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The mothefucker arrives on the chair, that's a king for you.
Even better if he drops it on someone
Bleach Discussion 0: Hello Darkness my old friend
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Doc Doom from mvc does it too, Aizen is just late to the party
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Alright, I have my parody ready. If you haven't played Kingdom Hearts II before, this could lead to spoilers, despite using Bleach character names. Won't be as funny if you haven't played it either. I call this, Kingdom Background II
! Ichigo is hanging out with his friends Net, Donchaka, and Pieche in Heuco Mundo. They do various activities, including a random tournament, where Ichigo won out against the local dick Grimjow. They go and eat popsicles at the top of the castle every evening. Unfortunately, Heuco Mundo gets run over by strange beings called Quincy, which only Ichigo can fight. After fighting a number of them, he finds himself in a strange place, confronted by a man who’s supposedly his father.
! The man explains to him that he is his father, but that he isn’t actually Ichigo. From a different conflict, his memories were severely altered and he had to be put into hibernation. His memories had to be slowly restored in order to come back. He fought against the ink blots, monsters that are after the back grounds of manga series. Isshin, the father, tells him that he is a Quincy, and explains how he came to be. After giving him all the backstory, he is sent off to allow Ichigo his rightful place back.
! Not Ichigo finds himself in a strange room, where a rapping guy tells him that his time is up, and he needs to talk to his sword. Not Ichigo goes into the inner world, where he sees the real Ichigo. Bitterly, he tells the real Ichigo that it’s not fair, but he must comply with what fate has brought. He disappears, and the real Ichigo appears.
! He wakes up from his inner world, with a monk named Ichibei telling him all that has transpired. The Quincy have appeared, along with a group called Organization 26. They wish to take the background of the various Manga series, and open Kingdom Background. The situation is becoming dire, as backgrounds in Soul Society and the Human World have vanished, so they must save the rest of the series.
! Before he leaves on his noble quest, Renji and Rukia greet him after a long nap as well. Renji is a night, who swings his might sword around. Rukia is a mage, who uses mostly Ice Spells along with a few other here and there. They hug and after talking, head out. They travel through a number of series, such as One Piece, Toriko, Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and a number of other colorful series. With friends from each series, they stop the background from being stolen, and defeat some of the organization 26 along the way.
! After saving all the series, they come to the dreaded Soul Society, which has been taken over by the Ink Blots. It is black everywhere, and they must fight through the Ink Blots to reach the Royal Realm. They are stopped by some of the Organization 26 along the way, forced to fight them to continue on. As they continue on, they are faced by another that seems to belong to the organization. However, it appears to be Ichigo’s long lost friend and rival Ishida. Ishida has been pretending to be part of the organization, helping Ichigo along the way and doing some other things.
! As they reach the top, they come across Ichibei. He explains the background of the head of Organization 26. His name is Juhabach, who was an apprentice of his. He was obsessed with Kingdom Background. At one point, he became obsessed with it, and Ichibei was too late to stop him. Now, he is making Ink Blots destroy all backgrounds. However, Ichibei tried using a paintbrush he made to stop Bach from opening up Kingdom Background. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful, and only Ichigo can stop the madness.
! Ichigo and Ishida decide they must team up to stop Bach. When they confront him for the first time, they feel like they are facing a menace from before. Bach goes into a dialogue about him and his brethren were cursed. They were born from others, and lived in a place with no name, and no backgrounds. They dreamed of one day having trees, and oceans, and buildings, and everything in between to lighten up the mood. Not only that, they could not see backgrounds. By taking away the backgrounds from other places, they could finally see the backgrounds they so desired.
! Ichigo and Ishida fight in a long and epic showdown. Bach uses all his power and becomes a giant menace. Ichigo and Ishida jump from ledge to ledge, as objects are thrown at them as they move towards him. They take him down and must work together to take down his original form. After dodging 1000’s of arrows, they take him down, and are thrust into Kingdom Background.
! In there, any and all backgrounds imaginable can be seen. While beautiful, there is nowhere to go or to escape to get home. They just lie there, accepting fate and ready to die when they starve to death. As they are talking about the good old times, a butterfly appears with a message from Orohime, the girl that the two fought over for affection. They learn about what’s going on back in their home. Eventually, from some miraculous means, they make it back home. All their friends are there and they celebrate.
! They get a butterfly later, from the king. He is ready to explain the 1000 year war, and how all of it started.If you found this funny and want some more, let me know. I have some funny ideas for two other ones. If you think this is the stupidest thing and only I could find this funny, then feel free to tell me I'm bad and should feel bad. If you want more, here are the two titles I have in mind.
