Gum Gum UFO… instead of walking... always
Things you'd do differently than Luffy
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Bro up with Blackbeard.
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Also… get Robin to cover the whole deck of the Sunny in her-- certain body parts... just for fun.
Admittedly difficult to pull that off, though. "Hey Robin, I'll give you a poneglyph if you'll..." -
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I would have talked so much shit to the whole crowd after one shotting Bellamy
Ahaha. That's so me.
- I would have hired Wiper by force. The guy is TOUGH. Two Zoro on the same crew would be a bit overkill, but blame the game not the player.
- Praise Zoro about his strengh every fucking DAY.
- Force Nami to never be more than 5 meter from me.
- I wouldn't have Brook joined the crew, this guy sucks bones.
- Would have refuse Ussop to re join after W7. No need for him.
- Fill my pants with poop on knock up stream.
And no bloody sunny-lion-happy meal's toy as a Ship. This ship is a joke.
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Gum Gum UFO… instead of walking... always
Honestly this seems like an appropriate means of travel across the sea. If he needs to speed up he can Gear Third his butt and be propelled by the highly-pressurized farts.
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Nothing at all except turn around the second I met Axe Hand Morgan, but if I wasn't a complete coward I would really only get Carue to join.
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Ask the hell out of Robin everything she knows about void century and what she's been doung with RA those 2 years.
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Ask the hell out of Robin everything she knows about void century and what she's been doung with RA those 2 years.
Supposedly Luffy said he has had so much to tell the crew after 2 years… maybe one day they'll sit down and share their experiences on-panel? It's been non-stop action since the reunion.
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Supposedly Luffy said he has had so much to tell the crew after 2 years… maybe one day they'll sit down and share their experiences on-panel? It's been non-stop action since the reunion.
I want this so much. A bit of a breather chapter, if you will.
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@Money:
tap Nami, Robin, Hancock, Monet, Kuja Islanders, Conis,…......
Conis? o_0
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I will use Red hawk and Elephant Gatling right from the start to takeout my enemies quickly so I can look like an Admiral who didn't even sweat to take down someone.
With your sig pic, that is bawsay!!!
One more thing I'd do differently, I'd make the show the most boring by just one shotting everyone with the Red Hawk. I think after he almost knocked out Ceasar clown in one hit, that Ceaser must be weak, and it is because of that, that if he had came as hard as he could from the start Ceaser would be no more. -
First the riches, then the bitches.
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Wear overalls…
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I would run away from Magellan with Bon Chan the moment I found out the dude IS poison.
Destroy Bellamy and his crew the moment they started laughing at dreams.
Wouldn't get my feet stuck in the arlong park arc, seriously that was retarded.
Bang Boa Hancock, ask Hancock to join post timeskip and bang her all the time.
Wouldn't have all that bullshit from Nami. -
I would bang a bunch of hot guys and gals. That's basically all I would be doing in the OP world.
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-bully Coby and tell him he's too pathetic to be a marine
-tell Chopper nobody loves him
-tell the kids at Punk Hazard that their parents don't want them anymore
-find Koala and bully her about being a slave
-kill Pell
-force all the hot girls to join my crew, and if they don't, force myself on top of them
-force Robin and Robin to lose their clothes and spread their legs for me, and make Sanji and Chopper watch me fuck them every day
-fuck Tashigi and make Zoro watch
-after Water 7, go back to Usopp's village, fuck Kaya and make Usopp watch
-kill Pell
-ask Arlong to join my crew
-burn down all the Battle Frankys
-burn all the phonoglyphs
-kill Pell
-ditch Brook and tell him Laboon died
-ditch Ivankov at Impel Down
-just ditch the crew outright and join Blackbeard's crew
-kill Pell
-take a piss on Bellamy's face
-rob somebody and buy slaves at the auction
-kill Pell
-but most importantly, kill Pell
-and last but not least, confess my love for Vivi, have her join my crew, forge an inseparable bond, then kill Pell*The only thing I'd actually do in that list is kill Pell
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Will never give my treasure to Big Mom's crew. NEVER in this world. And Margaret will be a nakama.
