@robbybedfart:
Also, its seriously a time for old super badasses in manga lately. One Piece, Hunter Hunter, Bleach, Negima… why even in Naruto we've got.... uhm...
Third Hokage! …oh wait... Jiraiya! ...oh wait... Danzou?! ...oh wait...
@robbybedfart:
Also, its seriously a time for old super badasses in manga lately. One Piece, Hunter Hunter, Bleach, Negima… why even in Naruto we've got.... uhm...
Third Hokage! …oh wait... Jiraiya! ...oh wait... Danzou?! ...oh wait...
You were already my hero for trying Robby… get the fuck out of that musical before it consumes you into DARKNESS!!!! :blink:
I appreciate the concern. I'm not attempting it all at once. But god, it is terrible.
Third Hokage! …oh wait... Jiraiya! ...oh wait... Danzou?! ...oh wait...
I'd almost accept Danzo as a reasonable answer for "badass old guy dying within the last couple weeks" except his death was incredibly lame and stupid and relied on an incredibly shitty strategy, and he didn't manage to do any lasting damage to his opponent.
"I've got 10 lives, I think I'll stay here and exhaust them all and not pay any attention when I'm on the last one!"
If he'd managed to take Sasuke with him, he would of course be my hero.
We'll just reset the clocks and go back to the Third vs/ Orochimaru fight and pretend THAT's the chapter coming out this week instead.
@robbybedfart:
We'll just reset the clocks and go back to the Third vs/ Orochimaru fight and pretend THAT's the chapter coming out this week instead.
^^^ THIS!!! goes and watches the Hokage Vs. Orochimaru fight
Guys! The new chapter of Naruto is out on Onemanga!
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/123/01/
The third hokage is so badass! Taking out the first two hokages AND Orocimaru in one move! Totally awesome.
@robbybedfart:
I appreciate the concern. I'm not attempting it all at once. But god, it is terrible.
I'd almost accept Danzo as a reasonable answer for "badass old guy dying within the last couple weeks" except his death was incredibly lame and stupid and relied on an incredibly shitty strategy, and he didn't manage to do any lasting damage to his opponent.
"I've got 10 lives, I think I'll stay here and exhaust them all and not pay any attention when I'm on the last one!"
If he'd managed to take Sasuke with him, he would of course be my hero.
We'll just reset the clocks and go back to the Third vs/ Orochimaru fight and pretend THAT's the chapter coming out this week instead.
Why go back that far when jman died. hmm so wat your saying if the King lives without any lifetime affects Nestro suxs?
Netero already made a difference, he changed the King's entirely psycological outlook and opinion of human lives. His fight made a difference. And nuking the king, even if it doesn't kill him, might make yet another profound change on him.
Its not killing your opponent that matters, its your death having some sort of point or impact.
And Jiraiya still ain't dead. Unless you can show me the scene where the frogs mention that he was removed from the blood oath pact scroll, as we saw happened when Danzo killed that one little messenger frog. Otherwise, theres no witnesses, no body, no funeral, and no sign that hes actually dead.
Goddamn it Robby… everytime you mention those frog scrolls I feel like an idiot for shedding a SINGLE tear for Jiraiya. Let's just HOPE Kishi forgot about the frog scrolls and he is dead... pretty please? Otherwise the level of troll from that death scene alone is pretty astounding.
:ninja: ohai der juju
@robbybedfart:
I'd almost accept Danzo as a reasonable answer for "badass old guy dying within the last couple weeks" except his death was incredibly lame and stupid and relied on an incredibly shitty strategy, and he didn't manage to do any lasting damage to his opponent.
"I've got 10 lives, I think I'll stay here and exhaust them all and not pay any attention when I'm on the last one!"
If he'd managed to take Sasuke with him, he would of course be my hero.
We'll just reset the clocks and go back to the Third vs/ Orochimaru fight and pretend THAT's the chapter coming out this week instead.
I was just trying to think of relatively cool old dudes in Naruto… grasping at straws and really got nothing recent... except that Third Hokage epicness in the new chapter you linked
@robbybedfart:
Netero already made a difference, he changed the King's entirely psycological outlook and opinion of human lives. His fight made a difference. And nuking the king, even if it doesn't kill him, might make yet another profound change on him.
