In before Gigi comes in to defend this sorry excuse of a chapter.
Still waiting for "Kakashi's year". Hell, that statement might just have been a ploy by Kishi to bring back the fans that dropped the manga in the middle of Part 2.
In before Gigi comes in to defend this sorry excuse of a chapter.
Still waiting for "Kakashi's year". Hell, that statement might just have been a ploy by Kishi to bring back the fans that dropped the manga in the middle of Part 2.
@Bruce:
In before Gigi comes in to defend this sorry excuse of a chapter.
Still waiting for "Kakashi's year". Hell, that statement might just have been a ploy by Kishi to bring back the fans that dropped the manga in the middle of Part 2.
Kakashi's Year? :ermm:
Kakashi's Year? :ermm:
It was in Kishi's Jump Festa interview.
@Kishimoto:
Next year, Kakashi is the main character
http://my-naruto-blog.blogspot.com/2009/12/masashi-kishimoto-interview-jump-festa.html
There are other amusing/depressing tidbits in there, such as:
森久保さんは「シカマルにラブロマンスはありますか」
Morikubo-san: "Will Shikamaru have a love/romance?"
「シカマルはそういうのは描きたくない」
"I don't want to write that for Shikamaru"
You're an idiot. This is one of the few pairings that makes sense and wouldn't seem forced.
竹内「ナルトが火影になる前にサクラちゃんが火影になったりしない?」に対して
岸本きっぱり「ない!」と断る
Takeuchi: "Won't Sakura-chan become Hokage before Naruto does?" to which Kishimoto dismissed flatly, "No way!"
Kishimoto sure does have a way with the ladies.
竹内さんは「ナルトは火影になるの!?」
Takeuchi-san: "Naruto will be Hokage, right?!"
「なる・・・と思いますけど(それ描いたら)ラストになっちゃいますよね」
"He will…I think but (if I write that) that would be the last thing"
竹内さんが「ナルトとサスケは戦うの?」と聞いて
Takeuchi-san asked, "Will Naruto and Sasuke fight?"
キッシー「戦うと思うけど、それ描いたら(物語が)ラストなんじゃないかな・・・」
Kishi: "I'm thinking they'll fight, but if/when I write that, (the story) would be something like the last thing right…"
Thanks for letting us know that the upcoming chapters are a waste of our time.
終わりまでの展開が決定したというよりはラストに向けて描きたい場面を決めただけらしい
It would seem that rather than having made a decision on the developments until the finish, he settled on writing just the scenes he wants to write for the end
…
Kakashi's Year? :ermm:
Kishimoto said in an interview that 2010 is the "Year of Kakashi and (if I read correctly) Sakura". I'm betting this is either bullshit or he just means "Kakashi will actually do something."
Seriously, has Kakashi ever done anything important before?? Maybe it's because I haven't read Naruto since the godawful reunion with Sasuke, but I don't remember him ever doing much besides reading and being a troll.
We've been promised a year for Kakashi and Sakura ever since 2008.
I remember because that was the famous glossy black interview.
@Bruce:
It was in Kishi's Jump Festa interview.
Ah, okay.
I've seen it before, but it never interested me.
I actually gave it a read this time.
Knowing Kishimoto's way of writing, I'm sure his way of speaking is like fecal matter just pouring out of his mouth. :getlost:
Knowing Kishimoto's way of writing, I'm sure his way of speaking is like fecal matter just pouring out of his mouth. :getlost:
Glossy Black Fecal Matter
Gather 'round y'all. It's time for gabzillaz's corner.
"So close and yet so far" or "Kishi is Sasunaru's biggest fangirl" - Naruto and Sasuke are in the cover. About to kiss each other passionately.
- Since when is Naruto taller than Sasuke? Is he wearing High Heels?
- I love the side text. Naruto Uzumaki and Uchiha Sasuke, the class clown and the elite. It's like Romeo and Juliet.
- Their eyes met. Sparks fly. The buttsex subtext writes itself.
- Kakashi is not distracted by the yaoi and tries to hit Sasuke.
- Sasuke blocks and goes flying.
- Kakashi praises Naruto's timing.
- Naruto has great Big Damn Heroes moments. The problem comes later, when he starts talking with the villains and coverts them with fanfic.
- Sakura: Thank you, Naruto.
- Naruto is too busy ogling Sasuke, Sakura.
- Naruto: Sasuke, Sakura-chan is part of Team 7. I know, this may shock you after the way Kishimoto has treated her in the past few chapters. But I swear she is part of the team and even a main character! Just like us!
- Sasuke: You lie. Also, I'm ex Team 7. So I don't care.
- Kakashi: Ok, do you finally realize he is Evil and Cannot be redeemed ever?
- Naruto: totally ignores Kakashi Sasuke, Tobidara told me the truth about Itachi.
