Id point out that photo is in black and White but Id rather not know the color of an armadillo's penis.
Naruto Thread IV
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Since when has Naruto followed any form of realism though? The moon is made out of a giant fucking animal. I don't think penis colors are exactly a priority.
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You are both incorrect. The true, factual answer is
! [qimg]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/5898/armadillopenisjsr260.jpg[/qimg]
! dayumnlookatdatsuckahbabeh
! beige.I feel so…inadequate.
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You are both incorrect. The true, factual answer is
Okay, I know armadillo penis IS on topic… but I think a line does need to be drawn when it comes to actual photos of armadillo penis. I'm pretty sure thats against the rules. Anyone that wants to google it, can.
On the other hand, Kishi obviously didn't do the research.
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Kishi severely undergifted his armadillo.
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@RobbyBevard:
On the other hand, Kishi obviously didn't do the research.
This brings up a dilemma in logic. If a man draws the penis of a human baby, but that penis is attached to a fully-grown male armadillo, is it still considered a little boy's ding-dong?
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Yes .
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It means Kishi not only has issues… he has subscriptions.
But not to National Geographic apparently. Or anything related to women.
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Tsunade's boobs are so awesome.
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why are you idiots making me google armadillo peeners?
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Because Naruto .
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@dirt:
why are you idiots making me google armadillo peeners?
Because
MIND
CONTROL
! POWERS
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got it - just needed a reason
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So I just read the newest chapters.
Armi-dix, that is all.
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@RobbyBevard:
On the other hand, Kishi obviously didn't do the research.
He just wanted to draw penises.
I believe even if he had known, he would still have drawn a human penis attached to an armadillo. He liked it. -
@RobbyBevard:
It means Kishi not only has issues… he has subscriptions.
… Only funny the first time Robby...
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Naruto used the same joke two weeks in a row. Why should I be clever twice about armadillo peeners?
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@RobbyBevard:
Naruto used the same joke two weeks in a row. Why should I be clever twice about armadillo peeners?
Joke implies it was funny once.
Armadillo penis isn't funny when it's so out of place.
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@RobbyBevard:
Naruto used the same joke two weeks in a row. Why should I be clever twice about armadillo peeners?
You must strive to be better than Kishimoto.
Anything less.. is Kubo.
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So, there's no armadillo pingas' joke… I mean, chapter this week?
Robotnik will cry this week.
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Kishi not only has issues… he has mint condition CCG graded polybagged collectibles.
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And in a near future, they'll still be worthless!
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aren't kishi and Oda friends, why doesn't he just ask him for advice…. unless, maybe he is and oda is telling him to do all these terrible things to sabotage his rival in manga sales, hell what if kubo's listening to him too, he not only creates the greatest manga he sabotages other great mangas in order to eliminate competition.... damn Oda's evil
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Oda already gave him advice. Draw more animals, If I remember correctly.
Oh wai…................... ARMADILLO!!!
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Kishi: Yeah… I really want to kill off Sasuke...
Oda: No! That will be terrible! It would ruin me! I... uh... "love"... Sasuke!
Kishi: But it's about the fans, Oda, and an overwhelming-
Oda: I mean, the fans love Sasuke, you fool! Killing him would be disastrous! A great manga artist takes what works and runs it into the ground. Take for instance, your Sharingan. EVERYBODY needs a Sharingan, you know. The fans love it! Also, use really big numbers and remember, only boys like shonen, so either make all your girls into boys, or ignore them entirely!
Kishi: takes notes You're so wise, Oda-senpai!
Oda: Oh, I try. devious smirk towards the camera
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Kishi: Yeah… I really want to kill off Sasuke...
Oda: No! That will be terrible! It would ruin me! I... uh... "love"... Sasuke!
Kishi: But it's about the fans, Oda, and an overwhelming-
Oda: I mean, the fans love Sasuke, you fool! Killing him would be disastrous! A great manga artist takes what works and runs it into the ground. Take for instance, your Sharingan. EVERYBODY needs a Sharingan, you know. The fans love it! Also, use really big numbers and remember, only boys like shonen, so either make all your girls into boys, or ignore them entirely!
Kishi: takes notes You're so wise, Oda-senpai!
