@Dragon:
WOW! That's awesome, thanks a lot for doing something I was too lazy to do myself. Please show it to me, because I'm sure there are a few mistakes in there.
Yes, there are many mistakes throughout it. Whenever there is a mistake, I have a question mark next to a line that I am unsure about, or when there was something that I could not hear to well. I am also considering doing a transcript for Episode 2, but considering how fast Foxy talks at some points throughout the whole thing, I might not, but I want to make a short transcript for the Doug segment at the end. And so here it is:
Dub Piece Episode 1: The Hero of Arabasta and The Ballerina on Deck
Crowd: (In a panic) (IT HAS THREE HEADS!) (QUIT STEPPING ON MY FACE!) (WHAT HAPPENED ?!)
Chaka and Crew: HERE WE COME!
Crocodile: CROCODILE THINKS HE WILL COME OUT ON TO THE ROOF AND TAKE A LEAK NOW! NOBODY CAN…..WHAT, Who the hell are you guys?
Woman: Huh? Oh lordy! It’s Crocodile! Oh lordy! Lordy, lordy! Crocodile! Oh, Crocodile, Oh my god!
Man 1: Quiet bitch! Huh?
Man 2: It is the hero, of Alabasta
Pig Pirate Guy: Well, well, looky at this Abercrombie-bitch-mother fucka!
Crocodile: YOU TEXAN-PIRATE MOTHER FUCKER! I’M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR LEFT BALL, WITH MY GOLDEN HOOK, AND SHOVE IT UP, YOUR RIGHT BALL!
Woman: SUPERBOWL! (Superball?)
Man 3: A very powerful technique, one of my personal favorites, GEESE, SUPERBOWL, GEESE! (Is he saying geese or somethin' else?)
Crocodile: HEY, HEY, HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A PIRATE, WOULD CHUCK, IF PIRATE WOULD CHUCK CROCODILE? NONE! I DO IT MYSELF! HA! HOW MANY PIRATES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? THREE! HA, HA NOOBS!"
Pirate 1: I got room for you, who your daddy? Frankenstein?
Pirate 2: Yeah, you got the nigga good, yeah!
Pig Pirate Guy: HEY! THAT’S A NICE JEWLERY(?) YOU GOT THERE! WHY DON’T YOU COME ON DOWN HERE AND LET ME GET IT?!
Crocodile: CROCODILE DOES NOT THINK SO! IT WAS A TIFFANY ORIGINAL, IT COSTED $500!
Pig Pirate Guy: Heh, you know what I bet that’s a load of bullshit! I think you got that a rip-off for a three for one sale!
Pirate: QUICK, GET HIM WITH YOUR RUBBER KNIVES!
Pig Pirate Guy: (piggy laugh), oh my god, I totally owned you with my +1 (?) knives! (?), HA HA!
Pirate: OY(?) CAPTAIN, WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING?!
Crocodile: I recommend a good dermatologist! FIXED UP MY DENTAL(?)
Man: eheh…AH! OH SHIT! Wait, nigga stole my groceries, what the hell?
Crowd: SANDSTORM! SANDSTORM! SANDSTORM! (I HAVE ADHD!)
Chaka and Crew: HOPE WE AREN’T LATE!
Chaka: HIGH-HO SILVER, AWWWWAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!
Crowd: SANDSTORM! SANDSTORM! SANDSTORM! (I HAVE ADHD!)
Chaka: Peh, sandstorm again!
Chaka: And when I got there, the sandstorm was over, the town was completely covered in sand. People were raving like MAD!
Cobra: Well Chaka, thanks for telling me that. I don’t know what we’re going to do, but Crocodile, I don’t trust him!
Nami: Hey Vivi, guess what! You see this map! I drew iiiiit!
Vivi: Hey, y’know what that (?) sound reminds me of? My dad.
Sanji: You've gotta be freakin’ kidding me! Now Luffy I'm not gonna ask you again, did you eat my soufflé? If you did, I'm totally gonna rape you!
Luffy: BLEHBLA, Jesus Christ Sanji you farted in here it smells like shit!
Sanji: Don't be changin’ that subject with them nigga lips of yours! Luffy you eat my food every time, geez! Oh now you're just moving you're eyes around like a freakin’ smartass! Hey I got an idea, how ‘bout I give you a (?) so bad, it gives you a hard on, how bout that?
