@metteminne:
i am so waiting of buggy being epic about:
! "today, i am going to take whitebeard's head, take the world for myself!"
Buggy is too EPIC
! DenDenMushi: Judging from the reports we received from Impel Down prior to the communications breakdown… / ...we deduce that this jailbreak incident was headed by two prime culprits!!
People: Two?
DenDenMushi: The pirate Straw Hat Luffy... // ...and the pirate Buggy the Clown!!!
Buggy: ?!!!
Prisoners: Wh... Wh - Wh - Whaaaaaaaat?!! // Ehhhhh~~~?! Seriously?!! They're rating Captain Buggy even more important than the Shichibukai?! // Who on Earth is this guy?!!!
Buggy: M - M - Me?!
[Box: Marine Headquarters]
Marines: Pass me the documents. // Here they are, sir.
! DenDenMushi: Buggy the Clown… we once considered you a mere nameless pirate of no great worth...
Buggy: ............
DenDenMushi: ...But we have since uncovered information suggesting that you are in fact a former member... / ...of the crew of the Pirate King, Gold Roger!!!
People: !! // ?!!!
Buggy: How did they find that out......?!!!
People: Wh... Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!!
DenDenMushi: We have furthermore uncovered information suggesting... / ...that you are a close friend of Yonkou Red-Haired Shanks!!!
People: SAY WHAAAAAAAT~~~~~~~~?!!
DenDenMushi: To think that a man such as yourself had succeeded in concealing himself, causing no major incidents... / ...lurking right under our noses for so long... only now to finally show himself once more.
People: ............!!
DenDenMushi: We failed to uncover any definitive links between you and Fire-Fist Ace... / ...but doubtless your objective is the same as that of Straw Hat Luffy; Ace's freedom.
! DenDenMushi: We are fully aware that your ship contains over two hundred escaped prisoners... / ...including villains such as Jimbei, Crocodile, and Ivankov...!!! So let us tell you this now...
People: ............!!
DenDenMushi: As long as we refuse to open the Gates of Justice for you, not only will you be unable to reach Marineford... / ...you will be unable to escape the Tarai Current at all!! // There will be no escape for any of you...
People: ..................
DenDenMushi: Your lives are forfeit.........!!! / That is all...
Luffy: Hey!! Just a moment, Marines!!!
DenDenMushi: !
Luffy: I'm going to save Ace, no matter what!!! / So you can just wash your potatoes and wait!!!
People: It's "wash your necks", Strawhat-chan!!! // This is hardly any time to be sitting around washing potatoes!!! // ...Forget that, why the heck is this guy picking a fight with Marine Headquarters?!!!
[TN: "Wash your neck and wait" is a Japanese expression meaning… well, basically "you just wait". "Wash your neck" as in "get it ready for the slicing".]
! People: No, forget that too… Captain Buggy!! // You were on the Pirate King's crew?!!!
Buggy: Crap...!! If people find out about this, the Government's going to chase after me like crazy!!
People: And you're best friends with Red-Haired Shanks?!! // Our saviour really was... a truly incredible pirate after all!!
Jimbei: To think that he had such a history.........
Mr1: And yet he is so weak.........
Crocodile: ..................
Mr3: Why is a man like that so cowardly...?!!
Ivankov: Vell, vell... I suppose every ship has its flaws!!
Luffy: ...Oh, of course... Come to think of it, I think that Vice-Captain guy mentioned something about that too...
People: Vice-Captain......?!
Luffy: You know - he was this old guy called Rayleigh.
Buggy: Whaaaat?!! You...!! You've met up with Rayleigh-san?! How was he doing?! / ...Man, that takes me back~~~~~~!! The old Vice-Captain!! Where on Earth did you...
People: They're talking about the "Dark King" Rayleigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!! This is one incredible conversation!!!
! Prisoners: Captain Buggy!! You really were... / ...an incredible guy all along!!!
Buggy: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute!! I mean, okay, that's true.. / ...but if I get myself that kind of reputation, my whole life is going to be -
People: No way!!! He really was a member of that legendary crew!!! // Buggy! // Buggy!
Buggy: Well, I was just an apprentice, really......!! // Stop it, you idiots!! Stop cheering like that!! / Suddenly being worshipped like this is... // (...not actually all that bad!!! That's right... wait a minute now... Even if it is going to get the Marines on my tail, this is a pretty sweet little misunderstanding... And after all, it's all technically true! // This could really help take me up in the world...!!! Wh... Why, if I play this right... // This little mistake could actually......!! Heck, if I were to end up taking Whitebeard's head like this...... I... // I could be... // A Yonkou?!! // No, even further than that...... // The Pirate King?!! // Hell, yeah!! Every last one of these guys has a bounty higher than mine...!! If I use them right, I can do it!!!
! People: Captain Buggy!! I'll follow you wherever you go!!
Buggy: mutter mutter
People: Just give us your orders!! Let's steal this ship from these guys who want to go to Marine Headquarters!!! // Yeah!! Let's take our freedom!!
Luffy: !
People: Hear that, Straw Hat?! You're gonna hand this ship over to us!!
Luffy: .........
People: We're not gonna let you drag us off to Marine HQ just when we've escaped from that damn place!!!
Luffy: !
People: We've got Captain Buggy on our side, you hear?!! // You show him, Captain Buggy!!
Jimbei: Dear me...
Crocodile: We can always just kill them all.
People: Buggy!! // Buggy!!
Buggy: (That's right... I feel... // I really feel like I can do it!!!)
People: Buggy!! // Buggy!!!
! Buggy: Silence, you rabble of flashy fools!!!
People: !!!
Buggy: Do you not have brains of your own to think?!!
People: ?!
Buggy: There's no stopping this ship!! Not now!! It's headed right for the centre of this great war!! / We can't go back now we've come this far! // Now pull yourselves and think about where we stand... within our arms' grasp... / ...lies the very pinnacle of this whole damn world!! // We'll never get another chance like this, not as long as we live... So I ask each one of you!!
People: ?!!
Buggy: If you're a man......!! / Why don't you come with me, and dream a little higher...?!
People: ?!!
Buggy: Today... I'm going to take Whitebeard's head...! / ...Take the world for myself!!!!
People: ?!!
! People: Whoaaa... // Captain Buggy!! // .........!! Ahhh...!! .........!! Captain Buggy~~~~~~!! // Somewhere... Somewhere down there in the depths of Hell...!! // It looks like we somehow managed to lose sight......... of what's really most important in life!!! // That "treasure of the heart" we all once had... bright and shining dreams!!! // I'm with you, Captain Buggy!! // Who wants a peaceful life?!!
Buggy: That's what I like to hear!!! Let's do this, men!!! // We sail for Marine Headquarters~~~~~!!!!
People: YEAHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~!!!
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