- Sakura: Truth? What? I NEVER GET THE GODDAMN UPDATES ON THE SITUATION.
- Naruto: I totally understand why you did it.
- Everybody: WUT
- Sasuke: As I told 200 chapters ago, you don't get it because you never had anybody. So, screw you. OUTSIDEEEEEEER.
- Sakura: Bitch, Naruto is still crushing on you even when the world is telling him to get over you!
- Everybody: ignores Sakura
- Sakura: FML
- Sasuke: Whatever. Did I mention I killed Danzou a couple of minutes ago?
- Kakashi: He did WHAT?
- Sakura: D:
- Sasuke: AND IT FELT AWESOME. BEST HIGH EVER.
- Kakashi: This kid needs to get laid.
- Sasuke: I'm finally cleansing the Uchiha name by killing everybody who ever associated with us!
- Yes, Sasuke, being an homicidal maniac is the perfect way to cleanse your clan's name.
- Sasuke wants to revive his clan by killing everybody. Not sure how that works.
- Sakura: Ok, he has lost all his marbles.
- Kakashi: This is what happens when you breed hatred. Sasuke is just a victim. Sakura and Naruto don't get it yet but they will. DUN DUN.
- Naruto prepares to do something!
- …but Kakashi cockblocks him.
- Kakashi: This is my job. And Sakura...
- Sakura: ...Yes?
- Kakashi: Why are you not in the kitchen?
- Sakura: Butbutbut
- Kakashi: This is gonna get NC-17 rating and you are too young to watch this.
- Sakura: but I want to watch hawt man on man action
- Kakashi: No buts, get out of here. Remember that poisoned kunai you were trying to use? Well, it's useless. Sasuke's plot shield protects him from poison. And you are a girl and can't handle this.
- Sasukito gets ready to use Chidori.
- Who else thinks Sasuke will be getting a new outfit very very soon?
- Karin: BITCH, YOU WILL SO NEED A HEALER NOW BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU.
- YOU GO KARIN.
- Naruto: Are you gonna kill Sasuke?
- Kakashi: GTFO
- Naruto doesn't want Kakashi to hurt his future boyfriend. So he uses his kage bushins to molest him.
- Sasuke: You left him vulnerable and I won't hesitate to pierce him with my sword!
- …That sounded wrong.
- Kakashi: Naruto, wait!
- Sakura: Naruto! Dammit, why does he get to kick his ass? >(
- Chidori vs Rasengan! This looks familiar...
- Naruto believes they could be standing in each other's shoes. Which I doubt, Sasuke only uses Manolos.
- Kishi is big on symbolism so suddenly we have a Rasenging Sasuke and a Chidoring Naruto.
insert big kaboom here<
- This week we replace your mandatory flashback with some hammerspace.
- Naruto: Sasuke, I´m pregnant.
- Sasuke: Bitch, I left 3 years ago. That ain't mine.
- Naruto: cough When I was a kid, everybody hated me...
- Sasuke: Not this shit again...
- Naruto: and I hated them too and I wanted revenge... but then I met people like you and Iruka-sensei... and I wanted to be with you, be like you, walk with you...
- Wait, this sounds familiar.
- Naruto just stole Hinata's confession.
- Not cool, Naruto.
- Now I know why Hinata has been MIA for over a year. Naruto did talk with her after he defeated Pain... to check if he could use her speech to woo Sasuke.
- I swear I thought Naruto was going to confess.
- Sasuke: It's too late, nothing you can say will change my mind because I'm set on EVIL. I´m going to kill you, your mommy, your daddy and your little dog too. So make your choice: kill me and be a hero or die a loser.
- Naruto: I TAKE A THIRD OPTION, BITCH.
So, how long till Madara rescues Princess Sasuke?
I fully expect the manga to end with Naruto and Sasuke doing this:
I didn't get the gifs, but that was a bit funny.
Chrissie, Tigerlily, me, CoralSnake, MoonNeko, AlinaJames, Sami-Jun, Dirt Monkey Al, Shinpanman…
no .
… you're not a girl?
no, Super-Franky is a boring, irritating hack
Oh. Okay then. x'D
Erm, by the way, I was just naming off female members. Not members of his harem.
So Naruto stops Kakashi from killing Sasuke then he attacks Sasuke with an deadly technique? I mean Sasuke could easily been killed. "I don't want to be the man that killed Sasuke"
I'm going on a road trip for the next 10 days. I'm going to rarely be online, so I leave this thread with a gift!
For the men: Repeat 0:36 seconds over, and over, and over.
For the women: Repeat 1:00 seconds over, and over, and over.
L_fCqg92qks
G'night!
Do any if you realize how cool it would be if robby was fluent in Japanese?
The possibilities are literally endless.
