Chapter 86:

Sanji: I won't forgive him. How dare he say I cannot protect anyone!?

Christy made one once as a joke. It was the Ai Ai no Mi, a Paramecia. It made the person have abilities that made them irresistable to the opposite sex, much like Alvida's Sube Sube Fruit. The (male, in the story's case) could use such abilities as "Ai Ai no Charming Look" which would make members of the opposite sex melt with love and be unable to move from a mere glance. The same sex, unless gay, would make their stomachs turn with grossoutness.

Also, another ability was "Ai Ai no Chu!" Which blew a kiss. It is mainly used as an attack against members of the same sex. Once the flying kiss lands upon a member of the same sex, s/he is hit with a blast that feels like toxin is burrowing into their flesh. It falls off later. Christy never made any other attacks for it.

Also, she kinda made one that was already made, "Kame Kame no Mi, Model: Snapping Turtle". It makes the person turn into a Snapping Turtle, and although the turtle cannot swim, his large tongue looks like the perfect food for sea creatures, including Sea Kings. It can either be dangerous or help catch food, and not to mention the half form of the Devil Fruit User's snapping crunch deals enough damage to snap someone in two. Wheee.

There were some that make no real sense, such as Ame Ame no Mi, although that was in the 4th Movie under a different ability, and stuff like that… but anyway, those are Christy's ones. Yay!

That style reminded Christy a little bit of Final Fantasy Unlimited, whose scenes were more or less beautiful if the characters weren't far away so they looked smudgy. Also, she thinks during most points the people just ran out of time. Did anyone else notice there was NO special thing to go with the credits? It was all black! There was either a time crunch that made the ending and some other stuff less than par, or it was a HUGE budget cut for one reason or another.

However, overall the movie's story speaks to everyone. The story, in many cases, made Christy shout aloud in anguish, although then her mom said, "It can't be THAT sad!" Oh yes, mother it was that sad…

It always takes so long for the posts to come up. Hopefully it's the websites moderators looking through all the posts and not Christy's moronic computer for some reason…

Anyway, the response that's coming in proclaims this:

@CharChar:

Kagu? CharChar says he has
A nose like usopps! Is
Kagu a chicken like
Usopp? lol! chicken!

I say is right, and hes
Super.

Teh guys use computers to
Heat up the cometishion!
Ever will they fight straw jats.

Cause theyre bad guys.
O! Maybe they use computers to make
Others
Lose the battle! And they capture
Every one of the
Straw hats in the lobby!
They take them to impale down where the

Crew is filled with FEATHERS!!! lol! Those
People look like chickens when it happens.
9 people must be in the Computer 9 I say.

Meat is what luffy
Eats to staop being feathered.
Many times he saves the crew from
Bears and doors.
Even the best of the computer is a pidgeon!
R pidgeons the strongest of the animals?

Is it decent? laugh

@Buuhan1:

No shit. But who is he here? You?

Nahhhhhhhhh, Taboo is named Taboo there. She's posted like, once, huh, Taboo? POST MORE! And raise CharChar's rep Plz LOLILOL!!

gets shot

Phew, back to normal. Christy isn't sure who APDonut is. Come out, Donut! We won't hurt you!

The point is that Sanji DID attempt to fight Kalifa. Trying+failing is much different than saying "No way, she's MUCH too beautiful." and sitting around WAITING to be beaten to a bloody pulp. The point is when he was drinking tea with Kalifa, he said, "Wait a minute! I shouldn't be doing this! I should fight you!" and he tried. It didn't WORK, but he did.

Red Pirate Chopper, maybe, but there's another person named RedPirate who is rather Sanji Crazed and likes FMA and stuff and she was trying to tell you nicely about the Sub stuff. Christy shall pull up the post:

One Piece is excellent (though this is because the guy who writes it is brilliant.
4kids didn't make it. It was made in Japan

Japan is a country in Asia (a long way from America).

Sanji is my favourite character too.

Chopper is scared of most people because they hurt him and chased him away when he was little. He's not used to people yet.

Usopp does a lot more than run and he's a great shot! Keep watching. Luffy wouldn't have him if he wasn't brave.

Nami is picky. She needed treasure to buy her home back. Now she just likes treasure but she is loyal really. She pretends not to care when she really does.

Vivi is a temporary StawHat. She can rejoin them anytime she likes but she is a Princess and has to stay at the palace.

Zeff was the old man with Sanji.

I agree they are all cool but Sanji is the coolest!

So yeah, it was… funny. Especially when you guys started telling her to shut up while talking in your subliminal messages.

Oi, Buuhan! Everyone from the other OP forum Christy attends seems to be trying to teach you the ways of the "Not N00b", it's funny seeing Redpirate trying very hard to teach you the way. laugh

Also, the forum goers don't even recognize it's CHRISTY posting there either, which is even more funny when she personally makes fun of them and having them respond in different ways.

Another weird thing is that everything she's posted on became locked. Are they onto Christy? Perhaps she's be caught! Oh nooooooooes!

EDIT: Wait a second, that's an ARROW, not a locked symbol! OMG Christy's a NEWWWWWWWWBIE! Someone shoot her now before she turns full well into a n00b…

Because Christy's ALREADY typing like an idiot here. What's one more place? Although you're right, there must be a much better post next time. And it WILL be in Third person!

And second, Christy watches the dub with the sound down so she can ad lib and make fun of it. And laugh. It IS a very good bit of entertainment, you see.

And Christy is NEVER past the age of complaining! Or acting like a moron!

Alright, she's done

Skypaya sounds awesome. I heard Enel
Kills people! like Sanji and Zolo! on no!
Y is Enel so stron? Theres a girl 2. Her
Parent gets killed too, I hear.
Everytime I think about it, I cry for the girl.
I think Enel is the meenest. He mustve eten
A Cursed Fruit that makes him really strong!

I
Say enels power makes things fly!

Maxmillian is a ship he rides, he makes it fly too!
Y does it fly, U ask? the Cursed Fruit, silly! lol!

Secret ahoy lol!
Everyone but the straw hats die! Enel
Comes and kills everyone!
Once he does, Luffy thinks he can
Never beat Enel but then he DOES!!!!1
Don't ever say Gum Gum Power sux!

Fairys live in Skypaya. like the grl in the sky is
A fairy. she is
Very brav. like when she makes
Order from chaos. with a BAZOKA!
I say she's my favorit girl, much better than
That moron, Nami! lol!
Everyone knows she's a jerk! who neds a theif?

A person once said that the
Real danger that enel makes with his
Cursed Fruit is a giant light ball! Lol! How stupid!

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It's not nearly as good as some others, but it was in regards to Skypiea. The original writer of the thread called it Skypaya, and Christy wanted so much to call it "Skypapaya!" laugh

So yeah, it's not like, bashing anyone... Yet... Christy's just getting the hang of it, you see...