Pick-up/Chat-up Lines!!!

[BlackGalleon1]

I was hoping we would have some fun with this. We all know some chat-up/pick-up lines; a few of us have used them, and some have had them used on them. This is the thread for you to post 'em. What's the funniest/cheesiest/weirdest/dumbest/greatest pick-up line(s) you know? Which ones have you used? Which ones have been used on you (mainly for our AP girlz)?

Remember, by posting here you could be helping someone either by giving them a laugh or by telling them which lines to use/not use (mainly not use).

[Fleur]

Used on me a week ago.

Guy: "So, how are you?"
Me: "Fine."
Guy: "Oh, I know yo fine." raised eyebrow

Haha, I barely knew him from a friend.

[AWB]

Presenting the dumbest pick-up line ever, provided by one of my friends.

"Hey baby, ever been to Disney Land?"

[abc]

@Fleur:

Used on me a week ago.

Guy: "So, how are you?"
Me: "Fine."
Guy: "Oh, I know yo fine." raised eyebrow

Damn!, I would use one like that on you Fleur! (hope your boyfriend don't read this)
Nah, just kidding!
I suck to pick-up lines, I always say she is pretty and asks if she is with someone… and bla bla bla...
later I try to remeber and post here

[Cr4zy]

Hey do you have a library card? Cause I wanna check you out!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!

And this one is from my friend, or so he says:
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[AWB]

Girl, you must be jamacian. Because jamacian me crazy.

[Cochise]

"You must be from heaven because I've got an erection" got that from Robot chicken.

[Zulen]

"Hey, baby, want to go fuck in the bathroom?"

A drunk guy asked my sister this at a bar.

[meethz]

something my friend actually uses;

GUY: "What?"
GIRL: "Ehm, what..?"
GUY: "I'm sorry, we're you talking to me?"
GIRL: "I don't think so..?"
GUY: "Then can I talk to you?"

xD works every time~

[Buuhan1]

@Zulen: She said no, right?

There are only two pick up lines which fuck any man over.

"Nice Ass"
"Nice Rack"

[warp]

@Buuhan1:

@Zulen: She said no, right?

"

XDDD

I was just about to ask that

[TakinawaTonfa]

"I have cable TV."

[mr_bushido]

My friend Denver used this one at a party (the party was in his house)…

Denver: "Hey, I have a book upstairs I want you to look at..."
Girl: "Oh yeah?"
Denver: "It's a DICK-tionary."
Girl: laughs

oddly enough, it worked... O_O

[Zulen]

@mr_bushido:

My friend Denver used this one at a party (the party was in his house)…

Denver: "Hey, I have a book upstairs I want you to look at..."
Girl: "Oh yeah?"
Denver: "It's a DICK-tionary."
Girl: laughs

oddly enough, it worked... O_O

Who knew girls liked to expand their vocabulary?

…...wait....

[zeroxtb]

more of a self-bragging pickup line but awesome nonetheless

"people call me hadoken because i'm down right fierce"

[Zulen]

@zeroxtb:

"people call me hadoken because i'm down right fierce"

How the hell would they know that?

[Natty Bumppo]

Probably one of the lamest ones out there, a freshman used this one on my girl..who is a friend.

"Do you have a map, because I am lost in your eyes."

This one works every time:

"I have a lot of money."

[taboo]

"Is your father God? Cuz he put the stars in your eyes"

XD

[Buuhan1]

@mr_bushido:

My friend Denver used this one at a party (the party was in his house)…

Denver: "Hey, I have a book upstairs I want you to look at..."
Girl: "Oh yeah?"
Denver: "It's a DICK-tionary."
Girl: laughs

oddly enough, it worked... O_O

Lemme guess, the girl was blonde, with big boobs, and is also a whore? XDDD

[Janken Jack]

"Baby…if you were a booger I'd pick you first"

And from Futurama

"Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you got nice cans."

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself."

[DougyDougyGiro!*]

@Janken:

"Baby…if you were a booger I'd pick you first"

"My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself."

Haha I remember that episode XD

"What jewelry store gave you those eyes?"