Argh. I just read the new chapter and it was literally vomit-indulcing.
Do any if you realize how cool it would be if robby was fluent in Japanese?
The possibilities are literally endless.
It'd be cooler if pokemon were real. jfs.
Next chapter: Naruto picks the hidden third option!
Wonder what option C will be….
Option C is something Naruto already said a long time ago.
Something about beating him up and breaking his legs, capturing him and dragging him back to Konoha. I'll be very surprised if Kishi actually comes up with something unexpected.
Rip his sharigan out. That's wat Im rolling with.
- Wait, this sounds familiar.
- Naruto just stole Hinata's confession.
- Not cool, Naruto.
- Now I know why Hinata has been MIA for over a year. Naruto did talk with her after he defeated Pain… to check if he could use her speech to woo Sasuke.
- I swear I thought Naruto was going to confess.
So, so sad. And true.
Do any if you realize how cool it would be if robby was fluent in Japanese?
The possibilities are literally endless.
I've tried. I really have. (I have enough books in raw Japanese that it would be a really really nice skill to have.) I have a couple books on learning that just… do not help.
Other languages are just not among my skillsets, too much rote memorization involved. (I also sucked at history in school, I could never remember names and dates. And even though I loved theatre, memorizing scripts sucked too.) I mean, I've lived in Texas all my life and I can barely count to 10 in spanish. I can pick out a few katakana and hirigana, (Dragon! Sailor! Moon! Akuma! "Perverted Turtle Hermit". Things like that...) and I can vaugley follow the gist of some spoken conversation with a lot of effort, (after watching Japanese film for like, a decade…) but I'll probably never have a real grasp on it. Let alone fluency.
A shame, the possibilities are indeed endless.
私は、私はいつも英語日本語とカウント、Googleでそれを台無しにして、すべて間違って来るけど、日本語に戻るから、あまりないので、英語への変換になることを意味する。テキストを複製することはできません.
Wow. Just translated that back. That's hilariously bad. Thanks Google!
"I mean, I can always turn English into Japanese and count on google to screw it up and get it all wrong, but converting from Japanese back to English, not so much. "
becomes
"I am, I always count in Japanese and English, Google and spoil it, I get all wrong, I'll be back to the Japanese, not so much, that means that conversion to English. "
The power of Google translate! \o/ Making even Robby sound like…you know who. :ninja: He'll appear if I utter his name!
サスケさんが、獣はこちら
….. nope, that still doesn't explain it.
If it were true, I wouldn't even be surprised :/.
[qimg]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8905/kishimotorevealsall.jpg[/qimg]
If it were true, I wouldn't even be surprised :/.
Ahhh! I was searching for this 'interview' for sooo long! <333 Hahaha! Cracked me up every time I read it!
I learned english mainly by videogames and tv series!
That doesn't work with japanese, and it could have worked with portugese and french if they had something interesting in those languages…
LOL
And Kishishishi's friend commited suicide as soon as he noticed that he's on to him, that's why he's referring to him in past form.
(Hopefully same goes for Sasuke when Naruto finally catches that hand of his)
I learned english mainly by videogames and tv series!
That doesn't work with japanese,
Why is that? I've listened to and semi-studied it for well over a decade, and when pressed and reminded, can pick out maybe a couple hundred words, but… (well, I guess osmosis isn't the way to learn a language, but I've actively tried...)
Yet I hear all the time of people that learn english just by listening to it. (Or British actors flawlessly nailing American accents, even though Americans have a much harder time doing British accents...)
I could learn the language, or the writing, if there was a direct tranlsation ratio (like in lazy movies and games where "new" languages" are just 26 english letters replaced with symbols) But the language AND the writing? That's a lot harder.
Of course, I think my high school started offering Japanese the year after I graduated...
Japanese is very difficult.
I self-thought Katakana. (After writing and writing people's name down)
Hiragana is confusing, but I'm getting the hang of it thanks to videos and my Japanese friends.
I'm really, really terrified of writing Kanji… I won't have no problem texting you though. :)
@robbybedfart:
Of course, I think my high school started offering Japanese the year after I graduated…
Yeah, I think I got fucked over like that too.
@robbybedfart:
Why is that? I've listened to and semi-studied it for well over a decade, and when pressed and reminded, can pick out maybe a couple hundred words, but… (well, I guess osmosis isn't the way to learn a language, but I've actively tried...)
Yet I hear all the time of people that learn english just by listening to it. (Or British actors flawlessly nailing American accents, even though Americans have a much harder time doing British accents...)
I could learn the language, or the writing, if there was a direct tranlsation ratio (like in lazy movies and games where "new" languages" are just 26 english letters replaced with symbols) But the language AND the writing? That's a lot harder.
Of course, I think my high school started offering Japanese the year after I graduated...
