Before the next match could begin, Coby hurried to the bathroom. As he passed an enormous man in an Impel Down uniform exiting the nearest one, he hoped that he would make it back to his seat in time to see the next fight.
He turned around after entering, paling as he clenched his nose to avoid the smell, and left in search of another bathroom.
Following the signs to a new restroom, he sighed in relief, and went up to a urinal, wondering why there were only two when the stadium was so big. Sucking it up, Coby set his focus on trying not to bump his elbow with the stranger's elbows.
Glancing at the man beside him, Coby blinked, doubling back at what he was seeing.
He tried not to stare.
But there was just one too many elbows.
"Huh?"
Coby averted his eyes, sweating heavily as he started to whistle.
"Heeeh? Are you gonna piss or just stare?"
Laughing nervously, Coby lowered his head, "It - it's funny, I needed to go so bad too …" His eyes slid back to the elbows only to jerk back in alarm when the stranger's face was in front of him, "Aagh!?"
"I knew it! You're trying to take a peek!"
"N - no! It's too long! Too long!"
"What!? You really were peeking!"
"Gyaagh! No! I'm not talking about that! Your arms're too long!"
"So you're one of those fishnet guys under there, huh!?"
He gaped at him in shock, pulling his pants into place, "N - no! It's a misunderstanding! A misunderstanding!! Wait, just let me get my pants up first!"
The other man began lifting an elbow into the air, sticking his thumb into his mouth, causing the flash of a bounty poster to cross Coby's mind. Recalling that this was the face of a rookie pirate, Coby wiped the sweat from his brow.
"... Soru!"
Apoo flushed the toilet again before he grinned and turned away from the stall where the Marine was lying face down in toilet water.
Intro and Fin by Dirt Monkey AL