Every mangaka should be eternally chained to his or her chair and fed through tubes (preferably into the throat so they can't do something silly like speak). Every time they look away from the page in front of them, they get shocked by their weighted collar.
Naruto and Bleach II: I don't have the heart to care anymore.
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Lol…that was a bit disturbing...but yeah, golden week occurs every year so people should be used to it by now.
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Come to think of it, they don't really need their legs, do they
They can put them on the desk for anatomical study I guess, as long as they remain severed
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Come to think of it, they don't really need their legs, do they
They can put them on the desk for anatomical study I guess, as long as they remain severed
NOw that's just silly. After all, severed legs would just rot and create a horrible smell, no need to keep them around
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Come to think of it, they don't really need their legs, do they
They can put them on the desk for anatomical study I guess, as long as they remain severed
And somehow.. Togashi, Hagiwara and Miura would still escape.
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@RobbyBevard:
Yeah, its golden week. Vacation for everyone!
Though the manga teams actually had their breaks a couple weeks ago…
Ah, I was wondering I couldn't find any new chapters…..
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Every mangaka should be eternally chained to his or her chair and fed through tubes (preferably into the throat so they can't do something silly like speak). Every time they look away from the page in front of them, they get shocked by their weighted collar.
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http://i1081.photobucket.com/albums/j352/GypsyCartsTwo/blazen.png
But his hands are strapped down too =o.
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But his hands are strapped down too =o.
Or are your hands strapped down?
He can draw with his mouth. Come on.
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Or are your hands strapped down?
He can draw with his mouth. Come on.
Thats how Togashi draw some of his chapters.
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Thats how Togashi draw some of his chapters.
And he was probably starving too at the time, considering that the turkey was so well-drawn compared to the rest of the chapter. He probably ate the pen after finishing.
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But his hands are strapped down too =o.
Oda proofed that a mangaka can draw with the mouth!
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Aizens gotta be bored as hell
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I'm 98% certain that Aizen's already escaped, it's just that Soul Society hasn't noticed yet.
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@Cyan:
I'm 98% certain that Aizen's already escaped, it's just that Soul Society hasn't noticed yet.
And I'm 95% sure that he was never captured to begin with. It was all a illusion. The real Aizen is just hiding.
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I'm thinking less Escaped, and more Pardoned.
"Quinzies? Bankai Stealing?! Arrancar enlisting!?! Theres only one man that can help us deal with this, and that man is…"
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@The:
I'm thinking less Escaped, and more Pardoned.
"Quinzies? Bankai Stealing?! Arrancar enlisting!?! Theres only one man that can help us deal with this, and that man is…"
It's Shiliew all over again.
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The Shiliew incident at least has the excuse of Magellan honestly not expecting Blackbeard to live.
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@Cyan:
The Shiliew incident at least has the excuse of Magellan honestly not expecting Blackbeard to live.
That's why he specificaly let out the second strongest person on the staff out armed near the exit, while telling him he's still gonna get executed later anyway.
And then the sunuvabitch betrayed him for some reason, I realy had no idea.
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It's Shiliew all over again.
@Cyan:
The Shiliew incident at least has the excuse of Magellan honestly not expecting Blackbeard to live.
Okay, are we seriously calling him that?
I don't give a damn what Oda says; it's Shiryu.
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Okay, are we seriously calling him that?
I don't give a damn what Oda says; it's Shiryu.
That's sorta weird. Why wouldn't you want to go by how Oda actually says a name is spelled?
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Shiliew looks and sounds weird.
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Since all Shilliew does is basically complain, it would be fitting for him to have a name localization that would make him complain more.
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Someone get that man a Game Boy.
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Teehee. He looks like Mewtwo.
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Okay, are we seriously calling him that?
I don't give a damn what Oda says; it's Shiryu.
But "Shiliew" makes image searching easier (I always get that Saint Seiya dragon guy with "Shiryu").
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@Cyan:
The Shiliew incident at least has the excuse of Magellan honestly not expecting Blackbeard to live.
I think it's more a case of Magellan not expecting mr. "I love to butcher criminal trash" to join up with a pirate.