" Hey baby I came over because your sweetness is my weakness"

" Am so hot right now, can I run through your sprinkler?"

" Baby your legs are like peanut butter; smooth, creamy, and easy to spread."

damn I knew some more.

[mr_bushido]

@Buuhan1:

Lemme guess, the girl was blonde, with big boobs, and is also a whore? XDDD

No, no, and probably…

[Zulen]

@DougyDougyGiro!*:

" Baby your legs are like peanut butter; smooth, creamy, and easy to spread."

Truly awesome yet that would probably get you slapped. Either that or they'd be overwhelmed by extreme horniness, take your hand, and run into the nearest available bedroom. I like the second one alot more.

I've noticed most of these pick up lines are meant for guys? Do we have any guy-pick-up lines. (…Not that I need to pick up guys or anything....) Than again, how hard can it be to pick up a guy if you're attractive?

[Refii]

Hi, my name is ___ can I buy you a drink?

[Ms. Suave Debonair]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[taboo]

"What is your favorite anime?"

[Ms. Suave Debonair]

You might be ugly as a dog but hey, my room has a light switch!

[Zulen]

Holy crap, those last two are hilarious.

[Ms. Suave Debonair]

Day-um! Your almost as hot as my wife.

[COWMAKAZE]

"If I could be any enzyme right now, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes."

The moral of this story is never to take pick-up line advice from your 70-year-old Biology teacher.

[captain sogeking]

"uncomfortable silence"

Me: you like music ?
girl:no

Me: okay then

so far not a single girl I've met likes music and it's weird because a lot of people have ipods

[Ms. Suave Debonair]

@captain:

"uncomfortable silence"

Me: you like music ?
girl:no

Me: okay then

so far not a single girl I've met likes music and it's weird because a lot of people have ipods

I'm sorry but this is quite funny. :ninja:

[zeroxtb]

@Private:

How the hell would they know that?

if they're cool then they'd know

[AWB]

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[taboo]

some of these don't sound like pick up lines, but rather personal fantasies lol

"Wanna come over and play videogames? My mom is making chicken."

[AWB]

@taboo:

some of these don't sound like pick up lines, but rather personal fantasies lol

To some people, that's exactly what a pick-up line is.

Elderly citizen: "Wanna break a hip?"

[Local-chan]

Girl: OH my god!

You: appears out of nowhere Yes, why I do suppose I am.

Not really keen on these things, that was the best I could come up with.

[megakazul]

Coffee, Tea, or Me?

[AWB]

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[Ms. Suave Debonair]

So I was watching you from the bushes the other day and I thought you looked hot!

(long silence)

…Wanna see my binoculars?

[warp]

"If I was a fly I'd be all over you because your the shit!"

Though damn, bad beat's "Your as ugly as a dog" one had me laughing hard.

[wolfwood]

"its not long but its thin"

[Buuhan1]

''hey babe, do you play games, because you're my Final Fantasy''

Saw this on someones signature on another forum. And this needed a bump cause it was awesome.

[captain sogeking]

It's brilliant yet simple

that will be my pick up line from now on

[Hyper Dingo]

Go up to a girl or guy and scream

"GIANT POLAR BEAR."

And follow it up with

"You know, something to break the ice."

Heh

[Gorlom]

@Gorlom:

mmmm Pepsi…. drool

damn 16 characters.

[Generic_Soda]

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[lorenzo]

This is what I do to my classmates if I want a date…Always works.

Me:"Lemme brand ur hair to a ponytail"
G: I didn't know u knew how to make a ponytail
Me: "Damn ur hair smells good. What shampoo are u using?"
G: Laughs
Me: "Shall I continue?"
G: Okay
Me: "I meant the smelling part."

[ZorosBadRockDay]

A guy asked me out to a concert. I thought we were going just as friends. But he's driving us there and starts up this conversation:

Guy: "So… did you ever read that book by Gary Chapman? The Five Love Languages or something?"
Me: "Umm… no. But I've heard about it--"
Guy: "You know, there's like giving, words of affirmation, touch... What are yours?"

-_-

...In theory, it sounds like a sweet topic, but I really DIDN'T want to tell him.