Kingdom Background
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Alright, I have my parody ready. If you haven't played Kingdom Hearts II before, this could lead to spoilers, despite using Bleach character names. Won't be as funny if you haven't played it either. I call this, Kingdom Background II
! Ichigo is hanging out with his friends Net, Donchaka, and Pieche in Heuco Mundo. They do various activities, including a random tournament, where Ichigo won out against the local dick Grimjow. They go and eat popsicles at the top of the castle every evening. Unfortunately, Heuco Mundo gets run over by strange beings called Quincy, which only Ichigo can fight. After fighting a number of them, he finds himself in a strange place, confronted by a man who’s supposedly his father.
! The man explains to him that he is his father, but that he isn’t actually Ichigo. From a different conflict, his memories were severely altered and he had to be put into hibernation. His memories had to be slowly restored in order to come back. He fought against the ink blots, monsters that are after the back grounds of manga series. Isshin, the father, tells him that he is a Quincy, and explains how he came to be. After giving him all the backstory, he is sent off to allow Ichigo his rightful place back.
! Not Ichigo finds himself in a strange room, where a rapping guy tells him that his time is up, and he needs to talk to his sword. Not Ichigo goes into the inner world, where he sees the real Ichigo. Bitterly, he tells the real Ichigo that it’s not fair, but he must comply with what fate has brought. He disappears, and the real Ichigo appears.
! He wakes up from his inner world, with a monk named Ichibei telling him all that has transpired. The Quincy have appeared, along with a group called Organization 26. They wish to take the background of the various Manga series, and open Kingdom Background. The situation is becoming dire, as backgrounds in Soul Society and the Human World have vanished, so they must save the rest of the series.
! Before he leaves on his noble quest, Renji and Rukia greet him after a long nap as well. Renji is a night, who swings his might sword around. Rukia is a mage, who uses mostly Ice Spells along with a few other here and there. They hug and after talking, head out. They travel through a number of series, such as One Piece, Toriko, Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and a number of other colorful series. With friends from each series, they stop the background from being stolen, and defeat some of the organization 26 along the way.
! After saving all the series, they come to the dreaded Soul Society, which has been taken over by the Ink Blots. It is black everywhere, and they must fight through the Ink Blots to reach the Royal Realm. They are stopped by some of the Organization 26 along the way, forced to fight them to continue on. As they continue on, they are faced by another that seems to belong to the organization. However, it appears to be Ichigo’s long lost friend and rival Ishida. Ishida has been pretending to be part of the organization, helping Ichigo along the way and doing some other things.
! As they reach the top, they come across Ichibei. He explains the background of the head of Organization 26. His name is Juhabach, who was an apprentice of his. He was obsessed with Kingdom Background. At one point, he became obsessed with it, and Ichibei was too late to stop him. Now, he is making Ink Blots destroy all backgrounds. However, Ichibei tried using a paintbrush he made to stop Bach from opening up Kingdom Background. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful, and only Ichigo can stop the madness.
! Ichigo and Ishida decide they must team up to stop Bach. When they confront him for the first time, they feel like they are facing a menace from before. Bach goes into a dialogue about him and his brethren were cursed. They were born from others, and lived in a place with no name, and no backgrounds. They dreamed of one day having trees, and oceans, and buildings, and everything in between to lighten up the mood. Not only that, they could not see backgrounds. By taking away the backgrounds from other places, they could finally see the backgrounds they so desired.
! Ichigo and Ishida fight in a long and epic showdown. Bach uses all his power and becomes a giant menace. Ichigo and Ishida jump from ledge to ledge, as objects are thrown at them as they move towards him. They take him down and must work together to take down his original form. After dodging 1000’s of arrows, they take him down, and are thrust into Kingdom Background.
! In there, any and all backgrounds imaginable can be seen. While beautiful, there is nowhere to go or to escape to get home. They just lie there, accepting fate and ready to die when they starve to death. As they are talking about the good old times, a butterfly appears with a message from Orohime, the girl that the two fought over for affection. They learn about what’s going on back in their home. Eventually, from some miraculous means, they make it back home. All their friends are there and they celebrate.
! They get a butterfly later, from the king. He is ready to explain the 1000 year war, and how all of it started.If you found this funny and want some more, let me know. I have some funny ideas for two other ones. If you think this is the stupidest thing and only I could find this funny, then feel free to tell me I'm bad and should feel bad. If you want more, here are the two titles I have in mind.