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That's sorta weird. Why wouldn't you want to go by how Oda actually says a name is spelled?
Because it sounds fucking stupid. And Shiryu is an equally legitimate pronunciation and spelling.
But "Shiliew" makes image searching easier (I always get that Saint Seiya dragon guy with "Shiryu").
That's fair enough, but you could just type in "Shiryu One Piece"
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@The:
I think it's more a case of Magellan not expecting mr. "I love to butcher criminal trash" to join up with a pirate.
Still he should have seen it comming, what with his "Go fight for us so we can peacefully kill you later, kay ?" mentality.
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@No:
Still he should have seen it comming, what with his "Go fight for us so we can peacefully kill you later, kay ?" mentality.
I think Magellan was banking on Shiliew betraying him in a more personal "I will now backstab u literally lulz" kind of way.
Actually, maybe letting Aizen out wouldn't be such a bad idea, I can't imagine him betraying Soul Society again with out a song and dance number.
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I think Magellan was banking on Shiliew betraying him in a more personal "I will now backstab u literally lulz" kind of way.
Actually, maybe letting Aizen out wouldn't be such a bad idea, I can't imagine him betraying Soul Society again with out a song and dance number.
All joking aside, that would be the worst idea in the history of bad ideas. It would actualy rank above "applying for a job naked".
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@No:
All joking aside, that would be the worst idea in the history of bad ideas. It would actualy rank above "applying for a job naked".
And that's why Kubo will do it. We can only expect the worst.
And I'm not talking about the "applying for a job naked" part.
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@No:
All joking aside, that would be the worst idea in the history of bad ideas. It would actualy rank above "applying for a job naked".
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I think Magellan was banking on Shiliew betraying him in a more personal "I will now backstab u literally lulz" kind of way.
Actually, maybe letting Aizen out wouldn't be such a bad idea, I can't imagine him betraying Soul Society again with out a song and dance number.
As long as he does it while wearing a sparkly outfit and having the Vandenreich as backup dancers, I wouldn't mind it.
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As long as he does it while wearing a sparkly outfit and having the Vandenreich as backup dancers, I wouldn't mind it.
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That's sorta weird. Why wouldn't you want to go by how Oda actually says a name is spelled?
Because English isn't Oda's first language. Some things go screwy and create Engrish in translation that he doesn't realize.
Same reason we don't call Franky "Furankī". Or Whitebeard "Shirohige". When hopping languages, intent matters more than what's actually there, sometimes.
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@RobbyBevard:
Because English isn't Oda's first language. Some things go screwy and create Engrish in translation that he doesn't realize.
Same reason we don't call Franky "Furankī". Or Whitebeard "Shirohige". When hopping languages, intent matters more than what's actually there, sometimes.
But Oda writes it "Franky" on the wanted posters… which is why we go by that, instead of the more common "Frankie".
seems a little immature to follow that rule for everyone except Shilliew, because we got butthurt our fan translations weren't what Oda had in mind.
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I dunno. I figure it's just kinda odd to ignore the way Oda has it specifically set up, regardless if he's fully aware how odd it looks. I tend to go with Oda's spelling if I can remember which is which lol. It was one reason I so hated when the whole "Zolo" arguments happened lol.
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I like "Shiliew." Shiryuu is generic as hell.
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But Oda writes it "Franky" on the wanted posters… which is why we go by that, instead of the more common "Frankie".
seems a little immature to follow that rule for everyone except Shilliew, because we got butthurt our fan translations weren't what Oda had in mind.
And it was being translated as "Franky" long before he had a wanted poster spelling it out in English. Because that was the intent, and what the katakana indicated, though a literal translation of the japanese would have been… different. (Side note, the "y" spelling is typically for boys, the "ie" spelling for girls. This in theory applies to most names, including Robby/Robbie and Sammy/Sammie, but isn't at all universal.)
Translating is an imprecise thing. You pick and choose your battles sometimes. ESPECIALLY with proper names.
