Don't Stop… Dattebaaayo! Naruto VII

maxterdexter

Fuck, the most complete page on info of Dragon Ball, right up to goku's leave with Uub is gone from the web.. I can't find Ciudad Satan. T_T

When I and the net was young, I used to search any amount of info about dragon ball, before the crappy wiki who even has a "Tao pai pai Saga" ugh. DB is divided in Starting, first tournament, Red Ribbon, 2th Tournament, Picoro Saga, 3rd Tournament/Picoro Junior Saga, and DBZ is Vegeta, Frezzer, Cell and Majin Buu, a filler can't be called a saga for fuck's sake!!! (Galick junior saga?!??!?!)

So, now when I want to know.. who collected each dragon ball during the red ribbon era I have to read it all again, or try from memory..

Silver: Went to Ox and Chichi's house because Pilaf was around with one
White: The franken android had it
Blue: In a random pirate cave
Yellow: the aborigens around the cat's tower had the 4 stars ball
Purple: she got one in a swamp and gave it to red, before stealing all the money of the red ribbon
Red: Had one in the base already, but I don't remember who found it.
Pillaf: got one and managed to hide from the Dragon Radar.

What's the deal with cats and towers? I didn't make the connection untill now, but in Okami the cat's power is used to climb a tower, that had a lot of cats around. It is there a common legend about this, or Okami made a omage to DB?

Oh, poor cat constelation, the others had cool powers, the sun, the mon, fire, wind, water, lighting, ice, plants, explosive, swords, time/Space, and… repairing the bridge at the first area and the floor at the last battle... Cat and Dragon got shafted in that game.

Chopperrules

@robbybedfart:

Naruto spoilers.

! Sasuke and Karin and Sakura have a three way. Everyone feels dirty and commits suicide right after.
! Naruto arrives scant moments later and declares "I don't believe it!"

This would probably be better than what will actually happen. :ninja:

maxterdexter

I'm angry, no one came to my burger reunion… I was going to use my clasic recipe:

maxterdexter

Maybe I should have used Prince's meat like Daiki and Kibi, I used cow's shoulder instead…

Kaze

Insider2000

@Kaze:

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh15/KazeisKaze/1264645222718.jpg

What a horrible future.

Robby

Youtube said I would like this based on some past thing I favorited. And its awesome, I do in fact like it, and its extremely familiar, but I have no flippin' clue what it is. Oh well. Share my pain of not knowing.

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(Unless you DO know what it is or can read the japanese, in which case, end my pain and let us know.)

Nobodyman

Well, I don't know what the Japanese text says, but I do know that the music comes from this video.

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And yes, the name of the song is Canon by classical composer Johann Pachelbel

Robby

Oh. Pachelbel's Canon in D. _Of course.

How silly of me to not recognize it instantly._ (not really).

That does explain it though, I've heard the piece before, even if I hadn't seen the, apparently, insanely popular youtube video to it. (how the heck does something get 70 MILLION views on youtube? I mean, its been up for 5 years, but still!)

But this is why I love this place. Even stupid absurd random questions often have answers!

Nobodyman

Sorry. I didn't mean to sound smart alecky (I mean that sincerely). It's just that I am familiar with that song and I, personally, did recognize it almost instantly.

But yes, that's the name of the song and that's the video it comes from.

EDIT: 70 million views? Pshaw. The most viewed video on youtube is the Charlie Bit Me vid with 160 million views, and it's been up for…wait for it.........3 months shy of 3 years.

Robby

But I was the one being smart aleky! I even used sarcastic italics! I was mocking my own not recognizing the classical nature and apparent popularity of it, not the identification.

Honest. Thanks for the help on identifying it. ANd so quick, before I went to bed, even.

Greg

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"Things You Wish You Didn't Know."

Good fucking Lord.

Thanks robbybedfart.

Thanks.

cries in corner shivering

Nobodyman

No no, see I was the one being smart alecky by acting as if I was sorry for possibly offending you, so much so that I didn't even put my sarcasm in italics, and went so far as to delete part of my previous post. You see, I'm two steps ahead of you robby. In fact I'm so far ahead of you that I go all the way around the world until I'm two steps behind you and…...you know what, fuck it.

I'm glad I could be of help :) May we be graced with the presence of Naruto spoilers tomorrow.

EDIT: Some supposedly real spoilers.

! > -Sasuke and Kakashi talk.

-Sakura heals Karin?
! Dammit Kakashi! Why did you have to go and prevent a perfectly good chance for Sasuke to Sasuke to kill Sakura?!
! And dammit Sakura! Why did you have to stop Karin from dying?!

Jejune

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Nobodyman

More detailed info.

! > -Sasuke says he will let Sakura join his "team", but only if she will deal the finishing blow to Karin. Sakura approaches Karin, and prepares to gut Sasuke with a kunai.

-Sasuke, standing behind Sakura, prepares to blow her brains out with a Chidori Shot Gun (okay, it's actually the sword thingie).
! Ah, love.
! > -Kakashi arrives just in time, and stops Sasuke from killing Sakura.