Kingdom Background
Kingdom Background: Excution of MemoriesI don't play Kingdom Hearts and I kinda wish I did, but the thought of flying blobs eating everything reminds me of the Langoliers.
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I feel bad I missed the potential Heartless references at first. I wound up nicknaming them Black-Eyed Pea Babies when recording my review video w/a friend.
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@The:
Alright, I have my parody ready. If you haven't played Kingdom Hearts II before, this could lead to spoilers, despite using Bleach character names. Won't be as funny if you haven't played it either. I call this, Kingdom Background II
! Ichigo is hanging out with his friends Net, Donchaka, and Pieche in Heuco Mundo. They do various activities, including a random tournament, where Ichigo won out against the local dick Grimjow. They go and eat popsicles at the top of the castle every evening. Unfortunately, Heuco Mundo gets run over by strange beings called Quincy, which only Ichigo can fight. After fighting a number of them, he finds himself in a strange place, confronted by a man who’s supposedly his father.
! The man explains to him that he is his father, but that he isn’t actually Ichigo. From a different conflict, his memories were severely altered and he had to be put into hibernation. His memories had to be slowly restored in order to come back. He fought against the ink blots, monsters that are after the back grounds of manga series. Isshin, the father, tells him that he is a Quincy, and explains how he came to be. After giving him all the backstory, he is sent off to allow Ichigo his rightful place back.
! Not Ichigo finds himself in a strange room, where a rapping guy tells him that his time is up, and he needs to talk to his sword. Not Ichigo goes into the inner world, where he sees the real Ichigo. Bitterly, he tells the real Ichigo that it’s not fair, but he must comply with what fate has brought. He disappears, and the real Ichigo appears.
! He wakes up from his inner world, with a monk named Ichibei telling him all that has transpired. The Quincy have appeared, along with a group called Organization 26. They wish to take the background of the various Manga series, and open Kingdom Background. The situation is becoming dire, as backgrounds in Soul Society and the Human World have vanished, so they must save the rest of the series.
! Before he leaves on his noble quest, Renji and Rukia greet him after a long nap as well. Renji is a night, who swings his might sword around. Rukia is a mage, who uses mostly Ice Spells along with a few other here and there. They hug and after talking, head out. They travel through a number of series, such as One Piece, Toriko, Jojo’s Bizzare Adventure, and a number of other colorful series. With friends from each series, they stop the background from being stolen, and defeat some of the organization 26 along the way.
! After saving all the series, they come to the dreaded Soul Society, which has been taken over by the Ink Blots. It is black everywhere, and they must fight through the Ink Blots to reach the Royal Realm. They are stopped by some of the Organization 26 along the way, forced to fight them to continue on. As they continue on, they are faced by another that seems to belong to the organization. However, it appears to be Ichigo’s long lost friend and rival Ishida. Ishida has been pretending to be part of the organization, helping Ichigo along the way and doing some other things.
! As they reach the top, they come across Ichibei. He explains the background of the head of Organization 26. His name is Juhabach, who was an apprentice of his. He was obsessed with Kingdom Background. At one point, he became obsessed with it, and Ichibei was too late to stop him. Now, he is making Ink Blots destroy all backgrounds. However, Ichibei tried using a paintbrush he made to stop Bach from opening up Kingdom Background. Unfortunately, he was unsuccessful, and only Ichigo can stop the madness.
! Ichigo and Ishida decide they must team up to stop Bach. When they confront him for the first time, they feel like they are facing a menace from before. Bach goes into a dialogue about him and his brethren were cursed. They were born from others, and lived in a place with no name, and no backgrounds. They dreamed of one day having trees, and oceans, and buildings, and everything in between to lighten up the mood. Not only that, they could not see backgrounds. By taking away the backgrounds from other places, they could finally see the backgrounds they so desired.
! Ichigo and Ishida fight in a long and epic showdown. Bach uses all his power and becomes a giant menace. Ichigo and Ishida jump from ledge to ledge, as objects are thrown at them as they move towards him. They take him down and must work together to take down his original form. After dodging 1000’s of arrows, they take him down, and are thrust into Kingdom Background.
! In there, any and all backgrounds imaginable can be seen. While beautiful, there is nowhere to go or to escape to get home. They just lie there, accepting fate and ready to die when they starve to death. As they are talking about the good old times, a butterfly appears with a message from Orohime, the girl that the two fought over for affection. They learn about what’s going on back in their home. Eventually, from some miraculous means, they make it back home. All their friends are there and they celebrate.