Its not killing your opponent that matters, its your death having some sort of point or impact.
And Jiraiya still ain't dead. Unless you can show me the scene where the frogs mention that he was removed from the blood oath pact scroll, as we saw happened when Danzo killed that one little messenger frog. Otherwise, theres no witnesses, no body, no funeral, and no sign that hes actually dead.
I already showed u the chapter with him dying. Get over it. The King was changing his mind way before Nestro got involve. That little girl probably can give him orders for god sakes.
Omg Gaiz Orochimaru Might Get The Third With That Sword :o!
Goddamn it Robby… everytime you mention those frog scrolls I feel like an idiot for shedding a SINGLE tear for Jiraiya. Let's just HOPE Kishi forgot about the frog scrolls and he is dead... pretty please? Otherwise the level of troll from that death scene alone is pretty astounding.
If there'd been a funeral, (so that, say, Tsunade, could be seen mourning) I'd let it pass and accept that he was dead, because it was a decent-ish way to go out. But there wasn't a funeral, instead Naruto just sort of put on a determined look and started training, which means the characters (and the author) aren't committed to Jiraiya being dead. And the last time we saw him, he had JUST gotten a second wind, escaped his enemy and dived into the water, and started thinking about his next book. A nice touching end… maybe.
But neither the old frogs nor Pain saw him actually die, (even though we have a nice piece of paper that magically and automatically notifies the frogs of death nothing was ever mentioned about it) and well, dude was a master. He could have used the last of his strength to summon a big thing and been carried off to safety where he's recovering nicely. And hell, Pain did a massive "revive everyone I've injured" jutsu, so if Jiraiya had held on THAT long, he's probably fine. I figure his reappearance is being saved for a special happy moment at the end, so as to not cheapen Naruto's dedication or resolve or status as "only toad sage" until then.
I mean hell. Hinata confessed almost exactly a year ago, and she's still ALIVE to talk to. If THAT conversation can be held off till series end for "drama" purposes, so can Jiraiya's return. Easily. It's only been like, a week and a half for the characters.
Its comics. If there ain't a body, they aint dead. And with ninjas, even if there is a body, it might be a log. And Neji, Choji, Gaara, Hinata, Kakashi and Sasuke (multiple times) all surviving death experiances since the Third died nulls out the sense of disbelief, or the feeling that the author can go through with killing a hero character anymore.
Sure Naruto trained to avenge him, and had that speech for Pain, but hey, Sasuke trained to kill Itachi, and look where that's led.
I'm not believing Jiraiya is dead until the series is actually over. Hell. There's STILL that "other half of the fox chakra" key thing to turn. Though maybe naruto going 8 tails and talking to his dad was that. Maybe.
I can't wait to see what happens in chapter 124!
@robbybedfart:
There's also an extended and lengthy song where 7 year old Fiona does a duet with her teenage and adult selves looking forward to being rescued and is quite clearly going insane.
That actually sounds pretty funny.
…
....
I miss the Third. ._.
@robbybedfart:
If there'd been a funeral, I'd let it pass and accept that he was dead, because it was a decent-ish way to go out. But there wasn't a funeral , which means the characters (and the author) aren't committed to Juraiya being dead. And the last time we saw him, he had JUST gotten a second win, escaped his enemy and dived into the water, and started thinking about his next book. A nice touching end… maybe.
But neither the old frogs nor Pain saw him actually die, and well, dude was a master. He could have used the last of his strength to summon a big thing and been carried off to safety where he's recovering nicely. And hell, Pain did a massive "revive everyone I've injured" jutsu, so if Jiraiya had held on THAT long, he's probably fine. I figure his reappearance is being saved for a special happy moment at the end, so as to not cheapen Naruto's dedication or resolve.
I mean hell. Hinata confessed almost exactly a year ago, and she's still ALIVE to talk to. If THAT conversation can be held off till series end for "drama" purposes, so can Jiraiya's return. Easily.
