16 chars of incredible.
Dumb Predictions
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16 chars of incredible.
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The next time Nami smacks Luffy on the head, she will inadvertently completely change his personality. He will become extremely intelligent, antisocial, and brooding. He will then disband the crew to pursue a personal vendetta against Blackbeard for Ace, and curl up into a ball and die happily after brutally executing everyone that had ever even looked at his nakama funny. Caribou takes his straw hat off his corpse and is instantly recognized by everybody as the new captain. Caribou performs so well and inspires them so much that each Straw Hat will undergo hypnosis to completely forget that fucking loser Luffy. Eventually everybody will realize they're not worthy of being close to Caribou and they all have Nami punch their skulls in. Oda then switches gears and makes every chapter extremely explicit and grotesque Caribou/Nami ero. Jump's sales more than quadruple afterwards. Every title in the magazine becomes devoted to that week's Caribou/Nami guro scene, now drawn from different angles by different artists. Oda will grow tired of this after thirty-nine years and suddenly explain it was all Aizen's illusion. This is the point where the fans will call bullshit. However, Oda will already have made enough money to create a personal cathedral in the center of the sun and will geppou there before the fans can get to him. He will be known as the Sun King and worshiped by all of humanity and most marmosets. Oda will tire of this too, return to earth and resume work from Ch. 608 as though nothing had happened.
that was the best prediction i have ever read
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Jinbe is actually a slaver. Everything was an elaborate ruse, masterminded by Chimney, to bring the Straw Hats together and have them journey underwater so Jinbe could capture them all and sell them. He succeeds, and they all languish in prison for the rest of the series. One Piece then becomes about Vegapunk's quest to install nipple lights onto every person in the world. However, Vegapunk's noble endeavor is foiled when Kizaru copyrights light and the world is subsequently engulfed by absolute darkness. Blackbeard sees this as proof positive he is destined to be Pirate King, but the Cerberus he'd been pregnant with chooses that moment to rip through his belly, fully formed and roaring with unholy might. Blackbeard thereafter explodes from having eaten two DFs, but, undaunted from having exploded, he continues to journey across the New World for One Piece as a slosh of organs in a jar. Luffy becomes the Cerberus's pet.
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Now this is disgusting ! xD
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Oda will become obsessive and eccentric to the point where chapters become half a page a year, since the panel will be packed with so much detail you can use a microscope to see the drawings of the cells on a character's skin. This is after Oda falls in love with Pandaman and before he starts inking with carefully massaged live octopi.
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Surume is Gol d roger
^Despite all the predictions Gliblord has been cranking out, this one still takes the cake
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Oda will become obsessive and eccentric to the point where chapters become half a page a year, since the panel will be packed with so much detail you can use a microscope to see the drawings of the cells on a character's skin. This is after Oda falls in love with Pandaman and before he starts inking with carefully massaged live octopi.
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The next time Nami smacks Luffy on the head, she will inadvertently completely change his personality. He will become extremely intelligent, antisocial, and brooding. He will then disband the crew to pursue a personal vendetta against Blackbeard for Ace, and curl up into a ball and die happily after brutally executing everyone that had ever even looked at his nakama funny. Caribou takes his straw hat off his corpse and is instantly recognized by everybody as the new captain. Caribou performs so well and inspires them so much that each Straw Hat will undergo hypnosis to completely forget that fucking loser Luffy. Eventually everybody will realize they're not worthy of being close to Caribou and they all have Nami punch their skulls in. Oda then switches gears and makes every chapter extremely explicit and grotesque Caribou/Nami ero. Jump's sales more than quadruple afterwards. Every title in the magazine becomes devoted to that week's Caribou/Nami guro scene, now drawn from different angles by different artists. Oda will grow tired of this after thirty-nine years and suddenly explain it was all Aizen's illusion. This is the point where the fans will call bullshit. However, Oda will already have made enough money to create a personal cathedral in the center of the sun and will geppou there before the fans can get to him. He will be known as the Sun King and worshiped by all of humanity and most marmosets. Oda will tire of this too, return to earth and resume work from Ch. 608 as though nothing had happened.
