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    Chocula

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    • RE: Kick Ass 2

      Holy shit, Aaron Johnson got fucking ripped:

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    • RE: Come at me bro… (Your war stories)

      I think Smudge means any story that contains physical confrontation.

      Except for some dumb kid fights, I don't have any though. One time I think I was in danger of geting shot when I was in Kenya though. Some African rednecks (yeah they exist) stopped our car in the middle of the mountains by throwing spikes on the road and wanted money. We got out because they were scared getting in trouble for threatening Europeans (I purposely talked in a British accent to make them aware of the fact that I'm not 100% Kenyan). What they didn't know is that we probably wouldn't have called the police because the our driver didn't have a license and the reason we were in a hillbilly region to begin with was to avoid the cops. Also, I'm pretty sure the rifles they had were not working anymore. Didn't want to find out though.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

      @Chrissie:

      I did a double-take at that Choc… How much did she charge you?

      Nothing. My friends payed her to do a private lapdance for me and she told me that I was special and could touch her if I wanted. I knew this was probably what she said to everyone but I didn't care (which may or may not have been a consequence of me being absolutely shitfaced).

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

      @valiantt:

      Nope, no difference at all. "I had sex" is pretty much interpreted the same as "We fucked like chimps." or "I had sex" could be interpreted as "I got raped in the park last night in the bushes". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I stuck it in her for about 4 minutes, squirted, pulled it out, and called it a night like a good Protestant.". Or "I had sex" is the same as "I sat in bed motionless and watched some guy had his way since I'm pretty meh about the guy". Yep…pretty much the same.

      Well, the rape thing was obviously an extreme example but as for the others… yeah that pretty much could mean any of those things. Depending on the people "I had sex" could mean vanilla stuff or fisting and bdsm.

      @Kitsune:

      Is it wrong that half of my celebrity sex list is 40+ women? I mean, they're twice or even thrice my age, but damn girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllll. I'd hit Barbara Hershey, Michelle Fairley, Madeleine Stowe, Courteney Cox, Julia Louis-Dreyfus any day.

      Khaini's mom is definitely going to be added to my list at this rate.

      How could that be wrong when it feels so right? Older women are totally my thing too. Even in fourth grade, I was mostly into girls in grade 8 and above.

      @Chrissie:

      Rape is not really fucking or having sex. It's abuse and violation of human rights. An act of violence. You need two (or more if you swing that way) to tango and if one is not willing then it's not really tango. It's more like forcibly dragging the other around.
      I am not adamant about calling it all the same thing. They ARE the same thing. 😛 Just saying that saying love-making or mind blowing fucking isn't fucking, is wrong… Because you know... they are. XD

      Why even bring it up though? That's like saying "Spaghetti, Rigatoni, Tortellini - you guys, it's all pasta". Everybody knows they are technically all pasta but it's still important to differentiate by being more specific. Man, I fucking love pasta.

      Also, you guys talking about your awesome sex lives reminds me that I've never really done anything crazy or kinky. The closest thing I have, was fingering a stripper in Prague when I was 17, which was just as weird as it sounds.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: General Fitness Thread

      @MiyamotoMusashi:

      Haha, i know what you are talking about. Cheat days are the worst thing ever, i will definitely never do that again. I followed the anabolic diet for a while which pretty much cuts all the carbs during the week and has one cheat day at the end of the week to load your carbs. That one cheat or rather "loading day" quickly developed to stuffing myself with my favorite foods. That´s why i follow Berardi´s diet philosophy which allows a certain amount of cheat meals per week.

      I actually don't mind cheat days. They help me remember how far I've come. Nothing says "I got way healthier" than eating half of what you used to eat daily and feeling full and shitty because of it. Plus, it makes it easier to stay strong and say "no" to forbidden food because it reminds me that it's really not that great. Every time I have a cheat day I think "Oh yeah, this tastes good but the feeling afterwards is not worth it". When I starve myself for too long I tend to forget that and put that food on a pedestal.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

      @Chrissie
      Why are you so adamant about calling it all the same thing? Yes, technically all penetration is "fucking" no matter the context or manner. However, calling it something else isn't wrong because of that. It's just more specific and to most people, being specific is important. Saying "I got fucked last week" can be anything from me being raped to me having the most gentle love-making session. It's all about how you got fucked and that's definitely something worth mentioning in most cases.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Game of Thrones (tv show thread)

      @Thousand:

      ! Lol, I don't know about you but I thought it was pretty obvious that he didn't kill her. The way the scene was described in the book, it didn't even register in my mind that he could have actually had killed her.

      ! Same here but apparently, a lot of people were fooled.

      posted in Media
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    • RE: Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

      @Sarfallet:

      The human body only contains a few grams of iron though… 💫

      He'll have Mystique inject a few grams more.

      posted in General Discussion
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    • RE: Game of Thrones (tv show thread)

      @Thousand:

      ! I see them executing (hehe get it?) the scene in either two ways. Either they do a back shot of her being killed where you don't really see anything except maybe some blood spray and they immediately switch to black with an orchestra sting. Or, and this I would prefer, they show a frontal shot complete with the twitching and blood and choking, the whole shebang and they slowly pan out to get her lifeless body and then slowly fade to black just giving you this feeling of depression and dejection like the life of the scene was slipping away. It honestly depends on what mood they're going for, will they go for the typical blood pumping cliff hanger or something more subtle and heart wrenching? Like I said, I'm hoping for the latter.

      ! I think neither. It's probably gonna end like Ned's execution, right when the slice comes the screen fades to black but we still hear her throat being cut

      –- Update From New Post Merge ---

      @Thousand:

      ! Lol, compared to throat slicing and decapitation, a child getting her head conked by an axe is pretty tame.

      ! No, the point is that the book made it seem to (many of) the readers, like the Hound killed Arya. So the show sould do the same and end it with a shot of the hound swinging the axe and a fade-to-black before we know how exactly he hit her

      posted in Media
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    • RE: Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

      @The:

      I … guess I'm really tolerant then because I can't see how it'd affect me

      (Not being snarky)

      I wouldn't mind that much either. It'd be weird and would some taking used to but it's not a thing I'd end a friendship over. My parents are divorced and if a friend of mine wants to date my mom then I'd let him. The main thing is that they're happy.

      posted in General Discussion
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