Oda: Oh, I try. devious smirk towards the camera
This made me laugh so hard
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wait isn't kishi oda than oda?
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That was terrible, Narutosss
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Kishi: Yeah… I really want to kill off Sasuke...
Oda: No! That will be terrible! It would ruin me! I... uh... "love"... Sasuke!
Kishi: But it's about the fans, Oda, and an overwhelming-
Oda: I mean, the fans love Sasuke, you fool! Killing him would be disastrous! A great manga artist takes what works and runs it into the ground. Take for instance, your Sharingan. EVERYBODY needs a Sharingan, you know. The fans love it! Also, use really big numbers and remember, only boys like shonen, so either make all your girls into boys, or ignore them entirely!
Kishi: takes notes You're so wise, Oda-senpai!
Oda: Oh, I try. devious smirk towards the camera
Kishi: "sigh"
Oda: "What's wrong Kishi?"
Kishi: "I've got some panels I need to fill out, but I need ideas. I was thinking maybe hinting that Naruto isn't as clinically retarded as I've previously portr-"
Oda: "Animal. Draw an animal."Kishi: "-maybe get him to talk with that black-haired girl with the white eyes like I keep- Wait what?"
Oda: "The readership likes animals. So use those empty panels to show an animal."
Kishi: "But what kind of animal Oda-senpai?"
Oda: "Something uncommon in manga. Something vaguely exotic. Like an armadillo. Yeah, definitely an armadillo."
Kishi: "But Oda-senpai, normal armadillos are boring. Wait, I got it: a giant armadillo. A giant armadillo with a- with a-"
Oda: "With a penis."
Kishi: "Yes! A giant armadillo with a penis-WAIT A MINUTE…Oda-senpai, you wouldn't happen to be trying to undermine my manga, are you?"
Oda: "No no, of course not. Toriyama liked to draw small penises on things, so why not do it in homage to him?"
Kishi: "I don't know..."
Oda: "Have I ever steered you wrong? I mean, I suggested those brilliant ideas like the physics-defying paper bombs with Konan and Naruto having a tragic and emotional breakdown after he realized that Sasuke was going to be killed."
Kishi: "You're right Oda-senpai! I'll do it!"
Oda: "That's my boy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go consult Kubo on a new plot device of his...He keeps calling it 'the HEART' or something."
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That's so Oda music plays
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Kubo: Hey Oda-sensei with Brook joining the SH the crew is almost complete, one more to go, how do you feel about that?
Oda: One? Don't you mean two? And who are you?
Kubo: Well Luffy said he wanted 10 crewmembers and there are nine SH.
Oda: Yeah he did but he wasn't counting himself in those numbers, For example Zoro is number 1, Nami number 2 etc.
Kubo: But what about Luffy?
Oda: Lets just say he is number 0, its a nice number I think.
Kubo: Number 0 hmmmmm…..
"cue opening credits"
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Oda and Kishi are the Laurel and Hardy of the mangaka world.
Only difference is that Kishi's a crapton less funny.
Kubo's Gummo Marx.
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Cyan.
I demand you do this bit using Oda and Kishi.
sShMA85pv8M
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Cyan.
I demand you do this bit using Oda and Kishi.
sShMA85pv8M
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Kishi: "Hey Oda-senpai, can I join you're baseball team?"
Oda: "Sure thing Kishi. You can be our catcher."
Kishi: "Cool. Now, I wanna know the names of the guys on the team, so that when I play with them, I can call their name, when I see 'em on the street I can say hello to them, you know?"
Oda: "Certainly. Hmm…Hoo's on first, Watt's on second, Idunnohoo's on third-"
Kishi: "That's what I want to know."
Oda: "What?"
Kishi: "I wanna know who's on first."
Oda: "Yes, Hoo's on first."
Kishi: "Yeah, tell me, who's on first."
Oda: "Hoo."
Kishi: "Yes, who."
Oda: "Hoo is on first."
Kishi: "…Alright, you run this team, right? You know the guys' names?"
Oda: "Yes! Hoo is on first, Watt's on second, and Idunnohoo's on third!"
Kishi: "I wanna know the guy's name!"
Oda: "Hoo!"
Kishi: "They guy on first base."
Oda: "Hoo!"
Kishi: "Yes, who."
Oda: "Hoo."
Kishi: "What's his name?"