Its comics. If there ain't a body, they aint dead. And with ninjas, even if there is a body, it might be a log. And Neji, Choji, Gaara, Hinata, Kakashi and Sasuke (multiple times) all surviving death experiances since the Third died nulls out the sense of disbelief.
Sure Naruto trained to avenge him, and had that speech for Pain, but hey, Sasuke trained to kill Itachi, and look where that's led.
I'm not believing Jiraiya is dead until the series is actually over.
Look at this guy with one of his little predictions(Which always fails) just like the one in ur sig. Pain could only revive the people he recently kill not Jman. U failed again.
@robbybedfart:
And hell, Pain did a massive "revive everyone I've injured" jutsu, so if Jiraiya had held on THAT long, he's probably fine. I figure his reappearance is being saved for a special happy moment at the end, so as to not cheapen Naruto's dedication or resolve.
I mean hell. Hinata confessed almost exactly a year ago, and she's still ALIVE to talk to. If THAT conversation can be held off till series end for "drama" purposes, so can Jiraiya's return. Easily.
Regarding Jiraiya I unfortunately said the EXACT same words to my friend concerning Pain's "El oh El Life" Jutsu. Jiraiya had a decent send off (the anime especially was particularly heart wrenching with all the flashbacks and Jiraiya's VA being amazing and all) but like you said and I suspect, we got trolled. Hard. :sad:
Yanno, in another manga the Hinata confession would've been adressed by now. I mean for fuck's sake when Orihime declared herself to Ichigo he was asleep so that nig has an excuse at least. Naruto was RIGHT there when she went all Juliet to his Romeo and got wtfpwnt in like half a panel. I know Kishi is ALL about NarutoXSasuke but Jeebus at least have Naruto ACKNOWLEDGE the ONE character that likes (… LOVES) him.
Or wait till the end of the series when Naruto brings Sasuke back to the leaf as an old beaten bag of minced bones, becomes Hokage to play MahJong (sp) with Gaara during the weekends, moves in with Hinata for teh lulz and has Sasuke and Sakura live in his guest house like a terribad episode of "Yes, Dear". Jiraiya can come too...for lulz.
Regarding Jiraiya I unfortunately said the EXACT same words to my friend concerning Pain's "El oh El Life" Jutsu. Jiraiya had a decent send off (the anime especially was particularly heart wrenching with all the flashbacks and Jiraiya's VA being amazing and all) but like you said and I suspect, we got trolled. Hard. :sad:
Yanno, in another manga the Hinata confession would've been adressed by now. I mean for fuck's sake when Orihime declared herself to Ichigo he was asleep so that nig has an excuse at least. Naruto was RIGHT there when she went all Juliet to his Romeo and got wtfpwnt in like half a panel. I know Kishi is ALL about NarutoXSasuke but Jeebus at least have Naruto ACKNOWLEDGE the ONE character that likes (… LOVES) him.
Or wait till the end of the series when Naruto brings Sasuke back to the leaf as an old beaten bag of minced bones, becomes Hokage to play MahJong (sp) with Gaara during the weekends, moves in with Hinata for teh lulz and has Sasuke and Sakura live in his guest house like a terribad episode of "Yes, Dear". Jiraiya can come too...for lulz.
Goku ignores chi chi until he grow up a little. You guys act like he won't see her again. Most mangas ignore relationship crap anyways. Luffy would be hitting hancock and Gon would some ass already too. Instead they run around with boys.
Omg Gaiz Orochimaru Might Get The Third With That Sword :o!
It's been 7 episodes of just ever building suspense with that reused sword-through-Third Orochimaru-getting-soul-yanked scene, I can't wait to see it again next episode! I'm baffled as to how the anime is further than the manga though… Oh wait... is Naruto one of those anime first then manga deals? :P
Look at this guy with one of his little predictions(Which always fails) just like the one in ur sig. Pain could only revive the people he recently kill not Jman. U failed again.
