I think you are right. Heard rumors it's the Ultimate (i.e. non-shape shifting) brand of Skrulls in this game. Chita-something or another.

Kaiolino

@Insider2000:

Game doesn't look half bad, but….

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1. I was never really comparing her to what Storm is now. I'm not exactly a fan of what many of Marvel's characters have become, but Halley's Storm wasn't a firework of personality either.

2. Marsden Cyclops is the greatest Cyclops to EVER EXIST! He is the only version of Cyclops I have ever liked, AND THEY KILLED HIM OFF.

1. Yeah, I agree. I thought she was okay enough in X3 though. Too bad that movie was so horrid (except Kitty!Page of course! <3 <3) that you don't even care about the more proactive Storm

2. I really liked Marsden's Cyclops too. He was a bit of a douche, but he had more backbone than the '90s boyscout, yet also not a complete a-hole like his current version. The only problem with him was that he was a terrible leader and messed up all the time. He's still my second favourite Cyclops iteration after Whedon's "Get off my damn lawn" Cyclops.

Insider2000

Kitty and Beast were the best things about X3. Everything else in that movie basically pissed me off or bugged me. If anything, Ellen Page and Kelsey Grammar just made me wish they were in the movies since the beginning.

Also pissed me off that they basically threw Rogue off the movie. Sure, I had issues with how the managed Rogue entirely, but I was fine, as long as they actually built on her. I even liked how they did Mystique in these movies, even if it somewhat betrayed how Mystique really was. She got to have some of the best lines in the movie!

Nightcrawler: "If you can change your appearance, why don't you stay normal all the time?"
Mystique: "Because we shouldn't have to."

Short, simple, and perfectly delivered.

CosmicDebris

@taboo:

thor and loki are both total babes

^I agree with this post.

Also, give the newest Hulk a chance, the trailer is hardly anything to go by. I thought Norton was good, but nothing that stood out so much that I can't easily accept a new actor.

Satsuki

IGN did a nice little trailer rewind vid:
http://www.ign.com/videos/2011/10/12/rewind-theater-the-avengers-trailer

Ooooo, all the little easter eggs . . . .

Johnny B. Decent

You know, I am curious on what that mini-Polearm thing Loki has now. Also looks like it's powered by a Cosmic Cube, since it has the same crystals from all those HYDRA weapons.

quotLCquot_Lapen

Nothing relevant to the current movie, but this deserves a post anyway

Sniper King

Well, not sure if true…
http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/JoshWildingNewsAndReviews/news/?a=52343