"Shichibukai" and "Seven Warlords of the Sea" is another example. "Supernovas" and... whatever it is in japanese. "Nakama". "Haki" instead of "ambition." The translations go with what what sounds better in the language its being presented in... and sometimes they opt to keep the japanese name for flavor... or for context. (English translations really should go with "ambition" incidentally, leaving it as "Haki" makes it a magic word instead of a casual word with magic applied to it.)Oda doesn't have an English speaking fact checker editor helping him, he makes mistakes. He has examples of Engrish all the time, especially in his titles or subject notes in color spreads... doesn't make them right automatically just because he wrote it out. English is NOT his language, he isn't right about it all the time.
Oda has no idea that Shilliew is nonsense in English. Because it works phonetically in Japanese and he assumed "Put these english letters to these sounds, and it spells the name properly in english." Except it doesn't.
It was one reason I so hated when the whole "Zolo" arguments happened lol.
Zoro was translated PROPERLY as Zoro originally. Then copyright and licensing bullshit with Zorro the masked man screwed it up. That's a different thing entirely.
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Shillew sounds like a shilling.
And now Shillew sounds like he has a Brit accent whenever I read his lines. -
I just had to bring Shiliew and the Naruto/Bleach thread suddenly turns into a discussion about "correct" translations/romanisations in One Piece.
We are truly bored, aren't we?
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@The:
I'm thinking less Escaped, and more Pardoned.
"Quinzies? Bankai Stealing?! Arrancar enlisting!?! Theres only one man that can help us deal with this, and that man is…"
The fact that there is a chance of this happening, albeit very small, is very, very depressing. So, naturally, it'll probably happen.
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@S.C.:
The fact that there is a chance of this happening, albeit very small, is very, very depressing. So, naturally, it'll probably happen.
Like I said, when it comes to Kubo, we have to expect the worst.
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what is wrong with Shilliew? isn't that is how japanese pronounce Shiryu?
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@RobbyBevard:
Oda doesn't have an English speaking fact checker editor helping him, he makes mistakes. He has examples of Engrish all the time, especially in his titles or subject notes in color spreads… doesn't make them right automatically just because he wrote it out. English is NOT his language, he isn't right about it all the time.
Then again, he never steeped to the levels of "Why me sad" like Kubo.
ONTOPICNESS !
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Okay, to stay on topic.
What do you guys think of the poems that Kubo writes for volumes. Imo, some are good, but then sometimes they are repetitive.
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@Ace:
Okay, to stay on topic.
What do you guys think of the poems that Kubo writes for volumes. Imo, some are good, but then sometimes they are repetitive.
Poems? What poems?
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Poems? What poems?
He writes some poems for volume releases.
01: The death and the strawberry
(Ichigo cover)We fear
what doesn't exist.02: Goodbye parakeet, Good night my sista
(Rukia cover)People can possess hope
because our eyes are unable to see death.03: Memories in the Rain
(Orihime Cover)If I were the rain
could I connect with someone's heart
just as it can unite
the eternally separated earth and sky?04: Quincy Archer Hates you
(Ishida Cover)We attract each other
like a drop of water, like planets.
We repel each other
like magnets, like the colors of our skin.05: Right arm of the giant
(Chad Cover)If I don't wield the sword,
I can't protect you.If I keep wielding the sword,
I can't embrace you.06: The death trilogy overture
(Urahara Cover)True, we don't have anything such as "fate."
It's only those who drink in ignorance and fear
and stumble over their own feet07: The broken Coda
(Byakuya Cover)We should not shed tears
for that will serve as a defeat of our bodies to our hearts.
It is then nothing more than proof
for it to be said that our hearts are things
beyond our ability to control.08: The Blade and me
(Zangetsu Cover)When rusted, I can't cut again.
When you lose your grip, I will be torn apart.
Yes, it's with that pride that
has me resemble a blade.09: Fourteen days for conspiracy
(Kuukaku cover)Ah, even though our eyes are opened
we are dreaming of
flying through the sky.10: Tattoo on the sky
(Ganju Cover)We reach out our hand
to brush away the clouds and pierce the sky,
but even if we seize the moon and Mars
we still can't reach the truth.11: A Star and a Stray Dog
(Renji cover)I will light a fire on an unreachable fang,
so that I won't have to see that star,
so that I won't let it tear at my throat.12: Flower on the precipice
(Aizen Cover)We think the flower on the precipice is beautiful
because our fear make our feet stop at its edge
instead of stepping forward into the sky
like that flower.13: The Undead
(Kenpachi Cover)Any one time we throw away pride
we take a step closer to becoming beasts.
