! ONE PIECE 639
! "Protect Everything" OR "Someone should make a .gif of all the raep-faces hody makes"
! -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #23 Alabasta kingdom - New clothes for this year's reverie
! -we see pell, chaka, Igaram and his twin wife, a random girl (or maybe she isn't..its Oda after all) and a
kung-fu dugong all… in a....... fitting room....
......
that sounded wrong.
! REWITE:
-invincible bird-man Pell and jackal guy Chaka are getting new clothes for the Reverie with the help of igarams
wife and another girl while igaram tells them of the strawhats big comeback. Also kung-fu Dugong.
! -notice, dear readers, that while chaka has igarams gender bent clone measuring his waist, pell has the
cute girl measuring his scarchest.
! - you now know why Oda kept pell alive with a huge scar. For the ladies.
! -also, HOLY MUSTACHE IGARAM.
! -Also also, the fact that they are getting ready for the reverie is sort of promising. After all, most of the crew
regard Vivi as a member of the crew. Long distance relationship, but a relationship none-the-less. I think it
would be awesome if we saw her with the crew again, if just to see her see them set off into the new world.
But really, I wanna see how she would react to the new crew members. Especially Robin. Because of the
whole…you know... "Destroy your country" thing. But that's probably not gonna happen, seeing as how the
Reverie takes place in Noble-Land. But I can dream, can't I?
! TO THE BAT-MO-CHAPTER
! -We continue on from last week's chapter with Hody stabbing VD with the trident.
-Ursula would be proud. But her trident was better. It shots lasers.
-"Hody lashes out!! what is his intent...?!" At this point, he's probably doing it for laughs.
-VD starts pulling out the trident while also holding Hody's shoulder.
-He pulls out completely in the following panel.
-Now a moment of your time. I've said before that VD, being a fish with 4 legs, probably has 2 butts. And
with this panel, you can try to imagine how that phenomenon would look like.
-Hody's thinking it too. Look at his face.
-VD is not pleased.
-with the stabbing or the inappropriate staring.
-VD then flings an axe. Yes, axe. Very...big axe...that he pulled...
-....
-rereads a few chapters
-analyzes drawings
-....
-out of one of his asses.
-VD expresses his surprise.
! VD : "What the hell are you trying to pull?!"
that's what she said
Hody: "Seriously? You did the exact same thing no more than 20 minutes ago. The boat came out of
no where, i almost shat myself. But whatever its actually a great idea! IM GOING TO GET RID OF FISHMAN
ISLAND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM GONNA GET RID OF THE FISHMAN DISTRICT BUT WHATEVER
HURRY UP AND DIE NOW!!"
! -poor poor Hody.. now i know he's going insane. Those drugs are really doing a number on his brain cells.
I can practically here them fizzle away.
-He went from "make fish people strong" to "JUST KILL EVERYBODY" in less than 20 chapters.
-And if you think about it, in One Piece time, that's like.....half a day.
! -FI is also starting to look like Oda's take of a "Say no to drugs" program.
! "Hey kids. If you take drugs, you will turn into a giant white shark with hairy legs, no eyebrows, and bad
fashion sense that will start stabbing people with a giant trident all while you're face is stuck in a permanent
state of 'I murdered somebody and i liked it TeeHee' giving you no chance to have anything less than
an execution sentence by your fellow jury in a court of law.
This program is paid for and endorsed by the Tea Party. "
-SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST
! -ANYWAY
-Hody starts taking with "we"s which was is a bit confusing at first. He says things like "We must " and
"We can" and "Let us". I thought "Why say that when you know that VD is dying?" But i figured that Hody
is probably losing it. Along with that, he says he's going to destroy everything, and kill the straw hats
even though hes killing tens of thousands of henchmen to do it because he can always get more slaves
later on.
-Hody is starting to become more and more intimidating as a villain.
-VD says he doesn't care fore a single thing he said, and that he is going to kill him
-VD attacks with his knife-sandles
-VD has lovely ballerina legs
-Seriously cover his 2 legs that are on the floor with your hand. He looks half man, half woman.
-The axe comes back with a vengeance.
-Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD's leg, preforms a over shoulder throw
with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD. Next time a guy shows up behind me with a gun,
im doing the same thing to the nearest person available.
-Hody is becoming one demented fish.
-Also, i think he died this time you guys…Last panel shows the axe slowing down to the ground. Also, the
AXE THROUGH THE BODY.
-...
.............
-or is there a reason the cover story has Pell in it.....
....
.
! -Hody laughs and decides its time to kill boobhoshi.
! Hody : " hmm lets see my to do list...
(1) gather lots of slaves. check
(2) take over plaza. check
(3) kill neptune. ..... ..... ...... damn it..
(4) kill strawhat. .........FFFFFFFUUUUUU-
(5) kill the princess. ...Meh, guess i'll just jump to this one.
! -So our drugged out fish villain swims after boobhoshi.
-He takes out the 2 prices "guarding" the princess by front-rolling and using his scythe blade to cut them
up
-boobhoshi yells out to her bros, and Hody continues to look menacing. Bros tell their sis to run.
! -In the next panel Hody is... on top..of...
REWRITE
-In the next panel Hody is pulling...shirahoshis hair.... while...
REWRITE
-In the next panel shirahoshi screams while....
