DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEeeeeeeekhackhackahckachakchh!
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Moral of the story - only derp a herp if you can herp a derp…
but dont derp too frequently or too long.
What is the avatar above you thinking?
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Hello ladies..I can be your friend if you want.
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one eye. one eye. one eye. one eye.
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Don´t call me Naruto, or I will use this to hurt you.
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Gotta fly over to the optometrist and get an eyepatch!
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What do you mean my head is small?! Your's is just too large!
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This position is not awkward at all!
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You think your cool? Well my emo hair is cooler.
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Check out mah new sword…
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Yeah I've hit the gym. What of it?
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Would you like a kiss from me big boy?
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This new eyeliner is wonderful!
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I bet you can't beat me in an annoying contest!
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Why is my hair covering my eye?
… I ran out of eyepatches.
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Right Danny: Woohoo! We make an awesome pair! Don't we, Left Danny?
Left Danny: Yeah, totally! mumbles I can't wait to get rid of this guy… -
Guy in white: Just watch, it's going to do a handstand.
Guy in black: I don't think crocodiles can do handstands… -
Heeellll yeeeeeaaahhh!! This is what mixing alcohol and skittles is all about!! hic Yeah maaannn!!
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Dammit, still can't duplicate myself! Aw well, I'll just laugh at the fruit-loop Vlad, HAHAHA!
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Hah! See that youngsters! I bet you can't do this! Haha! Only Dracula can! 'Cause Dracula's cool!
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Do not at any cost make any jokes related to the following thing:
- Lady Gaga
- Ghost Busters
- Freaky Friday
- Phantom of the Opera
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Now I am ready…To be the greatest pimp of all time.
...Wait, it's 2011? ...New plan, make a time machine out of a DeLorean!
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Don't worry…she's almost 18 ;)
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Dracula is licking his invisible ice cream cone.
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Watch me sparkle!!
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I have become…
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Fuck X-Men Origins Wolverine.
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Hey, I'm not some random country of Hetalia !!!
Trust me, I´m not gay. -
Is it a bird?
Is it a Place?
No. It's Super Fugly! -
Whoa, I must be dreaming!
Actually, you are dreaming!
Wait, what?!
Do a barrel roll!
…Wait a minute, where the Hell am I?! Oo -
Don't you wish YOUR boyfriend could carry you around, wherever, whenever you want?
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Nah, I prefer to walk side-by-side by him like a real man.
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Nobody who sees my real face lives to tell the tale! Mwahaha!
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Guy on right: Hey, why are we in black and white again?
Guy on left: Because they TV we're being broadcasted on sucks! turns to audiance You hear that you cheap owner?! GET A BETTER FREAKIN' TV!! -
So who is the evil one tonight?
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Now Waffle House isn't that shitty…...You just don't have fine taste!
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And using these waffles, I shall send them all over the world, poisoning the world's leaders in the process! Muahahaha! Then the world shall be mine for the taking!
edit: This is how we use'ta moon people back in Dracula's day!
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right: Weeee!
left: Poor guy, he doesn't realize he's the replica, and I'm the real one!
right: Did you say something?
left: No, no, I… uhm...you doesn't realize you're too awesome even if you are a replica... oops... -
fuck, i knew i should've gone to the bathroom before we left!
yo, where's the toilet around here!? -
Guy: I´m trying to look cool and sexy, but this stupid ruined all.
Baby: I think it's the opposite. -
Man I'm the ugliest in the universe, and I'm damn proud of it.
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Muda-da!
Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda! -
Even though in real life, I'd be sweating with all these clothes on, I LOOK SOOO CUTE RIGHT NOW.
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How tough am i?
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast… WITHOUT ANY BOWL.How this was even possible is up for you to decide. Now let me in your damn club.
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Do you want a baby?
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My God, my I'm being stalked by the ghost of those Katakani I killed.
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Muahahaha… here I come, hideous world, your pathetic lives are MINE--
Wait, what? What did you just call me? Did you just say I look like a virus? What kind of stupid insult is that? Hey, wait, now what are you--what the hell--SHUT UP–!!
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White Haired: TIME FOR A HEARTY LAUGH AND A HEARTY BREAKFAST! HAHAHA.
Black haired (thinking): Little does he know, I put poison in his OJ. -
Why I haven't taken any drugs! What makes you say that talking stop sign?