Any one time we kill a heart
we take a step back from becoming beasts.14: White Tower Rocks
(Hanatarou cover)It creaks, it creaks; the tower of cleansed sins,
like the light, it will pass through this world.
It shakes, it shakes; the tower in our spine,
the one that will fall will be… us? Or the sky?15: Beginning of the death of tomorrow
(Kira cover)I am merely practicing
saying goodbye to you
Spoiler: Chapters 16-20:16: Night Of Wijnruit
(Whitey Cover)The constant shower of the sun's mane
will erase the remaining footprints on the thin ice.
Don't be afraid to be deceived
for the world is already full of deception.17: Rosa Rubicundior, Lilio Candidior
(Yoruichi Cover)Red like blood
White like bone
Red like solitude
White like silence
Red like the beastly instinct
White like a god's heart
Red like thawing hatred
White like a frozen, pained cry
Red like the night's hungry shadows
Like a sigh piercing the moon
it shines white and shatters red18: The DeathBerry Returns
(Soi Fong Cover)Your shadow stealthily
leaves nothing of where you go, like a poisoned needle
that sews together my footsteps.
Your light pliantly
strikes the water tower, like a lightning bolt
that severs the source of my life.19: The Black Moon Rising
(Bankai Ichigo Cover)That's right,
nothing else can change my world.20: End of hypnosis
(Gin cover)One who paints the beauty in love
is one who pretends to not know love's form.
One who paints the ugliness in love
is one who understood it well.Be my family or not
(Shinji Cover)This entire world
exists for the sake of cornering you.22: CONQUISTADORES
(Ulquiorra cover)There is no meaning in our world,
neither is there any meaning in us, the ones who live in it.
It is then meaningless
for us, who are equally meaningless, to conceive the world in our thoughts
despite knowing there is no meaning to be found.23: MALA SUERTE!
(Ikkaku Cover)We are the fish before the waterfall
We are the insects inside the cage
We are the wreckage of the angry sea
The skull upon the staff
The torrent of power, all of which the whale swallows
We are the bull with five horns
We are the monster that breathes fire
The child who screams
Ah, we are
being poisoned by the moonlight24: Immanent God Blues
(Grimmjow Cover)Doesn't matter who it is
I'll ****in' break 'em25: No Shaking throne
(Hollow Ichigo Cover)We all
die as we are born.
We always find the end
before the beginning.
If to live
means to continually search for wisdom,
we'll find the end waiting after our last lesson.
To finally see the subtlety of the end
and understand it completely
is what it means to die.
We cannot help ourselves from growing wiser.
Those who are helpless to their search for knowledge
are those who cannot transcend death.26: The mascaron drive
(Luppi Cover)That voice that pierces my chest so deeply
resembles a never-ending cry of ecstacy.27: Goodbye Halcyon Days.
(2nd Orihime cover)We
As one:
are not intertwined
As two:
do not share the same form
Of the third:
we simply don't have eyes
Of the fourth:
we have no hope in that direction
At the fifth
therein lies the heart28: Baron's lecture full-course
(Dordonii Cover)Sire, we
look upon you
as one would a peacock
A look that borders on
anticipation, adoration, and something
akin to neverending terror29: The slashing opera
(Thunderwitch Cover)In my desperation, I'll dress myself up grandly
Even while knowing you'll cut me down
In my desperation, I'll polish myself to a shine
Even while knowing you'll cut me down
It was terrible, how it was terrible
When you once did just that
You lopped off my hair
And left me looking like you did when you died30: There is no heart without you
(Kaien Cover)That wound is as deep as the ocean
That bloody murder is as colorless as death31: Don't kill my volupture
(Szayel Cover)Tell me I'm hated most in the world.
32: The Howling
(Grimmy release Cover)The king gallops
Shaking free from the shadow,
Beating the armor,
Kicking about the bones,
Slurping the flesh and blood,
The creaking increases.
