Dumb Predictions

kagexp

that is indeed the kind of theory you would expect from a marshmallow. Simply loved it!

Whai thank you! But really, he was hanging on a pole for a month, no poop. He has been unconscious for days, he gets up aaaand… no poop, and so on. Unlike Luffy we have no proof that he poops. My guess is that, since he have no sense of direction, he can't find the toilet, and therefore with time he trained his body to use everything it gets in so he won't have to poop. Now based on this we can conclude that he have certain powers like talking with the sword in his mouth and other powers a normal pooper doesn't have, because he have another source of power. Though if anything, when he bleeds it's a way for Oda to make up for this. Therefore it's necessary for him to bleed. And so he does. A lot. Remember when he just pushed his organs back in? Well, he doesn't need them.
Poop.

flandrian15

man, that is a very good dumb theory with great fundaments. I would laugh myself to death is something like that would ever happen in the manga. The craziness is sheer awesomness and it has great build-up seeing Luffy and Brook are both shown to have great interest in which beings poop or not so there of course has to be one that doesn't.
LOL

kagexp

Wooooow… Did we just make a revolutionary prediction or what? high five

loledinmypants

So far I've been most amused by the poop and hat theories out of the recent ones. Because while ridiculous, they have interesting "evidence".

Gliblord

The straw hat is poop.

ac3

I dont know, makes sense somehow

Gliblord

Naruhodo will not fuck up the next chapter somehow.

Sonic Youth

Did Naruhodo fuck up this one? I didn't recall anything particularly wrong this time.

kagehisa

We will have 300+ pages of Dumb Predictions…

Reyairia

What an accomplishment.

asm00200

@Reyairia:

What an accomplishment.

He's making a dump prediction.

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Ok I'm like 200% sure this will happen.

I predict that VDD will eat his devilfruit next chapter.

Coruscation

At the climax of this arc Hodi will eat the entire load of ES and throw Noah at Fishman Island.

AlucarDraculA

@asm00200:

I predict that VDD will eat his devilfruit next chapter.

How is that a dumb prediction? It is not impossible in anyway shape or form, it just lacks the 100% assurance of some things.

asm00200

A dump prediction is also a prediction, you see.

AlucarDraculA

@asm00200:

A dump prediction is also a prediction, you see.

Fool, look through this thread a tiny bit, then read your post. Then read a bit of the "Theories that don't deserve their own thread" thread.

You will see that your post made more sense than even some of the theories in the "Theories that don't deserve their own thread" thread. It is not dumb, it is quite possible.

asm00200

You'll be surprised to see how many predictions in this thread have come true, maybe even more than the theories thread.

And like I said, a dump prediction doesn't equal fanfiction. Not always at least.

Foo'

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I should also add that saying something obvious is somewhat dump lol.

Aaronrules380

After his upgrade, Franky lost the ability to use Coup de Boo becase he replaced it with the ability to shoot nuclear missiles out of his ass

Cyclone_Baroness

Zoro will be revealed to be part fishmen/merman.

Hodi

@Aaronrules380:

After his upgrade, Franky lost the ability to use Coup de Boo becase he replaced it with the ability to shoot nuclear missiles out of his ass

wouldn't be surprised if that actually happened, its Franky afterall..

AlucarDraculA

Message to people who think One Piece is going to be some corny-ass thing like friendship:

If that happens it will go down like this http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6509019/hardly-working-the-treasure-is-our-friendship

(Replace the three with strawhats and eyepatchguy with Black Beard)

javimgol

Jinebi will tell the SH his new plan: kill Neptune and become the King of Fishman Island. That's why he wanted to keep Hodi alive.Of course, all the SH agree and a slaughter and civil war begins.

kudo-kun

The Straw Hats will eventually meet a mid-level opponent who has the ability to distort people's perception of space, once you get into his area you will start running in circles till you die and never find your way out.
Zoro will not be affected and his super ability to get lost will become the key to victory :D

kagexp

^ YES!