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I wouldn't get angry at Kid for offering to deal with the Marines outside the Auction House. I don't really get why Luffy and Law felt so insulted by that. All 3 of them were basically saying, "No, I'll take care of them!" It's like when one person offers to pay for the bill at a restaurant and everyone else is like, "No, that's ok, I'll pay for it." and everyone spends half an hour offering to pay. I don't get why people do that, either. Personally, if someone offered to do me a favor or take care of something for me, I'd let them, and thank them for their kindness.
Speaking of which, I would have accepted the Pose from Robin to take the route to the island where Baroque Works wouldn't follow me rather than throwing it on the ground.
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I would have definitely used Gear Third to have a good night with Hancock and i would probably fight a lot with zoro to improve my reflex against sword slashes. Kill Bellamy for sure in a rather sadistic way oh and Mr. 2 would definitely be a Nakama
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I would have definitely used Gear Third to have a good night with Hancock and i would probably fight a lot with zoro to improve my reflex against sword slashes. Kill Bellamy for sure in a rather sadistic way oh and Mr. 2 would definitely be a Nakama
And how do you know Luffy has no reflex against swords?
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-bully Coby and tell him he's too pathetic to be a marine
-tell Chopper nobody loves him
-tell the kids at Punk Hazard that their parents don't want them anymore
-find Koala and bully her about being a slave
-kill Pell
-force all the hot girls to join my crew, and if they don't, force myself on top of them
-force Robin and Robin to lose their clothes and spread their legs for me, and make Sanji and Chopper watch me fuck them every day
-fuck Tashigi and make Zoro watch
-after Water 7, go back to Usopp's village, fuck Kaya and make Usopp watch
-kill Pell
-ask Arlong to join my crew
-burn down all the Battle Frankys
-burn all the phonoglyphs
-kill Pell
-ditch Brook and tell him Laboon died
-ditch Ivankov at Impel Down
-just ditch the crew outright and join Blackbeard's crew
-kill Pell
-take a piss on Bellamy's face
-rob somebody and buy slaves at the auction
-kill Pell
-but most importantly, kill Pell
-and last but not least, confess my love for Vivi, have her join my crew, forge an inseparable bond, then kill Pell*The only thing I'd actually do in that list is kill Pell
Possibly the best post ever.
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@Jewelery:
Possibly the best post ever.
Indeed, especial the "kill pell" after every intention.
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I would use guns instead of my bare fists because I'm a coward.
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-bully Coby and tell him he's too pathetic to be a marine
-tell Chopper nobody loves him
-tell the kids at Punk Hazard that their parents don't want them anymore
-find Koala and bully her about being a slave
-kill Pell
-force all the hot girls to join my crew, and if they don't, force myself on top of them
-force Robin and Robin to lose their clothes and spread their legs for me, and make Sanji and Chopper watch me fuck them every day
-fuck Tashigi and make Zoro watch
-after Water 7, go back to Usopp's village, fuck Kaya and make Usopp watch
-kill Pell
-ask Arlong to join my crew
-burn down all the Battle Frankys
-burn all the phonoglyphs
-kill Pell
-ditch Brook and tell him Laboon died
-ditch Ivankov at Impel Down
-just ditch the crew outright and join Blackbeard's crew
-kill Pell
-take a piss on Bellamy's face
-rob somebody and buy slaves at the auction
-kill Pell
-but most importantly, kill Pell
-and last but not least, confess my love for Vivi, have her join my crew, forge an inseparable bond, then kill Pell*The only thing I'd actually do in that list is kill Pell
i sense someone doesn't like pell :ninja:
Seriously you made my night. and the day after that (and the month after that).But i have a slight improvement, before ditching brook i'd give him a piece of meat that Sanji has cooked (which i have forced him too or else i would keep the robin policy you have wonderfully stated, and after he does keep doing it anyway) and after brook replies it is delicious i'd say to him: "HOW DOES LABOON FEEL TO YA?" and laugh maniacally. >:D
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I would have stayed home because I'm too scared to become a pirate.