He actually has a point that as a Naruto fan you should recognize. Look at all the other characters that have had dramatic death scenes, even if you take out the Pain arc, it should be apparent that no one is killed until they have a solid form of being confirmed dead such as the Third's funeral. Choji came back from a suicide pill, Neji was practically given a sacrificing his life scene that same arc, Gaara died and ot dragonball'ed back, etc…
Goku ignores chi chi until he grow up a little. You guys act like he won't see her again. Most mangas ignore relationship crap anyways. Luffy would be hitting hancock and Gon would some ass already too. Instead they run around with boys.
Luffy is a different case… he's oblivious to feelings such as those he'd need to reciprocate Hancock's. Naruto has shown us otherwise with his early liking of Sakura and current manlove for Sasuke. Gon hasn't had anyone show up who he'd have those kinds of feelings for unless you're asking for a shonen-ai with Killua... but if you want shonen-ai, you're already reading the right series since you got Narusuke :P
It's been 7 episodes of just ever building suspense with that reused sword-through-Third Orochimaru-getting-soul-yanked scene, I can't wait to see it again next episode! I'm baffled as to how the anime is further than the manga though… Oh wait... is Naruto one of those anime first then manga deals? :P
SPOILER TAG DAT SHIT!
It's been 7 episodes of just ever building suspense with that reused sword-through-Third Orochimaru-getting-soul-yanked scene, I can't wait to see it again next episode! I'm baffled as to how the anime is further than the manga though… Oh wait... is Naruto one of those anime first then manga deals? :P
He actually has a point that as a Naruto fan you should recognize. Look at all the other characters that have had dramatic death scenes, even if you take out the Pain arc, it should be apparent that no one is killed until they have a solid form of being confirmed dead such as the Third's funeral. Choji came back from a suicide pill, Neji was practically given a sacrificing his life scene that same arc, Gaara died and ot dragonball'ed back, etc...
Luffy is a different case... he's oblivious to feelings such as those he'd need to reciprocate Hancock's. Naruto has shown us otherwise with his early liking of Sakura and current manlove for Sasuke. Gon hasn't had anyone show up who he'd have those kinds of feelings for unless you're asking for a shonen-ai with Killua... but if you want shonen-ai, you're already reading the right series since you got Narusuke :P
Naruto hasn't shown any liking to Sasuke in that way. If Naruto wasn't on missions all the time, he spends his time training and spying on girls. Where was it stated Naruto has feelings for hinata?? I know they will probably end up with each other, but he hasn't said anything yet. Gon acts the sameway towards Killua who have killed people before.
Anything can happen, but i see Jman staying dead.
don't quote him
bobby can't see what the wild Juju is posting
Naruto hasn't shown any liking to Sasuke in that way.
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/3/08/
Aahh young love… since Chapter 3: "Uchiha Sasuke" the seeds of love have been planted for Sakura to take her seat at the side of her beloved ever since they shared the ONLY kiss in this manga...
Ohwai that's Naruto and Sasuke. :ninja:
Has anyone else in this manga locked lips besides these two buffoons? (serious question)
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Naruto hasn't shown any liking to Sasuke in that way. If Naruto wasn't on missions all the time, he spends his time training and spying on girls. Where was it stated Naruto has feelings for hinata?? I know they will probably end up with each other, but he hasn't said anything yet. Gon acts the sameway towards Killua who have killed people before.
Anything can happen, but i see Jman staying dead.
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Juju quote hidden here^
Just to clarify… the NaruxSasu stuff was half joking... And I'd hope something happens with Hinata's confession at least. You helped my point on why Luffy doesn't have any real possible pairings; unlike Naruto's behavior you brought up to counter my half joking point of NaruxSasu, Luffy doesn't normally do these things. Oda even said he only acted perverted around Nami the couple times he did because Usopp was a bad influence on him lol. I agree, Gon and Killua are just good friends, but my point was there's really no one to pair in that manga. There was some creepy innuendo with Hisoka though :ninja: We'll agree to disagree on Jman then.
I think that concludes our brief... uh... what's less epic in length than a debathe?
Also I don't think anyone but Naruto and Sasuke has O.O goes to purge his brain
http://www.onemanga.com/Naruto/3/08/
Aahh young love… since Chapter 3: "Uchiha Sasuke" the seeds of love have been planted for Sakura to take her seat at the side of her beloved ever since they shared the ONLY kiss in this manga...
