Nah, I'm just messin' around (though unfortunately it just sounds like I'm trying to cover myself, which is also kinda sad).
Arlong Park Humor Thread.
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I loled at Naruto discussion thread IV.
Lobster reminds me of some asshole on shmups.com who got banned.
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Goddamn the people that made the pokemon games are cruel fucks
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=11111540&x=spoink+dies+-+part+1
>Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing - if it stops, its heart will stop. -
Another quote from a another forum
No, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HEALTHY FAST FOOD. I'm talking actual fast food restaurants. Taco Bell is not healthier than McDonalds, not significantly different at all. They're all fucking bad for you, so if you're eating their food, it's going to be just as unhealthy. So these douches that say "Well, I'll go to Wendys, at least it's not McDonalds" need to shut the hell up. It's like saying letting a man suck your dick isn't as gay as having a man jack you off. They're both gay, so either get your dick away from men or you're gay [not that there's anything wrong with that, of course]. Either stay away from fast food or you're eating unhealthy food.
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@Sandai:
Another quote from a another forum
YAHHH TRICK YAHHHH
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Goddamn the people that made the pokemon games are cruel fucks
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=11111540&x=spoink+dies+-+part+1
http://4chanarchive.org/images/v/11111540/1203316451574.jpg
>Spoink bounces around on its tail. The shock of its bouncing makes its heart pump. As a result, this Pokémon cannot afford to stop bouncing - if it stops, its heart will stop.never forget .
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Yeah, some of the Pokedex entries are pretty fucking killer.
Yanmega can destroy internal organs.
Glalie eats people alive.
Drifloon tries to drag people to hell.
Banette can steal your soul.
Bidoof can chew through your fucking skull.If you live in the Pokemon World as the Pokedex displays it, you can die 493+ different deaths.
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Here's another one:
Although GOREBYSS is the very picture of elegance and beauty while swimming, it is also cruel. When it spots prey, this POKéMON inserts its thin mouth into the prey's body and drains the prey of its body fluids. -
@Komrade:
Yeah, some of the Pokedex entries are pretty fucking killer.
Yanmega can destroy internal organs.
Glalie eats people alive.
Drifloon tries to drag people to hell.
Banette can steal your soul.
Bidoof can chew through your fucking skull.If you live in the Pokemon World as the Pokedex displays it, you can die 493+ different deaths.
too bad no one ever does or did in any of the godlessly blasphemous piece of heavenly crap called "Pokemon anime",which endlessly goes on from nowhere to nowhere,where the plots are about as predictable as they can get and where even carnivorous "pokes" can only eat grass,cause all the livestock and almost all plants are one of em.
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I seriously hate that series.
Basic Poke-em-on plot from what ive watched "going somewhere,geting confronted by TR,helping someone" and aditionaly the ever popular "gaining an xth milionth shiny badge of terrible artistic quality",leading to "taking part of yth trilionth tournament".
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Arbok's entry.
Silver: With a very vengeful nature, it wont give up the chase, no matter how far, once it targets its prey. Talk about Stalkers…. -
Basic Poke-em-on plot from what ive watched "going somewhere,geting confronted by TR,helping someone" and aditionaly the ever popular "gaining an xth milionth shiny badge of terrible artistic quality",leading to "taking part of yth trilionth tournament".
Don't forget the pokemon Contests.
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Yep.
and that is the contents of all,what 5 series?
Seriously,this shouldve died out after they finished the original set.It wouldve been an anoying,but LIVABLE thing.
But NO,MONEY is far more importent then NOT shuffling out incredulous crap.
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You'll never be a pokemon master with that attitude!
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like a wanna be a 12 year old,whose only concerns are shitty litle badges.
I have higher goals in life.
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Reminds me of that "celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day with cotton" one
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like a wanna be a 12 year old,whose only concerns are shitty litle badges.
I have higher goals in life.
…I'm not touching that one.
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i'm glad their teaching the girls of the next generation to be real women
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like a wanna be a 12 year old,whose only concerns are shitty litle badges.
I have higher goals in life.
Like writing fine literature.
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No
Fuck no
BattleFranky, get rid of him before another thread goes down the shitter.
This is our last one guys
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@Geg:
Reminds me of that "celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day with cotton" one
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/rparkinson/1203455380882.jpg
Wow, and I tought Super Princess Peach was a joke of a girl's game.
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lobolover is the anti-intelligence
you become dumber after reading his posts
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sanctum-exactly.and youve never read anything from me,so please stop right there.
