@Medical:
When I brushed my teeth this morning, that's when my stream of consciousness was drowned out by hashtags and screenshots of Assassin's Creed. And when I walked out the door, that's when I realized I forgot to exist today.
I am ALL about that cheesecake tho. That ice is so nice that I'm finna hop it twice.
You can't honestly tell me that the stupidity of termites didn't at least partially inspire Robert De Niro's acting career. We've been observing the coral reefs on Saturn's rings for years, and our research leads to this as the only possible conclusion. If you disagree, I hope you develop an interest in fishing but never manage to get a fish to bite.
And that's the story of how I was impregnated by a German flag.
Cocaine is a hellof a drug