-Kakashi and Sasuke talk. Kakashi refers to Sarutobi's dillema with Orochimaru, and Sasuke mocks Kakashi explaining that Kakashi will follow the same route as Sarutobi. They prepare to fight.

-Sakura takes Karin from the new battlefield, and begisn to heal Karin's wounds.

-There is no mention of Naruto.

skarabee

Oh please….repeat 16 times

Silence

! If Kakashi dies again I am dropping this manga no matter what.

GaaraofTheDesert

How much chakra has Saucegay. He fought 5 Kages, Danzo and now Kakashi WTF !?

Gekko135

^it doesn't matter.

Sasuke's chakra is powered by ridiculousness

SMUDGE

Spoilers sounds fake, or diluted with shit…...i.e. more than usual.

Aslan

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Herackles

naruto spoilers always seem fake. thats how shit of a series it is

Narutossss

@Gekko135:

^it doesn't matter.

Sasuke's chakra is powered by ridiculousness

More accurately darkness:getlost:

loledinmypants

Wow… if the spoilers are true Kishi has once again surprised me with how terrible this is. Suckura not owned by Saucegay and Karin not dieing AND Kakashi vs Saucegay incoming? Only thing missing from this chapter is more Naruto hyperventilating, but I suppose that will come when he walks in on Saucegay fighting Kakashi and once again is faced with having to realize Sauce is fueled by DARKNESS...

maxterdexter

@Gekko135:

^it doesn't matter.

Sasuke's chakra is powered by ridiculousness

Besides, he has one of Karin's fingers in his pocket, just in case

anoobis

Darkness, everybody, darkness is spreading!

Robby

@Greg:

"Things You Wish You Didn't Know."
Good fucking Lord.
Thanks robbybedfart.
Thanks.

…
is that what the text was? I could throw in some smarmy sarcastic text here and say "Oh yes, I intentionally shared a horror" but... I didn't.

"Things You Wish You Didn't Know" huh.

That sounds unpleasant.

WHY WOULD YOUTUBE THINK I WANTED THAT?

Well, the music was cool. But its apparently already in a video with 70 million views, so…

No comment on the Naruto spoilers. Its about what we figured/jokingly mocked. As per usual.

MiniLuffy

Hey, I have a question. Why isn't your nickname restored yet? Actually, will it ever be?

loledinmypants

@MiniLuffy:

Hey, I have a question. Why isn't your nickname restored yet? Actually, will it ever be?

What are you talking about? Robbybedfart is clearly a different person from the old, cooler Robbybevard. I mean, old Robby had class, new Robby farts in bed. Just because one took their avatar from the other doesn't mean they're the same.

Robby

@MiniLuffy:

Hey, I have a question. Why isn't your nickname restored yet? Actually, will it ever be?

Because you bastards voted for me in the Arlong Park awards, and I won a couple categories. It started as a joke, but E1n's early rule about the name change was that, if I won anything, I would have to keep the name, since obviously otherwise the award would be invalid.

So I'm pretty much stuck until the 2010 awards. Hopefully I don't win anything then.

Because you're all bastards.

My one consolation is Bad-Beat is now Ms. Suave Debonair. For much the same reason, whim of E1n.

Darkstorm

@robbybedfart:

My one consolation is Bad-Beat is now Ms. Suave Debonair. For much the same reason, whim of E1n.

That's got to be a bugger to have to log in with every time.

Gorgeous Nao

@loledinmypants:

Wow… if the spoilers are true Kishi has once again surprised me with how terrible this is. Suckura not owned by Saucegay and Karin not dieing AND Kakashi vs Saucegay incoming? Only thing missing from this chapter is more Naruto hyperventilating, but I suppose that will come when he walks in on Saucegay fighting Kakashi and once again is faced with having to realize Sauce is fueled by DARKNESS...

He is fueled by DARKNESS within DARKNESS and his SHARINGAN OF DARKNESS will soon release the ultimate DARK attack! AMATERASUSUSANOOINAMIIZAMISAMASENSEIKAGEOKAMITORIBANANANANAFOFANABINGBONG NO JUTSU!

With DARKNESS.

Narutossss

Makes me feel very sad how one character can ruin a decent manga… the sasuke plothole as dragged everything into the deep depths of darkness. The kyuubi never got any character development expect from part 1. I feel like ranting on about how disgusting part 2 as been but we ALL know. facepalm If naruto does get a part 3, I hope sasuke die and madara's plans works excluding naruto and the kyuubi so naruto as to fight the world in part 3. that could be an interesting twist but it's never gonna happen.

SantoryuMaster97

@Gorgeous:

He is fueled by DARKNESS within DARKNESS and his SHARINGAN OF DARKNESS will soon release the ultimate DARK attack! AMATERASUSUSANOOINAMIIZAMISAMASENSEIKAGEOKAMITORIBANANANANAFOFANABINGBONG NO JUTSU!

With DARKNESS.

NOOOOO!!!!

