THE HEART White is reserved for the moment Kishi absolves Sasuke of all karma through a long talk plus a hug.
@Ferno:
Sanji u guise. that is all.
ahahahahahaha
@Greg:
boobies .
Stop tempting us, vile serpent.
THE HEART White is reserved for the moment Kishi absolves Sasuke of all karma through a long talk plus a hug.
@Ferno:
Sanji u guise. that is all.
ahahahahahaha
@Greg:
boobies .
Stop tempting us, vile serpent.
@Cyan:
THE HEART White is reserved for the moment Kishi absolves Sasuke of all karma through a long talk plus a hug.
Or when there's a several hundred chapter arc based on defeating him, where he should have died at least 3-4 times, but didn't because he planned everything FROM THE BEGINNING.
So now if we talk about Sanji here is it on-topic?
All women in Naruto are actually men so that explains it.
They sure dont look very feminine, aint that right.
Why's everybody hate Tenten?
She can show us how to use weapons.
How can we hate a character who doesn't exist?
You know, as much as I love the whole Naruto terror alert chart, which Wagomu was generous enough to provide us with, my main complaint about it is it's a 9-level system, so it can be kinda hard to determine where each chapter lands on the ranking. Thus I have made up a little guideline to help people along. If anyone disagrees or thinks I've "missed the point" and wants to make alterations to it, be my guest.
Raikage Belt Gold - A very rare instance where the chapter is genuinely awesome.
Mediocre Blue - Pretty self-explanatory. Nothing bad, but nothing good either.
Lean Green Incest Machine - Has 1 or 2 kinda stupid moments, but still an okay chapter.
Yellow Flash Parenting Skills - Has a few genuinely stupid moments.
Orange Naruto Asthma Attack - Has quite a few laughably bad moments.
Sharingan Red - Just a downright bad chapter. Nothing redeeming about it really.
Glossy Black - A remarkably bad chapter. Kishi actually had to try to be this bad.
600 Rainbow Penis - Something so horrendously bad that it becomes an instant meme.
The Heart - So bad it's not even funny. An insult to the comic profession.
@Cyan:
THE HEART White is reserved for the moment Kishi absolves Sasuke of all karma through a long talk plus a hug.
But what about those samurai he killed at the meeting, and his attempted murder of Karin? I mean the latter was already a criminal, but all of those samurai probably had families and long lives ahead of them if Sasuke hadn't killed them. People can't just forget about that kind of stuff unless the samurai are shown to be secretly evil or something.
@HiroVoid:
But what about those samurai he killed at the meeting, and his attempted murder of Karin? I mean the latter was already a criminal, but all of those samurai probably had families and long lives ahead of them if Sasuke hadn't killed them. People can't just forget about that kind of stuff unless the samurai are shown to be secretly evil or something.
If they don't have names, no one cares.
Prototype terror alert:
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RAIKAGE'S BELT GOLD!? WOOHOO! I feel honored that someone took my suggestion T_T
I just saw an ad on facebook to read naruto online and i'm geniunly offended. Why? Because the imagine next to it is Naruto and Hinata kissing. I havent read in awhile so has this happened in the manga or are the developers of that ad just a couple of assholes?
hairbands .
@Yonkou#3:
I just saw an ad on facebook to read naruto online and i'm geniunly offended. Why? Because the imagine next to it is Naruto and Hinata kissing. I havent read in awhile so has this happened in the manga or are the developers of that ad just a couple of assholes?
ahahahahaha
naruto and what's-'er-name kissing
ahahahahaha
@Greg:
hairbands .
the lord is mine shepard, and i shall not wander…
Naruto shippuden is so sad ..
i remember one day ..
I was in a store that sells items for birthday parties, and there was a section just for naruto
one child was with his mother in this section ,saying that he whanted Everything with Naruto on it..
then I thought ..
Poor guy barely knows Naruto will turn into bestiality
and Rainbows
for me..Naruto is a disappointing manga..
when you start to read..you kinda of like,only to see armadillos penies
Holy Time Warp!
looks at calendar
2003!?