I… don't realy know, I was young and bored, and the English class was pathetic (All fucking years were "To be verb" (in spanish we use 2 different verbs for that), and a little more of conjugations), So I watched sitcoms (they use a very simple language, and not many accents besides british), played videogames with the dictionary next to me, got some vocabulary, and.. in my college english suficiency test I aced it and in first year didn't need to see any english class (besides the first one, but that's another story), and proved once and for all that besides my horrible pronuntiation (with an spanish/arab/indian/latinAmerican accent) I Am fluent in english!!
LOL
And Kishishishi's friend commited suicide as soon as he noticed that he's on to him, that's why he's referring to him in past form.
(Hopefully same goes for Sasuke when Naruto finally catches that hand of his)
Meh naruto's talk no jitus not working on sasugay. I guess he got to try the hand catching thing:ninja:
I Am fluent in english!!
I wouldn't have guessed it wasn't your first language.
Thats the craziest thing about this board. People from all over the damn world. Many of them totally multilingual. But still speaking American-ese fluently. Its boggling. And impressive. Someone will randomly tell me "Oh yeah, I live in Germany" or "I live in Greece" to which I can only go "whaaa?" And then after a moments thought, add "Well, the timezone difference does explain your posting times…" And yet they still keep up with most of the culture references and... do this stupid language perfectly. Its crazy.
(We don't speak English stateside. We speak American. Totally different languages. Very similar, and the same roots, but totally different at this point.)
That doesn't work with japanese, and it could have worked with portugese and french if they had something interesting in those languages…
How come you came to the conclusion that portugese and french has nothing interesting which can help motivate people to learn it?
How come you came to the conclusion that portugese and french has nothing interesting which can help motivate people to learn it?
Because they like Jerry Lewis, mimes, and eat snails. Clearly nothing good can come from France.
@robbybedfart:
Because they like Jerry Lewis, mimes, and eat snails. Clearly nothing good can come from France.
What?! Fries Robby! Fries!!!
@robbybedfart:
Because they like Jerry Lewis, mimes, and eat snails. Clearly nothing good can come from France.
Yeah those lazy bastards who scream "revolution" whenever someone says something… What were i thinking when i used logic.
How come you came to the conclusion that portugese and french has nothing interesting which can help motivate people to learn it?
Because it wasn't in my interest, what maybe interesting to someone else may not be for me, I liked videogames and sitcoms, not subrealistic movies and… navegational stuff?
If I was into understanding Amelie I would have learned French as well.
Besides all my craft's books are in english.
The french language is wonderful if ordering a wine in a expensive restaurant to impress your date.
But a expensive german car does the same for you….so forget about french and buy a german car.
@robbybedfart:
I wouldn't have guessed it wasn't your first language.
Thats the craziest thing about this board. People from all over the damn world. Many of them totally multilingual. But still speaking American-ese fluently. Its boggling. And impressive. Someone will randomly tell me "Oh yeah, I live in Germany" or "I live in Greece" to which I can only go "whaaa?" And then after a moments thought, add "Well, the timezone difference does explain your posting times…" And yet they still keep up with most of the culture references and... do this stupid language perfectly. Its crazy.
(We don't speak English stateside. We speak American. Totally different languages. Very similar, and the same roots, but totally different at this point.)
That's the magic of internet. I live in Venezuela.
wait…was that narutoxsauske stuff true or was that guy just trolling...
This was inevitable.
sWS-FoXbjVI
That's the magic of internet. I live in Venezuela.
whaaa?
….
Well, the timezone difference does explain your posting times...
Because it wasn't in my interest, what maybe interesting to someone else may not be for me, I liked videogames and sitcoms, not subrealistic movies and… navegational stuff?
If I was into understanding Amelie I would have learned French as well.
Besides all my craft's books are in english.
You have a tunnel view on the stuff coming from these 2 countries.
Which doesn't help fighting ignorance.
took several years of Japanese. Not that it amounts to shit, since I would juggle it with several other classes to study while I was full time at college. I can pretty much read hiragana, but never quite got Katakana and like KingOfSarus said, Kanji is just a whole other beast.
it's fun to take for language credits… but you literally have to devote all of your study to it if you want to become fluent.
oh and speaking of learning french. There is one good motivation I can think of to learn it.
-chicks
@robbybedfart:
You mean…
Freedom Fries?
…yes... yes I did...
@robbybedfart:
This was inevitable.
sWS-FoXbjVI
I swear, I blast "America, Fuck Yeah!" every 4th of July. That makes me a true American.
You don't have a tunnel view on the stuff coming from these 2 countries.
Which doesn't help fighting ignorance.
That's a better reason, global super powers tend to black out other things, specialy USA in latin america. We get either what we produce (one of these days I'll read 100 years of solitude!!!..Ehm that's Colombian) or what is brought in mass.