Am I the only one calling bullshit at YAWCH never having opened his eyes before? I mean, they make it sound like a very big bloody deal, but unlike Shaka of Virgo, HE HAS OPENED HIS EYES A FEW TIMES ALREADY!
Bleach Discussion 0: Hello Darkness my old friend
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I don't get how Ichibee lost… :/
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Am I the only one calling bullshit at YAWCH never having opened his eyes before? I mean, they make it sound like a very big bloody deal, but unlike Shaka of Virgo, HE HAS OPENED HIS EYES A FEW TIMES ALREADY!
Hasch probably meant he never REALLY opened his eyes so that they have multiple pupils like that.
Nice nick, btw.
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Every time Ywhat opens his eyes, a random Ichibei explodes into a pile of guts. Please Ywhat, won't you think of the poor Ichibeis?
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"Everything that comes into my line of vision becomes powerless."
The secret technique to beat Jhwach: Attack From Behind
All this time, it was foreshadowed
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I like how every seemingly experienced, smart or wise character turns into a raving lunatic, unable to shut his trap when it's time to fight. Aizen, Yamamoto and Ichibei to name a few. The list could easilly go on.
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Mustachio looks so goddamn hilarious with his multi pupil eyeballs.
It's like Kubo tried to imitate Kishi with the goddamn eye powers
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@Purple:
Mustachio looks so goddamn hilarious with his multi pupil eyeballs.
It's like Kubo tried to imitate Kishi with the goddamn eye powers
I'm sure he had a better design but Kishi exhausted every potential super eyeball design….so Kubo ended up resorting to the dumbest looking one.
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@Purple:
Mustachio looks so goddamn hilarious with his multi pupil eyeballs.
It's like Kubo tried to imitate Kishi with the goddamn eye powers
"My eyes are bigger and better than yooouuuurrrsss" -Kubo's Table
But yes, Yhuh looks like a double reverse cross eyed failure of an eyeball design. From now I shall call him Four Eyes.
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Just wait till those mustaches open eyes of their own.
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It's so Blech I want to hurl -_-''
I knew it. There's no way we'd get any decent explanation of Yhwach's mighty asspull. He sees shit, the shit ceases work as one and then explode. Smells like broken power you'd expect to see from badly written self-insert character in childish RP.Ugh, gotta cure myself with One Piece
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Oh no, a character uses an ulimate move but gets immediately shot down by the op god villian. That has never happened in Bleach, no sir.
Also how the heck does one steal nights of the future.
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I admit, I had a little of hope for a time.
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Yeah..I was kinda invested in seeing what that move does (cause it was kinda cool looking) and…Kubo has him spontaneously combust. Of course...
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Oh no, a character uses an ulimate move but gets immediately shot down by the op god villian. That has never happened in Bleach, no sir.
Also how the heck does one steal nights of the future.
Best to assume Kubo was on mushrooms or something.
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or probably had no idea what it does but only knew how to make it look "COOL and FLASHY"No, seriously, try to think of what that move can possibly "do". I'm pretty much stumped at the moment (then again I'm not thinking too hard about it).
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so what, this is like the third character with god-like abilities
First Aizen and his sword that can make you see and feel everything he wants at any given time
Dumb Child that could actually alter friggin' reality
and this I don't even really know
What is this, Marvel? As if Ywach can wield the power cosmic, and gremmy was his incompetent herald -
So Soul Society is going to be Namek for awhile?
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or probably had no idea what it does but only knew how to make it look "COOL and FLASHY"No, seriously, try to think of what that move can possibly "do". I'm pretty much stumped at the moment (then again I'm not thinking too hard about it).
Turn off the lights? Make things really, really dark? Maybe drown Yhwach into blackness and effectively make him vanish from existance?
It can damn well be anything.
Why did he even drink it? So dumb. I was half expecting him to pull out some black meal and eat it.
At least Yhwach had enough decency not to wait until the black liquid got to Ichibei's junk.
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Remember kids: You too can look cool like Ichibei when you drink ink! Surprise your folks by peeing black for a week!
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Remember kids: You too can look cool like Ichibei when you drink ink! Surprise your folks by peeing black for a week!
It wasn't ink,it was blackness….which makes more sense obviously...
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To begin with, that explanation sucks. Haschwalth didn't mean that his actual eyes were closed - since they weren't, as shown in those flashback panels - so why did we need to see those flashbacks again? They could fit in if Bach's eyes WERE closed the entire time, but the Haschwalth wasn't even referring to his actual eyes but his hidden power that needed a hell lot of time to recharge. Not to mention that the line of "it's not about underestimating the enemy" really makes no sense in the context.
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It wasn't ink,it was blackness….which makes more sense obviously...
Drinking BLACKNESS? Now that's just stupid :ninja:
Clearly Kubo was demonstrating the coolness of drinking INK! -
Bach's power is pretty much a combo of King Crimson and Gold Experience Requiem.