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Would have finished Usopp with a good ole fashioned Gomu Gomu no Bazooka
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Actually use our ship to fight.
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Drown Coby because he's a loser.
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Try and find a way to team up with Apoo rather than Law.
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take painkillers from chopper and have brook perform more slow and cozy music..
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take painkillers from chopper and have brook perform more slow and cozy music..
Instead if punching and waiting for the enemy to get up. Don't stop and keep attacking.
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With the gomu gomu no powers, I would make happy to Boa Hancock.
Yeah, that was the most obvious reaction I had. But I'm not quite sure how her Devil Fruit works. If Luffy was attracted to her initially wouldn't he have turned into stone. I guess he would have had to become attracted to her after?
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I wouldn't have saved Smoker from drowning.
I don't think I'd be brave enough to punch Krieg through his spike shield. I'd probably try to wait for an opening. -
Kill peoples and smash bitchez
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Nami Robin Hancock.
I'd "treat" them differently.
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Marry Hancock….kick usopp out the crew...recruit buggy as nakama
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Become a Marine, and use Garp's legacy to get the special privilege of recruiting members for my own special squad (basically, instead of the Straw-Hat Pirates I'd led the Straw-Hat Marine Crew).
Be more strategic/analytic instead of just rushing in.
Constantly flirt with Nami and after the Enel fight, ask her to be my GF.
Ask Crocodile what changed him from such an idealistic, romantic start.
Punch Hancock right in the face.
Be more respectful towards legends.
Form a respectful rivalry with Law.
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id fuck nami, robin and law.
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Would have asked Shirahoshi if she poops. Aside from that, nothing.
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i'd eat less meat and more vegetables.
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I'd ask Sanji to control his nosebleeds while telling him about Amazon Lily.
I'd use Haki to avoid punches by Nami.
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Ask Ace if he wouldn't mind kicking Crocodile's ass for me.
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@God:
Ask Ace if he wouldn't mind kicking Crocodile's ass for me.
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Too much work. I'm a lazy bastard.
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Why ?
Too much work I'm a lazy bastard.
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Make everyone in East Blue give me money for my trip to the Grand Line.
Drown Rob Lucci after kicking his ass.
Drown Enel after kicking his ass.
Drown Moria after kicking his ass.
Have Hancock kill Smoker for me.
Turn myself in to the Marines, break out, and steal a shit load of Seastone handcuffs.
Get a shit load of crew members, mostly fodder, and use them in my fights to test how strong the enemy is.
Ask Shanks why he didn't just use Haki on the Sea King.
Beat the shit out of Nami for hitting me.
Sell Hody Jones into slavery.
Leave Robin with CP9. An archaeologist is completely unnecessary on a pirate ship.
Leave Ace on Marineford because I'm not a retard and I know there is a shit load of people I can't beat.
Shoot Usopp the instant our fight started because fuck him.
Have Zoro and Sanji fight so the fanboys shut the fuck up.
Quit being a pirate the instant I found out the Pika Pika no mi existed and had been eaten by an admiral.
Ask Rayleigh if Roger had a devil fruit power.
Use Gomu Gomu no dick noose.
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After Ace leaves, train with Garp for Rokushiki.
Spend a year back alone then bounce fodderizing the crap out of Paradise and Enel.
Still get my butt kicked at Marineford, learn from Rayleigh…COtC the crap outta the 100 000 dudes on Fishman Island.
Slap Hody around with some new Gomu Gomu/Rokushiki/Haki.PH is a walk in the park.
Rokugun/CoA Gatling Chinjao the rest of block C.
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Would've asked Paulie to join and wrecked Franky's shit.