I got lazy, but hell I'll do it anyway:
Naruto:
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Mummy man: Opens coffin
Could this be….the series' splendor coming back to life?
Mummy Man: To use Impure World to bring you back to life....
The Black Glove: DURRRRR, ISN'T DAT WHERE EVERYTHING IS BAD? ME NO KNOW AND THE AUDIENCE DON'T EITHER.
Ugh.
Hinata, Kiba, Neji: I didn't detect you because you're too special for it!
Don't look at me that way the subtext is right there in large red Comic Sans.
Editor: I'm not putting his catchphrase.
Um....hooray?
Naruto: Thanks Hinata for saving me twice, and don't look down on yourself.
Kakashi+Sai:
Fights Swordsmen
Well, it's about damn time you wrote them off Kishi.
Gai: Only three more.
Hey, the more progress the better at this point.
Naked White Men: Rawr.
Gai: Let's fight them.
OH MY GOD YES GAI AND KAKASHI ARE–-
Naruto:
Yoinks the spotlight
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!
Naruto's Power:
Poot
Kill him! Kill him now and end this series!
Naruto Clone:
Kicks Lee Clone
Mummy Man: Might I proudly introduce…..
Bored Uchiha Madara.
UM: Stares and stands.
Next page.
Text: Who is the man behind the mask?
It's Obito. Onto Bleach now.
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Bleach:
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Text: Byakuya's Honor vs Tsuki's Blade!
Honor isn't the first word I think of with that prick.
Tsuki: What's wrong?
You're fighting in a bland lego construct that's what's wrong.
Tsuki: If I move closer I'll be in your range.
Bya: You're cautious.
Then attack you dingbat!
Tsuki:
Slices a leaf
Eh, what?
Tsuki: Did that seem meaningless?
Bya: I can't make that assumption.
A:LHTGPAOIHFGLKJG KUBO! NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! YOU DO NOT DO THAT! EVER! SECRET PLANS MUST BE SECRET ASSHOLE!! GAWD!
Tsuki:
Dodges Zenbon Sakura
Text: Madness strikes.
Giant Hand: OoooooOOOOohh.
What the hell? Oh, it's the punk.
Ikkaku: Don't throw your life away.
How sad is it that he's being the reasonable one?
Punk: I love Tsuki.
Ikkaku: Stop going on like an abused girlfriend you schmuck.
How I adore thee Ikkaku.
Bya: You can't kill me.
Tsuki: Ah, that's the spot.
…This is going to get convulted isn't it?
Random white stones that are either falling, rising or exploding
Bya: Wut?
Tsuki: I set these up a while ago.
Like Yoko Kurama? You fucking rip off.
Tsuki: I can slip myself into my target's past to where they haven't been before.
I'm sure that would be clever if I cared.
Bya: It applies to non-living objects.
Tsuki: I didn't say it wouldn't.
My balls exploded from my rage at that Aizen-inspired line. Only more rage could make them grow back now.
Tsuki: I cut your sword because I've seen them a lot and I STILL attack from behind.
Text: A fatal injury.
WHAT INJURY!?
Pop pop
Oh hey look they're back.
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