Shanks: This rum from your fridge…. it really tastes like poison...
Magellan: That's cause it is poison
Shanks: But the bottle says "rum"!!!! Where do you keep your rum!!?
Magellan: In the bottle labeled "poison"
Shanks: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE!
Magellan: ...hmm you're right.
Zoro: Can I have some of that poison?
Zoro: ACK!! That's really poison!!! I wanted the rum!!
Magellan: Why didn't you say so?
Shanks: Ugh... can't move
Zoro: Gah... so much pain
Magellan: I have to poop