Well, at least Naruto's good again…
So many nice colors..
at least LSD-consumer love Naruto.
Prototype terror alert:
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LOL.
I see the "WTF moments" discussion is still going strong, just like I thought it would.
Just phoning in from my vacation spot from the park.
Just wanted to tell you guys that the Naruto Threat Level system is completely fucking brilliant and the shareholders are completely on board for it's implementation with this next chapter.
Here's hoping for a Raikage's Belt Gold.
pffffttt
Oh dear god. xD pffffft.
Well, Kishimoto, you certainly know how to capture my interest. Bringing back the rookies, In uniform.
Now I'm just waiting for you to crush my hopes, as usual.
reads spoilers
Wow, that's…pretty bad.
! Kabuto: "First I have the Akatsuki (Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Nagato). Then the former jinchuuriki members. Then there's the 5 kages' once predecessors. The rest of them are skilled fighters who made a name for themselves" (Zabuza, Haku, Kimimaro, Asuma, Hanzou, Chiyo-baa, Gaara's aide, Neji's father
O_O
Spoilers, give them to me you fools.
… then... Only zetsu, Kabuto and Madara will be new fighters this battle, everyone else a rehash?
Kishimoto is laughing at the corpse of his manga.
I stole these spoilers from GameFAQs:
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Source: NF
Credit: Ghost of Madara
Verification: Confirmed
Tsuchikage is taking the turtle island to the Shinobi Alliance place (I believe he's making it fly too).
Naruto says that things are weird cause the sky shifted again, and that the mission's over so he needs to go back to Konoha to wait for Sasuke in his attack.
Sasuke is still wrapped up with those bandages. He asks Zetsu if he's ready yet. Black Zetsu says not yet. White Zetsu says the next time he looks upon something, it will be as if he's in a different world and that it looks interesting.
The scouts sense Kabuto inside.
~More to come
Kabuto says they need to extract info from Yamato before anything. But he says not to kill him before they can use him to strengthen the Zetsu.
Madara says he could easily use the Rinnegan Ningendou's technique to get the info but that Yamato would die from it.
A snake slithers onto Yamato's arms and bites his palms.
Madara says that it's a poison that can immobilize the Mokuton powers, and then calls Kabuto a (crafty) bastard for doing so much research on Shodai's cells.
Kabuto says its a remedy he made to suppress Hashirama's powers, and not to worry, that he won't use it on Zetsu.
Kabuto says that even without using Rinnegan, they can get the info they want with his truth serum and Madara's Sharingan.
Aoba and Motoi talk, Motoi says that it seemed they already arrived (to the Alliance location via Oonoki)
It's basically a meet and greet for everyone and they're grouped together.
Tsuchikage is talking to Mizukage about the situation, and about Kyuubi and Hachibi.
The kages and Shikaku talk about the situation, their forces, and other things.
Kankurou is the captain of the Ambush Squad/Battalion. He introduces himself to Sai and Omoi. Sai greets him and wonders what nickname he should give him. Omoi wonders if someone as young as that should be a captain. There are also others.
Kakashi tells Gaara he's the regiment commander. Ao asks Shii if this is his first time in a war, and Shii says yes. Daru is the captain of the 1st Unit/Battalion. Tenten asks if he is their captain, and Chouza remarks that he seems pretty sluggish/listless (using a play on his name "darui", which means that)
Someone named Kitsuchi (yellow earth) is captain of the 2nd battalion/unit. Karui, Hinata (who says that she's nervous), and Kurotsuchi are part of it among others, and Kurotsuchi curses that it has to be her father who has to lead them.
3rd battalion has Hatake Kakashi as captain. Guy who's still collapsed is on his team. Lee asks if Gai is alright. Sakura asks what happened with him.
4th unit/battalion lead by Gaara, whose position is regiment commander and commanding officer. Has Chouji, Temari, and Shikamaru. They make some remarks (Chouji's is about food and Shikamaru is complaining about how much of a pain this is).
