Shanks: Heeey, Magellan! Man, haven't seen you around in a while!
Magellan: Well, unlike you I have a job.
Shanks: Oh yeah, that Warden stuff. How's that going, anyway?
Magellan: … uh, actually ...
Shanks: What? ... oh. Oh! Don't tell me they demoted you!
Magellan: That's … that's kinda what happened, yeah.
Shanks: Hahahahaha! You're kidding, right? Heh, who's the new Warden then?
Magellan: ... ... ... Hannyabal.
Shanks: AAAHAHAHAHA! No ... no way ... pffff-
Magellan: That does it.
Shanks: … oh shit.
Shanks vs Magellan
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And now for your entertainment, a battle of wits
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Shanks: here we are at an impass
Magellan: Im afraid so, i cant compete with you haki wise, and your no match for my poisons.
Shanks: You're that Venomous?
Magellan: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Coco,
Poison Ivy, The black mamba?Shanks: Yes.
Magellan: Weaklings
Shanks: Really. [pause] In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
Magellan: For the AP Crown? < Shanks nods > To the death? < Shanks nods > I accept.
Shanks: Good. Then pour the wine.
Shanks pulls out a small vial, and uncorks it
Inhale this, but do not touch.
Magellan: I smell nothing.
Shanks: What you do not smell is called Iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
Magellan: Hmmmm.
Shanks: turns away from Magellan with the goblets, and pours the poison in. Goblets replaced on the table, one in front of each.
All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right…and who is dead.Magellan: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Shanks: You've made your decision then?
Magellan: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Sabaody, as everyone knows, and Sabaody is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Shanks: Truly, you have a dizzying knowledge of poisons.
Magellan: WAIT TILL I GET GOING! Where was I?
Shanks: Australia.
Magellan: Yes, Sabaody. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Shanks: You're just stalling now.
Magellan: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my Jailer Beasts, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Chief Jailer, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Shanks: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Magellan: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Shanks: Then make your choice.
Magellan: I will, and I choose– What in the world can that be?
Magellan gestures up and away from the table
Shanks: Shanks looks What? Where? I don't see anything.
Magellan: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
Magellan smirks
Shanks: What's so funny?
Magellan: I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
*they drink *
Shanks: You guessed wrong.
Magellan: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I put poison in both glasses when your back was turned!But what difference does it make im imune Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in the grand line, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Warden when death is on the line!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha–
Shanks stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right
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Vote Magellan, its inconceivable not to
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I promised Venomous Warden I'd vote for Magellan, so that's what I did. Sorry, Shanks…
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Voted Magellan!
Though his namesake ravaged my country and eventually got killed there!
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Vote for the man who can regrow arms!
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I'll never understand Magellan's popularity….anyway, go Shanks!
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I'll never understand Magellan's popularity….anyway, go Shanks!
We got to know Magellan more than Shanks.
Until we get a center-focused present timeline Shanks, Magellan is too awesome than him.
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Theres just one problem buddy…because
Vote Magellan
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First page of campaigns got me.
Warden, Jabra..
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Easy Magellan vote, I've been having hot poop lately too so I can relate to him pretty well.
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Shanks of course. Way too badass not to be voted.
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They Magellan campaigns were great but I can't bring myself to vote against Shanks.
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Sorry Maggy-boy but I got to vote for one of the guys that started the series off,
I got to vote for the guy that gave Luffy his dream and sparked his drive-Vote for Shanks!
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Shanks of course. Way too badass not to be voted.
Badass you say….
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Magellan it is.
One word: campaigns
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Magellan, you can do this!
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You don't stand a chance against
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Wouldn't have treated Andy like crap Vote Magellan, a higher class of warden
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Magellan my vote is for you.
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Shit is about to go DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.
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Once again, I'm kinda fond of both. But Shanks has a special place so I'm voting him.
But I really hope Luffy and Magellan meet again. Would be a shame otherwise.
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Vote for the man that ended the war with words alone!
Vote for Redhair Shankshttp://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/083/7/2/I__ve_Come_to_End_This_War_v_1_by_Kuromi_xan.png
Oh man, I can never look at this with a straight face again.
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Shanks got scars from blackbeard before he ate the devil fruit
Magellan did this after he got the devil fruit
Vote Magellan, the man can back up his hype
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A vote for magellan is a vote for dogars
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(and thanks for the help magellan supporters, all is needed and appreciated)
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If I hadn't already voted for Magellan, the presence of Al Bundy would've automatically swayed me. The man who once scored four touchdowns in a single game knows a winner when he sees one…
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If I hadn't already voted for Magellan, the presence of Al Bundy would've automatically swayed me. The man who once scored four touchdowns in a single game knows a winner when he sees one…
Glad to hear, Then i point you to one of my previous campaigns
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Glad to hear, Then i point you to one of my previous campaigns
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g113/Saccitysaleen/touchdownmagellan.jpg
I just can't find the words to describe the awesomeness.
Well played, Warden…
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Without Shanks we would have no series, since Luffy would have died in the first chapter agaisnt that sea king
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I just can't find the words to describe the awesomeness.
Well played, Warden…
This was my trumpcard last year
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Funny thing as it turns out sadie is now in love with him, so now hes hitched to a red head as well haha
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I generally follow one rule when I'm voting: Campaigns first, nostalgia second, and personal tastes third. Good job, Warden & co.
But, I'll hold my vote for a bit more, just to see if Shanks supporters can dish it out as well.
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Both men love to spend time on the toilet and married redheads, what an awesome coincidence. Now I demand that Ed O'Neill voice Magellan in the dub (with Katey Seagal voicing Sadi, of course) and Ted McGinley can voice Hannyabal. Man, I'd watch the hell out that…
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If I hadn't already voted for Magellan, the presence of Al Bundy would've automatically swayed me. The man who once scored four touchdowns in a single game knows a winner when he sees one…
Well said!
Good to see Magellan leading. Hope it stays that way~
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I don't understand how someone can not vote for Magellan after seeing this. I just don't.
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Hannyabal was eliminated, so at least i want Magellan to pass
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Indeed they do, and thanks for the support captain
Poison brothers have to stick together, and CoCo from Toriko agrees as well
Vote Magellan, hes not alone in this fight
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Magellan-Al by Venomous Warden.
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good grief, isn't anyone campainign for Shanks? He's still is getting votes so I know others are out there.
I don't care if "its clear that Maggy's gonna win", its about showing that we appreciate Shanks' character.
C'mon Shanks fans, show your love (or at least support)