Oda: "Hoo."
Kishi: "...So, who is on first base?"
Oda: "Yes!"
Kishi: "The first baseman's name is Yes?"
Oda: "No! Hoo's on first, Yes is the left fielder!"
Kishi: "...So who's on first, what's on second, I dunno who's on third, and yes is the left fielder?"
Oda: "There! Now you've got it!"
Kishi: "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"
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well I just re-read the whole sasuke vs itachi fight and I must say I actually liked it until susanoo came into play then everything seemed stupid, Kishi never hinted there was a third technique and then the whole orochimaru thing is where it got ridiculous oh I'm here lol never mind I'm dead again but I liked the ending, and I liked the whole plot twist after the fight, i think up until susanoo it was a good fight, and the back story was good tooI liked the pain arc except for the fucking ending and that's where I think things got really sour, I'll admit I think five kage summit arc is where the shit hit the fan, mainly because it was all about sasuke and turning him into a villain, hell I could have delt with the sasuke who fought killer bee, but then madara did something (some mind jutsu thing that will be the reason he's redeemed) and he sucked, he's not a good villain at all :sad:
and why do I get a feeling that this whole jutsu naruto needed the nine tails for is to show how he thinks the world should be to everyone in the world, like showing them his life or something and the hardships he's overcome, if that happens I'll drop the series[/hide]
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well I just re-read the whole sasuke vs itachi fight and I must say I actually liked it until susanoo came into play then everything seemed stupid, Kishi never hinted there was a third technique and then the whole orochimaru thing is where it got ridiculous oh I'm here lol never mind I'm dead again but I liked the ending, and I liked the whole plot twist after the fight, i think up until susanoo it was a good fight, and the back story was good tooI liked the pain arc except for the fucking ending and that's where I think things got really sour, I'll admit I think five kage summit arc is where the shit hit the fan, mainly because it was all about sasuke and turning him into a villain, hell I could have delt with the sasuke who fought killer bee, but then madara did something (some mind jutsu thing that will be the reason he's redeemed) and he sucked, he's not a good villain at all :sad:
and why do I get a feeling that this whole jutsu naruto needed the nine tails for is to show how he thinks the world should be to everyone in the world, like showing them his life or something and the hardships he's overcome, if that happens I'll drop the series[/hide]
Susanoo on a whole is stupid, because it doesn't even relate to eyes in any way. Amaterasuwhateveritscalled at least ignites where you look and Tsyukomi requires eye contact, what does making a huge skeleton thing have to do with it? That, and it sounds like that crappy Phil Collins song.
The Pain arc's ending was complete garbage, and the Summit wasn't much better, but at least the Raikage slapping the taste out of Sasuke and his overpowered eye crap with wrestling moves alone was gold.
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Susano'o should've like made shit freeze in place as long as the user was looking at the target.
And it should've come out of the nose.
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i always thought that there will be a third technique name susanoo because it based on japanese myth tsukuyomi, amaterasu and susanoo. naruto fans also already predicted when itachi first show tsukuyomi and amaterasu in part 1.. just back then people speculated it to be taijutsu because tsukuyomi is a doujutsu, amaterasu is a ninjutsu. so the 3rd one must be a taijutsu..
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Susano reminded me so much of
Seriously, it was hard not to laugh.
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Armadillo penis isn't funny when it's so out of place.
Yet people make Usopp jokes all the time.
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Volume 53:
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Volume 53:
[qimg]http://books.shueisha.co.jp/search/book_image_b/978-4-08-870126-4.jpg[/qimg]
The parent of the year award goes to…
Anyone else really.
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Volume 53:
[qimg]http://books.shueisha.co.jp/search/book_image_b/978-4-08-870126-4.jpg[/qimg]
Ninja Gendo Ikari and Ninja Nico Olivia hold their son while plotting his rejection and utter shithole of a life.
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why naruto mother (forgot the name)
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why naruto mother (forgot the name)
looks so..sad.(or a weird expression)Kushina is her name and she is wondering why she didn't get that abortion. :ninja:
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Volume 53:
http://books.shueisha.co.jp/search/book_image_b/978-4-08-870126-4.jpg
That's cute.
But boring for a volume cover.
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Something tells me the alternate idea was the crotch chain.