Luffy: PEH-PE!
Sanji: Hey Luffy, you mind if I kick you in the face? Would that be a problem at all?
Luffy: JESUS SANJI, JUST DON’T KICK ME IN MY MOUTH, I LOVE MY MOUTH!!!!
Sanji: FINDITNHHOLAHSIDJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luffy: Ehhhhhhhh–--OW! OW!
Sanji: Idiot! Ah, Nami, Vivi, how about we have like a threesome or somethin'? Vivi you're just askin for it wearin' that t-shirt, y'know three X's it means porn y'know?
Nami: Yeah, well. Whateeeeevvvvvvvveeeeeerrrrrr!
(QUACK!!!!!!)
Sanji: Huh?
Usopp: That was some good pork chops! Pass the waffles and chicken!
Sanji: Hey there, you get any good bites lately?
Usopp: OH SHIT, IT’S SANJI!
Carue: QUACK?!
Sanji: BLEAH! (smashes there heads together)
Usopp,Chopper,Carue: (AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
Sanji: Uh, fuckin’ duck! I hate Pokemon!
Luffy: Hey-uh Usopp, uh, anything ever strange ever happen to you, like homosexual?
Usopp: WELL ONE TIME I WAS AT BAND CAMP! AND THE CONDUCTER PULLED OUT HIS BATON! AND HE STARTED TO CONDUCT THE ORCHESTRA WITH IT! IT WAS KINDA WEIRD!
Vivi: Hey guys, have you seen my duck? Eh, what are you fishin’ with? Guys! Cut it out!
Carue: C’MON EAT ME! EAT MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Luffy: Well all right if you insist!
Usopp: BEND OVER BITCH, C’MON UP HERE!!!
Vivi: Yeah, well, you guys are assholes.
Carue: C’MON EAT ME! EAT MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Vivi: Huh? That looks weird.
Usopp: THERES SOME SORT OF ACRID SMOKE IN THE WATER! LIKE MARY-JU-WANA!
Luffy: Ah cuz it’s hot, mehbeh.
Vivi: Oh my god! I need to go make out with Nami! Oh, that’s why you wear the hat! Oh my god, Nami, look outside! There’s something.
Nami: Oh, that? That’s just the Jamaican Triangle! It’s harmless!
Vivi: What’s the Jamaican Triangle?
Nami: That’s what she said!
Luffy: NO WAY!
Nami: Oh my god, it’s the only place in the Grand Line legal to smoke weed! So awesome!
Luffy: Huh?
Chopper: NIGGA FO’ REAL?!
Nami: Y’see? The smoke comes from the magma club down at the bottom where all the Jamaicans and all of the world come to smoke!
Usopp: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luffy: Geez, Usopp, What are you doin’?!
Nami: Hey guys! I just heard a sick new song! “I’m a Barbie girl! In a Barbie Woooorrllld!
Sanji: Oh my god, Nami, you’re so stupid, I love you!
Usopp: IT WOULD BE GREAT IF WE COULD CATCH SOMETHING, BUT 4KIDS REPLACED OUR HOOKS WITH FUCKING SUCTION CUPS, OR SOME SHIT!
Sanji: Hey guys, you keepin’ up with the fishin’?
Luffy: Sanji! You need to feed me! I need be fed!
Sanji: I get no appreciation for how much I cook for you. All right I’ll go cook. And once I close this door, I won’t show up for a couple scenes so I won’t know shit!
Crew: (coughing) THE CRONIC!!!! (TASTES LIKE! FLAVOR ?! OH GOD!)
Carue: QUUUUAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Luffy: Dude, what the hell’s going on?
Bon Clay: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god, help me! OOOO! OOOOOO! I’M DROWNIN’! HELP ME BABY!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bon Clay: (coughing) DAHH-UHH!!!!! Thank you for saving me! I am so happy! Almost drowned over there! It was too late, but it’s all good! Alright! Now wait a minute, let’s do this right! Hello, my name is…
Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Chopper: SHUT UP!!!!!!
Carue: QUACK!
Zoro: MAN I HATE PILLOW BITERS!
Bon Clay: (to Vivi) Girl you ain’t got, nothin’ on me, you think you’re all pretty? I’m like a wop-bop-a-doo-bop-a-bop-bam-BOOOOOOO!!!!! OOOOOOOOO!!! (mwah!)