Ohwai that's Naruto and Sasuke. :ninja:
Has anyone else in this manga locked lips besides these two buffoons? (serious question)
Asuma fOwned Kurenai off screen.
Asuma fOwned Kurenai off screen.
Good for Asuma (RiP), still the fact that only these two have been the only ones to lock lips in a shonen manga of all things (where usually this type of shenanigans are rare) ON-SCREEN is a bit lulzworthy. :happy:
(And wouldn't every major character that has children "fOwned" off-screen also?)
I found that a little funny. Asuma and Kurenai were never shown to be anything more than just interested in each other during the series ('less, I missed something) then Kurenai comes in (after Asuma died) pregnant.
It's like "when? where? huh?"
Asuma fOwned Kurenai off screen.
yes he did. Quite an accomplished ninja that one.
Kurenai…
WOW I like completely forgot her before you mentioned this...
She was a pretty good character to fight as in Narutimate Accel (import)
yes he did. Quite an accomplished ninja that one.
Kurenai…
WOW I like completely forgot her before you mentioned this...
She was a pretty good character to fight as in Narutimate Accel (import)
whats so accomplished about getting fOwned. i would call it an accomplishment if sasugay gets fOwned by naruto:ninja:
Dammit this chapter sucked.
Lol Yonkou… truth thou. I had a bit of Deja Vu reading this one.
Or maybe it was the time-travelling to 3rd Hokage Vs. Orochimaru... :ninja:
if we ask for a refund, but it was free, what would we get in return?
@dirt:
if we ask for a refund, but it was free, what would we get in return?
Sex ?
signs up for said refund
Where do I turn this bish in?
@robbybedfart:
Sex ?
Yeah but you'd have to get it from Kishi, so… :sad:.
man, buzzkill
I think given the suffering involved, Kishi would have to shill out for a nice attactive looking, quality professional hooker, gender of your choice, as proper repayment for the time, energy, wasted potential, and mental anguish involved.
I bought volume 10 once, (the Lee/Gaara fight in its entirety) so I've even contributed money, on top of time and energy. He owes me.
@dirt:
man, buzzkill
That wasn't even the worst part, you just know that Kishi would likely write even more shitty than he does now just so he can honor the refunds.
@robbybedfart:
I bought volume 10 once, (the Lee/Gaara fight in its entirety) so I've even contributed money, on top of time and energy. He owes me.
damn straight
What can I say ?
Sasuke is an asshole !
I mean he is not very nice. He treats everyone around him like shit including his best friends and he cares only about himself.
If he does not care for anyone. Why should I ?
All the best villains are dead.
Who gives a damn when a chapter will end with a Zetsu cliffhanger ?
whats so accomplished about getting fOwned.
I was praising Asuma, who did delivered the "fOwning"
I'd congrat Kurenai there too. He's a catch.
I bet he got her pregnant while they were jumping from tree to tree
I bet he got her pregnant while they were jumping from tree to tree
Ah, African forest sex.
What can I say ?
Sasuke is an asshole !
I mean he is not very nice. He treats everyone around him like shit including his best friends and he cares only about himself.
If he does not care for anyone. Why should I ?
All the best villains are dead.
Who gives a damn when a chapter will end with a Zetsu cliffhanger ?
Welcome to Naruto, the worst hotel ever. Bad service, Rotten beds and no refunds. Anlso, one of the staff is a transvestite.
16 characters of Hee Haw.
Now follows a plot prediction:
Naruto is gonna get knocked out by Sakuras poison and then Sasuke says
"I gonna let you life so you have to watch while I kill everyone EVERYONE hahaha"
evil overlord escape (or a carmen sandiego escape but that would be too awesome)
Rockapella would make this manga much better.
cuzc4jgwlT8
Sasuke would be a much better character if he was an ugly dwarf. His reasoning would be simpler, he's obsessed with revenge because god made him an ugly dwarf.
Sasuke would be a much better character if he was an ugly dwarf. His reasoning would be simpler, he's obsessed with revenge because god made him an ugly dwarf.
yea and he could go around fighting heartless so snow white wont loose her heart