! They get a butterfly later, from the king. He is ready to explain the 1000 year war, and how all of it started.If you found this funny and want some more, let me know. I have some funny ideas for two other ones. If you think this is the stupidest thing and only I could find this funny, then feel free to tell me I'm bad and should feel bad. If you want more, here are the two titles I have in mind.
Kingdom Background
Kingdom Background: Excution of Memories7/10 too much hairgel.
That was great, but I feel like you missed an opportunity for someone, maybe Byakuya? to be King Mickey, since he steps sometimes when you die as Sora. Urahara or Yoruichi could work as well, but even then none of those three has a connection to Ishida.
If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life
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7/10 too much hairgel.
That was great, but I feel like you missed an opportunity for someone, maybe Byakuya? to be King Mickey, since he steps sometimes when you die as Sora. Urahara or Yoruichi could work as well, but even then none of those three has a connection to Ishida.
I was tempted to use some other characters for stuff, but decided to go short and sweet with minimizing the characters. In the other parts, I might use a few other characters if possible.
Also, you missed the depth and soul of my writing, so your obvious lack of 190 IQ stopped you from giving me a 11/10.:ninja:
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I was tempted to use some other characters for stuff, but decided to go short and sweet with minimizing the characters. In the other parts, I might use a few other characters if possible.
Also, you missed the depth and soul of my writing, so your obvious lack of 190 IQ stopped you from giving me a 11/10.:ninja:
Gotcha, short and sweet it was. Dunno how committed you are or how far you've thought things ahead but I imagine Mickey, Maleficent, Pete, and Ansem/Xemnas are probably the best cast to expand into.
We here at IZN are only allowed to give excellent scores to rehashed, overly memetic parodies, or anything a mod says. You might score higher if there were more 12-year-olds screaming about their 360 Bankai or how they banged Nobodies.
If you get dunked on in the dream, you get dunked on in real life
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Gotcha, short and sweet it was. Dunno how committed you are or how far you've thought things ahead but I imagine Mickey, Maleficent, Pete, and Ansem/Xemnas are probably the best cast to expand into.
We here at IZN are only allowed to give excellent scores to rehashed, overly memetic parodies, or anything a mod says. You might score higher if there were more 12-year-olds screaming about their 360 Bankai or how they banged Nobodies.
I probably hurt myself by doing the second one as a parody first, instead of starting the first one. Did this one first since it is more relevant. I have some basic concepts in mind, but nothing huge. By the time it's all said and done, it'll be a huge and convoluted mess. I'm convinced that's for the best, as it represents both series quite well.
So if I want high quality, I should add tea bagging jokes and memes that were never funny eh? I'm low quality, so I'll pass on that.
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@The:
I probably hurt myself by doing the second one as a parody first, instead of starting the first one. Did this one first since it is more relevant. I have some basic concepts in mind, but nothing huge. By the time it's all said and done, it'll be a huge and convoluted mess. I'm convinced that's for the best, as it represents both series quite well.
So if I want high quality, I should add tea bagging jokes and memes that were never funny eh? I'm low quality, so I'll pass on that.
I think you made the right choice. It's not like Kingdom Hearts is anywhere near linear and Bleach is… Bleach.
Hell, you could even stop right in the middle of one to start a random loosely-related side story. No need to publish a coherent finished product or any sort of progression for the next decade. Please don't actually do this. It's fantastic as is.
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I have no idea how Aizen is getting around in that chair. Is he floating? Is someone pushing him from behind?
I really just love the idea of him scooching along an inch at a time but keeping that same expression the whole time.
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When were you under the impression that Aizen was moving his chair?
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So Aizen. Much power. 10/10 chapter.
Eventful, rich, smart and at the peak of humanity's artistical expression.
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Ah man screw it I've missed this arrogant bastard. He makes more sense than the Quincy do. I've got no idea what's happening upstairs.
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Thank God Aizen was brought back. Even when he's stuck in a chair he's more interesting than everyone else.
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Oh! My! Godo!
Kubo spent months showing the captains building up that "door" to the royal realm as slowly as they could, throwing stupid obstacles in its way to be surpassed by equally stupid plot devices (reiatsu amplifier) so in the end… leave the door behind, let's just get there this other way.
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That is one good chair.
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The return of level 90 Kido.
Best Bleach chapter in a while.
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Aizen knows the importance of sturdy furniture
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I have no idea how Aizen is getting around in that chair. Is he floating? Is someone pushing him from behind?