Smashing the heartHe walks in alone
Toward the faraway other side33: The bad Joke
(Nnoitra Cover)We are insects…
Worms crawling underneath nonvolatile spite
I lift my head up, higher even than the moon…
…until I can’t see you merciful bastards anymore.
34: King of the kill
(Nel Cover)If you give me wings
I will soar for youEven if this whole land
Sinks down to the waterIf you give me a sword
I will fight for youEven if this whole sky
Shoots through with your light35: Higher than the moon
(Mayuri cover)If you even fail to be born, it's only natural to die.
36: Turn Back the pendulum
(Long haired Shinji Cover)"It's still too early to believe."
Edit:- and here is the rest of them.
37. BEAUTY IS SO SOLITARY
character. ayasegawa yumichika
People cannot be thought to define beauty
however flowers can be thought to define beauty
A person's form resembles a flower
only at the time of defeat, when it is torn to pieces.38. FEAR FOR FIGHT
character. hisagi shuuhei
The only true fear
is to become a warrior that does not know fear39. EL VERDUGO
character. ayon
To err is human.
To kill is the devil.40. THE LUST
character. ulquiorra cifer
I envy because of the heart
I glutton because of the heart
I covet because of the heart
I am prideful because of the heart
I sloth because of the heart
I rage because of the heart
Because of the heart
I lust for everything about you.41. HEART
character. yammy llargo
To plunder
that which has been lost,
to blood and flesh and bone
and something else42. SHOCK OF THE QUEEN
character. tia harribel
There is no world without sacrifice.
Are you unaware?
We are
in a sea of blood, ashes floating in hell
crying the name
a fading world.43. KINGDOM OF HOLLOWS
character. barragan luisenbarn
To decay is our companion.
As night is our servant,
as the crow pecks at this body,
I await you at the castle of elm trees.44. VICE IT
character. tousen kaname
Man has, above all else, evil.
That I would, for the sake of having this illusion of justice
beyond everything that is I, more than the evil that I have, hallucinate, that there is nothing else
the justice that I believed in has its own evil.
Justice, for the sake of obtaining justice is
constantly, endlessly doubting my own justice.45. THE BURNOUT INFERNO
character. yamamoto genryuusai shigekuni
You may live bowing on your knees,
but die standing on your feet.46. BACK FROM BLIND
character. matsumoto rangiku
To know sorrow
is not terrifying.
What is terrifying
is to know you can't go back
to happiness you could have.47. END OF THE CHRYSALIS AGE
character. ichimaru gin
You are becoming a snake tomorrow,
and as you start to devour people
with that mouth that has devoured others
you cry your love to me
and the same as today, I do wonder
will I be able to say my love to you?48. GOD IS DEAD
character. aizen sousuke
All people, imitations of apes.
All gods, imitations of people.49. The Lost Agent
character. kurosaki ichigo
I wonder, can I keep up with it?
The speed of the world without you in it.50. The Six Fullbringers
character. ginjou kuugo
Time usually encroaches from behind
Raising a howl as it flows and ebbs awayGive up
As time seems to wash away your exquisite past
And tears away your fangsDo not look forward
Your hope encroaches from behind
There is nothing but darkness in the muddy stream.51. Love me Bitterly Loth me Sweetly
character. dokugamine riruka
Don't put a finger in my heart.52. End of Bond.
character. Shukuro Tsukishma
Will you count with me
My teeth marks
On you53.
character. Yukio Hans Vorarlberna
The fact that I am so young
So immature
Seems unforgivable to
The decrepit
Perfect and faultless adultsSOULs. the rain drags black sun down
character. kurosaki ichigo
The sun that locks Heaven.VIBEs. but the rain dried by white moon.
character. kuchiki rukia
The moon that eclipses the night.The Hell Verse
character. kurosaki ichigo
That heart is the one that falls to hell.
Beneath that heart, the place where hell is.These are some I found. I admit I don't know much about rating poems, which is why I asked to discuss it here. In other bleach forums, all they do is praise it to no end, without really explaining it.