Vivi: (Oh my god! He scares me!)
Luffy: Why are you wearing that, you douche twinkie?
Bon Clay: It was my mothers! She’s havin’(?) swan bay-beh! OOOOO!
Usopp: My, my dad didn’t pay child support!
Bon Clay: TOOTIE FRUTIE! OH RUDY! BITCHES ALWAYS LOVE THE BOOTY!
Bon Clay: (to Luffy) You think it’s funny, callin’ me a pillow biter? Well, in, YO FACE!!!!!!
Zoro: HUH?!
Usopp: UWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Chopper: DA-YAM!
Vivi: Oh……
Bon Clay: (in Luffy’s voice) WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-DA WAIT, DON’T HURT ME, DON’T HURT ME, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? JUST LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! STILL CAN’T TELL, LOOK I’M LUFFY BITCH, HUH-WHO!
Luffy: GRAVY!
Bon Clay: I DID THAT GUY, WHO DID THAT SUPERBOWL THING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!! And I also ate the devil fruit (his own voice), yeah I ate that, that Mane Mane Fru-ou, (gibberish) gez-ouuuu, but it tastes like chicken!
Usopp: UHHHHHAAAAAAH, WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE, OH MY GOD!!!!!
Bon Clay: Bitch slap, bitch slap, bitch slap, bitchy-bitch slap! I always dreamed about bein’ a pimp! Bitch where’s my money?
Bon Clay: A’ight, I’m a turn into this big nose mutha fuck(Usopp’s voice)KER! MY NOSE IS A PENIS!
Bon Clay: (Zoro’s voice) I think I’m prettier (when my head looks like grass?)
Bon Clay: (Chopper) WHERE DA HOOD, WHERE DA HOOD, WHERE DA HOOD AT?!
Bon Clay: (Nami) I have another trick! I can copy the body too! MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS!
SMACK
Nami: (Butt fucker?)
Luffy: You got knocked out by a bitch, bitch!
Bon Clay: UHHUHUHU! MAH, MY FACE! I wanna go home! You guys are bastards!
Luffy and Chopper(and Usopp?): (babbling)
Chopper: OH MAN NIGGA!
Luffy: YEAH, YEAH! BOOBIES! MORE!
Bon Clay: No, I can’t do, can’t do it, calm down!
Luffy: (babbling)
Bon Clay: I CAN DO BALLET!
Nami: Psh, I can do a flip!
Bon Clay: YEAH BITCHES, TURN, TURN, TURN, TURN, TURN, LET’S GET IT DUH! UGH! LIKE THAT!
Luffy: AH, THAT WAS GREAT!
Chopper: YEAH, NIGGA, DO IT AGAIN!
Bon Clay: HUHHUHUHU! YOU GUYS LOVE ME (noises) be-de-be! BE-BE-BE-DE-BE! OH, OH MAN! AH YES SIR! YEAH NIGGA! BLEH-BLEH!
Vivi: HUWAH?!
Bon Clay: Mehmanana, ballerina! YOU LOVE ME!
Zoro: Man, I hate pillow biters!
Bon Clay: Dancin’ on my toes, UH! Workin’ it like the real baby I am! YOU LIKE MY BODY?! LET’S DO THIS! WORK (?), Baby! I’m teachin’ y’all how to do it!
Vivi: (Oh he scares me so bad!)
Luffy: LET’S DANCE!
Nami: Yeah, well, HEY LOOK GUYS A BOAT!
Bon Clay: THERES MY BOAT! THAT! IS! MY BOAT! OH MY GOD! I’VE GOTTA LEAVE YOU GUYS IN DAYS! BUT THAT IS MY BOAT! YEAH BABY!
Usopp: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Bon Clay: IGOTTAGOIGOTTAGOHU-HAWIGOTTADOTHIS! I’m sorry, but I’ll come back later! I promise, (but I gotta pee? I gotta leave?)
(Luffy? Usopp? Chopper?): (You have to pee/leave?)?
Bon Clay: I’LL SEE YOU BABIES LATER! I’M A GONNA COME AND TEACH YOU TO DANCE THE REAL GOOD WAY, LIKE THE HIP-HOP NIGGAS DO! BYE-BYE! BYE!