This would be the best thing to ever happen since the creation of the world.
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^Despite all the predictions Gliblord has been cranking out, this one still takes the cake
Surume is Dumbledore.
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Has the one where - One Piece is really a Time Machine and sends Luffy back in time. In desperate measure to get back to the future he forms a crew and calls himself Roger. Ultimately realising that Ace was not his brother but his son.
Oh yeah dumb theory to the max :P
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Lol, I was thinking of something along the lines of that as well, actuallyβ¦except Gol D. Roger actually came from Luffy's time, when merely a kid, inspired by him to become a pirate himself after having met him face-to-face during one of his (Luffy's) travels; then, somehow, he (Roger) travelled back in time, thrived throughout the Age before the Pirates, and became Pirate King, forming a Time Paradox...or...whatever it's called. O_o I don't even think I used it in the right sense, though, anyway, lol...
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If we're going down that road, Gol D. Roger is Luffy and Robin's kid.
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Luffy is his own great-grandfather.
Proof: http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_op/469425.html
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I love how everyone gives birth to Zoro :D
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Wrong. It is Zoro who gives birth to everyone.
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have any of you noticed that rob lucci's bird was not in the cover pages after the cp9 arc?
well they had no money remember thats why they had to do the jobs to get money for rob lucci's medical bills. Well they were hungry and roasted rob lucci's bird because they had nothing else to eat.THE BIRD IS NOW PART OF THE REMAINING CP9 LOL
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have any of you noticed that rob lucci's bird was not in the cover pages after the cp9 arc?
No, we haven't, because it was there.
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Hmmβ¦.maybe Hattori waking a healed up Lucci was just a dream then? Or maybe I mistook a cloud for Hattori on the 3rd cover...
and that shadow on lucci's shoulder must be a tumor made to LOOK like Hattori on the 28th cover...
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Dumb predictions? Hmm⦠Does "Bellamy is alive!" count?
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caribou is a fishman and the boss in chapter 608 is his brother (hair hanging in the front) we never got to see caribous hand
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caribou is a fishman and the boss in chapter 608 is his brother (hair hanging in the front) we never got to see caribous hand
Well, it could be that his brother is some sort of a fishman ^^
Because I'm still not convinced about his death.. :getlost: -
fishman think the ship shown in 'noah' is the ancient weapon'poseidon' and waiting to attack the human world with a strong crew
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The next time Nami smacks Luffy on the head, she will inadvertently completely change his personality. He will become extremely intelligent, antisocial, and brooding. He will then disband the crew to pursue a personal vendetta against Blackbeard for Ace, and curl up into a ball and die happily after brutally executing everyone that had ever even looked at his nakama funny. Caribou takes his straw hat off his corpse and is instantly recognized by everybody as the new captain. Caribou performs so well and inspires them so much that each Straw Hat will undergo hypnosis to completely forget that fucking loser Luffy. Eventually everybody will realize they're not worthy of being close to Caribou and they all have Nami punch their skulls in. Oda then switches gears and makes every chapter extremely explicit and grotesque Caribou/Nami ero. Jump's sales more than quadruple afterwards. Every title in the magazine becomes devoted to that week's Caribou/Nami guro scene, now drawn from different angles by different artists. Oda will grow tired of this after thirty-nine years and suddenly explain it was all Aizen's illusion. This is the point where the fans will call bullshit. However, Oda will already have made enough money to create a personal cathedral in the center of the sun and will geppou there before the fans can get to him. He will be known as the Sun King and worshiped by all of humanity and most marmosets. Oda will tire of this too, return to earth and resume work from Ch. 608 as though nothing had happened.
β¦ That's a nice one.
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I still prefer this one.