! GOD DAMN IT
THE HELL WITH IT
! -Hody then puts on the most scariest raep-face i have ever seen drawn. I mean, i thought Gender-bent
nami and robin had scary faces, but this one takes the cake
! -Shirahoshi, how does one show her tears IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
! -Luffy is pissed. So am I. That hair must have been hell growing out that long. And a pain in the ass to
take care of. You don't pull a woman's hair, Hody. Fishstick move.
-Luffy shows us a new move
! Luffy : "Gomu Gomu No Snake Shot!!!"
! -Luffy extends his hand in a snake like motion and hits Hody's chest with his fingers.
-Hody's ribs crack
-Is that a piercing attack? I dont see any holes on Hody's chest....
-Shiraboobs gets rescued, if for a moment
! -Also, Luffy's ride is running out of gas
-This might mean we'll get to see a fight without the 3rd prince around
! Hody : "This is the deep sea you INFERIOR LIFE FORM!!! You wont win, I WILL! SOMEONE LIKE
YOU INST CAPABLE OF PROTECTING ANYTHING!!!"
! -says the fish that got beat around by a 19 year old rubber boy just 15 minutes before.
! Luffy : "NO...I will protect everything!!! I spent those two years for that reason!!!!
! -luffy looks ready to kick ass.
-Luffy's eyes are interesting in this panel. We only say those eyes when he's at the peak of his anger. We
never saw him have that look with a smile before.
! -We pan out to see how our friends in the plaza are doing
-Giant fishman is crying because he got dumped by VD
-Wow, everyone in VD crew must take rejection pretty hard.
-To solve this problem and get the dude on their side, I-would-make-a-great-emo-sweater Zeo tells him
that he misheard VD, and that he actually said "Take care of the plaza for me"
-he believes it
-zeo gives him a energy steroid.
-wha? what's one tiny little pill going to help if you give it to a giant fi-
-....
-i've heard of being allergic to medication... but ..sensitive?
-Im pretty sure thats what the gag is supposed to be. silly mangastream
-So big hairy fish KOs the kraken and the poor thing twitches in pain. His face while twitching,
however, is hilarious.
-a random fish, points and tells Wadatsumi to beat up Jinbei.
! JINBEI : "Damn. Didn't even get to choke that guy."
! -Wada goes in for the punch
-nami calls out to Jinbei to look out ...."Jinbei-chan".....hmmmm
-silly nami. Jinbei already seeeeeeeEEEOOOOHHHHHHOLY CRAP
R...R...R.RRRRRRROUNDHOUSE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
-THE BREAKING OF THE FINGERS
-MY GOD
-Its official. After his death on Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris came back to life with 2 souls. One to
carry on his life in the human world. The second flew into the sky, broke through dimensions of space,
time, and the human mind, and was born as Jinbei in the One Piece world.
-ladies and gents, i think we all know who the next strawhat needs to be.
-Yes fishfodder. Jinbei better be scary.
-So Wada falls and knocks nami over by the wind pressure of his fat ass hitting the floor
-Sanji is not pleased
-he kicks Wada in the head
-fishfodder are in awe
! MATCH UP #1
WADATSUMI VS. SANJI & JINBEI
! -Somewhere else in the plaza, Robin is giving fishes huge bitch slaps when she spots something in the
distance.
-Hyouzou is cutting through friend and...well just friend up to this point, with a sword on each hand. And
tentacle.
-He also has lovely white locks now. Everyones joining the bandwagon.
-What will happen if Zeo gets all steriod-y? Will he turn all white? emo zoidburg to angelic zoidburg?!
-Well. Wow. An alcoholic , a drug user, and also A OCTOPUS WITH SWORDS EVERYWHERE
-The sword octopus says he can feeeeeel the power flowing through him, and really wants to cut something.
-his says this while sporting his very own raep-face....with blush-circles.
-...
-you know what. Those aren't steroids. They're Viagra. All they've been doing after taking the pills is smile
creepily at EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
-sword octopus runs after Robin
-OH NO...
-OH SHIT..!!!!
-RUN ROBIN RUUUUN!!!!
-TENTACLES AND WOMAN DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
-that was close. Thank you Zoro.
-wait...do you hear that?
-listen....
-thats the sound....of a million ZoRo fans fangasming.
! MATCH UP #2
HYOUZOU VS. ZORO
! ZORO : "He MIGHT make a good "Warm Up" before we enter the New World"
! -hyouzou's response?
! HYOUZOU : "UIIIIIII~!!!
! -HORNY OUT OF HIS MIND
! -CHAPTER END
! Hody Raep-face count this chapter : 5
the fourth one is worth a thousand though.
! ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~
! HYOUZOU : "Youuuuu'rrrrrreee my o-HIC-pponent?"
! ZORO : "Hmph. I true swordsman doesn't allow the drink to cloud the mind."
! HYOUZOU : "yoooooouuuu'reeeee pwreeeeeeeeeetty"
! ZORO : "No words can- wait what?"
! HYOUZOU : " I just wanna -HIC- Touch you~ with MY BODY UIIIIIII~~"
! ZORO : "WHAT?! !! DONT TOUCH ME! R-R-Robin, a little help-"
! ROBIN : "No."
! ZORO : "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!"
! ROBIN : "I suggest you put your shirt back on."
! ZORO : "DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIITTTTTTT AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!"