Naruto Thread IV

[Sai-chan]

… Naruto looks like Ichigo with a wig and stupid outfit on. Orochimaru looks like Aizen and that one dude that looks like a spoon with a vendetta against women whos name I forget combined. Still looks cooler than how Kishi draws Naruto and Orochimaru, but still.

[RPGJay]

Orochimaru stop saying "all according to plan" in my head!

[Sai-chan]

I can't stop seeing Ocochimaru's body transform into a butterfly along with having a forked tounge.

[Sakonosolo]

Araki's my favorite. Here's Oda's
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Edit: Why is it so big

[Sai-chan]

I've seen that one before~

[Sakonosolo]

Did Araki draw a One Piece one for its 10th anniversary?

[RPGJay]

Spoiler tags spoiler tags spoiler tags

[Sakonosolo]

Oh, sorry. It's not stretching my screen.

And no, Araki didn't draw a OP one :sad: .

[RPGJay]

@Sakonosolo:

And no, Araki didn't draw a OP one :sad: .

How sad. Oh well, I'm sure he was busy or something.

[Cyan D. Funk]

I wonder if Araki did a Dragonball one.

[Sakonosolo]

I think he did one for Kochikame but I can't find one and don't want to download a zip file to see it.

[Silence]

Spoilers are out.

You gonna be mad.

[Jacko]

How can somebody be mad at spoilers like these

! カンクロウに説法されて、成仏するサソリ。
Sasori becomes at peace and fades away after being lectured by Kankurou.
! カブトの所にマダラが来る
Madara goes to where Kabuto is.
! ナルト、ビーみたいに尾獣と一体化する練習。
Naruto practices becoming one with his bijuu like Bee does.
! そこで、口からセロ（チャクラ玉）だせる練習。
He then practices how to shoot a chakra ball out of his mouth.
! それが、螺旋丸に似てると気づく。
Naruto realizes that the chakra ball is similar to the rasengan (either the ball itself or the act of forming and shooting the ball).

This is fucking fantastic, god i've tears in my eyes.

[Nobodyman]

@Jacko:

How can somebody be mad at spoilers like these

! カンクロウに説法されて、成仏するサソリ。
Sasori becomes at peace and fades away after being lectured by Kankurou.
! カブトの所にマダラが来る
Madara goes to where Kabuto is.
! ナルト、ビーみたいに尾獣と一体化する練習。
Naruto practices becoming one with his bijuu like Bee does.
! そこで、口からセロ（チャクラ玉）だせる練習。
He then practices how to shoot a chakra ball out of his mouth.
! それが、螺旋丸に似てると気づく。
Naruto realizes that the chakra ball is similar to the rasengan (either the ball itself or the act of forming and shooting the ball).

This is fucking fantastic, god i've tears in my eyes.

….......No hope.

.........................No hope.

[Suicu]

Hahaha, and my friend thought the war is going to be epic!

Ooooh, Sasori….

[Gizmo]

Honestly, who didn't see that coming? That was obvious as soon as Kankurou started lecturing him last chapter.

I know I said I'd be okay with it once it happened, but now I might need to reconsider and reread the previous chapters again because I can't remember what Sasori actually did in this fight other than be owned by the good guys.

[Kitsune Inferno]

The ninja might of a thousand billion zombies vs. Talk no Jutsu.

[Malintex_Terek]

@ultimateclima:

Honestly, who didn't see that coming? That was obvious as soon as Kankurou started lecturing him last chapter.

Chekhov's Gun it may have been, but I didn't expect it to happen in the very next chapter. The way it sounds makes Sasori look like a moron.

And yes, that spoiler is ghastly.

! I'm sadistically bemused at Naruto's perpetual infantility. Rasengan, the "spiraling sphere" and the Great Meancing Ball look similar, who knew? Naruto's intellectual curiosity has put him on the fast track to becoming a reknown scholar. It won't be long before he learns the world is round and that sex makes babies.

[Nobodyman]

Sasori being beaten by Friendship no Jutsu aside, what on earth practicality is there for firing an energy ball from your mouth?

I'm calling at least a Sharingan Red on this chapter.

[Silverblade]

At least, Deidara won't be humiliated in this way. Right?..

A tumbleweed rolls past Silver

[Johnny B. Decent]

So, these so-called indestructable zombies can just go up and die if someone talks to them long enough? Yup, this war is going to be a real barn-burner for the ages.

Glossy Black, easily.

[IceBorg]

"Hey guys remember how Naruto beat Pain?"

"Yes….."

"Why don't we all try that"

"Ok!!!!!!!"

[Luffyko]

Is this spoiler confirmed?!

If yes… I wanna puke...

[Daz]

I'm not half as bummed about the Sasori stuff that I am about Narutos training yet again amounting to MOAR RASENGAN.
Sasuke shits out something ridiculous every other fight he's in, but with Naruto its always just doodle balls

[IceBorg]

Naruto will pull a new rasengan out of his ass….....literally.

[Jacko]

I don't know what is worse Sasori trolling, uncreative new rasengan or the fact that Kishi is as stupid as a 4th grader.