Instead of becoming Pirate King, Luffy will end up begging for change on the mean streets with his hat, his dreams having been crushed when Usopp strangled Chopper in his sleep for kicks.
Short but sweet.
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Short but sweet, I can supply.
Chopper will become afraid of water for more than one reason after he contracts rabies from a wild tanuki bite. Every panel of that chapter will showcase Chopper's dying throes of insanity with a cutesy KYU~N sound effect and sparkle. Usopp will eat the Hito Hito Fruit in his honor, and become a real boy.
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The 5 Mugiwaras that got separated in this chapter (Robin, Zoro, Franky, Robin and Brook) are dead. Their replacement will be those 5 little mermaids
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Arlong is "the bad"
Jinbe is "the good"So our fishman nakama must be the ugly
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Arlong is "the bad"
Jinbe is "the good"So our fishman nakama must be the ugly
hurr durrShit, that's brilliant good sir. You've just earned yourself a seat in heaven.
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The shark which came out of Surume has eaten a DF that's why he wasn't able to swim.
I would like to see a hito hito no mit: model hot girl
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Surume will get a 100 million beri bounty and Chopper's one will stay at 50 beri.
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The 5 Mugiwaras that got separated in this chapter (Robin, Zoro, Franky, Robin and Brook) are dead. Their replacement will be those 5 little mermaids
You win, sir. The thread has been won.
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The Strawhats must go to court for what they did to Arlong!
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@HiroVoid:
The Strawhats must go to court for what they did to Arlong!
The Great Court of Enies Lobster.
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This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Caribou have eat the skin fruit :ninja:
But it dosn't make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa! -
@Jen&Berry:
This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Caribou have eat the skin fruit :ninja:
But it dosn't make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa!This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Jinbe will eat the swim fruit :ninja:
But it does not make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa! -
Nice protocol you've created.
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I think I'll skip the new protocol (cut through the red tape!) and just say, Luffy will throw up all over Sanji making all the mermaids stay away from him for the rest of the arc.
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I think I'll skip the new protocol (cut through the red tape!) and just say, Luffy will throw up all over Sanji making all the mermaids stay away from him for the rest of the arc.
You're blasphemous.
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I think I'll skip the new protocol (cut through the red tape!) and just say, Luffy will throw up all over Sanji making all the mermaids stay away from him for the rest of the arc.
i would pay to see that happen
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luffy accidentally eats a devil fruit and nothing happens
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This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Davy Jones have eat the ocean fruit :ninja:
But it dosn't make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa! -
Oh no, not againβ¦
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This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Luffy is One Piece :ninja:
But it dosn't make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa! -
This is a dumb prediction I think, maybe Luffy is One Piece :ninja:
But it dosn't make sense at all, thats why its dumb.. Or is it :happy:
Gurarararararaa!Good one! goood one!
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I think the reason Zoro rarely uses Asura is because every time he uses it he sells part of his soul to a demon.
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Nami will force Enel to recall the topology of the earth as seen from the moon in order to make her world map.
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one piece is a fruit. no, not a devil fruit. just an ordinary fruit. a rotten one. gol d roger is their to protect it. and if someone finds it, gol d roger reveals his true self, he is actually Ashton Kutcher, and then shouts,"youve been Punk'ed!".
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-Coby becomes an Admiral. (Two years after the timeskip)
-Kizaru and Aikanu get killed by the strawhats or someone else.
-Coby & Aokij join the Strawhats and the revolutionaries in taking down the Celestial dragons and their armies.
-The Celestial dragons locked away the One-Piece so that the threat that was Gol D. Roger could not be revived again.
-The One Piece is a huge treasure with one item in particular. It gives you the ability to become friends with everyone! Thus becoming the worlds most powerfull person. -
one piece is the devil fruit that gol d roger used when he was alive but the chest containing it is empty because shanks already took it and luffy ate it thus making luffys devil fruit one piece which means luffy was always pirate king
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Kaidoo is Franky's father