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lobolover is the anti-intelligence
you become dumber after reading his posts
Quit being a dumbshit, his posts have SPECIAL HIDDEN MEANINGS
sanctum-exactly.and youve never read anything from me,so please stop right there.
He reads your posts
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posting before it gets locked
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@Kaimei-Karasuhebi:
Wow, and I tought Super Princess Peach was a joke of a girl's game.
I guess you've never heard of the Imagine series.
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Imagine… a bunch of brand new video games designed just for you! No need to swipe your brother's games when you can pick up 'n play waaay more interesting stuff like...
- Imagine Fashion Designer where you are the ultimate fashionista designing clothes, doing photo shoots, working with models and more, or
- Learn to be a kitchen magician cooking up creativity with Imagine Master Chef, or
- Care for your fab furry friends as a pet vet in Imagine Animal Doctor, or
- Try Imagine Babyz and practice your skills as a pro babysitter.
Training girls to be successful
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I guess you've never heard of the Imagine series.
Hey, who doesn't want a Babyz of their own one day?
What is up with all this replacing s with z crap, anyway? Is it stylish or do we just buy video games and barbie knockoffs from people who flunked out of middle school?
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it may be to "sound cool" to pre teens.
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Doodles. Puggles. Dorkies. And, Brats! Can you believe these are actual names for what breeders are now calling "Designer Dogs?" No joke.
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I believe that should go to a "Arlong Park Lame Thread".
Your POST isnt lame,its the names that reach 25 and 2/3th of lameness posts. -
But seriously, what the hell is a "Designer Dog"?
And how the hell did you tought Girls would find such words COOL?
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No idea.But what I see around here gives me the creeps.
and designer dogs-arent those the horribly fluffly-THINGS-you see in "dog salons"?
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This thread needs funny STAT.
Xe1a1wHxTyo
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aaaaaaaaaah,ive been looking for that one.Id rep you if thered be reputation.
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aaaaaaaaaah,ive been looking for that one.Id rep you if thered be reputation.
Why don't you get back to that NF you're so fond of?
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Yeah, I thought about posting that last week, but I didn't know what the reception would be like since it's VGcats. Still probably the funniest (or only funny) VGcats in recent memory.
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Haha, I didn't think about posting it until you posted that picture.
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Grrobbblegrobelbflerobbel
Vgcats!
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This is about the tenth apocalyptic event in the last few days.
A mildly amusing VGCATS comic, what is the world coming to
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_> It's like the book Of Mice and Men
When a violent retard (or insane person) threatens your society, you need to blow their brains out with a bullet to the back of the head_
This was posted in the Naruto IV thread. It was originally posted by King Dead, which I'm pretty sure which was based off of Carter's "Let's go of mice and men on HEATXZ"
Still it's brilliant. The fact I just got done with that book a couple months ago made it even better.
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http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=11103987&x=swan+lake
Swan Lake, from the bowels of the earth's crust.
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Lobolover's refined tastes won't allow him to play Pokemon.
Also, Cooking Mama was not only for girls fyi, prepubescent boys could play it too.
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castrated men too
amirite -
Postpubescent men are where it's at.
We have hair where it belongs.
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toes and nipples little friends
i also call my cock tarzan
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Alright, awesome to be back….for now.
Let's get this shit going.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=239400
Taking out bits would be an utter waste of some good Gaf.
A complete glittering gem.
Other then that…
W7YjHvhcZL4
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The ever incorrigible.
Forever Gary Busey.
Was hopin' to post the Darkstalkers vid for an extra kick, but Freeman beat my wretched hands to it. Good on you, bro.NeoGAF is still my first source for internet humor. I still remember that sales thread where the PS3 failed to break the 100 000 mark and that gif with Sony's system photoshopped on that pole volting guy, I don't think I've seen something funnier on the internet since then.
Sorry for leavin' you in the dry like this, Aldrich, the only fortunate man other then myself who treasures the wonders of GAF.
Bad timing on my part leaving while you were spreding the good word.Anyways, do you mind linking me to what you mentioned? Sounds familiar, but it's killin' me trying to pin my thumb on it.
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PnSFGLtlSYo
I'M FILLING MY VAGINA WITH BIIIIIRDS
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Forever Gary Busey.
Those videos are still loading for me (although the first one is pretty funny from what I've seen so far). I think he was in The Gingerdead Man. I posted a trailer of it once. It was pretty awful.