! Naruto: "But I didn't even succeed in doing a Rasengan properly…"
B: "Bijū chakra is a combination of plus chakra and minus chakra... a balance! When you compress it, the balance between white and black should be 8:2, before turning it inro a sphere! Try it!"
Naruto: "Alright!"
! Towards Naruto's new technique!!
The end
cause 8:2 = 4:1

[RPGJay]

The power of love conquers all apparently.

So how will people take out Deidara then?

Deidara: "DIEDIEDIEDIE!"
Fodder: "I like your art."
Deidara: "Sniff, you're the first person ever to say that."
dies

[MarcelloF]

That's probably because he's actually saying 80% to 20%. Obviously 4:1 is right, but I think he wanted to stay with 10/100.

[Johnny B. Decent]

@RPGJay:

The power of love conquers all apparently.

So how will people take out Deidara then?

Deidara: "DIEDIEDIEDIE!"
Fodder: "I like your art."
Deidara: "Sniff, you're the first person ever to say that."
dies

Seeing on how he left the Rock place because no one did, there is a chance of that.

And there's an ever higher chance of me headbutting my desk into splinters if that happens.

[Sakonosolo]

I love it how zombies can get talked to death in the Narutoverse. Kishi is awesome.

[Yonkou3]

I think Kishi's goal is to make each preceeding chapter look better by making each following chapter even shitter.

[RPGJay]

I'm betting $20 Naruto hugs blind ZombItachi into submission.

[Jarhead]

Glosseri black….
Glossery black....
GLOSSERY BLACK!

[Robby]

So… its official that ALL the zombies are going to be beaten by talking? That wasn't just a one off between brothers? (I knew it wouldn't be, but I could still hope...)

Right back up to at least sharingan red, if not glossy black. Man, this war is going to be terrible.

Geez, Haku and Zabuza might just ascend each other without even fighting anyone.

I take it back Kabuto. Turn their personalities off and make them mindless killing machines with old designs. That'd be better than the impending travesty.

[RPGJay]

One wonders how Madara will take it when his army is taken away by the power of positive motivational speeches.

[Cyan D. Funk]

Watch Kakuzu be defeat by giving him money.

Watch.

[Silverblade]

Kiba's moment will be him sharing Akamaru with Nagato.

[choperman]

…......... what the fuck?

that is all

[Robby]

@Silverblade:

Kiba's moment will be him sharing Akamaru with Nagato.

My beloved dog, returned to me! TIIIIIINNNNYYYYY!!!!!!

[sanji499]

The move list in this series is just plain pathetic.

Itachi was a victim of it. We are introduced to to Tsukuyumi and Amaterasu. Kishi implies that Itachi has shown nothing of his true abilities in part 1.

In part 2, he reintroduces us to the same techniques and he only adds Susano which looks so fucking stupid. Basically, it is Usopp's jolly roger that acts like a giant Vaccum machine.

I was like "that's it ?". Itachi has shown 2/3 of his arsenal in part 1. WTF.
His techniques are more suicidal than effective which made him look so weak.

[maxterdexter]

@Silverblade:

Kiba's moment will be him sharing Akamaru with Nagato.

Akamaru is Tinny's brother! I'm calling it!

[Robby]

@sanji499:

The move list in this series is just plain pathetic.

Itachi was a victim of it. We are introduced to to Tsukuyumi and Amaterasu. Kishi implies that Itachi has shown nothing of his true abilities in part 1.

Kakashi knows over a thousand techniques and can copy and remember any non-bloodline jutsu he sees.

He's used what… 2 or 3 moves, tops? And he's a main character?

[sanji499]

@RobbyBevard:

Kakashi knows over a thousand techniques and can copy and remember any non-bloodline jutsu he sees.

He's used what… 2 or 3 moves, tops? And he's a main character?

I was expecting like 2 more from an 8 year hyped fight. He was supposed to be way stronger than kakashi. Kishi only thought about 1 horrible looking jutsu for all these years.

The main issue was the fight sucked hard. it was so anticlimatic and shown at the wrong moment.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Deidara will be Talk no Jutsu'd by Sai, I bet
Itachi will be Talk no Jutsu'd by Naruto

The only hope Kishi has for repentace now is Mecha Hidan

[Luffyko]

Wow, Naruto's learning a new kind of rasengan… how creative :ermm:

This chapter smells... glossy black.

[choperman]

guys guys…. kakashi actually used two moves in the pain fight, gosh get it right

[Daz]

It gets really stupid when you consider that the only thing preventing Naruto from busting out water sharks, opening gates, doing lighning moves or spitting fireballs is that "well, he has a slightly greater wind affinity". So fucking what, it's not like learning more than one jutsu makes a ninja explode.

[RoxasMP1000]

They said in the spoilers that the others will be informed of the edo-weakness. If its that easy than fights with any charcter with an emotion bonds will be defeated in a second.

Asuma-"im sorry shikamaru but i its beyond my control"
Shikamaru-"its okay sensei b…because I love you!"
Asuma-"Gay"..."i-i mean those words mean alot to me shikamaru, now i can pass on.
asuma fades away
Shikamaru-"btw ur gonna be a daddy"!
Asuma-F*****************CK!

[RoxasMP1000]

Opps! i shoulda reak the previous page.

[IceBorg]

Shikimaru talking about Asuma's son will totally be his Talk no Jutsu.