Just came back from the movie. Entertaining, but oh my god, it was so duuuuuuuuuuumb!
[hide]Here's the thing: I can defend Bryce Dallas Howard's character NOT evacuating everyone at the beginning. She said, "If we close down due to this, we will never open up again." And that makes sense. If they closed down, there would be investigations as to WHY they closed down, and when they find out that they made a fucking mass morph abomination: a) Nobody is gonna want to go to Jurassic World again. b) The media is going to TEAR THEM APART AND CLOSE THE PLACE DOWN! So I understood that mentality. Is it selfish mentality? Yes. Is it a safe mentality? No. But it's a BUSINESS mentality that was looking out for the company, because they believed they could contain 'evil dinosaur'.
THAT? Didn't bother me.
Mr. Twirly 'I'm Gonna Make a Raptor Military' Mustache Bad Guy was the most painful… thing to ever exist in a Jurassic Park movie! Everyone in this movie was dumb as fuck, but HE TOOK THE CAKE! The last time an antagonist was this unbelievably illogical toward the point of making me sick to my stomach in a movie, I was watching Avatar (not the cartoon/movie based on the cartoon). When they introduced him and he started spouting his nonsense, I was already praying that he was going to die in the first 30 minutes, but HE KEPT GOING!
I don't hate the movie. But there was so much that was actively painful to watch that... Nah...
I like Jurassic Park 3 more.[/hide]