So yeah, of course it's hella OP for no good reason
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Yep, kubo regularly drinking ink confirmed. That is the reason for his shitty writing.
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Yhwach…Are you a prophet?
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Drinking BLACKNESS? Now that's just stupid :ninja:
Clearly Kubo was demonstrating the coolness of drinking INK!Drinking good old liquid blackness, he stole all the blackness in SS, and from 100 nights of SS from the future 100 years of SS…..it is as simple as it sounds.
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I'm seriously thinking that Kubo is just taking the piss out of us for reading this right now. For having such a bloated exposition as an excuse for dialogue, the chapter's full text is breezed through in less than a minute and still so poorly written and unable to deliver a coherent message. There was absolutely no point for this chapter to exist and the sad part is that this vicious cycle of fights is only going to continue in the next chapter where character X will start a fight with character Y. This chapter was just everything that is wrong with Bleach in a nutshell.
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Yuwach opens his eyes
Yuwach: I AR SPECIAL!
Brush Guy: Whoah, what the hell happened with your eyes.
Yuwach: I STRONG!
Brush guy: Damn, you are a special needs Quincy? It explains so much.
Yuwach starts sucking his own foot
Yuwach: EYE POWER!Why do i keep reading Bleach?
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Ichigo will need an asspull to beat this asspull.
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To begin with, that explanation sucks. Haschwalth didn't mean that his actual eyes were closed - since they weren't, as shown in those flashback panels - so why did we need to see those flashbacks again? They could fit in if Bach's eyes WERE closed the entire time, but the Haschwalth wasn't even referring to his actual eyes but his hidden power that needed a hell lot of time to recharge. Not to mention that the line of "it's not about underestimating the enemy" really makes no sense in the context.
Yo, are you Edward Newgate from Naruto forums? He posted the same thing as you did on the Bleach telegrams board.
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Ichigo will need an asspull to beat this asspull.
Nah. These fights are usually won by stronger slash or stronger getsuga. Ask (lack of)Imagination Kid and Aizen.
That's why this is so funny. The more ridiculous, omnipotent, unbeatable an enemy is in Kubo's world, the stupidest it is when said enemy is defeated just by. . .strength.
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Drinking good old liquid blackness, he stole all the blackness in SS, and from 100 nights of SS from the future 100 years of SS…..it is as simple as it sounds.
So…essentially if one can drink darkness then clearly one can drink "lightness" and a bunch of "gray" as well. Blah might as well make colors a drinkable substance too.
I just drank a lot of yellow! It tasted nothing like I thought it would.
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The black wasn't glossy enough, obviously.
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Yahw vs Ichigo will probably end with something like "I saw the attack, but i couldn´t prevent it because it was so strong" bullshit.
Like what Kouch said, it will be such a stong move that he simply won´t be able to do anything against it. -
This is so stupid i can't even. I thought quincies were supposed to be humans. Humans with superpowers. What the hell is Ychwach supposed to be, the floating mustache god?
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Yep, kubo regularly drinking ink confirmed. That is the reason for his shitty writing.
He also drinks bleach to even things out.
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If aizen already hypnotized him, with his time dilation stuff (unless that one was the yourself?) then Ywchahchahs can't see him anymore.
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@Monkey:
Yo, are you Edward Newgate from Naruto forums? He posted the same thing as you did on the Bleach telegrams board.
Haha, yeah, it's me.
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If aizen already hypnotized him, with his time dilation stuff (unless that one was the yourself?) then Ywchahchahs can't see him anymore.
So aizen at the last minute takes bachachahahahchacha out and then turns into his condom form again and ichigo owns him a second time, the end?^^
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So aizen at the last minute takes bachachahahahchacha out and then turns into his condom form again and ichigo owns him a second time, the end?^^
Only way that this won't take 3-5 years more.
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Ichigo is gonna need his biggest Black-Smear-of-Energy-That-Is-Somehow-Still-A-Slash yet to win this one!
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Ichigo is gonna need his biggest Black-Smear-of-Energy-That-Is-Somehow-Still-A-Slash yet to win this one!
Ichigo is half-quincy. Maybe he also have the Almighty, after all Yhwach did't saw that blue vete coming, but Ishida was said to also have Almighty and seeing that Ichigo's mom was cousin with Ishida's Dad…braindead
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Is the multiple pupils supposed to look cool? He's got a massive case of the derps.
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All this is just an illusion from Aizen :ninja:
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This seems to be circling around. I'm almost at a stage where I could see myself thinking this was the actual scanlation if I stumbled onto it first.
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This seems to be circling around. I'm almost at a stage where I could see myself thinking this was the actual scanlation if I stumbled onto it first.
This is the real deal lol.
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This seems to be circling around. I'm almost at a stage where I could see myself thinking this was the actual scanlation if I stumbled onto it first.
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
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That was great, if whoever did this would write the dialogue for bleach every week, then I could actually enjoy reading it.