Oda is brainwashing us. One Piece is a set-up for a cult. I can feel it! No one will make something this great without something being behind it! I could elaborate further but I can't make myself speak against Odas ambition.
And Zoro already met Sabo (if he is alive). In fact, why does he get so much attention? Yo might say it's because he is a main-character but why? Because he will link some links together.

bazooka

^No no no, that doesn't make sense… unless it will be revealed Sabo assassinated Kuina and tried to kill Zoro, too, but didn't succeed. In fact, he's still after Zoro's head, and once Zoro is dead Sabo will replace him as a crew member.

kagexp

Actually… Sabo used a staff thingy! Maybe suicide is involved because he defeated her with a staff. OR he IS after Zoros head because Kuina told him something before she finished herself. But no! He wouldn't... And neither would she... No, no, no, no, no, the logical explanation is that Zoro is a living proof that Sabo is alive. And Kuina is dead, Bazooka, you gotta learn to deal with stuff like that. Just saying... That made sense in context when I wrote it... Hmm... Nevermind. Anyways, why would Luffy accept him after he killed his Nakama? Would he even know? What would Sabo tell him?

Kaze

Sabo is alive. and he is relevant to the current plot.

Gliblord

Sabo is in quantum flux, both dead and alive until we lift the lid off his box.

Alternatively, he was an offpanel TB zombie.

bazooka

@kagexp:

And Kuina is dead, Bazooka, you gotta learn to deal with stuff like that.

Well if someone is assassinated I kinda expect them to be dead…

@kagexp:

Anyways, why would Luffy accept him after he killed his Nakama? Would he even know? What would Sabo tell him?

But of course he would! And he will. I'm afraid Sabo won't have to tell him anything about murdering Zoro though, for Luffy is there when it happens and sees the whole incident.

But he just thinks it's cool

Juvar

Van der Decken has 3 genitalia.

KaizokuOLuffy

Shirahoshi will join.

Trafalgar1209

The last cook sanji fought on new Kama land was Bon-clay

SteelDragon

Luffy will lose his devil fruit powers. Then his crew will sacrifice their powers to give him a whole new power from a whole new power source ….. which ends up being the exact same as his old devil fruit power.

Juvar

Do I smell sh*tty Bl**ch references? :ninja:

Maromi

One Piece was Roger's sled.

ColonelCrawfish

Zeo is actually three midget fishman standing on eachother's shoulders under a striped blanket.

Emerica4u

Not sure if this is a good or bad so i'll assume bad aha.

I kinda think Luffy might lose his powers to a DF user who can either absorb them or give them to other people and Luffy will be forced to just use Haki for a series or so, then he'll get another fruit that like perfectly matches him (if there is one more suitable than the rubber one I cant think of it yet but whatever, it's a maybe). Important part will be the concentrating on haki thing.

Gliblord

An enemy will punch a hole in Luffy's chest, and he will grow long hair and claws and start mindlessly shooting energy beams.

fufufu

someone who will guide the mermaid will be SANJI,,,
he will stay on FI and hacchan will join the crew to replace him.
Sanji's dreams come true afterall,,,

and all blue is megalo…
sanji will definitely cook him

kagexp

Doflamingo gives wings.
And have some… somewhere...

Aaand Blackbeard gets a third fruit. Because there are three skulls on his jolly. One for each. The last one will have something to do with chaos.
See this? http://www.templeoftheblacklight.net/library/chaosophy/the_three_dark_veils_before_satan.html
I dunno what the third one could be, I didn't read the text, but umm but there is Darkness, there is the one in the middle that looks like White-beard, and… yeah. Maybe it's a fusion... But where does that leave this prediction? Hmmm...

whattles

Queen Vivi will rejoin the Straw Hats at the Reverie.

KaizokuOLuffy

Robby will not fuck up the forum, again :ninja:.

IgorGB

The new Admiral will be named Midorihachi (緑蜂).

Reyairia

Jinbe can't join because he's blue, and the SHs already have Sanji and Franky.

KaizokuJinbei

@Reyairia:

Jinbe can't join because he's blue, and the SHs already have Sanji and Franky.

That's racist it's like saying a black man/woman couldn't join because he/she is black (kidding around lol)

KaizokuOLuffy

Akainu will show a new version of "Ryuusei Kazan", it will be called "Ryuusei Kaasan". In this new version, the volcano will have a shape of a mother's head:ninja:.

(this is a pun)

javimgol

We'll have 10 chapters of One Piece in a row, without breaks

Straw Hat Luffy

Luffy's straw hat, formerly of Shanks, formerly of Gol D. Roger (supposedly), is One Piece

asm00200

Buggy will refuse any invitation to the Shichibukai.

His reasoning: "My aim is higher!!"

Black Leg

A giant in elbaf is old enough to remember the dark era

javimgol

Magra and Dogra have an IQ of 210. They are true genius