What a delightful start to my morning! Sugar cookie flavored coffee and…Bleach. Well, this should be a riot, let's start...
The man who changed you...is...SHWOOP. SHOOM. HIT. BACK UP. HIT. BACK UP. How is it that all Bleach sword fights go like that? Just a series of blades bouncing off of each other. Someone gets some Rock-Em Sockers in here. HELP GINJOU HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP. Oh, wait, he's tryin- oh nope. He's down.This whole fight is a Grimmjow vs Ichigo color over. "Oh, wait, people liked that. I'll give Ginjou black hair...and...there we go!" HOLD THE PHONE. What? Kubo, do you know NOTHING about human proportions? Or the human body? Have you EVER seen another person other than your reflection? That...jump...fall that NotAizen is doing. Makes me want to cut loose. Footloose. I'm falling! You're falling! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale!
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WHAT IS THIS SHIT. No, you're hitting Ichigo! No! Rukia! NO! You're hitting Dunkin' Doughnuts! And so, NotAizen forgets to switch his blade to "Alter Memory" and stabs DD. ("Alter Memory" is right in between "Kill" and "Fondue Stick.") Man, don't you hate when you swing a blade at someone and it turns out it was set to kill? Of all the shenanigans! Also, hahah to "MOVE! AHJDHAJFGHSGFYFGHJFSGHFSJHFBJH!"
Wait. Ginjou saved you guys. Wait. WHAT. I DON'T GET THIS. Oh. What. No. Flashbacks.
Christ. What.