Not…."That" Jutsu! Its a FORBIDDEN Jutsu. "That" Jutsu is FAR TOO POWERFUL for even the shittiest of Turds floating around in a ses pool of diarrea DARKNESS!! NOOOOOO!

Chopperrules

My favorite part of the entire spoiler was this:

[hide]no mention of Naruto

Even Ichigo gets more screen-time standing around gawking than Naruto does. :ninja:

Actually, I think a fight between Sasuke and Kakashi could be amusing at best, but I still can't stand how Sasuke is like the star of every chapter now.[/hide]

Chrissie

Lol @ The spoilers.

And Robby…If you didn't want to win any award to keep your original username, then why didn't you simply pull out of the Awards~? ;P Or did e1n already foresaw that and threatened you to stay in or he would change your username anyway?

Sesshy

Kakashi is now my fourth least favorite character since he stopped two of the top three from being killed.

Robby

@Chrissie:

And Robby…If you didn't want to win any award to keep your original username, then why didn't you simply pull out of the Awards~? ;P Or did e1n already foresaw that and threatened you to stay in or he would change your username anyway?

Because I'm a good sport. And its all in fun.

At least, I think its all in fun.

Chrissie

@robbybedfart:

Because I'm a good sport. And its all in fun.

At least, I think its all in fun.

:ninja: I see~ Sure Robby! It's all in fun.

tigerlilly

Wow man! Those spoilers! We were so close to both Sakura and Karin biting the dust, but then Kakashi comes in and ruins it all.
Screw you Kakashi, I thought you were cool…:(
I'm so angry, I can't even talk correctly anymore!

kpTpm1SS2hU

DooMinator

It's time for Sucksuke to get someone elses sharingan. Madara has some in stock, it's even possible to choose your favorite color :ninja:

The spoilers are great. Kishi must have read OP. "OMG, Oda did it and killed Mary Sue. I need to do the same. I'm sorry, Kakashi…"

Robby

Nope, Kakashi can't die. He, Choji, Neji and Hinata are all effectively immortal now. The've had dramatic death scenes and lived through them. If they were going to die, they would have died then when it was poigniant and the first time.

DooMinator

@robbybedfart:

Nope, Kakashi can't die. He, Choji, Neji and Hinata are all effectively immortal now. The've had dramatic death scenes and lived through them. If they were going to die, they would have died then when it was poigniant and the first time.

No way anybody could doubt you :ninja:

Gekko135

well, time for a new chapter of Naruto

oh boy!

So now, while we wait about a fucking month for the protagonist to run through a forest to a spot we've been for the past several months, we get to see the series coolest character get his ass whooped by the series most hated character… who happens to be completely weakened from previously killing another cool character.

hot damn!

Not to mention that Sakura is there!!! (yay!) who has now had her previous plan (taking on Sasuke herself... GASP whodathunkit!) thrown away by Kishimoto who opts to substitute her with the worst possible course of action to take..... Reviving Karin!

Totally glad i'm spending money to read this

[hide] i'm not! [/hide]

loledinmypants

idk what I find worst: Sakura not getting her ass handed to her by Sasuke, Karin getting revived, or the fact that Kakashi is being reduced to an incredibly lame character by causing the first two things to happen combined with his inievitable upcoming loss to Sasuke just to fuel Kishi's Uchiha boner…
Kakashi used to be cool, but this and the upcoming chapters are likely gonna ruin him... Unless he actually manages to fight to a kind of draw that cripples both him and Sasuke... I'd say "if he won" but we know that won't happen, so I'll settle with the passable possible result... but Kishi still won't make it happen.
So... let's see... Kishi's list of characters that are awesome that must be killed or otherwise ruined must be pretty much completely checked off for completed by now... Or am I forgetting a character that could actually do something awesome? We know Lee/Guy won't since that'd be the best thing Kishi could do, and seeing as "best possibility" and "direction Kishi takes part 2" are inverses of each other... This chapter proves that rather clearly by taking all the worst things he could cram into the chapter and making them happen. Although I guess he didn't throw in a wide panel of Naruto collapsing from hyperventilating again :ninja: OH wait, Raikage could suddenly become relevent again, then there'd be a character I gave a damn about doing something. But I'd bet Kishi pulls a Kubo and forgets Raikage... is stricken down by righteous fury for uttering Kishi and Kubo in one sentence
Ok, done rambling/ranting about the spoilers being fail...

KzTxL7

Why can't I stop reading? I've already seen the trainwreck! Its been going on for so long, but at this point it's becomes something gruesome to watch. So why can't I stop?!

KingofSarus

Is Sakura dead yet?

Sakonosolo

@tigerlilly:

kpTpm1SS2hU

What the hell did she say ?

Airflow

Wonder where this exciting battle is going…

I bet Sasuke beats Kakashi easily and then when Naruto comes and inevitably beats him after 30 chapters of wangst someone will comment Sasuke only lost cause he was low on chakra, thus appeasing both the fangirls and Kishi's masturbations.

Buuhan1

Oh man, this series just can't can't can't!