Luffy: PUT PANTS ON NEXT TIME!
Chopper: NIGGA YEAH!
Bon Clay: GOO GOO GA-GOO! I’ll see you babies later! One time remember! You are lovely in your own special way!
Crew Member: Yes sir, Mr. 2! Oh my god! You’re so sexy!
Usopp: WAIT A MINUTE! WAS THAT GUY GAY?!
Vivi: I didn’t know he was a lollipop tester!
Luffy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN”T KNOW? I COULD SMELL A GAY GUY FIVE MILES AWAY!
Vivi: Uh, I didn’t know that was Mr. 2! I mean….I had no idea! All I know is I heard that he wears a big pink trenchcoat, a giant super ball, I think ballet shoes, and he liked something called cock biters! But I had no idea! I mean how could I know? I also heard he does dirty tricks with his hands!
Luffy, Zoro, Usopp: ARE YOU KIDDING?! HE TOUCHED US!
Luffy: Que pasa Vivi?
Vivi: Guys! The Jamaican Triangle gave me powers to see in the past! In my right eye! I AHWHATFUGUYSNO, EH daddy?! Daddy no! What, daddy no! What?!
Zoro: Y’know, honestly, I’ve never met a man that…smelt like that before. So pretty. Like a flower garden!
Usopp: YO! I, I KINDA SMELL LIKE THAT TO!
Chopper: Nigga, you smell like butt cheeks and ass cream!
Nami: Oh my god, Vivi, shut up! Jesus Christ you’re such a dumb bitch! I’m the only hot girl on this ship! I mean look at my shorts! They’re shhhhooooooo short! But you can’t touch, or I’ll call the cops! It’s gonna get crazy up in here!
Vivi: Oh……
Luffy: De verdad?
Nami: LUFFY! Stop reading the Spanish subtitles!
Zoro: Luffy, Luffy, does this turn you on man? Does this turn you on? Ladies, does this turn you on? Usopp! Usopp, does turn you on? Yaoi shit? Bullshit, no! I hate that Yaoi shit! So fuckin’ much! It’s fuckin’ gay! Really gay! Like, it’s Yaoi!
Crew Member: Mr. 2! Honey! I can see up your skirt, but you’re wearing a super bowl!
Mr. 2: AHHAHAH!!!!!! I WANT SOME MORE, AH, FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!
Cat Shark: HELLO! HOW ARE YOU? WHY THANK YOU!
Vivi: OH MY GOD!
Usopp and Chopper: BLEBLEBLEBLE!!!!!!! (UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)
Zoro: AHMEHMUHMEHMUH!
Luffy: YEAH I LIKE PUSSIES TO!
Nami: Look at the crystal globe I’ve got!
Going Merry: LALALA I’m the boat! LALALA!
Luffy: COMIDA!!!!!!!!
Cat Shark: Oh my god it’s people! Oh sure shit people! Uh, a fuckin’ boat?! It’s fuckin up’ Oh shit!
Sanji: WHOA, HEY, CATCH IT, CATCH IT, CATCH IT! MAYBE I CAN, LIKE, MAKE IT INTO A SOUFLLE’ OR SOMETHIN’! CUZ, I WILL EAT YOU UP WITH MY LOLLIPOP!
Vivi: Eat broom bitches, meh.
Cat Shark: I am so hung over!
Luffy: VIVI! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?!
Sanji: Vivi, I thought we had somethin’ special?
Vivi: The cat shark is an endangered species! I’m in PETA for god’s sake! God, didn’t you see my PETA bag? Geez, you guys…..
Chopper: DAMN NIGGA! THAT WAS A BIG ASS CAT!
Usopp: WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?! EARLY IN THE MOR - FUCK MY ASS HURTS! SOMEONE GET ME SOME ICE AND SOME LOTION! IT’S TIME FOR A LONG NIGHT AT SEA! CHOPPER, TELL YOU WHAT! MEET ME IN MY QUARTERS LATER! WE’LL HAVE SOME WILD, ROUGH, REINDEER SEX!
Luffy: MWAHMWAHEH!!!!
Vivi: It’s okay Luffy! You can eat out on me! There’s a three course dinner!
Luffy: Yay! WOW, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WOW, YOU MUST BE DELICIOUS VIVI! WOW, I WANNA EAT YOU UP! OH GOD VIVI, YOUR BLUE HAIR, I WANNA CHEW ON IT!