5th battalion/unit lead by Mifune. Has Kiba, Hana, Shino, and Ino and they make their remarks.
Kabuto: "First I have the Akatsuki (Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Nagato). Then the former jinchuuriki members. Then there's the 5 kages' once predecessors. The rest of them are skilled fighters who made a name for themselves" (Zabuza, Haku, Kimimaro, Asuma, Hanzou, Chiyo-baa, Gaara's aide, Neji's father).
Yamato was put to sleep by the Shodai wall/slime thing.
Madara: "Let's get this war started!"
*Trans notes
1- Remember that this is still a summary, not a word for word translation, though it gets all the important things though I haven't translated the things between Naruto and Bee
2-~Still didn't summarize Naruto/Bee convo which was earlier on[/hide]
Okay, Kishi, I'm sorry, but you're taking that "Zombie Revival Magic" stuff too far. It's crap that you can summon anyone you want… it should be a requirement to have... SOMETHING of theirs... like a lock of their hair, or a personal posession, at least. Being able to summon whoever you want is just...
Wait, forgot what series I'm reading. Nevermind.
! Kabuto: "First I have the Akatsuki (Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Nagato). Then the former jinchuuriki members. Then there's the 5 kages' once predecessors. The rest of them are skilled fighters who made a name for themselves" (Zabuza, Haku, Kimimaro, Asuma, Hanzou, Chiyo-baa, Gaara's aide, Neji's father
O_O
And Naruto will defeat all of then. Fuck the side-characters.
I know I JOKED about re-rezzing Zabuza and Haku…
it was a JOKE Kishi! Stop taking me seriously!
Even I couldn't have predicted rezzing random characters that Madara really shouldn't know about though. Asuma, Hanzou, Chiyo-baa, Gaara's aide, Neji's father? REALLY?
On the other hand apparently everyone else is preparing to do something. Maybe. Maybe Rock Lee can get one more 2 page fight in before the series ends. Maybe Ten-Ten can have A fight.
I wonder why he didn't revive Neji and Chouji? They were good ninjas.
This would be 10 times more awesome if Madara also grabbed filler characters from the anime, for the sheer WTF factor. At least they'd seem new to part of the audience.
I wonder why he didn't revive Neji and Chouji? They were good ninjas.
And Zombie Choji could take that power up suicide pill with no side effects!
This is going to end like Shaun of the Dead isn't it? Sasuke really WILL die, in a "redeeming" sacrifice, but then they'll just re-rez his corpse.
Now that death apparently has n meaning or cost whatsoever.
Well, its better than a friendship speech I suppose.
Though if he's going through that litany, its even more suspicious that Jiraiya isn't among the list. If these spoilers are real (and sadly, I don't really doubt them) that's the final nail in Jiraiya's coffin… that he isn't occupying.
Really bad spoilers.
Maybe the rookies are going to do something, it would be really nice But why is Kishi reusing old characters?
! Greg is going to rage when he reads about Zombie Kimimaro
Oh and Jiraya is totally alive since there isn't a zombie version of him.
! Greg is going to rage when he reads about Zombie Kimimaro
He apparently doesn't read Naruto anymore. Unless we tell him.
@Sea:
He apparently doesn't read Naruto anymore. Unless we tell him.
I know that, but if i remember right he once said that he's going to read it again when Kimimaro comes back.
LOL at Naruto in the cover. He looks so funny.
RookiesRookiesRookiesRookiesRookiesRookiesRookiesRookiesRookies
And Naruto will defeat all of then. Fuck the side-characters.
Killjoy :(
I said it before and I'll say it again.
Blind Zombie Itachi does. Not. Work.
Oh, and Kishi's bringing the side characters together again. It's almost like he's going to use them again.
Yeah, I couldn't say that last sentence with a straight face.
Upside to this: SIDE CHARACTERS DOING SOMETHING.
Downside: ZOMBIE CASTLE MAGIC.
Well, when they meant the past Kages, they can't mean any of the Hokages, because of the Death God thing.
…......You do remember that, right Kishi? Unless it's Danzo.