I really just love the idea of him scooching along an inch at a time but keeping that same expression the whole time.
I'm wondering about the same.
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Good old Aizen shenanigans. And chairs.
I approve.
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Look at my chair
My chair is amazing
Give it a lick
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Maybe the peace ronin-hat captain guy (forgot name) carried azien here? Simple and logical, but the sight of him carrying that chair would look silly.
otherwise you could say azien's reiatsu acts as free leviation, except it was sealed before he was brought here.
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I gotta say, Aizen is pretty gangsta right now. His defeat by Ichigo was pretty silly and thus it's time for him to redeem himself as the ultimate badass.
Oh, and we all know those seals wont stay on him forever. No doubt he'll be back to his old deeds once he frees himself.
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So according to a far better translation on mangastream and elsewhere, it seems Aizen is going to bring the Cocoon/Soul King's Prison/Palace or w.e u wanna call it down to where he is…..sounds like another asspull, but an Aizen asspull......that was good....otherwise...yet again nothing happened.
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"What can I say? You can't keep a good man down"
I can imagine Kubo giggling his ass off writing Aizen's dialogue everytime he answers a distressed Soul Reaper
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I loved this chapter. Aizen made me forget all the bad of this whole arc. I can actually like this arc for this one chapter. Doesn't make it a good arc by any stretch, but I can live with it.
So Aizen is plot, who can take down any plot device and speed up or slow down the plot at his will. I think we just witnessed his Bankai.
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This was the greatest chapter in a long, long while, and we have a chair to thank for it.
Only in Bleach.
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Something happened this week!
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Aizen…..I ain't even mad. This is what we were expecting, time to show Bach the original troll god.
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Why would they bring the Soul King's palace to Aizen?
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Get mad shinigamis, Aizen is chilling on his cool chair, while you must run on suicide attack against YH Bach.
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Aizen made this chapter enjoyable.
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I'm guessing it'd kinda like Bobobobo, the most random stuff will happen purely because each character says so.
….except, you know, not intentionally funny.
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Why would they bring the Soul King's palace to Aizen?
Because he is Aizen-sama, thats why.
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Haha, I knew the chair would quickly make it into the title.
A folding chair made of the same stuff would absolutely decimate as a wrestling weapon.
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Aizen will win the war all whilst sitting in the comfort of his chair. Also, lol at the fact he actually somehow got even stronger….At this point, the SK is dead and being absorbed, the 3 worlds are going to hell, so its not like at this point they've got anything left to loose by setting him free completely....
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The captain-commander is playing a pretty dangerous game though, destroying the SK was also aizens objective, the only reason hes helping has got to be that he has a plan of own, pretty risky if you ask me…especially considering Aizen seems to be stronger than everyone else combined even in restrained form...
All hail Aizen-sama our once and future king
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Well it was either that or ordering everyone to undress and point their assholes towards the sky.
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Well it was either that or ordering everyone to undress and point their assholes towards the sky.
If he told them to do that, what else could they do? It´s Aizen-Sama after all.
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I loved this chapter. Aizen made me forget all the bad of this whole arc. I can actually like this arc for this one chapter. Doesn't make it a good arc by any stretch, but I can live with it.
So Aizen is plot, who can take down any plot device and speed up or slow down the plot at his will. I think we just witnessed his Bankai.
I thought aizen's bankai was to give him bonus screentime (page space)?
Just like how ichigo's bankai destroys backgrounds.
EDIT: On another note, did purple-hermit take over robby's job of title changes?
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BANZAI AIZEN-SAMA!!! B-BANZAI!!! BANZAI!!! BANZAAAAAIII!!!!!!!
EDIT: On another note, did purple-hermit take over robby's job of title changes?
It isn't a job as much as it is a privilege. On that note, I don't know.
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Aizen is probably the best thing going on right now. Not sure if I'm glad about it or not.
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The Agony should be the title of the chapters with Ichigo in them.
This one should have been called The Ultimate Bliss or The Infinite Elation.
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I like the whole comment about Aizen getting stronger since he was defeated. Apparently he can just sit there and become stronger, so he would've broken out himself eventually. Ichigo had to pull asshole power ups after crazy training forever to get where he is. Aizen sits there, then can just use his Reitsu alone to take everything out, and pull the Soul King palace down with it.
So if Ichigo is a little bitch that gets slapped around all the time, what does that make Chad?
Also like Byakuya and Soi Fong being "insulted" by Aizen being released. I say good then.