Vivi: Hey Nami, Do you wanna have a threesome? I have a strap on! I mean just look at him! He’s so cute!
Zoro: “I want candy! Bubblegum and taffy! Skip to the sweetshop with my sweetheart Sandy!”
Vivi: Oh god! This is gonna end up as an orgy! Sanji! I don’t think we have enough lube for this job! Do you know? No? No? Huh?
Luffy: WOW, I DIDN’T KNOW SO MANY PEOPLE WANTED TO GET IN ON THIS SHIT!
Vivi: Yeah, that’s Baroque Works Sex Parade! They’re the most vicious ass pirates of them all! I mean, how do you think I became a princess? I mean, isn’t it obvious, I mean, look, my long blue hair! The guys just love holding on to it, y’know what I’m getting at don’t you Luffy?
Nami: Hell yeah, slut baaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
Vivi: Guys, be careful, these are the most vicious ass pirates I’ve ever known, I mean, this is even worse then Whiskey Peak, I mean…OH MY GOD!
Usopp YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! OKAY! I’M GONNA FIRE MYSLEF OVER THERE! AND HAVE WILD SEX, WITH EVERY ONE OF THOSE GUYS! READY?!
Luffy: WAIT! I FEEL PRESSURE IN MY (poot), I just shit myself!
Zoro: Every time I (Luffy: OH GOD, IT’S STILL COMIN’!), what the hell?
Sanji: Alright, I have no clue what’s going on, seriously, but remember one thing! You fight the good fight, like the end of your lollipop!
Some guy: Weh, weh, weh (laughs)
Zoro: GRRRRRRR! GRRRR! GUHGUHGUH!
Chopper: You’re a true nigga now!
Zoro: Alright, there’s the vain, get me my needle! Now!
Vivi: I have a vagina!
Nami: Zoro, God! I took away your needle!
Sanji: Wait, why are taping each other again? I don’t get this……and I taped the duck too.
Usopp: DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND?! IT’S ALL APART OF S&M ROLE PLAY! WHEN YOU’RE TIED UP AND GAGGED, YOU CAN’T ESCAPE WHEN I PULL OUT MY WHIP! GET IT?! GOT IT! GOOD!
Sanji: Go kill yourself right now, bitch!
Zoro: Jesus Christ Usopp, cut it out, everyone knows you’re not gay! Anyway, Chopper, I need you to cover me up with some red tape!
Chopper: I’m gonna let y’all niggas how we do it in the hooooood bitches!
Usopp: WHAT DO YOU MEAN RED TAPE?! I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL GONNA BE CRIPS ON THIS CREW! I HAVE A BLUE CAR! A BU-BLUE SHIRT!
Sanji: I have a blue shirt too! Geez.
Carue: QUACK!
Chopper: Nigga, fuck blue! I like red bitch! I’ll cut your ass nigga!
Sanji: Hey look, we’re headin’ into Alabaster
Vivi: Uh, It’s Alabasta.
Sanji: Afghanistan
Luffy: Alright guys we did a good job taping are arms, now bring it in! Good job!
Luffy: Morphin’ Time! Power Rangers Style!
Vivi: Guys, can I take this off, this is givin’ me a rash! It’s getting’ all pusy and…hey there rashy! I, I love you too! I love my rash!
Credits
Directed by Steve Yurko
Cast:
Steve Yurko - Luffy, Sanji, Chaka, Cobra
Dan Cox - Zoro, Usopp, Crocodile
Shiny - Nami, Vivi, Carue, Pig Pirate Guy
Royce Calfe - Chopper, Bon Clay, “Eat Me” Carue, Cat Shark
Soundtrack:
“Opening Theme” - Dragonball Z (FUNI Dub)
“Psycho Theme” - Psycho
“Sandstorm” - Darude
“Pass the Dutchy” - Musical Youth
“Moskau” - Dschingis Kahn
“Tarzan Boy” - Baltimora
“I Want Candy” - MC Chris
“Opening Theme” - Power Rangers
“Anyway You Want It” - Journey
Usopp: OKAY LUFFY, BUT ARE YOU SURE WE CAN BEAT THE PIRATES, WITH JUST ONE RUBBER BAND?!
